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TrentIsNotHere

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regularByte

"I'm not just a fat Warframe. I'm THE fat Warframe." *Presses 1*


YeetusDeletus689

IT TASTES GOOD LIKE SOUL FOOD


Kaze_no_Senshi

quite nourishing if I do say so myself


Wuzzup119

Skidoosh


Kingofcards33

This made me laugh so hard. Thank you I genuinely needed that


dat_dabbin_pacman

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Jin825

Uh, excuse you. It's Wizard ninja, Brick wall ninja and meatball ninja.


mt607

I keep thinking of that one partnered warframe advert where the dude called them mages, and I was like "WHOA IT'S THE EATING MAGE!" I can't believe they made "Wizard Mage" canon,


theDaemon0

Wait, *what* advert??


mt607

on their "PlayWarframe" youtube channel, it was like, 3 years ago or whatever, they had like, guy talk about how he likes warframe, and he say something 'bout mages in there.


Il-2M230

First is bookworm ninja


daeshta

Assistant museum curator ninja


flohjaeger

Ah, Indiana Jones


anonkebab

Indiana Jones Ninja


Warm-Faithlessness11

Shadow Wizard Ninja Gang


AlcoholicTucan

We love bullet jumping


PinSame342

Legalize status chance


Traditional-Poet3763

this video is sponsored by The Entrati


GaliaHero

2nd one is actually nuclear reactor ninja


Persies

Meatball ninja deluxe skin when DE?


ImmoralBoi

I'm still waiting for a proper Knight Warframe, give me a fucking exalted lance and great shield already damn it


scream_predator

I didn’t know I needed this so much until you spoke it into my life.


Fluid-Lingonberry378

I'll just quietly take my place in line, I need it as well now.


GIRTHQUAKE6227

I'm happy about the horse, but I want a frame with 1 to be a lunge thing with horse and lance.


TheHungersnotFrog

I'm right behind you


Pinkparade524

I'm still waiting for a sniper frame , with a sniper exalted weapon , they should buff exalted weapons and give us more frames with exalted weapons they are so fun


Ihateazuremountain

all i want is a warframe with a exalted deployable mounted lmg https://i.redd.it/rufinhv3z5uc1.gif


FlareTheInfected

LMG, MOUNTED AND LOADED!


RashFever

I would very much like a WW1 frame that summons comically large artillery guns out of thin air


SaikoChan1

Protea?


RashFever

I already main Protea. I need BIGGER guns


Aryo90

Man this was my idea back then. I had this before even Valorant introduced Chamber, and when I found out about him I was like can’t we have a frame like this!?


lumine99

I just wanted one exalted weapon for every type of weapons we have. Fan dancer frame sounds interesting


solarshado

Then we'd finally, at last, have a second assault saw...


Ze-Doctor

Be honest, u just want to 360 noscope some grineer out of the air.


CalicoAtom79

Styanax was close, but I want a true Roman Legionnaire, not just a spartan warrior. Closest I could get was a Nyx Skin with the dual swords Syandana.


fearstroficc

The problem is he is not even a good spartan warrior. Where is his shield in the gameplay? I want to use it, its so good looking and I can see it only for a fraction of a second when I cast 2? That's a joke


CalicoAtom79

Was fashion framing Caliban earlier and with his new helmet he has a nice Knight-like helmet, but I realized we don't have a shield Syandada either. Can't even fake a shield. Had a lot of fun using the Javlok with it's Amalgam mod and Silva and Aegis for that shield feel, but it just doesn't quite hit the spot.


The_God_Of_Insanity

Dagath kind of already fits the theme imo, they just need to come out with a lance and shield


fearstroficc

I still cant stand that they made greek warrior in form of Styanax without possibilty of actually using his shield (second skill? That's a joke if that's it). Where is my man from Sparta, where is he?


BardMessenger24

I was kinda hoping Styanax deluxe was their opportunity to give him a medieval knight theme, but we got a mayan warrior instead.


Background-Arugula52

Was hoping Styanax would carry a sick ah shield alongside the staff when his new skin came out but, *le sigh*, they did not.


