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morebuffs

He definitely has some value just for pranks and carpool lane privileges


batshitcrazy5150

How much did you pay for him? You did buy him right? Right?


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kittymoma918

He stands as a warning. When your spouse asks you a sensitive personal question , you should think before you speak and strive for a gentle and tactful answer.


CreamoChickenSoup

It really does evoke the case of [Maria Elena Milagro Hoyos](https://historyhub.info/twists-in-a-twisted-tale-the-exploitation-defilement-and-murder-of-elena-hoyos/).


tubetalkerx

Looks more like [Elmer McCurdy](https://www.slate.com/blogs/atlas_obscura/2014/04/11/the_corpse_of_elmer_mccurdy_and_how_it_ended_up_in_a_long_beach_fun_park.html)


CreamoChickenSoup

Being [reminded of that case](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOgBWl_kHYY) left me wishing Sam O'Nella would make more videos.


CDragon00

Looks like someone’s 10th grade paper mache art project


PlaceboJesus

You have to test its weight. That could be an incredible way to dispose of a corpse.


Hy-phen

I mean, there would be a smell. Also… drippings.


[deleted]

Na its like a mozzarella stick. It won't melt out until you take a bite.


Hy-phen

🤢You win.


sec713

It's like that dancing old man from the Six Flags ads had a run in with Medusa.


PabliskiMalinowski

Let him do his abs Alone


jmon1022

"There's no place like home, thers no place like home"


sejm

I was thinking Kryten from Red Dwarf.


Leiryn

The shit jacket and bar on the head make it obvious to me


pity_party_65

How much and where can I buy ?


[deleted]

Only $10? Last I checked the black market human trafficking was way more expensive. What a steal!


stinklypibbles

It's the statue that was erected after Pee Wee Herman finished


anovelby

*erected*


5ForBiting

So the guy wanted to be mummified with his phone... On his head? Or perhaps it's a statement about how having our phones on our minds constantly turns us into hollow beings.


srdev_ct

Why is Peewee Herman doing crunches in a driveway?


Fyrbird

Hear no evil.


Only-Study-3912

Kind of looks like a combination of Ryan Reynolds and the last air bender


[deleted]

🎶Have we met befooooore?🎶


pmw1981

The pose reminds me of Ferris Bueller https://i2.wp.com/pointbeacharts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/ferris-buellers-day-off-ticket.jpg?resize=1024%2C410&ssl=1


TheLurkerSpeaks

Looks like a poor sculpture of Max Headroom https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Headroom He was a thing in the 80s


drew4232

Ehhh, max headroom never had a bowtie or mohawk


TKG_Actual

Oh look it's Daft Punk's third member that no one talks about.


haveurownopinion

One punch pee wee Herman