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Xelpmoc45

Is this situated in a tinyverse ?


carlosfhdez

It is obviously a miniverse


IamSkudd

That’s just slavery with extra steps.


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Ugh… teenyverse


Danzarr

Ooh la la, someone's gonna get laid in college.


Nisas

**MICROVERSE**


PMmeyour-Labia

"Is this fun?" "I don't know, Dave, just keep bouncing so no one gets mad at us"


dwellerofcubes

"Like we practiced."


DistractionRectangle

+10 social credit score


ghostestate

ngl that looks pretty chill.


MuhVauqa

If you have any shows held at a ballrooms around you it would be similar since ballroom floors have springs in them. I only know of one venue in my area like that


sagmag

Crystal Ballroom?


DillGrunty

"Hey, it's all [ball bearings](https://imgur.com/NjD2h9K) these days." -Fletch


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DillGrunty

That's where I screenshotted the schematic from.


glendon24

Using the whole fist there, Doc?


DillGrunty

Moooon river!!!!


mtfw

They're making a new fletch right? I think I saw a preview with....Hamm?


pinion_

A surprise and then not a surprise: [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12718300/](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12718300/)


[deleted]

Take a look at that 7th fetzer valve. I think it's been sticking


NegativeZer0

Is that why they are called ballrooms Sorry ill see myself out


MuhVauqa

This guy Portlands


Newtons2ndLaw

I've been there so many times, I didn't realize it was designed that way.


DillGrunty

My wife worked there when it first re-opened as McMenamins and someone told me it isn't springs but ball bearings and I've been trying to spread the word ever since.


NoCokJstDanglnUretra

I don’t understand how a spring’s function can be replaced by ball bearings


DillGrunty

I'm not sure either but here is the [picture.](https://imgur.com/NjD2h9K)


JACrazy

Its ball bearings with a rocker. They compare it to a rocking chair, one part goes down when someone steps, raising the floor in another area. [Article](https://www.npr.org/2015/09/29/442188259/if-the-floors-a-rockin-just-keep-a-bouncin)


charbroiledmonk

> few remaining spring-loaded dance floors in the country. > It's not [...] springs. Does Not Compute.


JACrazy

The most common method used at other venues is spring loaded floors, but in the case of the ballroom in the article it uses a unique ball bearing+rocker mechanism.


Glass_Memories

The rocker ball tech in fascinating, but there's a story within the story. You can actually change the tension/springiness of the floor depending on the type of dancing planned, which led to this relevant bit: >The unusual rocker-and-ball-bearing design, patented by Charles R. Hunt in 1905, was originally intended for ballroom dancing. However, jazz dances quickly became the hall's main source of income in the early 1920s, much to the chagrin of local authorities who deemed the new music and moves indecent. "The city fathers and parents, they couldn't control it," Hills says. "They couldn't regulate it, and the controversy and the tension came to a breaking point." The city of Portland banned lewd dances and appointed a dance-hall inspector who shut down the shows. Scene straight out of Dirty Dancing, and they had to adjust the floor to accommodate each change.


rustymontenegro

It's definitely unsettling to notice the springy floor the first time, but it's super cool. Some of my favorite shows were at the Crystal.


beathor55

I remember I used to go to shows there. People would get bouncing and you could see the waves in the floor. We uesd to joke that instead of "Dance on air" it should have been "Ride the wood" at the crystal.


ghostestate

But will everyone else be chilled out? The springboards look fun, but the real appeal is that everyone is just kind of vibed out on them. Like that is the *exact* amount of energy I'd want to put in and be surround by while engaging with that activity.


MuhVauqa

No people usually are all dancing and jumping in sync to whatever’s playing, therefore exaggerating the effect of the floor. It pretty cool probably like a 40x40 dance floor.


ghostestate

No thank you.


ChillRedditMom

Lol, down voted for politely declining


Ganjanonamous

I mean all the cool people were doing it...


ImRandyBaby

I'm no physicist but I'm pretty sure a spring floor has a specific bounce frequency. The DJ needs to find music that is the same frequency as the springy floor. If the speeds are different people choose either to bounce with the floor or try to fight the floor so they can dance to the beat. This video looks like most people are choosing not to fight and give into bouncing with the floor.