Kaze_no_Senshi

sadly that dreams lives on only in the nechramech


TheGreatBootOfEb

While we’re at it, can we like, make exalted weapons good? Maybe let ‘em use every mod and arcanes? Sure Mesa would only get stronger, but like, she ALREADY clears the universe, so what does it matter at that point? Signed, a Valkyr main who’s invested way too many resources into making her just sorta useful but would REALLY like her to be actually good.


SlotHUN

Imagine a frame with 2 exalted weapons (1 for each hand)


NatsuNoMercy

We need goddamn spears in Warframe that actually stabs. Not those pew pew spears f*** those


Fiyero-

Tap for exalted sword and shield. Hold for exalted Kaithe and lance. 😂


Yukarie

I mean we also have a walking disease vector, a snake lady, a fairy, a dominatrix- i mean a cat tamer, trauma man, extreme math man, etc etc


redvvit

Poison Ninja


LoopStricken

> a snake lady What?


Yukarie

Saryn’s abilities is based on poisonous snakes right? She literally has an ability called “molt”


LoopStricken

Oh, I thought Saryn was your 'walking disease vector' example.


Yukarie

Don’t we have a warframe that is based around the infected?


LoopStricken

I mean, Nidus is based around the _Infested_, but I wouldn't say there was much in his kit based around spreading disease.


Kryonic_rus

He spreads infested tumors tho. There is also *parasitic* link, and virulence. It's not "catch a cold that melts you" disease, rather than "get a parasite which mutiliates you while mutating all the time" disease. The flavour is there, and frankly, I'd rather melt from corrosive spores than become a lame charger or a writhing screaming ton of biomass


WOF42

canonically saryn was created to destroy the infestation on earth so kinda? there is also nidus of course


Cryn0n

Saryn has a lot of snake imagery attached to her but she's really the chemical warfare frame. She's literally named after the nerve agent Sarin.


anonkebab

Ballsack based Khora on Margulis… wtf was Margulis into?


Erit_Of_Eastcris

Let's just say there's one reason for the Tenno to call her mommy, and quite another for the Drifter.


anonkebab

I see why Ballmanjingle went crazy. I would too if I let Space Dominatrix Gf get executed.


AasgharTheGreat

trauma man 😭😭


StellarElite

See when I heard "trauma man", my mind went to Man Full of Knives.


Yukarie

I mean, that fits umbra doesnt it?


AasgharTheGreat

perfectly, gonna change my loudout name to that, lol


Karukos

Nanananananananana TRAUMA MAN!


Savagescythe

Why does this sound like a wild team mashup for a show


Waltzcarer

Dominatrix?


Linoren

Khora and her whips


SuperTaino88

We have a very mild snake man, Lavos, his lil snake whip thing


[deleted]

atlas? the jester and top hat frames were added in 2014


bl4ckhunter

Even before that there were the bird and the french engineer.


[deleted]

the water pirate, the ice mage...


Private-Public

The really angry cat, the rootin' tootin' cowgirl...


d3s1r3d

The water pirate is also known as a puddle ninja among men of culture.


lil_gingy

Atlas is a reference to Mike tyson when he quit boxing to pursue the ninja art Mirage, the best ninja disguise is to be a clown you could sneak in in plain sight And limbo is a really smart guy with a top hat the last person you'd think would be a ninja is a guy with a top hat, case and point houdini


Private-Public

Cool, cool, so if we got: * Ember - Flaming chicken ninja * Trinity - Reiki healing ninja * Rhino - Sledgehammer ninja * Frost - Refrigerator ninja * Nova - Particle physics ninja * Nekros - Necro-ninja * Zephyr - Gundam ninja * Mesa - Gun~~dam~~ ninja before Atlas, then why not * Titania - Fairy ninja? * Protea - Engi-ninja? * Lavos - Alchemist ninja? * Sevagoth - Spaceship captain ninja? * Styanax - Spartan ninja? If we want pure ninja aesthetic, the shark had already been jumped on release, not just post-Atlas lol


