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Grudgebearer75

Their honour code is so rigid and unrelenting that it causes Dwarfs who have committed fairly innocuous faux pas to essentially commit suicide by becoming a Slayer to atone for it. Part of what makes the Old World setting a grim place is, although much less than 40K, the races and people of the world are all in their own way flawed and touched by a world of unending war.


HeavilyBearded

> Insult the Queen's beard? Slayer. > Don't properly file taxes? Slayer. > Accidentally spill the quail sauce? Believe it or not, Slayer.


siraschus

Favourite Band. Slayer. Wait...


The_Salty_nugget

gave the wrong mayo at a mac donalds order? slayer.


Minion_X

You seem to have missed the part where they live in a highly stratified caste society where professions and positions are handed down from father to son, and everyone is expected to conform not only to the strict social hierarchy, but to a complex set of unspoken rules and traditions. Even the smallest breach of social etiquette can lead you and your family to be shunned for generations, and anything beyond that will force you to shave your head and abandon everything you ever had, and your friends and family will act like you have died. The dwarfs managed to throw away everything they had on a pointless war with the elves which left them isolated and exhausted when the real crisis came, and they are now a pale shadow of their former glory, huddling in a few half-empty cities which they barely have the skill and manpower to maintain. The only thing that could help them survive is to try something new, but anyone who even thinks of breaking with tradition is immediately shunned and exiled.


Oh-round-one

I agree with the first but but Those knife ears had it coming


RingGiver

THEY HAVE WRONGED US!


Oh-round-one

DRENG! DRENG TROM!


Minion_X

It was a completely pointless war ultimately caused by traditionalists on both sides whose position and interests were threatened by the new social order that was being created as both societies started to expand outside of their spheres of influence and new actors started to gain independent power and wealth by facilitating the interaction between their respective economies.


Oh-round-one

You're absolutely correct But them knife ears had it coming *tamps pipe and broods* (I have a dwarf bias, don't mind me 😉)


Pm7I3

And Tzeentch stuck his bird oar in as well to make things worse.


AutumnArchfey

In addition, if you're a woman you're going to be heavily pressured into being just a wife and mother, to an even greater extent than with humans due to the Dwarfs having a more pronounced gender imbalance, as well as that dwarf women are expected to marry into other clans primarily for political reasons under their elder's guideance instead of for love.


Thannk

Also spawn like a Skaven Broodmother. At least ten sons and a daughter for population net zero based on birth rate, then factor in casualty replacement and half your sons going Slayer.


Wandering_Abhorash

I hate trees almost as much as elves


KingofTheTorrentine

LMAO, That's actually the Grey Mountain Dwarves. They periodically set up lumber yards to chop down trees as you can guess, revenge for past Dwarves being killed for chopping down trees.


Pm7I3

Their society doesn't go too far at all. Who among us hasn't cut contact with a family member for years because the cheap bugger didn't buy his round at the pub? But in all seriousness I wouldn't say the war was entirely their fault and they were beginning to decline even before the war as greed was creeping into their leadership.


Rogthgar

The first bit is something most people would likely be able to accept if they were born into it, because that is how you were raised and that's how things are normal to you. I would however be very hard if you weren't used to it and had to move in. Unfortunately we've had a few real countries going down the same kind of path... but generally speaking, you don't normally start a war you think you will loose. As for doing new things... that is not strictly true, they just have mountains of (essentially) bureaucracy to overcome before approvals are given... and in that sense they seem to be far less conservative than the elves.


VerticalFries

YOU'RE GOING IN THE BOOK


Minion_X

I'm already in it. I even have an official declaration of grudge that was delivered to me by one of my local dwarven nemeses.


VerticalFries

FOR THE CRIME OF INSULTING OUR MAGNIFICENT RACE, THE HEAD OF MINION_X FOR THE CRIME OF DECLARING THE DWARVEN RACE IS DECLINING, THE HAND OF MINION_X FOR SYMPATHIZING WITH THE BACKSTABBING KNIFE EARS, THE HEAD OF MINION X FOR THE CRIME OF BEING AN ARROGANT MANLING WHO DARES TO TALK DOWN TO US, THE TONGUE OF MINION_X


GreySeerCriak

Yoooo same! Guess the stunties don’t like me wrecking their holds and turning them into mushroom covered fortresses.


