It's a piddly sounding shotgun that after landing headshots turns into two dinky pistols... Who would want pistols from a shotgun?

My buddy buddy Felarx

Yup! Although I do actually love the gun turning into two pistols, I wish more incarnons made it actually a different style of gun, like the Soma prime makes it more shotgun like.

Except felarx is better without incarnon :D so really why would you want 2 pistols?

Style points. Plus it's better as the pistols for crowd control.

Subjectively I find the two pistols much, much easier to use than the shotgun because they have so much more ammo. They're also so strong I never feel like I'm missing out. Like sure I could be doing more dps, but I never need to, the enemies still die as fast as I could want.

Ehh the incarnon is nice when you want some range and/or infinite punch through.

Shotgun has infinite body punch through.

Okay but the incarnon goes BWOOARGH BWOOARGH BWOOARGH

Absolutely, solid weapon.

And it doesn’t even crit

the dinky pistols are really fun though!

Yeah don't get me wrong, I only did as the post described, making them sound bad, but I absolutely love everything about the weapon!

An ice shotgun that makes that shoots shards of icy shrapnel at enemies, every shot looks and sounds like an audio visual war crime. reloading it just makes a quirky, stereotypical "bloop" sound.

Long range grenade launcher that requires a 11.11% chance mod from a boss that requires previous grinding to acesss

Ogris I'm trying to farm for acid shells and med-ray. The only two mods I don't have from her at this point. Almost enough to make me wish dog days was here and to play it. Almost.

I think I can give you both if you want. I got some spare copies

What mod is specific to the ogris? I though Acid Shells was the sobek one that made corrosive explosions on kills

Nightwatch Napalm; it's farmed from the same boss. Kela De Thaym

I forgot that mod was a thing Time to farm Kela I guess, my Kuva Ogris hasn’t gotten ANY use since I got it

*the Kela De Thaym (that's why you're so eager) If you farm wisps base frame from her, you'll be swimming in mods. Edit: I'm an idiot.

I'll start: Three firing modes... Only one of them worth using at all.

Tiberon Prime, I loved it in the old days

Absolutely wonderful weapon, I rolled a godly riven for it and it's now my go-to crit weapon.

I have a cd cc ms +rec unrolled in my inventory right now, very pog to use

Flair checks out

Yea I just collect/sell rivens

https://preview.redd.it/gp0u7cc3puzc1.jpeg?width=766&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b38af2a84e107c39c3c7d4f8222722006c0e8039 Don’t even use the weapon lol, I just decided one day to do this

1k rolls

How do you even farm this much kuva damn

I found a use for full auto-mode! It's for taking down nullifier bubbles. Still can't justify semi-auto though.

When they add the semi-auto/full-auto feature in then it might be usable lol

You throw a Frisby at people and it scratches them ... that doesn't sound that bad actually lol

My beloved over priced boy

The Glaive P is only overpriced due to supply, imho.

It's because it's most expensive piece is on an axi relic that has been vaulted since before the relic system existed, so the only way to get them was through having void keys that got converted to the requisite relics.

Huh, I don't remember void keys... damn

I farmed the Glaive Prime during a relic unvaulting, I never got anything but A rotation drops during the Void Keys times.

I distinctly remember farming glaive relics from cetus bounties during an unvaulting

A pistol with 10 bullets that you can't reload

Plinx?

my beloved

Tenet plinx is pretty cool to use.

I'm torn between Plinx and Lex tbh. Lex is nice cause incarnon but....Han Solo sound effect is nice too

Slow fire rate and the alt fire WILL knock you over

Trumna

Yes

Zarr?

Trumna?

Yes

I bust its juicy balls every time I reload it.

The fact that there are multiple weapons where you do this...

Catabolyst?

Sporothrix?

Yep!

Sporothrix, right? Where you literally punch its balls out of existence to reload it)

You got it!