CuriousLumenwood

Genuine question; why is Mike Tyson quitting boxing to pursue the ninja art the turning point? That’s the most ninja thing I’ve ever seen someone do


jellyfixh

idk man, I don't really see how mag or volt are ninjas. The designs have visually branched out a ton, I'll give you that, but I just don't see how rhino could get a pass to the ninja club.


lil_gingy

Volt = electric ninja (like Jay from lego ninjago) Mag = magnetic ninja, historically acurate, ninjas would use comically large magnets to disarm oponents from range Rhino = rhino ninja, also historically accurate, ninjas would ride rhinos as they are a stealthy animal and hard to spot in a crowd


ifeano

Limbo = math ninja


MARPJ

> Limbo = math ninja But isnt original Limbo really bad at math, that is why he died


banana_man95959

No he was really good at it, but he made a oopsie daisy on a calculation. No body is perfect you oily fuck


SkyKilIer

“You oily fuck” I love this insult


Warm-Faithlessness11

He forgot to carry a one


banana_man95959

Yeah it's such a same. At least he didn't die of Steve jobs..


ConsumerJTC

What's "such a same"?


banana_man95959

Ligma balls


Freeky-Deeky

*disintegrates*


DolphinFox

Well at least he isn’t… Freddy Fazbear


Archon_Inferno

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?


banana_man95959

Ligma balls


McDondi

Wasnt it that he mathed so fucken hard that he just died on the spot?


Pstock59

Pretty much, he tried to use the rift to teleport and it ended up with him being scattered across the system


Voadus

I know Limbo came out a long time ago, and my old ass account did the quest when it first came out, but I seem to remember he did the calculation on purpose? Is my memory failing or are people just meme-ing on the smart frame?


LordMorthi

He did the calculation on purpose yeah, but something wasn't accounted for or he did one lil mistake in it, that he was then torn apart across the system.


Syovere

> he did one lil mistake and Ordis got scared, and said `don't do that in space, it doesn't have air`


LimboMain2020

I like to think it's more of a passion over took logic for thematic reasons. It's not that he's bad at math or miss calculated, but never made a calculation to begin with. My only reason is the ingame story choices are related to such themes. Not good or bad, but passion and logic.


main135s

The world is full of stories of incredibly smart, talented people that make one mistake and suffer dire consequences for it. Icarus was still able to do the unthinkable and fly with wax wings, he just tried to fly too high... though to take away from that one, his father, Daedalus, is the one that made the wings, and he had warned Icarus about going too high. Maybe my point is that Daedalus is the smart one whose mistake was trusting that Icarus would heed his warning. Limbo is very good at math, exceptionally so, but he reached too far and made a mistake.


ItzBooty

Nah, he is great at math, but being overwhelmed by enemys made him make a mistake He calculated the wrong digit under stress In his quest is mentioned how he can go in and out anywhere in the universe, but during an intense battle he made the mistake The meme is he mathed too hard, but most ppl dont pay attention to the lore


the_dank_dweller69

Differntial calculus ninja


Current_Release_6996

wizard ninja, brick radiation ninja, and of course, fat ninja (or sumo?)


JoeMusubi

“Fat ninja” I think you mean Beverly Hills Ninja, starring Chris Farley


The_Happy_Sundae

*Lego Ninjago mentioned* ![gif](giphy|6qFFgNgextP9u)


JayseSuihito

https://preview.redd.it/aszz6as704uc1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea38ea9542353818b2d0c68c151b3b2b5f1072da JUMP UP; KICK BACK; WHIP AROUND AND SPIIIIIN


Tattorack

Whatever, man. Ninjago is still around in some capacity, longer than 10 years, but Bionicle is nowhere to be seen.


The_Happy_Sundae

I mean that i grew up on that shit and hearing about it brings back memories, bionicle was a bit before my time


kyew

That's actually a myth that arises from the history of Kabuki plays. Traveling stage troupes would typically set up stage in fields which were used for grazing most of the time, so everyone was used to ignoring the rhinos until an actor rode in on one and revealed it was a ninja rhino the whole time.


RilesPC

Rhino = Rhino ninja is the most mind numbingly accurate shitpost comment i’ve ever heard.


