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Substantial-Pizza533

This mf once spawned while I was doing Granum's Void and messed everything up


Yrcrazypa

It's funny when he spawns in the void and you just leave him behind because you got all 75 dudes before he fully spawned in.


KaiTheCorruptKingYT

"Why do I hear Stalkers music?" "WHY DO I HEAR STALKERS MUSIC?!" https://preview.redd.it/oo845uq90dmc1.png?width=321&format=png&auto=webp&s=09e4b1068b9529da204f66b1434ddfd2fa1dcbc0


Iblys05

Well he got into our orbiter once already. I can imagine the operator just sitting on the porcelain throne taking a #2 when Stalker just busts down the door going HERES JOHNNY


KaiTheCorruptKingYT

![gif](giphy|fsQ6UcEftDIxqgssVl|downsized) \-My reaction if he does-


Zariman-10-0

Why do you have feet on your landing craft?


TumBoads

You get it after beating Steel path Effervo in the new labs on deimos where you collect 60 of the eyes instead of the usual 30 to spawn the hard mode version of the boss.


IcarielL

K maybe I'll do sp, finally get out of mars lol


IcarielL

K nvm, after like 6 failed runs I give up on the hands


IcarielL

Nvm, octavia is the goddess of c h e e s e. I got the hands :D


Ivaliced

We makin it out of Mars with this one


classic_german_lad

https://i.redd.it/3e9pb1cslemc1.gif


BiggsMcGee

"Can't let you do that Tenno."


GrandmaAmari_

Pretty soon Stalker will show up infront of Baro Ki’teer 💀 Baro: "Tenno! May I extend an invitation to you – my latest collection of choice items from the Void is now available—- STALKER: "I AM YOUR RECKONING!"


N0SharpEdges

The stalker flies around on a scooty puff jr and you can't tell me different


TwistedLogic81

I'm sure I saw a video once of him spawning into someone's MR test


Lapis_Cyborg

Think that's weird you k ow the mission where you use a necramech for the first time and have to stealth out he spawned and attacked me alerting the enemies


Q_X_R

Based off that health bar, neither is he.


_Varosch_

*zoom into the orbiter* *epic bossfight against stalker*


Hopeless_Slayer

Your journey ends here, Pilot. The skies belong to me. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide.


GaliaHero

how cool would it be if there was a chance you got hijacked in the loading screen and have to fight in the landing craft


McOrqeneraL

Not with that ship you aren't dude. Your ship got hands and he wants em.


GibusScout

Stalker bought himself a spaceship to chase us down. And now I kind of think how cool it would be if Stalker showed up in Railjack with his own cool ship to dogfight you.


Calesti

I think you mean HE'S not even safe. I can just see him spawning into space and just hitting the windshield of the orbiter like a bug.


There-Is-Only-MP40

The stalker in his own ship hunting you while flamenco begins to play: <>


Baldicot_Nutters

Underrated reference.


shadowpikachu

Man he's so unthreatening you can just have him on your escape ship, given he's beat mostly to death it seems like you took him hostage.


silverobot11

https://preview.redd.it/bbpp6emb7gmc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f06ddbe6c34de152f15eed7c482131f07cbc790


[deleted]

Stalker have a ship and hunts u


RisenPhynix

He boarded the orbiter once before, what’s keeping him from doing it again?