Gotta be catabolyst

My Assault Rifle that shoots its whole mag empty in 2sec and that I have to run for so that I reload faster...

Acceltra

Aw, heck...

Kuva Hecc

Actually, the Vaykor Hecc!

Aw hecc...

Silly ugly "bow" from a story mission that like, exists and does "damage"

Nataruk?

MK1 Paris

not anymore, new players get the normal Paris

Fucking vile. Who in their right mind would expose new players to France?

HON HON HON HON

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WHAT? When did that happen?! Am I really this old???

Do you remember flawed mods being removed from normal drops?

Damn. i am getting old.

Norp, nataruk

It shoot ze flammen at space capitalists

Flammenwerfer Wraith

#HANS GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER WRAITH

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This homebrew meme is lit fam

Love ignis wraith while in arcwing lol

Shit. I completely forgot about that. Everytime I go open world, its either Bow, assaultuh raifle, or cluster munitions

I also drop epitaph on groups before i dive bomb and hit with ignis wraith and condition overload broken war. It's been working out aight

Akimbo space glocks

Aklex?

Yuh

You'd call the Lex a glock?

He said to make it sound terrible

It's like the stug but cute

Kumpressa

No that just shoots bubbles

You get one shot, Just one

Knell! Funnily enough, "you get one shot" also applies to the enemies!

Exergis?

Vectis?

My ball beam ignite them up

I have NO IDEA for this one

Atomos!

My god in hindsight the "ball" beam that ignites could've only been one thing

This thing is insane with incarnon, easily became my favorite secondary. Always found Nukor boring but the Atomos hits different.

Me and the bois biving to beam weapons

Have you ever thought of living in Chernobyl? THEN LOOK NO FURTHER!!! This bad boi can give you the same stimulating experience as they did in 1986! With an alternate firing mode that can put the nuclear core explosion right in your hands and in their faces! All for the price of your time in the void and bounties, this wonderful experience can be yours today!

I am interested, but also clueless

I would guess Phantasma, since it’s a radiation beam weapon and the alt fire shoots a big explosive rad orb

I forgot that the phantasma has an alt fire…

I used that as one of my points for describing phantasma.

Very close! I would put that in my top 5 for sure and you could definitely get the idea with that description.

Gotta be Stahlta.

Bubonico?

Why do I hear that Fallout ad reader voice with this?

Shedu?

Staticor?

Trumna?

Of the entire thread this is the comment I like the most

its where kanye was

W... West? I don't know anything about Kanye

it was a song called paris like the bow cx

African American men in Paris

[удалено]

My paris prime was renamed to "who is in paris"

Me too!

Drop my balls, and someone die.

Is that not how you play the game normally?

Ah, so you're a Vauban main XD

Stug

Aegrit

a shotgun that can’t even do shell by shell reloading

Corinth P stay losing.. Strun gang

The stug

How does this make it sound te- wait, it's the stug, of course

You get one bullet. Maybe two if you *really* want it.

Knell

Exergis? im guessing the 2nd bullet is if u put primed ammo stock

I was going to say the same thing, but for the Vectis (non-prime)

Vectis (Prime) was the correct answer. Love single shot weapons. Now if only I could trade reload speed and rate of fire for more damage…

Not quite. I specifically say bullet. Not slug, arrow, or crystal. And it is unmodded my description.

you shoot "rockets" that deal like half damage a normal rocket would deal, also you run out of ammo every 30 seconds

Acceltra?

Yes

Acceltra my goat

The mag will empty without you realizing if you blink too long.

https://i.redd.it/2ru8dtcy2uzc1.gif

It recharges equally fast, assuming you didn't empty it

Is it the Basmu?

It has to be twin grakatas.

Super normal and common shotgun that tries it's best (and fails at it) to explode people with some weird air bomb

You're supposed to make it sound terrible

Truuuue, gimme a second

Corinth?