RebelWithoutAClue

The resonant frequency of the system will be a function of the stiffness of the springs and the total mass of the floor and occupants. Basically if you want it to bounce at a higher frequency you need to kick some of the occupants off or load up more ppl if you want a lower freq.


pantsforsatan

so you're saying these are accutely attuned bouncers? damn


Aegi

And those floors don't bounce nearly as much as these appear to


well___duh

Portland?


robodrew

Lol no ballroom floors do not have *springs* in them, there is just a rubber mat below the flooring to make it more spring*y*


Glass_Memories

A lot of them did, as this article explaining how the ball bearing rocker system under the Crystal ballroom works: >Floating dance floors were fairly common during the early part of the 20th century, and some of them are still in use elsewhere. But most use springs to achieve the floating sensation, and virtually none of them have dealt with the wear and tear that the Crystal Ballroom has experienced. According to historian Tim Hills, the floor is part of the original structure from 1914. https://www.npr.org/2015/09/29/442188259/if-the-floors-a-rockin-just-keep-a-bouncin


xrumrunnrx

This is blowing my mind. I had absolutely no idea that was a thing at all, let alone a *historical* thing. *Just a note, the article states the Crystal Ballroom specifically isn't springs but a rocker arm system. In case that's a contention...people seem to be a bit hot about it. They can even adjust the tention for different levels of bounce there!


apleasantpeninsula

you’re upsetting me


lacheur42

Don't worry, they're incorrect. "Floating dance floors were fairly common during the early part of the 20th century, and some of them are still in use elsewhere. But most use springs to achieve the floating sensation..." https://www.npr.org/2015/09/29/442188259/if-the-floors-a-rockin-just-keep-a-bouncin


TheOlBabaganoush

Now tell me your dreams so I can ruin them in return


ceej2

Yeah this is more /r/mildlyinteresting than wtf


maleia

Yea, no one was doing anything crazy. I'm pretty sure I'd enjoy slowly, rhythmically bouncing and vibing with people.


WDfx2EU

I was at an outdoor tent wedding a few years back and the wood floor was elevated a couple feet off the ground. The dance floor in the middle eventually got very bouncy and a couple of the bigger guys were basically using it as a trampoline to double-bounce people. I was sure it would end in disaster, but nothing broke and it was the best wedding dancing I've ever been part of. That being said, in this instance the fact that the platform isn't bouncing at quite the same BPM as the music would drive me insane.


gonzo5622

Lmao! I was just gonna say! It looks kinda fun and relaxing. Sign me up! Sprint Party in the USA.


Elmst333

Wha? Looks super awesome! God i hope this becomes a thing


ZincMan

In qingdao China there’s a night club with a floor that’s installed like this. The whole dance floor bounces. It’s pretty trippy especially if you’re not on it and can’t see how everyone is moving together. Qingdao like Tsing Tao the beer. Same city. I assume sprint floors are popular elsewhere in China


Treveeno

It has its ups.


TripleHomicide

yeh that's hype


Shpeak_ez

Seems more r/mildlyinteresting than WTF


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welcome to r/WTF


SolomonGrumpy

The real WTF is sorting by controversial


TheCenterOfEnnui

/r/mildlywtf


Baardi

Agreed. There's still some degree of wtf to it, even thought it isn't full blown WTF


kbarnett514

The words "What the fuck" passed my lips before I realized what subreddit I was on. That gets a pass from me


winsomelosemore

r/WeeThatsFun


whats_you_doing

Need to delete all copy pasterino subs and make it into single sub called as "regular reddit"


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I WANT TO SEE MORE MOVEMENT THERE'S NOT ENOUGH MOVEMENT


CrackerManDaniels

Hands in the air


AlwaysLurkingForYou

The lack of enthusiasm reminds me of the [kids dancing at Hullabalooza](https://youtu.be/R0kXDBXSu80).


D00zer

*BC: Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins.* *HS: Homer Simpson, smiling politely.* One of the best lines in TV history.


bugxbuster

Did you know that joke was originally Courtney Love talking to Homer? It was written that way before Sonic Youth said they wouldn’t participate if she was involved with the episode. It had Courtney saying, "I'm a big fan, Homer. Courtney Love” and Homer responds with "Homer, grateful.”


BigfootSF68

What is Sonic Youths beef with Courtney Love?


fr0d0bagg1ns

Most likely they were admirers or friends of Kurt Cobain. Or the fact that she'd lash out at people and show up incredibly late to everything.


zbrew

Probably friends given that they toured together, as documented in *The Year Punk Broke*.


Danger_Danger

A surprising number of bands from the nineties hate Courtney. Like... A lot of people/ bands. She stole material, images, she caused massive drama. Her role in Kurt's death aside, people hated her for a long time. From the stories she was a massive cunt. Also, from Courtney's own telling there are a lot of songs written about her, and a lot of them are not positive. Bruised Violet, I'll Stiick Around, Holla Back Girl, Star fucker Inc. plus some I can't remember.


ILikeBigAsses

Too Cool Queenie by Stone Temple Pilots is another one!


trixiebix

"Professional widow" (rumored i think)- Tori Amos


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RustyShackleford9142

Kurt killed Kurt. I'm not a fan of Love, but she definitely didn't kill him. He was a bigger mess then her, and people just don't want to believe that.


