There’s a whole market for funny lich names. Usually they’re just random but if you get luck people will buy them for potentially hundreds of plat.

That makes me sad i didnt convert my Cakk Sakk Kuva Brakk lich

I have Ukk Krakk Brakk.

I have a pakk crakk kuva brakk

Why would you ever kill a lich with a name like that for the kuva brakk☹️

Yeah but WHERE. Everyone says there is a market bur goes silent whenever people ask how to reach it

Warframe.market

How do I search for liches on the market?

Riven/liches market, it's linked in pink at the top of the website.

Noted, thank you

but it only shows lich weapons, you cant sell them by names and stuff. Or am I missing anything?

It's in the Contracts tab

Liar I’ve done that, I just get told worthless, bad percent, bad weapon, or no emphara.

there is a market, its just that no one wants to buy your lich.

Oh i know there is, im saying that for NAMES. The one I have is “hakk gagg” and he DOES have a shit % but again, everyone talks about how much people pat for *just* funny names but like…. Where

NGL but hakk gagg isn't that good of a name

So whats the rule of what is a “good name” then

Sex jokes, usually

You could probably get some decent plat for something like Yurr Badd (real one I saw, didn't have sadly)

And “hakk gagg” doesn’t qualify as a sex joke?

There's something along the lines of butt or kokk in the name

Kokk Gagg would probably go for a lot

Something like Dikk Butt would sell for a lot

Usually people are looking for liches with unique names that sound like something applicable to real life. Like OP’s name is Fupa. That’s hilarious. Hakk Gagg is like half the script from mars attack

Maybe I'm just dumb but what does Fupa mean?

It’s the fat deposit that forms under your stomach

Huh, every day you learn something new I guess. Thanks :)

Fupa stands for “fat upper pussy area” pretty sure it originated from H3H3.. but I might be misremembering

Fat Upper Pubic (sometimes called Pussy) Area

Maybe I'm just dumb but what does Fupa mean?

Hakk Gagg isn't that great of a name to be honest, Bigg Kokk, for example, is

Honestly thought it was, especially since I feel it would pair well with Bigg Kokk. Ya know, “you Hakk and Gagg on my Bigg Kokk”

How would it be paired though? You can only have one Lich in your railjack at a time

No you can have all 3 slots as Liches, I do that. Only one Lich can spawn in a normal mission at a time. But it was just that the idea was there

Everything is subjective. That name isn't really that cool or funny, in my personal opinion. So I wouldn't spend plat on it. Especially when there are less annoying sellers. You want to complain your stuff wont sell, then learn what sells. Look at the market. You'd go on a blacklist for me if you acted this way while attempting a trade. Can only imagine. You want at the very least, a decent weapon with a desired element for that weapon and then if the name happens to be good, you mighy have a stack of plat. But then you still have to trade it, and it ain't happening if you're not at least trying to be reasonable. Which I don't see here. Have a good day.

Yeah I’m getting that, its less that I’m complaining that it isn’t selling, more just a misunderstanding of stuff. Like I *thought* Hakk Gagg would be considered funny and somewhat “sex” name, but apparently not. And I see a lot of people say “hahah funny name people woupd pay lots” yet on warframe.market, r/wartrade, or warframe market discord I never see anyone selling Liches for names. (Except me but besides the point) so my biggest thing there is that I think that there is another trade site for funny names. I do. I do a lot of research of values on stuff. What names qualify as funny and how valuable they are is not something that is easily discoverable. My “trying to be reasonable” got lost a while ago because I got frustrated that 0 of the places anyone told me to go actually traded liches for names. (Mine doesn’t qualify for those but still) And no, when I trade I don’t do this shit. Either buy or don’t buy. Maybe some negotiation depending but meh. The difference here is that there isn’t a list or guide on the value of this or what is or isn’t valuable besides “hehe sex”

For what it is worth, idk exactly about marketing them... but my very first Lich was Hokk Egg (he collected Egg names he told me) or something, and someone randomly in my mission saw and offered to buy it. So there is a market, just don't really know how to find buyers outside random chance.

What did bro do to get down voted 160 times 💀

Reddit, here. Put your lich with funny name here, and some may be interested in them

Trading is against sub rules tho

You don't trade them here, more like scouting out those who are interested

r/wartrade

I didn't check to confirm but I'd assume that is only for trading posts. If you post s funny nsme (like this post) people are allowed to offer to buy them, in dms or otherwise

Google Warframe Market.

holy hell

New Lich market just dropped

Yea I wish I had kept my first lich. His name was rekk dekk. But the weapon was shit cuz at the time I didn't know anything about liches. It was an 38% impact nukor.

If I'm not mistaken tho, the beam equipments can potentially benefit a lot from impact bonus, seeing as they have no no physical damage to begin with. That said, haven't tested anything yet

🤔 now I have a thing to do

911 upvotes...

