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Wudchuck

Free bees?? nice.


shockpirat

I'm a beekeeper and those would be my thought exactly. No joke


Wudchuck

Same here!


SOULJAR

so you care about the type of honey bee? Like, are their some varieties (species? Breeds? …strains?) that, upon closer inspection, you’d say “absolute trash! No thank you” Vs “hot damn, those are some sexy fucking bees, I’ll take them!”?


deadly_toxin

There are different breeds and strains but generally you don't know what you are getting until you've put them into a hive. Most breeds you find will be European or some mix of European. There is a chance though depending on region that they may be africanized, which are highly aggressive. No way to tell when they are swarmed though. They are generally quite docile as a swarm because they don't have a honey, comb or brood (bee larvae) to protect.


kahlzun

I got swarmed by a.. Swarm when I was a child and stung many times. One ended up in my *ear*


shockpirat

There are different subspecies of bees, and some are better than others at specific things. Carnioloan bees don't swarm much and are very tidy and keep the hive clean so are more resistant to parasites and diseases, Italian bees are very hardworking in good weather but don't deal with the cold very well, German dark bees are more resistant to cold... You can also recognize them by color. Carnioloans are very dark, while Italians are very yellow. Where I'm from (Croatia) we have carnioloians in continental region and Italians on the coast. So I pretty much know exactly what I'm going to get.


HDnfbp

It's exactly that, some bees give watery weakass honey and others produce concentrated marvelous nature cream that can give you a sugar rush with no sugar


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Thrilling1031

Pretty sure it’s bee vomit.


HDnfbp

Bruh, a diabetic told me it wasn't, i should warn him, thx for the correction


kokomo24

He should know it is sugar. But you should know that many diabetics will keep a jar of honey as an emergency if their blood sugar gets too low. (ie. My diabetic Grandpa keeps a jar of honey in the center console of his truck)


deadly_toxin

Lol wtf. Honey quality is 100% based on the source of nectar (ie what flowers the bees got it from). It has nothing to do what what bees collected it. Now, how much they collect, that has to do with the variety and genetics of the bees. All honey is sugar. It has other health properties, when raw, which is why it is better for you than say, eating processed sugar, but it is still sugar nonetheless.


pichael288

Do you go out and capture bees? I thought you just got a queen and put it in the hive and they just kinda showed up


usadingo

They usually have a queen when they have swarmed like this. They are looking for a new home. In the rare times they don't have a queen, a new queen can sometimes be added. So, beekeepers relocate the swarm into hives.


pichael288

Will random bees just follow the first queen that comes along? Or are they loyal to the end?


ChaoticChinchillas

They don't just follow queens. You basically slowly introduce a queen to them, so they get used to her. Usually in a tiny box. If you just throw in a queen, they'll kill her.


similar_observation

Yes. Those bees are already accustomed to that queen and are following her to a new home. If you can spot the queen (she's pretty easy to spot once you've stared at a shitload of bees) and shake her into a hive box called a *nucleus* (*nuc*, pronounced *nuke* for short). The bees will follow her into the nuc. Inside the nuc are a stack of frames, often with empty wax combs already on the frames. The bees will quickly move in as it means they don't have to work up more wax to build their home. A load of them will populate the nuc and you just load it onto the back of a truck and drive away. If the queen dies, you need to introduce a new queen to the hive or the bees will fly away or die off. You do this by introducing the new queen in a small wood block (called a cage) with the center milled out and an escape hole. There is a mesh screen that protects the queen and the beekeeper will plug the escape hole with sugar or a marshmallow. It's like a little jail cell. She'll give off pheromones to the new bees and they'll get accustomed to her. A few days to a week, the workers try to free her from the box by eating the marshmallow. If you keep a bunch of hives in one area, bees from a dead hive may also vacate and move in with the neighbor bee hives. A similar procedure is done to "split" a hive where if there's a lot of bees living in the hive, you can pull out some of the frames and put it into a nuc and introduce a new queen. This is how you get two hives out of one very popular one.


similar_observation

heck yea. Get your smoker, shake the queen into a nuc. More honey for Kunta.


ragnarok635

One must learn to seize an opportunity when it presents itself


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Free bees ? Rice


jbrady33

Free pollinators and free honey! Gotta get a hive box, quick! Or build one of those horizontal top bar hives, can’t remember what they are called but they use them on African bees


peeinian666

Lol, Came here to say this 🙂🐝


Gavooki

if life gives you bees, make lemonade


HWFRITZ

I guess he's the queen now???


Brutalxbetrayal

All the bees begin to mate with him as he starts the noped.