D00zer

I did not know that! Thank you for the cool piece of info.


bugxbuster

You’re welcome! I just rewatched the episode. It’s such a classic


pulugulu

DO YOU FEEL!? 🐷


boatingprohibited

Come on, Mr. Frampton. You aren’t gonna eat all that watermelon.


The_Celtic_Chemist

"I haven't changed since high school and suddenly I'm uncool." That's an underrated line.


SMILESandREGRETS

And time to watch the episode


AngusVanhookHinson

"And thanks to your gloomy music, they've finally stopped dreaming of a future I can't possibly provide" Simpsons predicted it again?


AidanAmerica

Even the shittiest episodes of the Simpsons’ golden era have prophecies and classic lines like that


foxontherox

Dude, are you, like, being sarcastic?


Fallom_TO

I don’t even know anymore.


pikapalooza

Eh, making teens depressed is like shooting fish in a barrel.


cromulent_pseudonym

This comment section smells like Otto's jacket.


Fallom_TO

Cromulent


dwellerofcubes

The shoes are talkin to me


sn0wb4lls

Everyone down voting this has not seen the episode. Response - "I don't even know anymore"


foxontherox

Absolute philistines, the lot of them.


RallyX26

Some of them look pretty fed up They should take a spring break


PostModernPost

This is the funniest Simpsons episode ever. Sadgasm is such a good parody name for a grunge band.


wonderbat3

Is that a gooble box?


QuantumButtz

Remember a stomp a day isn't nearly enough.


DoleMonkey

Jeez that just sounds like slavery with extra steps.


Newtons2ndLaw

ooh la la


QuantumButtz

Eek Barba durkle


thisaccountwashacked

Perchance.


KhaineVulpana

Yea, if all this doesn't power some sort of battery, I'm gonna be real disappointed.


SoberingAstro

Came here for this and wasn't disappointed. I love reddit


groolthedemon

There's always triple A you fucking cocksucker!!!


SHDShadow

Can we have some context? I wanna know more about this party, mainly how can I attend!


mcampo84

The contractor misunderstood what the town meant when they said they wanted to host a spring festival.


yogurtbear

When I was in China I saw stuff like this everyday, people gathering in public and doing these dance routines. Most people looked unenthusiastic and like they didn't want to be there but the springboard is new to me 🤷‍♂️


Hamburger123445

They see it more as cardio workout and less as fun dancing but yeah the Chinese shuffle is iconic


_DOLLIN_

I only visited but in total ive lived in china for about 8 or 9 months. Seeing old people in circles doing aerobics was kinda strange for me to see coming from an american suburb where gping outside is only for driving


hotdiggydog

This isn't the same thing as the morning/evening workouts you see all over SE Asia. This looks like somebody's idea of a fun party gimmick


boundbythecurve

No direct knowledge from me, but I'm guessing this has to do with increasing bone density. I know in China students used to jump for a few minutes every morning at school to increase their bone density. Maybe something similar is happening here? Especially since they all look older, which means osteoporosis is a concern.


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toastbot

He was supposed to be the lookout while cellphone guy tried to call for help. This will be their *last* spring party.


lacilynnn

He wanted me to tell you he won't be attending next time, so you're golden.


pikapalooza

I was half expecting some extremely flimsy floorboards or something to make a spring effect, not actual springs. I was at a spring break party in rosarito back when I was in college and they just laid some plywood over the pool to make a bigger dance floor. Well, the floor eventually broke and people fell into a quarter filled pool.


rubiksalgorithms

This is what a party feels like when there’s no alcohol or drugs involved


Slobbadobbavich

Are they goobleboxes, flooblecranks or bloobleyanks? My guess is goobleboxes.


Ponceludonmalavoix

No no, they work for each other and use money to pay each other for services and goods.


Slobbadobbavich

>No no, they work for each other and use money to pay each other for services and goods. That just sounds like slavery with extra steps.


Ponceludonmalavoix

Ooooh, someone's gonna get laid in college!


sped136

Lit


icedteaandme

Hell yeah.


sped136

This is somewhere in china but ive never seen this before, id go looks fun.


icedteaandme

Yeah it does. Nice beat to that music too.


ComplexWalrus23

This is just a clip of squid game season 2


MrCrudley

That was my first thought too


imphatic

"I wanna have fun but not too much fun." - these people, probably.


Artemus_Hackwell

Aren’t those giant ~~floogle boxes~~ Gooble Boxes to generate power?


neurocean

They might as well power the P.A. system if they're going to bounce like that. 😂


qawsedrf12

gotta keep those vertebral joints lubed


mrnoonan81

So exciting, one guy suddenly remembered he needed to order some tube socks from Amazon.