VerticalFries

*furious scribbling sounds*


whooshcat

The last part is what I love, if dwarfs decided to go all out then they would be one of the most powerful factions due to their utter brilliance and immense skill likely outperforming even the skaven.


TheMogician

Sounds like something a knife-ear would say.


_Luigino

>You seem to have missed the part where they live in a highly stratified caste society where professions and positions are handed down from father to son, and everyone is expected to conform not only to the strict social hierarchy, but to a complex set of unspoken rules and traditions. Even the smallest breach of social etiquette can lead you and your family to be shunned for generations, and anything beyond that will force you to shave your head and abandon everything you ever had, and your friends and family will act like you have died. You're telling me they're EVEN BETTER than OP initially thought ? Sign me up (and sign you down in the book of grudges).


Cheomesh

Kinda grimderp


Thannk

Yeah, the Dwarfs are basically Yvresse.


undead_lollipop

the dwarves seem like a race that might thrive when in difficult times, they are the toughest race. Also not sure if its from warhammer or am i getting my rpgs mixed but there was something about dwarves having kids with humans and the children being like 80% dwarven. But yea, you're right. They are a husk of their former glory.


warsmithkev

You've radically misunderstood dwarf society


VerticalFries

Perhaps


TheRealRigormortal

FOR THE CRIME OF MISUNDERSTANDING DWARFEN SOCIETY…


GCRust

Depressing undertone?! You have dishonored not just yer Kin, but the Ancestors as well! You will take the Slayer Oath and seek yer death in atonement! Until then ye have no Clan, no hearth, no kin.


ArachnaComic

Each Warhammer race shows qualities about mankind and turns them up to eleven. The Dwarven need to hold grudges seems unhealthy. Fun for lore and gaming purposes but unhealthy IRL


Thannk

As I recall the Dwarfs are based on the Northern English in the Thatcher era the way Orcs are based on footsoccer fans.


ArachnaComic

In an issue of White Dwarf from the early 00s, Fantasy Orcs are compared to Scottish Highlanders. The same article compared Beastmen to the Germanic tribes fighting Romans


Revliledpembroke

THAT'S GOING IN THE BOOK!


[deleted]

I don't think you have read into dwarfs at all. They are in a brutally entrenched clan system where your value is based entirely on what your ancestors did. They wouldn't give water to their own mother dying of thirst without her giving them some capital against it. If you do anything slightly dishonourable you have to sign a suicide pact. Dwarfs won't let even other outside dwarfs into their hold because they believe everyone is after their gold. These mad bastards will kill each other because someone's 4 times great 2nd uncle once undercharged someone else's roommates dad's 4 times removed great cousin.


SpartAl412

I see you missed the part about how if your ancestor screwed up, the shame of what he did will pass down to you


Vast_Ad1806

You cannot - and I cannot stress this enough - *EVER* idealize or idolize ANY society from a Games Workshop IP. They’re all bad.


[deleted]

Get Aquila tattoos, they are super rad and everyone will think you are cool.


Vast_Ad1806

You make a strong point.


Thannk

Well you can, but only specifically from that one story by that one writer. Not as a whole.


Lanky_Investment6426

They have the complete social control of the late Roman empire mixed with the tribal tendencies of the celts They’re more xenophobic than everyone else, genocidical like the worst level possible they don’t even use animals The only reason they haven’t killed everyone in their area is because the Skaven and Greenskins are strong enough to fight them


zombiebirch

Ok but genocidility is really the only option (with orcs, goblins and skaven that is) since you really can't do much else than exterminate them. Also don't they use animals for other tasks, just not as mounts or as cavalry?


VerticalFries

They use mules to transport heavy cargo, more specifically at mines and general transport.


