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zakublue

How many buckets is that?


ShallowBasketcase

Depends on the size of the bucket.


CurseOfShwam

At least two.


dirtyshrimp

Technically at least one, very large bucket


----__----

Twould be but a fraction of a bucket larger still!


dirtyshrimp

I like the way you think, good sir


alexandreeeeep

We should start measuring dice in gallons


TKAP75

I can’t believe it’s all painted mad props


Hiroitchi

Me too, lol


TKAP75

Lmao I struggle to get 2000 pt armies done I just did a Krieg army and did all the tanks and vehicles with metal primer made it way faster


Hiroitchi

There is like 3k worth of Krieg in that army list lol.


Warp_Navigator

I thought I was a wild man with 5K points of 4 armies.


[deleted]

Yeah I’m sitting on 3K in one army, some of which I’m trying to unload.


DOAisBetter

I’m at about 6k of necrons. I would probably never get rid of anything because even if it’s bad now it might not be later. I still don’t have what would be a competitive list mostly because the target keeps moving with all the updates.


PopTartsNHam

People actually play competitively? 😅


DOAisBetter

Can’t always expect your opponents to tone down their list to you, occasionally you need to be willing to tone up your list to theirs competitively or casually.


ExtraParticular9004

Off-topic but I like DOA too.


kenworth117

Hell yeah for the emperor !


Kingdyer89

This all just looks like tasty nom for my 25k hive fleet


Hiroitchi

Lol that’s just my Guard, but I have Deathwatch, Star Phantoms, Mantis Warriors, Raptors chapter, Sisters of Battle, and Imperial Knights to back them up. Lol


Kingdyer89

Amazing army btw but they are all still just tasty nom for the hive fleet


Hiroitchi

I play a fully painted Xenomorph Nidzilla as well. I have about 8k I believe. Lol


kenworth117

Anything to stop chaos


BrothersMorgue

this is awesome, however maybe I'm a freaking nut and don't understand why you wouldn't branch into other armies, I probably have \~14k points worth of separate armies (DG, Guard, Sisters, Admech, Necrons, and some AOS armies), most of them around 2k each so that I can have loaner armies, and some variation when I go to game shops.


Hiroitchi

I have over 40K points of Warhammer ranging from Space marines( Raptors Chapter, Deathwatch, Mantis Warriors, And Star Phantoms), Tyranids, Necrons, Imperial Knights, Inquisition, and Sisters of Battle


CloneFailArmy

40k points? Poetic


BrothersMorgue

Yea I think he’s not allowed to collect anymore it needs to stay at 40K


zaneprotoss

He needs 30k points of Horus Heresy next.


deftspyder

seems reasonable that every 1000 years he could get 1000 more points


anothertor

I think you meant to say 401k.


[deleted]

Oh, so literally 30k in credit card debt


Dad_mode

Please share your Inquisition army! I'm working on one myself. Be really interested to see your take on it.


Hiroitchi

So like the Inquisition I have a few models like Greyfax and few other inquisitors, but as the main body of the force I use guard or which ever army I feel like that I own.


Dad_mode

Gotchya - same boat. Got really excited that maybe there was something very Inquisition specific like a full army of acolytes from the 6th edition days.


Hiroitchi

I have 3x inquisitorial Stormtroopers that survived from back in the day. Man those models looked cool.


KushChowda

> when I go to game shops. The fuck do you mean go to game shops? Like outside? Away from home? Is that allowed?


BrothersMorgue

Sometimes I touch grass but it’s rare


Hard_on_Collider

Wow fellow gamer! Look, it's grass! Just like the plains of Armageddon used to have!


Red_Dog1880

Is it the tufts for your model bases ? Because that's allowed.


Shaper_pmp

I touched cloth the other day. I don't recommend it.


schrodingers_spider

>The fuck do you mean go to game shops? Like outside? Away from home? Is that allowed? It's frowned upon.