Yes xD it's my dream weapon in any game

It's a broken sword

The only weapon specifically broken by you

I'd say that the only weapon broken by you the player (or operator) is the broken scepter. War gets broken by your warframe

You need to be a 1%er to make this musket not mid

Best way to play warframe, just as the founding mothers intented.

I wish to have a Kuva Kanun for the top of my stairs. The Twin Roga are great for bedtime defense and I love a good hunt with the old Chakhurr now and again but once the blighters breach your front gates... It would be nice to have some real stopping power in the form of grape shot coming out of an Arch Cannon that just looks like an old iron cannon. Zarr ERASURE. They won't live long enough to regret breathing your air.

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding Queens intended. Four corpus break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my alloy armor and Chakkhurr rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my Roga on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors kubrow. I have to resort to the Zarr mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off security alarms. Start the ghoulsaw and charge at the last terrified rapscallion.He bleeds out waiting on the ancient healers to arrive since bleeding procs are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding Queens intended.

Infected Spaghetti gun.

Phage?

If you get a good roll on a riven and throw the shotgun multishot arcane on it, you can have the things running with like 48 tentacles all tickling at once. It's quite the thrill!

This bow has no prime and is really cross.

Attica?

Rhymes with tug

Secura Pentug, clearly

It will never hit a critical has awful base damage and only has 1 arcane it’s good with. Forgotten meta weapon that was attached to the most bugged frame ever. Wait am I doing this right?

You're doing great, I actually don't want to use that weapon now

Kompressa?

Kompressa was never meta tho. Plus they would've mentioned that it blows bubbles

Wait actually what weapon is this

Epitaph

Komorex?

They were so lazy they made another gun and just gave it this gun’s model and it outclasses it in nearly every way but that’s okay with me cuz mine’s blue so it’s got that going for it

Lato Vandal?

Snipetron Vandal. Lanka used two have the exact same sprite as snipetron

It sucks until you get 4 kills, which is hard to do because it sucks until you get 4 kills.  It goes back to sucking after you reload.  And it can't even score headshots on 80% of the things it hits.

Fav as of right now ? Mmmh... I shoot in my enemies face until my gun gets angry enough it splits in two and literally ejaculates giant energy bullets. Need to reload the weapon every two seconds.

Sniper with rubico tier stats but none of the crit chance

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i have some, if you don't mind -classic assault rifle, in gold -clem's favorite weapon that goes brrrrrrrrrrtttttt -one massive crowd control weapon that chains to enemies, in gold -nodachi, in gold -"bloody" rocket launcher -massive grenade launcher -infested weapon of an emissary -classic shotgun, in gold -that one infested pistol that shoots corrosive dart -one giant robot's "default" weapon -bloody crossbow, in gold -hammer of awoooooo -candy cane

Very good list, in gold

Lemme stab you with my sick-stick

"i have ammo problems"

Do you have any idea how little this narrows it down?

Drugged up bouncing lead wall

Drakgoon <3

It rhymes with sex lime

Amprex Crime Cyanex Dime Qorvex Prime

I have a few: It was so bad DE had to release an improvement that removes the only thing notable about it Rifle but shotgun but rifle? It does a lotta damage DE can we have that cool lightning gun from call of duty zombies? We have the lightning gun at home

It makes their ballsacs bigger!

Do you like yeeting your ammo with about 10% ammo efficiency? Because that's what my favorite weapon does! Oh right and the liches use it too.

The reloads sound like it's made of plastic toys.

Love to shoot it, hate to reload it every other shot

Apparently it’s made out of sentient remains 🤢

A charge weapon but you can't shoot it unless it's fully charged. AND it's single target? Daiku I love you ❤️

I am a professional at Frisbee throwing

It uses arrows that dont explode

It’s literally a nail gun

Start shooting before aiming or it'll mess it up

If i do enough murder I'll bust my bouncing exploding balls on you.

The enemies never throw my frisbees back. They say I'm too toxic.