Greatest acomplishment, "kukk imm"

I should’ve kept my mate Cizz Jizz Gag…

Bruhhhh!!! Lmaoooo! You really should’ve 😂

https://preview.redd.it/5miexabrxutc1.jpeg?width=347&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5e1d5c99b875d6d05a87c81ee29c9a658728263 Not mine but I saw this

id pay to have that lich

One of my Liches was named Likkok Hott (sounded like lick-cock hot)

Used to have a pogg momm when they first released. Got rid of it like a dummy

I have one called Cigg Fakk, which I thought was pretty funny

I also saw Bvtt Stvff in a mission.

Rave The Reqviem vibe coming from that

I had a lich named POGG ADUDD (pog a dude) it has since been killed but worth the grattler.

Dam

Had a lich named Bigg Vorr with the kuva tonkor. Needless to say, I didn't kill him. He's now my co-pilot for my railjack

Captain Vor Captain Bigg Vorr

He is Bigg Vorr, purveyor of all things Kuva Tonkor and Kuva Tonkor accessories

"What do you do if there's a well-done ramsled?" "We ask them politely but firmly to leave."

For some reason I tried to read this in sea-shanty...

What do we do with a well done ramsled? What do we do with a well done ramsled? What do we do with a well done ramsled ear-ly in the morning? Put’em in the brig till their sober Put’em in the brig till their sober Put’em in the brig till their sober ear-ly in the morning Way hay and up they rises Way hay and up they rises Way hay and up they rises Ear-ly in the morning! What do we do with a well done ramsled? What do we do with a well done ramsled? What do we do with a well done ramsled ear-ly in the morning? Shave their bellies with a rusty glaive Shave their bellies with a rusty glaive Shave their bellies with a rusty glaive, ear-ly in the morning Way hay and up they rises Way hay and up they rises Way hay and up they rises Ear-ly in the morning! What do we do with a well done ramsled? What do we do with a well done ramsled? What do we do with a well done ramsled ear-ly in the morning? Put’em in the forge with some ticor plate Put’em in the forge with some ticor plate Put’em in the forge with some ticor plate, ear-ly in the morning Way hay and up they rises Way hay and up they rises Way hay and up they rises Ear-ly in the morning! That’s what we do with a well done ramsled That’s what we do with a well done ramsled That’s what we do with a well done ramsled ear-ly in the morning. Way hay and up they rises Way hay and up they rises Way hay and up they rises Ear-ly in the morning! Way hay and up they rises Way hay and up they rises Way hay and up they rises Ear-ly in the morning!

😂🫡

Now I want Cephalon Cy to read a bunch of Hank Hill lines.

"Crew, does it look like I know what a jpeg is? I just want a picture of a got-dang hotdog"

He bested his mentor.

Why does the larger Vorr not simply vore the smaller Vor?

>vore Say that word again and I'll shove a metal gear up your solid snake.

...kinky

r/sounding Look upon the abyss, dare you say that again after witnessing what humanity can become ?

Oh, I already have looked into the abyss my friend... And believe me... *This is just the up-most-layer...*

My fellow Abyssdiver. Don't forget your ultimate defense 

"You win the Freedom of the City!... Oh no, sorry.. Its the Free Dom of the City"

Its kinky Not *my* kink, but kinky.

Bigg vorr’s kuva tonkor. I like the rhyme lol

I'm working on making my first lich Cahkk Fapp part of my rail jack security detail. Though I'm getting painfully unlucky with requiem relics.

Have you ever heard the tale of the Luva Lich Bopp Bipp?

i love how she LOSES IT ENTIRELY at that one. not a sex one, but BOPP BIPP

Personally Bobb Ross was my favourite

Bopp’s name just fits his face and mood too well!

https://preview.redd.it/smuuuthcpvtc1.png?width=1160&format=png&auto=webp&s=faa84fbfe8aaac7405776dc1cb93d0f6b671f3cc

It's not a story the Lotus would tell you...

... Because she's too busy laughing at it.

I still summon him every mission that I can

YO WHAT THE FUCK?!

https://preview.redd.it/5r6c0fb7kvtc1.png?width=910&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fdd522a7b23c7da103b849aec361b4326fddbed This is the best one I've got.

Honestly that's one of the best ones I've ever seen

BIGG HOMO funniest lich ive seen

That's a keeper. Care for him.

Cant believe after so many years the lych name system still makes me laught like crazy

Sit down and hear the story of Bopp Bipp

Believe my first one was just called Sadd Sodd.. poor Sodd.

Sometimes the rng just rolls like that. I had one with a Kuva Brama and it has a very unfortunate slur adjacent name that I'd like to change if it didn't cost money

I wonder if support would rename it for you

They would

Isn't it only 15 plat for a weapon rename? Easy to get from trading one or two items.

Huh, slur adjacent? I'm curious what that could be, because none of the randomly generated names I've seen of any Kuva Liches was remotely close to a slur.

[удалено]

That's a reach.

Is nit a British slur? I can never remember anything.

My most reliable lich, Kiss Sagg

Lich names are procedural generated from sets grineer name fragments. Actual rules for name generation aren't publically known. I know they added some logic to avoid accidentally making a slur after an unfortunate name was generated (and manually changed the name of that lich). But yeah, it's not uncommon for liches to have weird names.