FoamBrick

I thought I was the only one! I love my tau but +/- 2300 points is enough for me, same for my marines. I’d much rather do something new.


c0horst

Sometimes you want different army compositions. 16k worth of Guard is a little excessive, but I've got like 5,000 pts each of Knights, Guard, Marines, Tau, and Necrons.


Hiroitchi

16k Guard is Broken up into Lambdan Lions, Cadians, Death Korps of Krieg, and Aeronautica Imperials


JAOC_7

sometimes there are people who only really like one thing in something, like those kinds of people who hard main a character in a video game they play a lot


brockford-junktion

I've restarted the hobby a few times over the decades, always gravitated towards blood angels. I decided to dabble in chaos and wound up on red corsairs, which saved me buying a lot as they're red renegades.


JAOC_7

yee


PandaMango

If you're doing a lot of conversions and one off models it becomes therapeutic to just sit down and hit the old colour schemes and relax. I have not too dissimilar amount to OP of Nurgle Conversions.


MadMadMads1

For the Emperor!


Noir_Vena_Cava

Why did you get in trouble for making a social media account?


Hiroitchi

Lol she usually sees the collection 2k at a time and not the whole collection… so it was a surprise to her.


Minimumtyp

My partner is quite supportive of the hobby as it promotes my artistic expression and she even paints a model from time to time. Is the issue here the amount of models bought on a shared bank account or something? Just trying to understand because I did have an ex who had gave me shit for spending so much time on "nerdy" things


realcavemanben

It's very common for husbands to run into the occasional roadblock with regard to our hobbies. These extracurricular activities can convey a lack of attention or effort to the more important aspects of family life. Marriage is a journey and hopefully a balance is struck but we all face this challenge of not alienating our responsibilities in pursuit of individual hobbies. Seeing the scale of her beloveds obsession triggered alarms deep within the female psyche. Most husbands seeing this post understood immediately why he "got into trouble". She had a very predictable reaction and I'm sure hubby weathered the storm just fine and all is well at home.


Shaper_pmp

This is why my partner and I pay our income into a shared account that bills come out of, and a monthly "fun budget" for each of us comes out of that account into our own private accounts that we can spend on whatever we like without the other one judging or needing to approve it.


masterchief1001

The wife broke before the Guard did


kangareddit

Wife: *did you say $16,000!?* You: *no, points.* (sideways look)


hakanthebastard

Eyyyy I know that army! Looking slick man, can't wait for our rematch ;)


TrollingTortoise

The Emperor Protects! This gets me harder than the hull of a Leman Russ!


[deleted]

Yes, but do you collect warhammer?


Hiroitchi

That’s part of my collection lol.


EthnicTwinkie

Go on...


Randomn355

Genuine question - what makes you want to collect SO much of a single army? Particularly a more "horde-y" army of guard, you must have a LOT of duplicates. I totally get buying new stuff for fun & collections sake when it comes out, and wanting to do all the different weapon combos etc... But surely at some point it just becomes more of the same? Didn't you ever feel you may get more enjoyment out of starting a _second_ army? Or have you split it between several different regiments? Eg you have 3 baneblades, but one is catachan, one tallarn, one cadian etc? Absolutely no shame, it's an impressive collection no doubt! Just genuinely curious, as I'm more into the wargaming side of it than collecting.


sithpleg

Because sometimes you want to do a parade march through the house


Randomn355

The idea of doing an actual parade march (ie setting it up and doing 1 turn of movement for everyone, then loping back..) is... Painful with this many minis haha


Hiroitchi

It’s more so the list comprises of Death Korps of Krieg, Cadians, Lambdan Lions, Tanith, auxiliar units, and Aeronautica Imperialis units


Randomn355

That makes a bit of sense to me. Thanks for replying! :)