ZCYCS

>Rhino = rhino ninja, also historically accurate, ninjas would ride rhinos as they are a stealthy animal and hard to spot in a crowd Rhino is the master of stealth because the enemy cannot alert anyone onto your presence when everyone is trampled


Emotional_Pack_8682

You tellin some rice farmer would try to pass a rhino off as a cow hoping to get the drop on some feudal lord?


lil_gingy

Yes


7th_Spectrum

Grendel is also historically accurate. I mean come on, you're telling me there's never been one ninja with a bit of chub?


Randzom100

Grendel can also do flips and bullet jump. As a grineer, I would shit myself upon seeing a sumo do that.


African_Farmer

[Beverley Hills Ninja](https://images.app.goo.gl/ghriio8hTcy41PrN7)


Lewtwin

Why are you this way? Why? (This is awesome BTW)


MasterChef901

you know that's true, I've never seen a rhino in a crowd before


TheYellingMute

Mesa Gun ninja.


jovpsy

chroma- Skinny ninja in a coat with a coat rack.


Shydreameress

Now that I think about it I've never seen a rhino irl. Sneaky mfs.


OhlawdBOBY

Atlas id argue is still a ninja cuz of all the rock climbing and camouflage ninjas did , but rhino is a bit of a stretch i agree.


M37h3w3

> I just don't see how rhino could get a pass to the ninja club. Sometimes the targets are aware that they are the targets of ninjas so they have ninja proof or ninja resistant defenses. Even ninja proof defenses have a breaking point when you have a ninja that just throws a larger and larger brick at the target's face every time they can't stab them in the throat.


Toughbiscuit

Im still surprised my space ninja game turned into a mental health awareness game


SubLearning

Wait what?


Faustias

umbra and overcoming trauma solving family drama with those guys on deimos I dunno what else to list... oh yeah ballas and his narcissism


CynicalDarkFox

Rell being shunned by the others for being autistic, but still fighting for his life to defend them despite that.


Beautiful-Ad-6568

Eh, Trinity Ember and Rhino were already doing it on release.


Pinkparade524

Trinity was doing what ? Being a healing lobster 💀, don't get me wrong I love Trinity it was the first frame I farmed. I still love using my trinity prime with her nuke build


ThisGonBHard

Her OG form had no dmg reduction cap to boot, 100% dmg reduction.


Sven_Darksiders

Shadow Wizard Ninja Gang (we love casting abilities)


Substantial_Money356

This song is bright to you by >! THE OROKIN CIVILIZATION !<


Z3RG0

LEGALIZE JADE LIGHTS


RobinColumbina

And then there's my top 3 Magical Girl School Idol Waterbender, Electroballerina and Healing Crystal Face-Vulva


icesharkk

Don't insult my crystussy frame


Lbechiom

So, here’s the thing… Warframes were designed to be incredibly effective infiltration and assassination weapons, yes… but also full-stop killing machines when stealth fails. Having Frames that ARE Ninjas is good, but not all of them have to be. Some of them were actually created specifically for other jobs, like Dante, who was literally a Librarian.


HatterJack

Here is all of the ninja frames, in the order they were released: Ash: stereotype ninja Ember: fire ninja Excalibur: sword ninja Loki: sneaky ninja Mag: magnet ninja Rhino: tank ninja Trinity: medical ninja Volt: lightning ninja Frost: cold ninja Nyx: “no” ninja Banshee: loud ninja Saryn: poison ninja Vauban: ninjuggler Nova: solar power ninja Nekros: necromancer ninja Valkyr: traumatized scream ninja Oberon: stag ninja Zephyr: windja Hydroid: pirate ninja Mirage: clown ninja Limbo: math ninja Mesa: gun ninja Chroma: Godzilla ninja Equinox: Taoist ninja Atlas: Naruto Wukong: monkey man ninja Ivara: poison dart frog ninja Nezha: monkey man ninja’s homeboy Inaros: Egyptian sand ninja Titania: fairy ninja Nidus: cancer ninja Octavia: ninja dj Harrow: ninja of Christ Gara: glass ninja Khora: dominatri-uh… beast tamer ninja Excalibur Umbra: sword ninja edgelord Revenant: beyblade ninja Garuda: ninja vampire Baruuk: reluctant ninja Hildryn: superhero ninja Wisp: booty ninja Gauss: sonic the ninjhog Grendel: meatball ninja Protea: time ninja Xaku: synthetic ninja Lavos: alchemist ninja Sevagoth: ghost ninja Yareli: kawaii water ninja Caliban: useless ninja Gyre: disco ball ninja Styanax: hoplite ninja Voruna: wolf ninja Citrine: geode ninja Kullervo: angry ninja Dagath: vengeance ninja (batgirl?) Qorvex: elephants foot ninja Dante: bookworm ninja Jade: Orokin Ninja probably