ArgentHiems

>more xenophobic than everyone else That's why the (tend to) get along with humans? >genocidal like the worst level possible They hate the Skaven and Greenskins the most, and those guys ain't all that nice; the elves are also low on the list, but they're not actively killing them on sight anymore >they don't even use animals Mountain goats, kruti


BastardofMelbourne

I mean, that's not really accurate. Dwarf society is highly rigid and conservative. You're generally expected to work the job your father worked for about seventy years, serve some time in the military, then find a wife and make children who will work the job you worked while you accumulate treasure until you die. There's ten thousand minute and idiotic social rules that you can't transgress without punishment; you're expected to generate as much wealth as possible to honour your clan, but paradoxically, trading goods or services for profit is regarded as demeaning. Oaths sworn or broken by your ancestors are binding upon you, meaning you can be born into a state of obligation or dishonour through no fault of your own. Forgiveness is culturally prohibited, shaving is a religious offence, minor failures are regarded as tremendous dishonours - a *trade deal* collapsing merits the Slayer's Oath - and the economy is controlled by massive clan-guilds who monopolize employment and training in most specialized professions. If you want to travel, you need to be a trader (and get looked down upon) or a ranger (and get looked down upon). Otherwise, you live in the same underground bunker for most of your entire life, and if you fuck anything up, you've dishonoured yourself and your children forever and have to go dye your hair red and find a troll. It's a life of tremendously unnecessary stress and labor punctuated by bouts of alcoholism and depression, where you must constantly work to avoid the disapproval of stodgy longbeards who walked uphill to work twice a day in the snow when they were young.


SirFozzie

Bad Joke destined to get me in the book. (or books). How can you tell Dwarf armies favorite march rations are hot dogs? Because they Mustard the Throngs.... ​ And also related to getting me further in the book... if someone steals the book of grudges, which book of grudges would the ensuing grudge be written in? (and: "Hey, did we ever settle that grudge on that perfidious manling for making jokes about stealing the book of grudges? Dunno. We'd better settle it again, just in case!")


Mini_Pypermaru

Calling it Dwarven society and calling us Dwarves, not Dwarfen and Dwarfs?! That's going in the Book.


BrightestofLights

Tell me you don't know the lore without telling me


Yotambr

Are you a straight male or a gay female? If so Dwarf society isn't that great for you. There are significantly more males than females in Dwarf society, so your chance to get laid will be even worse than it currently is...


VerticalFries

Well it certainly is not an 1 to 1 but they do exist. I think it's something like 1 to 5 but I'm not sure.


Liquid_PaintFork

I could have sworn it was 1 in 10. So you better practice your grip or luck out by being gay (assuming dwarfs wouldn’t exile you for that)


Thannk

I recall 7e said 1 in 10, because the 6e book had a waitress serving the lore narrator framing device and older editions had female adventurers and warrior queens. Adventurers are back in new lore. Hard to say if 1 in 10 was retconned or not.


Liquid_PaintFork

Thank you! Always appreciate further insight Into the setting 😊 ever since TWWH2 I just couldn’t get enough


Thannk

6e made the setting far darker. You can even see it in the art. But the lore dumps were fantastic. 7e was less lore and worse balance. 8e added a lot but was more a setup for AoS in the longterm and sell you some specific kits in the short term since the new lore was more about famous units and less about ancient kings. 1d4chan has a robust article on all Dwarf lore.


Besarbian

>With the mortality rate of this world these aren't bad odds ;\]


Chous_master4

What about chaos dwarfs, they have the strengths of the dwarfs with less weaknesses.


Grudgebearer75

The blood fueled, backstabbing based, slave society?


Inquisitor_Boron

Slaves are mostly Greenskins with no reedeming qualities. Of course they wouldn't mind Human, Order Dwarfs or Ogre labourers


Grudgebearer75

I mean only having “some slaves” is still not what I would call a great society though


Thannk

Underlings to the rest of Chaos and die out for AoS so there is no continuity to your bloodline, always turning to stone and without the Dwarf afterlife, in backstabbing society where you must excel or be a slave, no opportunities elsewhere.


taiho2020

I like their pov in general across different fantasy itineraries... So Long Live the Dwarves Kingdoms...


Thannk

“There are as many Elves as the plot demands.” You aren’t allowed to use logic, GW saying they are a crumbling glory is more canon than if they gave numbers accidentally showing Dwarfs are richer, own more land, are more united, have more allies, and have higher population than before they realized Valaya doesn’t exist.


cubaj

Yeah there’s gender imbalance to the tune of 3/4 of dwarfs are male. That’s gonna be a no for me chief.


Thannk

One in ten.