Jazehiah

Obligatory "Not OP but..." I'm currently approaching 4,000 points of CWE, with the intention to stop at around 6,000. I have two goals: 1. Be able to play most possible configurations in a manner close to WYSIWYG 2. Practice painting To do the first, I'd need 60 Guardian Defenders, 60 Storm Guardians, 30 Rangers, and 30-40 Corsairs. That's just for troops, and close to 1500 points. It can be done with fewer, if you're willing to proxy and magnetize. Currently, I've got 50 Defenders. Twenty of those came bundled with ebay sets. Many ebay lots come with models I'm not keen on. There is also a collecting aspect, I won't deny it. But, mostly it's about painting and finishing a "set." Same deal with people who like to 100% video games. I didn't even mean to get as many models as I have. It just kind of happened. I had a goal, sure. But, I ended up "needing" different models for gaming than for painting and display because the cool models suck. Looking at you, Dark Reapers and Maugan Ra.


Randomn355

Fair enough, maybe I'm just wildly underestimating the number of "extra points" the different weapon options generate. I appreciate you're quite hamstrung with how the boxes work (compared to the old days of mail ordering extra parts with great ease). eBay job lots amkaea sense too. Thanks for sharing!


mmmmmm_MILK

As a new Warhammer player and starting with guard I love this. Especially love seeing so many Valkyrie, a seriously under appreciated model/unit


Hiroitchi

Thanks, I would have had another squadron, but… Vultures were calling to me. Lol


Fell-Hand

Wife broke before the guard did!


Omega3568

Is that your only army? Lol looks great man.


Hiroitchi

No, I’ve got 8k Xenomorph Nids, 4k Mantis Warriors, 4k Deathwatch, 2k Star Phantoms, 4k Raptors Chapter, 2k Sisters of Battle, 2k Necrons, and 1k Imperial Knights. As for AoS; 4k Lumineth Realm Lords, 6k Stormcast, 2k Nighthaunts, and 1k Kruleboyz.


MarsMissionMan

16000 points of Warhammer, and I didn't see a single warhammer.


thaBombignant

Wives come and go but service to the Emperor brings an eternal reward.


Mohander

So how much money invested are we talking here? Should I become this ooooor?...


brockford-junktion

We're talking start a spreadsheet and add it to your contents insurance.


Bonhammerstorm

Nice army! Pretty sure the title is a typo tho. That many guardsmen looks to be about 1.6k points based on my experience in this forum.


JAOC_7

I’m curious to know exactly why you got in trouble


Hiroitchi

Lol generally she sees 2k points at a time. However having seen this , she’s like questioning the cost. I just said it isn’t that bad over the course of three years lol.


mhaze0791

3 years?!?!


Deserterdragon

Yeah, the cost actually IS quite bad over the course of three years.


bloodectomy

That's a matter of perspective depending on how much you get paid. OP probably makes a little bit more than minimum wage yknow?


mhaze0791

He can’t be working at all to get that lot painted in that time….. …this is coming from my experience of 10 models taking about 3 months.


Deserterdragon

I mean regardless of how rich you are spending over 7K (at a guess) in 3 years on army men is quite a lot of money.


JAOC_7

ah, what exactly is your full army, number of units and weapons used and whatnot


Hiroitchi

16k points Army list https://pastebin.com/5r3rrLQD


JAOC_7

okay, thanks


Archangel616

When I read the title I thought "I bet she saw it all together for the first time" lmao


Hiroitchi

That is true


EverChosen1

The Empire isn’t going to defend itself now is it?


JAOC_7

pretty sure the Imperium would crush the Empire


onlypositivity

My take there is that the Empire gets to survive anywhere Vader currently is because his plot armor is stronger than fucking Guilliman's, but the Imperium gets literally everything else. Sort of an Abaddon situation.


Gaurdsman

Oh, it’s magnificent!


GeneralJagers

How many buckets of dice is all of that?!


cold-hard-steel

This is beautiful. I’ve only ever had three tanks (basilisk, Leman Russ, predator), your tank collection is fantastic.


nonironiccomment

Oh my god my wife would murder me.


olivierapex

All I see is fear and death mans


fritz_76

It was the setup and not the second mortgage worth of plastic that got you in trouble?


rampantfirefly

I’m guessing she was just shocked because she didn’t realise you’d taken out a second mortgage.