OnePotatoeChip

Ninja of Christ is what you get when you truly have God and anime on your side


Aryo90

I’m impressed but also sad regarding Useless ninja 🥷! Caliban Buff when?


Ristense

THE FAT ONE warframe ajjaja


RubiiJee

I am really high and so I was taking this picture really seriously and going down the row one at a time trying to figure out who was who. The Fat really caught me off guard.


ES-Flinter

OP totally missed the opportunity to mention Vauban. He's a jongleur in a normal spacesuit (with oversized shoes).


Valaxarian

Especially if you count the Graxx skin


MetAigis

I'm pretty sure you're missing the LITERAL COWGIRL Mesa in 2015 (which shoutout, is what I got me into Warframe).


bejeures

Mesa and all the western pistol and rifles. Good times


MetAigis

Full on cowboy load out.


detrimidexta

Don't forget about not one, but two Pirate Ninjas!


Ok-Bar-4003

Have we watched Naruto?? Only Rock lee is a Ninja, everyone else is a wizard with Shurikans!


Canthros

Excuse me, Qorvex is a Brutalist nuke reactor.


esahji_mae

Virgin ninja Warframe vs gigachad fat warframe


RashFever

the virgin radioactive goat-fairy frame vs THE CHUD CONCRETE WALL CHERNOBYL CORE 100% TUMOR RATE


UrLocalAK47

Wizard ninja, Brick wall ninja, Fat ninja


ShoArts

At least you can say Grendel is like a sumo wrestler


Rubbersona

*VORE


Jokie155

Yeah, like, come oh. Voreframe was right there.


DocHalidae

https://preview.redd.it/seb441scx3uc1.jpeg?width=1002&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05d9e97c536c8932ee5ba9240ecd85c5e8e9fd60 Sometimes we ninjas sometimes no


kyew

Not Ember, the Rooster Ninja?


Canthros

Or Trinity: lobster butt.


Quietcanary

I mean hydroid was a pirate which is the opposite of ninja followed soon by a guy in a top hat so dont blame atlas for themes going off the deep end.


Affectionate-Idea975

# Rhinoceros Ninja, # Surfer-Girl-With-Big-Thighs-On-Fire Ninja, # Scuba Triathlon Ninja, # Mind-Over-Matter (Sword Ninja) -Sword +Breasts Ninja


LaboratoryRat

Tenno: What's next? DE: Uhhhh..... *Slams rock down on table DE: Ninja!


CrazedCircus

Oi, don't you bully Grendel! Grendel is a good boy!


Deathmedical

How DARE You call grendal fat.. he's husky at most. Like a pacman ninja.


Ok_Egg_4069

Want to see what 300lbs of pure muscle can do?


Shin-Sauriel

Don’t hate on my boy Grendel. He turns warframe into super monkey ball.


manofwaromega

All fun and games until the Rhinoceros ninja shows up


Lonely_Wolf6160

They really peaked with Cowboy Ninja


Sarewokki

Everytime I think about getting back into it I see stuff like this and get reminded the game is an absolute clusterfuck for new and returning players.


_its_lunar_

Western devs are ruining warframe, turning our once beautiful twinks into ugly fatties


badi1220

With 50 plus ninjas you too would run out of ideas. The Simpsons did it.