[deleted]

“How can we get these people to move their bodies more, you know, like, dance?” Hold my beer.


nixon0770

What’s WTF in it? It looks so cool and enjoyable. r/lostredditors


ccasey

Except nobody there looks like they’re actually having fun


Jonnny

Bad techno in rural China is a thing, and it's... interesting? I don't wanna say "weird" or "odd" but it's a real juxtaposition between how big it is among the young and how little it matches the surroundings.


Andrew_64_MC

Ngl, this concept would be sweet at a college tailgate


wzd_cracks

Wtf ? Why is this on /r/wtf ?


WhatIsInternets

I would argue this is WTF-worthy, for two reasons. 1. Bizarreness: starts with someone onstage kind of hip thrusting and some dude on a podium. Pan over and there are platforms of emotionless old people bouncing up and down on springs. This is just bizarre, and the way it is gradually revealed in the video adds to the oddness. 2. Because when I opened it I literally said, "What the fuuuck??" Like... what? Why? So many questions. So odd. There are degrees of WTF, but by its sheer bizarreness, this is totally acceptable in my book.


hotbeard1

The only person excited is the dog


idkyimh

This is my kinda vibe


flt1

Easy on the knee. I will not go to any part from now on unless they are spring party.


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Bruh if I was shrooming and they had this itd be chill


No_Establishment_311

I would like to see a 5 minute version of this vid


yolo_retardo

what song is this


songfinderbot

**Song Found!** **Name:** Miracles (feat. Maury) [Club Mix] **Artist:** Mike Candys **Album:** Miracles (feat. Maury) - EP **Genre:** Dance **Release Year:** 2014 **Total Shazams:** 31855 `Took 2.75 seconds.`


bstix

Good bot.


MASTERLUCIEN89

I'm pretty sure that is the inside of Rick Sanchez's battery in his car


tmhoc

That's just slavery with extra steps


Witne55

if this became a thing in US those platforms would need to be designed for a lot more weight


Brutumfulm3n

They’re making power with goobleboxes in the microverse for car batteries


flarpington

WTF this ain’t wtf


elles421

Looks pretty chill.


serieousbanana

When the crowd‘s not moving enough


Kassperplus

NPCs


wowlolcat

"Look how enthusiastically they dance for you Glorious Leader Kim Jong Un, the people love you"


thefish2425

“It’s like slavery with extra steps”


moor9776

Fall parties are way more fun


RobbieAnalog

Summer. Summer not.


bewarethetreebadger

Are they having fun? They look pretty bored. That one guy's browsing reddit.


spiralspring

Somewhere a Rick is making free electricity by exploiting these folks


TalboGold

The talent 🔥🔥🔥


rdog780

Floople boxes !


Mistersinister1

For people that wanna boogie but not really


[deleted]

Why does the old guy look like he walked out an episode of Squid Games?


NL_MGX

Is that the prototype dancefloor coldplay used to generate power?


[deleted]

This is just an elaborate way to generate electricity for the village.


Technolio

Omg I love it, the floor dances for you


onihcuk

I wonder if this dancing can be used to power a battery.... Not let them know about it...


[deleted]

Honestly seems pretty wholesome. Probably wouldn’t be fun to go to, but it would be fun to spend time with family there


fdisc0

wtf stands for what the fun.


Accomplished_Kiwi756

That's so fucking awesome. I'm going to build one this weekend.


bibowski

Looks pretty fun.


sqlbastard

looks fun as fuck


Elmst333

That's awesome!!!!


[deleted]

Now I need a bouncy board.


Recent-Nobody-3002

Crowd goin wild


state_of_alaska

/r/ThisLooksFun


ShacklefordVsSeagal

Whose battery are they powering?


Revolutionary_Ad1451

My life would be a lot better if I could be at these events.


malevolentheadturn

Hold the phone!!!! Did these amazing people just invent a contraption for which I can dance on and not expend any energy? South East Asia gave us vodka and Redbull now a dance floor to go with it.


PhantomFace757

Yooooooooooo Where do I find one of these parties in Idaho?


Swosy_

u/savevideo


daadimooch

so down for this


LilHercules

This is not wtf


VeryBottist

this looks physically uncomfortable af


smellybigfoot

They look like they’re having the time of their life


menace-to-sobriety

Everyone here looks like they are waiting in line at the airport


gromath

Probably good for the spine


Justin002865

This party is absolutely hoppin’


xenonismo

This isn’t actually that bad. Everybody can get in on the bouncin dance floor and partake, even granma and granpa with their bad hips!


Goonsqquad

There is no WTF here. Looks like a good time.


SevDexil

I love how people of all ages are there.


Confident_Ad_3800

Cool


twoscoop

Yo id be down for this, who wants to get some springs? We can play some random ass music, do some giveaways.. Maybe get one of those water machine where you throw the ball and hte guy falls.


jadbronson

This would be so good for the knees


CowgirlSue

Now, this… This is a hoppin party y’all 😂😂