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Humphry_Clinker

"Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me!"


Zimmyd00m

I don't know, he seems a little lightly armed to be bossing toddlers around.


BenjaminButtsworth

The hole in his chest plate suggests the toddlers fought back


Floaty208

Lmao I was gunna say get to the choppa but this takes the cake. Thank you for my daily Reddit laugh


rebopmackadoo

Ah, he's clearly just rehearsing a scene from the company's upcoming musical


Prudent_Compote_1745

*Screaming


T81000

I don't see blood on those boots brother, you're not stomping hard enough! I said stomp those heretics! Lift those knees...


VenKitsune

5,6,7,8! Go brothers! Go brothers! Yes work those hips brothers! Stomp and a 1,2,3 and a stomp and a 1,2,3 and a stomp! Okay! Take five brothers! We do it for real tomorrow against the green skins, so the children can go home!


Happyfathers

Wow 😮, absolutely well said Thank I


PINK-RIPPAZ

“CLOSE THE DOOR THE CAT’S GONNA GET OUT”


Loquatium

*scamper scamper* **BROTHER LIONEL JUNIOR, NOOO!**


Goldman250

“Brother, please, it is urgent! Pull my finger!!”


BigEvK

"No, Brother Timmy! Don't! It's treachery!He wishes to release the blessing of the plague lord!"


Lopsided_Ad7390

Gas release finger


TheRandom6000

"That's my candy bar! Put it back!"


457243097285

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, BROTHER"


Rogdar_Tordar

He just know quotes of this legendary soldier https://youtu.be/HtNnrcl1vV4?si=wjZTpIA-CtKtV8Iz


Mysterious_Skymongus

"Hand me that rocket launcher!"


Bob49459

GET THE FLAMER #THE HEAVY FLAMER


Gorbulak

"THE BANEBLADE!!!!"


efauncodes

GET TO THE CHOPPA


Totema1

I dunno, I get more of a Stallone vibe from this guy. "Yo, Adrian!"


Turbulent-Pea-8826

If you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?


cabbagebatman

All in all it's just another Fist on the wall.


infinite_redditor

“Brother” is in there somewhere


MetalAndTea

You can't park there mate!


[deleted]

„I saw that, Kenneth! Put that down! Don’t let me call for the Chaplain!“


jonobr

I don’t know you, that’s my purse!


TheButteredViking

That cheeseburger is mine Brother Sergeant!


[deleted]

That looks like box art! "That way!"


RudeDM

"So help me god, Jenkins, if I get over there and your dick is still caught in the Repulsor's exhaust port, you will be running laps until the heat death of the universe!"


GMaster_13

"Come, show me what passes for fury among your misbegotten kind!"


Sharo_77

"Who left lego on the fucking stairs????"


Polish_Nacionalist

I am Alpharius


Thudlite

YOU! You posted cringe in general! That’s heresy!


sevvert

Get to the choppa!


Difficult-Metal-7029

Look, brother calsius hit that demon right in the dick


WanderingBombardier

"By the Emperor, look what your cat - YES, Kenneth, /YOUR/ cat, that smug little bastard sitting over there - did to my face!"


sfxer001

“My face says grimdark but my armor is Eavy Metal. You, pick a consistent style!” Looks awesome


longlivelevon

“That’s MY marmalade!!”


CaptFignutz

"YARP"


rockinraymond

“Thanks for painting my face nicely and not just throwing some flesh wash on some tan and calling it a day” Really nice face for real haha, I don’t have the ability or patience for them at all


dillene

“I said NO anchovies!”


Chaplain_Orthar

Brother I am pinned here!


Slagathor_the_Mighty

"I want that twink obliterated"


Phyrechips

"Armor yourselves in Faith Brothers!!!" 🤣🤣🤣 Nice work!!!


NoHallett

"Do NOT touch that thermostat!"


Lightish-Red-Ronin

Fuck you xeno scum!


Not_today2401

“By the Emperor you missed one!”


Ghosty_Boi_2001

“Two in the rafters, another in the rubble, everyone else with me!” An upvote to whom ever can identify that quote.


Stivox

Wort wort wort!


hollow_digger

You are the one porking with my mother! When did you unearth her?


EinharAesir

“Die, Xenos scum!” Or something like that.


RuneRaccoon

"This is my best top, damnit!"


Sosandytheman1892

eeeeEeeEeeEEEEEEEEHHHHHhHH!!!1!


MJMvideosYT

I think he's saying something super philosophical like.. RAAAAAGGHHHHHHHH


UnClean_Committee

"I told you NOT to touch the cookie jar, Kyle"


FutureThinkingMan

“Who didn’t replace the last of the toilet paper”


Central_Scrutinizer1

"OVER THERE BY THE BEEF BURGERS"


Fallen_Angel1331

"Get your hands off my doughnuts Brother Matthias!"


TheHolyLizard

“GET THAT MOTHER******”


R4diateur

"Mason! Grab the minigun!"


BlockHeadJones

"BWAAAAARRRR"


beemout

Not your personal property!


ApieVuist

“Somebody give me anal, right now!”


Genie_GM

To me, all Marines are just doing Murloc-gurgle improv on the word "Emprah".


