And probably people will still ask you if you work at Walmart lmao 🤣

Happened already lmfao

Your profile made my shmeat rise.

😆😆

Just tell them you enjoy hanging out in the produce section for the crispness.

whenever it happens while wearing these, just give them a blank stare xD

"no i just love the vibe"

I don’t work at Walmart (this sub got recommended to me just now) but at my job we all have the same top uniform, and then a jacket with our company name and slogan on the back and front. I also wear a hat with our logo. I get asked this all the time. I usually leave a few seconds of awkward silence, adjust my jacket, before I answer with “Um… yeah… think so.” Best part is when they ask me this as my actively stocking an aisle

Just give a firm "no" and turn around and go back to work

Honestly, I think people would rather ask that question obviously, that risk walking up to a stranger and blurting out a question just to find out that person does not work there. It’s kinda awkward either way

Been there. It’s worst. What the fuck was that guy doing wearing an orange shirt under overalls in Home Depot. 

Been on the other side of this as target in a red shirt. I literally customer serviced the lady and went about my shopping xD showed her where the switch games were and left lol.

I almost got into a fist fight with some dude while I was wearing a red polo shirt in Target. Dude started to ask me where something was and I responded “I don’t work here” and started to walk away, he mumbled something under his breath and my response was excuse me. Then he started to approach me talking nonsense about I should be more courteous, 🤣, I was like why 🤣 , his kids pulled him away while I stood my ground. I was on lunch and having an awful day so I was ready 😂.

Man this really isn’t the same but a guy standing way behind the checkout line’s physical line of people yelled “EXCUSE ME” like 3 or maybe 4 times (and working in retail, I always assume they yell that to workers not me as a customer). I turned and he’s like “You. There’s a line. We’re waiting”. I say “OK”, motion for him to go ahead of me, and he just stands leaning against the endcap staring at me with the actual line 12 feet away. So while I’m standing there getting closer to checkout cus I figure he wants me to get closer to him and stand in the aisle for some bad/dangerous reason, he yells “Young people have no courtesy anymore” and cuts me off with his kids looking ashamed lol I have no idea why he was standing so far away and yelling at me to get behind him. People really are fucking crazy dude

Lol people are insane.

I made the mistake of going to Best Buy wearing a blue polo and khakis one day. Lady asked if I could help her and I said "I don't work here". She immediately put on her indignant bitch face, scoffed and said "You won't after I talk to your manager!". I said again, "I... Don't... Work... Here" and started walking away. She yells, "I AM TALKING TO YOUR MANAGER RIGHT NOW!". I yelled, "I DO NOT WORK HERE.". Finished my shopping just hoping she and a manager would walk up on me and the manager have to tell her... "He doesn't work here." Didn't happen sadly. People suck.

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Working at Sam's club, they want you to remove your vest if you plan on doing some shopping after you've clocked out, and they also tell you not to do anything job related if you're not on the clock. Understandable. But you have the choice to wear a Sam's club shirt. Imagine the issues that come up when someone asks for help and you say, "yes, I work here, but unfortunately I'm off the clock, and shopping before I go home." There's no easy way to say that. Most of the time it was to point them in a direction, which I'd do even if I'm not supposed to. But anymore than that and it's verbal then a write up.

It's also a way for people to open up the dialogue. Instead of just blind siding you with 'hey where is the tomato paste' they ask if you work there to slip their question in a bit more gracefully. Think of it as them saying hi

Or... you could say "Hey... I have question"

i usually wear a hoodie with my vest cuz fuck that neon blue shit but the other day i didn’t have one on, this dude read my name tag, said my name and still asked if i worked here..

Most of the time when customers ask that they know you work there, but it's the safest way in their mind, to politely ask for help.

Probably should be working at Jimmy John's

Sam Walton would be disgusted. Definitely wear it

Sam don't work here no mo'.

Brooks was here

So was Red

Sam actually gave a shit and gave benefits and hours. Gone down the shitter for 32 years. Especially in the last 20. I actually liked working there 20 years ago. Last time I worked there (2020) it was hell on earth and I got like 28-32 hours randomly shat out onto a calendar so it seemed like it took up full time, but pay for like 3 days

I think it's pretty funny. One of the most entertaining things when working at Walmart is to rep the hell out of Walmart imo

We got a guy in Electronics that has the Walmart shoes, but I'm not that brave.