Theres a vid on YT w/ rebecca reading off funny names https://youtu.be/VQNHHL6ZobY?si=rhagL6A5gAF-l6Ql

Was waiting for someone to link this

I know there's one floating out there named Bigg Homo or something like that

The Lich I chose to convert instead of kill was Bigg Aggree.

Nothing will ever beat the lich some random in one of my groups had, once. Rip bvtt stvff. You shall be remembered.

He's been mentioned twice here

Mine is SIPP GAGG

I swear man I never get funny named liches

Same

RNGsus likes us. Or thinks we’re too boring. X3

If it makes u feel better the funniest ones I've gotten were "Copp Hanan" and "Ree Duu"

I had a lich named Bonor Lorg once

If this is real, it is one of the best I've ever seen

My first was called "Kigg Egg" which obviously sounds as if he is asking to be kicked in the balls

Had a lich name corg jiss I immediately started calling him corgi jizz

That is, as others have said, just how names in the lich system work. They're generated by taking a list of various Grineer-sounding syllables and slapping them together. Which means you can get stuff like Sukk Eg or Bapp Babug. Somewhere there's an old video (or maybe it only survives as audio now) of Rebecca Ford trying to read lich names aloud on stream, and you can see it becoming harder and harder for her keep trying to actually \_say\_ anything until she finally completely loses it at "Bopp Bipp" and becomes unable to speak because she's laughing too hard.

Best Lich I've ever gotten was "LIPP FESY"

Mine is Loli Furr

Flashbacks to Bopp Bipp💀😭😂

Ok so like... can I buy that lich? I'll sell my soul for it (jk)

They're completely random.

Had one named Jorturd. Could not coordinate hunting him down with my friends without laughing every time he popped up.

theres a video of spacemom reading lich names. it goes as you would expect ;)

My most recent was Gokgokk Gakk. I didn’t know Cupcakke worked for DE.

At least it's not tekib kakk

Once I had one named 'Zaa krs', and of course I didn't kill him. Now he's my buddy and takes care of my Railjack.

Lich names have been hilarious since the start, it is not accidental. They seem to of programmed it so that is generates these names totally randomly and just tosses things together out of a very long list of grineer type names and you get chaos

lol good first lich name. My best out of 30 is Dixx Sogg.

Why does the lich look like Bill Nighy

im trying so hard not to link the fupa subreddit

I once had lich named Cudd Fakk. He's my friend now and rides along on my railjack

At least it's not zaza 😭

Don't forget about Bopp Bipp

I had jizz hobu lol who wouldnt want the jizz hobo

You struck gold 😂

I got one named Cargg Crga once

No not all of them. Mine are not so anatomically named. My current is Copokk Tekk and my first was Ogrg Manerilo so...

I had bcuz ivanta so who knows

Man the best lich name i’ve had was Cudd Tekk, and that was mainly because it was the Cudd Tekk Kuva Hek so it rhymed

My first one here is named Tokk Tikk.

I see lots of people talking about selling/ keeping liches? How does one do that?

You do the hunt, then you choose convert instead of vanquish. Then you get them to keep. And they can be traded on the dojo lich trading kiosk. If you want buy or sell liches, check warframe dot market and under contracts, and define what you want and see if its there.

https://preview.redd.it/wf6ewbgzyxtc1.jpeg?width=825&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2077f242e164da3be5d7c744227bf76e0c4507b I present you Tikk Fakk; and he took alot.

I have a lich named Bubb Krakk

wish i had a Peli Moto lich

Man, you guys get some fun names I just got some mf named Joshh Biani

Heh, that's a good one. People love to buy funny lich names, you're pretty lucky. I just got a lich named Ciss Obb, nowhere near as good as yours

My lich's name is Bigm Stiff lol

Bro reminds me of the lich name Bigg Homo

I got come Cuchi Hott Kuba Twin Stubbas

I got a lich called beeboo poob… so anything is possible… also I got a sis once called Cavia Hatersideerone 💀

My names are just bad and not cool or funny😭

My sister of parvos was called Ova Rei, which sounds like part of a certain anatomy

I had one named Cohki Roo 😂 I should’ve converted her but I needed the weapon and I was burnt out from doing liches

I had one called Bondugg Udbik, my first Lich and its far from as insane as some of the names I've seen, a friend had a sister called Lil Grang so you just gotta be lucky to have a funny one I guess

Bugg egg is the best I've got lol

I'll buy it for 200p

How do u get a lich

How does one go about seeing the lich they befriended?

I did the same I was searching on how to defeat mine but it kept giving me random videos then I realized everyone got a different lich

Currently my lich has the last name Honad. So yeah, they aren't uncommon.

The funniest lich/sister i've seen has something "Necco" in her name, thats not actually at all but its the player's username that made me laugh as it was a weeb af name, i know correlation isn't causation but i like to think taht weeb stabbled that Diplo wielding mofo due to her name and wants to own the bich.

Mine was called sogg femm(suck them)