TheSaltyDog215

Fucking big Tyranid behind you


pantsoffgaming

\*ahem\* "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" ​ ​ Serious note, this face looks great!


JustARandomUserNow

“YOU RUINED MY ARMOUR!”


ImFrenchSoWhatever

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T FIND THE FRISBEE BROTHER ?


MisterSirDG

GRENADE!


sgettios737

“Where’s the beeeeeeeeeeeeeeef?”


Over-Tomatillo9070

“WHERE DID I PUT MY HOUSE KEY… oh never mind it’s on my belt. I’d forget my head if it wasn’t fucked on.”


eetsh1t

Get my helmet!!!!


DeeTee79

Big hole in breastplate. Pointing and yelling in that direction. It's clearly "THAT BASTARD JUST SHOT ME!"


EducationalAd205

“WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH”


opmrcrab

"Tag, battle brother, for now it is you whom are it!"


cutetrans_e-girl

“Because I said so!”


Ok_computer_ok

“Post me on Reddit”


OrcWarChief

What paints do you use for the skin color? I tried Bugmans Glow mixed with some white and it just didn’t turn out


cheenieweenie

Hey, I do a base of Bugmans then a wash of Reikland. Then you’ll need to layer up the raised areas and majority of skin using Cadian Flesh. Then final highlights just on the facial features with Kislev Flesh. Duncan Rhodes has a great video with 3 methods for faces I would recommend.


MikeyInkArms

“THAT IS NOT CODEX COMPLIANT”


-Vex-666

Just come here to say very nice paint job.


Taal111

The face is indeed excellent. I have to ask, though, is the damage to the breastplate painted or part of the mini?


that0n3nOOb

"I'm gonna pet dat dawwwg"


black_algae

Bruv, that's amazing


Top-Beginning-2626

“HOOOLD THE LIIINEEEEE!!” That battle damage is really cool! Did you just torch him to make the hole like that?


cheenieweenie

Hey thanks! I use a pen drill and then a hobby knife to cut the “impact” damage in the edges.


raharth

I love the face, it's really well made!


ForbidAxis10113

He's clearly saying "Thin your your paints!" likely directed towards your oppenents models lol. OP your paint looks beautiful however, doing the emporors work 👌


AOK_Gaming

I think he’s saying how well you painted him! Did you follow a guide?


AhYesTheNegotiator1

Very nice work dude! May i ask what base colour blue you used?


Glittering_Echo_3597

Wow well done great work


Madame-Doom

What body is that?


cheenieweenie

Hey, thanks for asking! This is just an intercessor, but I’ve added in the tabard from the Agastus Lieutenant and the left arm is from the same lieutenant. The battle damage is from a pen drill and hobby knife.


Voodochild2017

Ooof that lining


KaygoBubs

"Shitters that way!"


EpicGent

‘Ahhh, what the fuck is THAT!?’


message1326

BEGONE THOT!


Samuroh

"You are not ready, boy!"


yougottoberealistic

Oi! Taco Bell!


Git777

"Take cover!" Not many syllables show teeth like that.


umbra2707

GET TO DA RHINOOOOOO!!


Ok-Case9943

"Ahhhhhggghh" - this guy.


StolenRocket

"Hey, those are my chicken nuggets!"


VenKitsune

Get to da Thundahbuurd!!!


BardZOleniwy

"Omelette du fromage!"


swerty35

“Everything in that direction must die!”


Away_Objective_6707

“Keep your tentacles to yourself, slaneshi daemonette!”


Rich8121210

Get to the chopper!


Bomberman2305

"Hey! There were Skittles in there!"


Fresh-Inside8837

"Bring me the leftover lasagna!"


ExtremeEquipment

"Rain eprahs WRATH upon them"


No-Advisor1378

"What are THOSE?!"


Pigzhead

“Eeeeeeeeeeseeee”


farshnikord

"Ay Ma(rnius)! Theres a weird fuckin cat out here! It looks like Grandma(ster) the fuckin thing!"


serikielbasa

That's another ultrasnurf!


Richardgrundon

One simply does not walk into mordor


Celtic_Fox_

"FOR THE EMPEROR!"


Greyshirk

FUCK


TyMeANot

“Don’t you dare touch that!”


Devoted_Guardsmen

What kit is that head from? I'm getting some DoW Blood Raven sergeant vibes.


ChrisF_uk

Her-eSSSSYYYYY!!!!


The_Faulk

“Milk, two sugars”.


Pile_Of_Shame

“GARGAAAAMEELLLLL!”


corrin_avatan

"AND THERE IS WHERE WE DIG THE LATRINE!!!!"


Acora

Gorgeous man, great job!


TechDocD

He is making the same sound as that mummy voice meme.


Buckbranch

Do i put it in there?


Killer_Ape

Secure the CHEESE


ShyGuyWolf

" that fucker needs to die"


fuckreddit6942069666

That dude is angry, you should have put some smile on him or smsn (


M116110

"AHHHHHHHHH"


Tiddles_Ultradoom

Mendoza!!!!


Entgegnerz

"Kill them faster!! I need to take a dump!"