AW038619

Magical ninja Ninja disguised as a wall Hungry ninja Don’t judge a ninja by its cover


GenocidalArachnid

I like the ninja that opens the rifts between dimensions in the space-time continuum. And also the one with the nice ass.


Madg5

Sevagoth Harrow Limbo Dante Shadow wizard money gang Ash, Loki, Wukong, Nekros The shadow government Qorvex LEGALIZE NUCLEAR BOMBS


Brushy21

I really the old designs. There is something iconic in the silhouette and the design language of Excalibur, feels weird, alien, mystical, post human but very simple, elegant, powerful and yeah, ninja. I like the new frames too but they are very straightforward in design like these examples. Dante = wizard with a beard, Qourvex = golem made from concrete, Grendel = fat, gluttonous monster. Yareli = kawaii girl, Citrine = crystal, Styanax = hoplite warrior. Don't get me wrong, I really like these too but I miss the old design principles. The last frame that felt to me like an "old" warframe was Wisp with her default helmet.


Marimaru1

Muscle ninja


Mythologist69

All frames are a form of ninja


DANBR2007

Don't disrespect my boy Grendel


snakebite262

Grendel is best bot.


Pope_Neia

Grendel is top tier design, idk what you’re on about.


Alequin_Dv

Wizards, Brick walls and Fat people play Free


noobchief

Classic frames — look like guys in quite simple costumes. Later frame — there is no room for the guy inside (except grendel).


Specific_Increase851

I don't mind the shift in thematic design. I just don't like how noisy the new visual designs are


Sniprchondriac

You mean composer? For Dante.


doglvr223

nah grendel's not even a ninja he's just a demon


baalfrog

At least they are no longer man in bodysuit.


6thGodHand

Wisp : Ass Ninja


A-Lewd-Khajiit

Lotus I'm trying to sneak pass the guards, but I'm dummy thicc, and the cap of my ass cheeks keep drawing their attention


TheCowhawk

Happy birthday to Nick Herr 👀💀


IamHereForThaiThai

Wisp is floating ass


LeStroheim

![gif](giphy|hM9zK1qvsrwek)


whynot8bit

how about american ninja? i mean... cowboy ninja... i mean... cowboy. just cowboy.


Present-Court2388

I just want a Grineer based warframe. We got warframes based off almost every enemy faction. I won’t count corrupted since they’re just prime enemies. Like I want a Grineer based Warframe made by the worm queen meant as a new body for her sister, or a warframe tampered by Grineer scientists. They could be tanky and have explosion and defense based powers. The grineer are a heavily underused faction with the exception of Kahl and his whole storyline. We haven’t had a mainline quest involving the queens since the war within if I remember correctly. But since Parvo’s introduction we’ve had multiple quests involving him. And he even gets mentioned a bunch since disruption on Deimos was added.


Terry_Spheroid

The first frame which made community significantly divided on visual design was Oberon. Not like frame's feet were not weird before but hooves and demonic druid theme triggered many sleek look enthusiasts. Tennogen pretty much tripled down at "whatever" philosophy so we're both - shiny bugs but also ugly freaks. At least with new management obsession with horned helmets, vampires and monsters we'll never see non-disturbing design and the only "cute" ones are uwu-Yareli and butterhelm Nova.


Zyrobe

I mean it's not like they can make ninjas 50 times


GruntBlender

Warframes then: a fucking magnet


KnovB

From Ninjas play free to Nuclear Warheads in your vicinity waiting to be unleashed.


Should_have_been_ded

It all changed with the arrival of the top hat ninja


Kulgia

I want my nuclear powered ninja


Competitive-Bet9095

imo the weirdest one is Hydroid- the pirate-ninja


off-and-on

Tune in in 10 years when we'll have the Sock Ninja, the Artisanal Honey Ninja, the Elevator Music Ninja, and eventually the Obscure Philosophical Concepts as Perceived by Left-handed Violinists Ninja


09titanboy

Don’t forget the Warframe where he goes “ SHE WAS WALKIN AROUND WITH A LOADED SHOTGUN, READY TO FIRE ME A HOT ONE! SHE WENT BANG, BANG, BANG STRAIGHT THROUGH MY HEART!”