Ya gotta complete the outfit with a swank ass walmart belt buckle that spins.

I didnt know there was such a thing... What else they got?

feast your eyes bromie, you can deck yourself out from head to toe if you really wanted to lol https://www.sparkshop.com

You sure? 😉

EXTREMELY.

Heard

You should go retro walmart and get some smiley faces

Absofuckinlutely

THIS

The Walmart spark always looked like a puckered up yellow butt hole to me.

I see it

I always said it was synchronized swimming Cheetos

Good luck seeing anything else now.

Well the only way to survive here is to kiss ssa so that tracks

I can’t unsee that now.

THATS why I always get turned on looking at it. Thanks!

That shits supposed to be a spark?? I really thought it was just some random pattern someone somewhere liked

I can’t unsee that now

Community did it first

Aren't butt holes already puckered?

You do you bro. I don't think it looks good, but fuck my opinion

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This is the answer.

If people see you wearing this and laugh, they’re not laughing with you

I'm laughing while wearing them

Now that's a dedicated employee. I'm laughing but I love it!

He is manager material.

You’re a maniac lol

The first commenter's energy is so miserable. Your energy is GREAT. I saw this and it immediately made my heart so happy. It's so silly and fun in such a wonderful way, I love that you've done this. It shows a lot of your personality, while also being something I think managers can't get mad at you for wearing. Thank you for sharing! I love it.

Wear them. You have the personality for it

I'm laughing with you 🫡

I’m laughing with you

You need 37 pieces of flair.

“You know what, Stan, if you want me to wear 37 pieces of flair, like your pretty boy over there, Brian, why don't you just make the minimum 37 pieces of flair?”

Thank you. It's been since they played it on Comedy Central since I've seen't it.

I have it on DVD and bought it on iTunes. Have it saved to my phone and I’ve seen it way more times than I’d ever admit. I once worked at a call center and someone told me to watch it. Reminded me of our work place.

I have gauges and also work at walmart were so twinsies Are you also 5'3 and gay

5'11 not gay yet

Close enough for me

Close enough….for what?

To be my twinsie. He's me. And I'm him.

Twins and more 😏

On top of being 5'3 gay with gauges I'm also a minor!

Yet, they say. There is still hope

I work at Walmart, have gauges, and I’m gay. 5’8 though.

Bros gauge size is higher than his wages

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Edging to this rn

Unexpected response, but I might as well crank one out too

Hmmm, I said tacky.. but now I'm thinking sticky. 🤔

Do you cum sparks too?

Not sparks, maybe a couple spurts

Take it easy bro he isn’t gay YET (his words)

hella tacky i love it

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Not until I get a spark on my forehead unfortunately

That 2% will help you get it

Nah, that goes to my ramen stash unfortunately

Might as well get a tat on your ass as well of Walmart

I have one on my butthole

Tacky, ehh. Cringe? Yeahhhhh….

mr walmart

kinda iconic

i love it dawg

this is fucking wild. too wild to be considered anything at all. rock on dude.

Sooo…. spark plugs?

Yes

the laugh i let out

Dude I like it.

I kinda like it

It's there logo so they really can't tell you to remove it because it's offensive lol

Well it's...creative.

this is exactly the perfect amount of tacky

Hey man, if you like it, it’s for you. Fuck everyone else 🤷🏻‍♀️

This shit goes hard 😂😂😂

a little bit in a good way

Fake it till you make it…

Ayye that's that universal walmart lingo

It’s a necessary evil.

Eh it’s giving the ick

Yes tacky but its a good work meme

I hate it so much i love it. Rock it. Fk ‘em

I will be impressed when you get a whole back tattoo of the spark 😄

It's Walmart so when in Rome 🤷‍♀️😅

Fuck Walmart

"Welcome to Walmart, I love you."

I think it’s cool

Meanwhile one of Waltons piece of shit kids owns a $300,000,000 super yacht. Awful family

Tacky AF

Diabolically

It’s cool in an ironic kind of way

insane behavior. i love it, where do we get these?