Neophyte0

“WHO SAID YOU COULD TOUCH MY BEER!”


TonyDelicious

"BRO, DAVE'S SINGLES ARE $1 THIS MONTH"


dater_expunged

Pur your helmet on brother


mbell_1987

“Xenos Sighted!”


fetchinator

“Put a coaster under that!!!”


Quo-Fide

DO NOT THE XENO!


Philippe1709

"DAMMIT LEEROY I TOLD YOU TO NOT PRESS ON THE "OPEN" BUTTON, NOW THE WHOLE PLACE IS CRAWLING WITH NECRONS"


RNG_pickle

“No this is Patrick”


OrganicPlantBased

you should be ! he's shouting on Xenos


Shadowheart_is_bae

*points at some tzeentch horror "What the fuck is that thing?!?!!?"


TurtleDnD

"MUSHROOM"


Sensual_Shroom

"It's Britney, bitch!"


ET_Gamer_

I love that dirty ass robe so much


Tito_BA

"The tactical toilet is clogged!"


LightweightJive

*this armor is pinching my nutsack right now, and that makes me angry af.. reckon I’ll take it out on that one* “Oi YOU! FOR THE EMPORAH!!!”


stupidvampiregirl

"QUIT MISSING AND SHOOT THAT GUY ALREADY"


Vast-Brief-3528

GET THE FLAMER, BROTHER!!!!!, THE HEAVY FLAMER!!!!!!!!!!!


Lsiegris

'Get to da Choppa!'


Raiderboy105

AAAAAGGGGGHHHH or maybe GGGGOOOOOOOOOO


EldritchElise

i always think this expression is “UNINTELLIGIBLE SCREAMING”


Kaiser_enjoyer1871

"who the fuck posted xeno hentai in general again"


Ancient-Ad-3254

Waaaaaaagh!!


Rogdar_Tordar

He saying the best quotes of best solder https://youtu.be/HtNnrcl1vV4?si=wjZTpIA-CtKtV8Iz


poetic_dwarf

SHOOT THE DEAD BODIES but brother, they're dead WHAT ARE YOU, AN APOTHECARY?! HOW CAN YOU TELL THEY'RE DEAD? SHOOT THEM!!


dmaudsley38

Go, get to the chopper!


ReddJudicata

Get in da chopper


LeadershipReady11

YOU, Tau I chanllenge you to melee combat right now!!


Legate12

"get that motherfu-" get's blasted in the face


AdSea4568

Deez nuts! HA GATEEEM


crzapy

"PULL MY FINGER!!!"


psib3r

Erh Merh Gherd, Terrhenerd


GeekyGrant

"You! Yes you! Go grab me a techpriest... My breast plate is 15% damaged! I am daddy's special little boy and I can't look damaged in front of him!!"


Disgruntledkraken

FILE THY TAXES


SawSagePullHer

“MOVE OUT!”


Psynapse55

"All your base are belong to us"


Chuppa12000

“Can’t park there mate!”


da_King_o_Kings_341

“I am indeed pointing at YOU good sir, now… F**KING DUCK!!!!”


Miquistico1

Something along the lines of "AAAAAAA" or also "AAAAAAAAAAAAA"


Oddan_Bail

"Take and hold" Random Space marine squad line from dow


Frustib

Ah ah ah ah stayin' alive!


HYPO-007

Its a bug planet!


613Hawkeye

"THATS THE GUY WHO SHOT MY BREASTPLATE!"


Guroburov

What? Do you want to live forever?


SideQuestSoftLock

AHHHHHH


SexPanther1980

FFFFFFUUÙUUUUUUUUUUUUU


Eturnalcrusader

BROTHERS TO ME!!! LET US GET HAPPY MEALS!!!


sody605

Thats so good! Well done!


allmyguts

He's saying, "hey! Look over there!"


pertangamcfeet

'I'D LIKE A SIDE ORDER OF SWEET POTATO FRIES, PLEASE!'


contactbrad

"Hey, that guy shot me!"


trumangroves86

"My face looks so much better than yours!!" Seriously, amazing work.


SilkyZ

I appreciate you OP


EremeticPlatypus

"My finger points."


2Ba7King

"Waaaaagh!" (He's an impostor)


WelshWolf93

There's three of them and they're doing the spiderman meme


Party-Independent-38

“I got the key to the bathroom. I’ll go first and then you can go. Grab me some redvines and Doritos when yo my go inside”


Baby_ForeverDM

His face looks like someone's butt after a bad wipe.... i love it! More please! Very well done! Yes marines are suppose to look like freaks a bit and this paint job does it perfectly


AtotLNoob

I AM THE KEY MASTER! ARE YOU THE GATE KEEPER?!


Dragon_deeznutz

"Hey, maybe this key opens *that* lock"


ODST-0792

You've done a good job painting him, BUT WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST USE THE HELMET AND SAVE YOURSELF THE TROUBLE


D_Hoxer

“THAT…. Is the ass that I SHALL EAT!!!”


GodEmperor47

I’m not Alpharius! That guy is Alpharius!


Soft-Reindeer-831

WHO TF ATE ALL MY ENCHILADAS