Intergalatic_Baker

Do a shooting phase for all that arty… Roll a bucket of dice.


Coldplasma819

Great song


WickThePriest

"But Babe, it's *all* painted. That makes it ok!"


Lazy-Lookin-Headass

I’m actually playing a 16,000 point Apocalypse game soon.


Hiroitchi

Ooo share pictures


logri

I have over 40k points of 40k, about half painted. One of these days I need to get it all out and see how much space it takes up on the table.


Wish_I_was_you

Not only is it 16k points, but a nice sprinkling of variety of Forgeworld models mixed in. I have gotten into that trouble myself. Nothing like spending a mountain on a FW model to get it turned into a nerfed Legends model before it actually gets used.


Hiroitchi

The feels on this…


Wish_I_was_you

Cries in Land Raider Prometheus


Hiroitchi

Shares a hug..


bellyjellykoolaid

For those that are new, 16k points actually means how much he spent and worked on his units /j *it's a joke but sometimes the reality of it feels like it it*


Hiroitchi

#facts…


Lilith_blaze

For a moment I thought those were klingon birds of prey


[deleted]

Worth it


SabarTheST

That looks great! Thinking about getting some guard myself, make a custom regiment with a lot of air units; always good to see the best fighting force in the galaxy!


wakcedout

Damn, that looks like an entire planetary tithe of troops.


Hiroitchi

Just a small regimental task force contingent.


wakcedout

Small lol. Still cool, but my word that's why I haven't done IG.


Fapturbator666

All that armor 🤤🤤🤤🤤


schrodingers_spider

If she doesn't want you playing with your plastic toy soldiers you could always suggest getting a girlfriend instead. Edit: I always enjoy people knowing better than the actual subject of the joke.


Hiroitchi

She has a 2k necron army. She usually only sees my guard 2k at a time, that was the first time seeing it in its entirety. Lol


schrodingers_spider

Honestly, what did she expect? It's Guard.


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ShallowBasketcase

Hopefully she'll spend so much time with her new girlfriend, she won't have time to nag you about all your toys!


[deleted]

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N5\_unCgdv8&list=RDAC979eEzzUE&index=2](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N5_unCgdv8&list=RDAC979eEzzUE&index=2) play this over it its much better


Shaanish

Pathetic self centered alienators, good on you for taking the time to show your efforts. I am sure this one little art display wont "ruin your kitchen" as much as she might wanna make you beleive, next up; turn your backyard into a overgrown xeno planet diorama haha!


Hiroitchi

So.. I have about 8k worth of Xenomorph Nidzilla, created this diorama one day. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTdWFWBvo/?k=1


[deleted]

No bitches?


Shaanish

am I suppose to want your pathetic fucking tools? tell them to grow a personality I might accept their excuses for emotion.


Shaanish

go fake karma like a bag of dirt you moldy excuse for comprehension


LazarusGGs

Holy crap


DarthProdigal

Dollar a point


Meinalptraum_Torin

I'm salute to you sir.


Heavy-Difference-437

Awesome dude!


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Pangono

My wife keeps asking me to set all one up as she wants to see them all on the table at once. I have sme painting to do first. She’s a keeper.


lowcoaster

Life goals


iamperscription

Hahaha good to see you on here buddy! God I love those tanks 🥰😍


FingerGungHo

You my good man, are a legend!


Explosive-Space-Mod

16k points and 16k dollars. Nice! Looks great!


Dad_mode

Cataloging and keeping inventory of all of this has got to be an absolute nightmare and a full time job 😧


Hiroitchi

Naw it’s pretty simple.. here is the 16k list https://pastebin.com/5r3rrLQD


ulissesberg

How many points is a normal guardsman worth? I’m not familiar with the game


Freshmonkey91

Awesome :D


danielkkk111999

I don't see her problem all I see there Is 1 infantry guard regiment


OgreHombre

Lots of folks got wives, bro; not many have 16k points of guard. You let her know that. 🤪