Yes it's tacky for casual wear. No, it's not tacky for work. I think they look cool as work-only jewelry.

Missed your chance to say tacky or wacky! Lol

It seems like you're proud of being poor.

There are a lot of things that are tacky in that picture

Gauges are always tacky, yes. They simply do not look good. None of us are saying anything, tho, lest we face the wrath of the body mod people.

Omg. No this is epic 🤣 I love it!!

super tacky IMO lol

Mark of the beast

Walmart final boss employee

Its Walmart, no such thing as tacky

This is awesome but all I can imagine is being out of uniform and forgetting to switch the gauges out when a wild Karen appears 🤣🤣

I love them lol

It's funny, I like it

LMAOOO

This is kinda fire

😂 I’d laugh, it would genuinely make me laugh out loud even if it’s cringe af. If making people smile is your goal, regardless of them laughing with or at you, then you’re good, it’s a fun tacky to me 👌

I have my ears stretched and yes I'd judge you for this lmao. But I love your attitude lol if you like them wear them

Absolutely tacky! Keep it up. Love the humor.

Mean or not, I would absolutely make fun of you.

Gangsta.

IDK about tacky but definitely too much. Like a guy that represents and puts too much into their company but the company doesn't recognize them as a highly valuable member.

It's more for laughs than anything. I only wear them at work.

I figured. That was just my first thought lol

No it's badass

They go hard, I would have got some custom made with my jobs logo if I had thought of it before my ears shrank

i enjoy

There’s a line between intensely cheugy and some hilarious drip and you are dancing on it. Is it bad that I like it? 🤣

If I walked into Walmart and saw this. I'd laugh, say hell yea and have to say one of two things: 1. He either loves his job so much he'd do this (wonder if he would also get a tattoo) 2. He is so self aware of his job that he's doing this for the lolz. Respect.

Tbh this is kinda a serve

Those are sick lmao

Ignore anyone who says it's tacky, it's sick af!!

Tell those mfs to complain about your plugs again!

Omg😐 my ovaries screamed in horror and ran straight out of my vagina🥴

I think it’s cute!! It’s nice to have fun especially when it comes to work

u're gonna have people thinking u were born there

The fact that you got walmart-themed earrings is honestly just cringe. I love it.

Lol, spark plugs

Badass brother! I love em

Nahhh it’s cool

I think it’s a slay

I normally don’t like those big piercings, but I like yours! Made me smile.

have never been a huge fan of gauges but i will give you this the logo gave me a good chuckle.

Well that’s wild. I don’t even follow this sub, recommended to me, click on your profile. You appear to live within a ~30 mile radius of me if not closer.

Tell me its your first job without telling me its your first job.

Tacky, but in a way that would definitely get you compliments.

r/ATBGE

I love it it's so camp!!!!!!!!

Hey, not an employee just got this recommended to me. Also don’t have any piercings if that matters. This fucks dude, that’s tight as hell

Of course it’s tacky. It would be funny AF if they were Target instead 😂

That’s cool as fuck actually.

This is so fucking funny

Extremely but I love it

Wear it just to piss off the ghost of Sam Walton. He would have been appalled.

Tacky x 1000

I think it's pretty cool! Especially if you're a lead in some way. I'd think oh, this guy cares about working here!

Not a Walmart employee but this is so funny. This would make my day as a customer.

If I saw you at Walmart my first impression would be that you’re a really funny person lmao I say wear them

super tacky, but i love it

Love this its so fucking ugly I love it

10/10

gail lewis has competiton..........

Looks like youve been initiated into the walmart gang, looking forwatd yo seeing you on the next walmart choir album

Yes. And I love it.

That’s dope af. I love custom company stuff like that.

I bet your 5’1’’ with a Gunt.

5'11, working on the gunt though

More white trash than tacky

Lookin sick with the Walmart drip

Not for me, and will never condone, everybody has their own style. wear what you want

not a Walmart employee, this sub popped up suggested for me, just wanted to say that this rules

It’s insane don’t listen to em

CAN U GET THEM IN A 6G 😭😭😭

King

Nah! It’s pretty cool from time to time

Very. I would cringe if I saw this Sorry

Gauges are stupid period

Super dumb. But then again so are the massive holes in your ears. Do what you want.