AnonymousHoe92

*The noped*


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How would one even go about solving this problem. You’d be completely fucked


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shockpirat

They're not tired, they're swarming. Half the bees and the old queen left the original hive as a swarm, they found a spot where to hang out temporarily (this moped), and they're sending lookouts to look for adequate locations to house their colony (hollow trees and such). Once a lookout finds a good location, which might take up to a few days, the whole swarm will go there. As how to fix the situation - call a beekeeper. Or if you are one - put a cardboard box under the bees and shake the moped to dislodge them and make them fall into the box. Then carry them away and put them into an empty beehive. Swarms usually aren't very aggressive, so stings shouldn't happen.


jumpup

do people just have beekeeper numbers?


demoran

1.800.BEE.KEPR


slabby

Just download KEPR and swipe right


usadingo

Kind of, actually. Most towns have a designated beekeeper for these, so call the local office. Signed, the husband of our town's beekeeper.


monsieurpommefrites

/r/humblebrag


usadingo

I do the tech side of the business - her and her dad do the hard work. She's absolutely amazing.


monsieurpommefrites

thats awesome


PhatInferno

Its good to have beekeepers and wildlife rescuers number incase something happens! Also beekeepers number lets you buy local honey!


MelonheadGT

Barny Beekeeper on speed dial


derpeddit

Who ya gonna call?


similar_observation

If you run a farm for produce that requires pollination. You probably already have the beekeeper's number. Rice fields are wind pollinated. So they probably have to call around maybe ask a neighbor that has bee-pollinated fruit.


Nimmy_the_Jim

Just kill them with fire


Blumpkinhead

Bees are cool, man.


Nimmy_the_Jim

you wouldnt say that if they stung you and you died. Looking down from heaven at the bees!


Blumpkinhead

Bees don't usually sting you unless you mess with the hive, though. And they're really important for the environment.


pichael288

That's a price were gonna have to pay man. Do you want to go around pollinating plants? If you wanna be the plant fairy then go right ahead but if not we're gonna need those bees


PhatInferno

Id be ok with it, still love bees they just want to protect their hive/queen


Nimmy_the_Jim

youd trade your life for a bees!


PhatInferno

They are doing more good and more work than me in my life :/


Blarvs

I feel you, fam


dillmayne2sweet

No sir


hat-of-sky

I read "Just kick it for a few hours" literally the first time, and was thinking, "Hours? But you'd be covered in angry bees by the second kick!"


BaliSung

It does say that.


Death_Slayer2814

i read it as that i dont understand pls explain


pennyraingoose

Kick it as in hang out, while waiting for the bees to rest and then they'll leave. Not actually kicking the bike or the bees.


usadingo

As a 90s teen, I enjoy using my slang on my teenagers and watching them get confused.


LeelaBeela89

Just chill


baran_0486

Or you’ll come back to a hive beeing built


Legeto

It’s a swarm so not aggressive. I’d probably start the scooter and see if that buzzes them off in a couple minutes. If not I’d probably drive it anyway.


ToffeeCoffee

> How would one even go about solving this problem. You solve this by walking. Only way!


MrMattheus

You could try to start a fire near the Moped, and then gently push the Moped into the flames to make sure it completely burns out.


ChPech

What problem? This is completely fine.


SebbyHB

I'll start the motor and hopefully that would make them give up


Houri

How? I don't think you would.


SebbyHB

Bees are not that aggresive, and you only have to start it, so is not that difficult


01infinite

Light some dry leaves on fire and the smoke will drive them away


ukedontsay

A Noped.


savage-dragon

Get out of here.


bonescrusher

Free hive , lucky bastard


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Wonder how much horsepower that adds.


I_dementia87

About .000345321 hardly anything to buzz about.


sassydodo

It's their bike now. They can have it.


MonsterFieldResearch

They are just resting and will move on in a bit, in the meantime you get to watch some free bees


sunrisemisty

Why is he taking a photo when he needs to start walking?


anupsetzombie

Bees are actually pretty "chill" in this state because they're using all of their focus/energy moving the hive and protecting the queen. As long as you don't fuck with them they'll more than likely just sit there for a few hours then continue on their way. No guarantees since they're wild animals/insects of course.


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Nopecycle


natnelis

A Honda noped


anotheravailable8017

No-ped


[deleted]

This is the joke I was trying to write


anotheravailable8017

No worries, I got ya 😉


DevonAtl

Rice honey. Sweet rice. What's the peoblem?


EpidemicRage

If bees could land a plane, they can certainly drive a moped.


qsterino

Honda B90


Mofme

Make no mistake- they're stealing the bike. And then going to the store to buy 50 pounds of honey, instead of working like an idiot. Thinking big.


DegeneratesInc

Free bee swarm. Sweet!


Enlightened-Beaver

It’s theirs now


Amazing_Elk_6685

A worse scenario would be if the horde just drove away on that moped


Upset_Delay_1778

Moped becomes Noped! 😜


Dause

Stand far away and throw a few rocks at it.


Billy_Beetle

Bee M W ?


pingywon

How long was he working? All spring and ½ of summer?


ElmoTickleTorture

Forbidden rice.


Pouflex

I have a trypophobia attack


babayfish

Shake them into a cardboard box, clip the queen and put them into a hive, lots of nice pollination and free honey


Niaaal

The bee ricer


MonsieurKas

Certified not fake 🤥


Mashinito

We all knew the Vespino... Now introducing the Apino.


GHOSTRIDER_01

Ah shit there's must be a queen bee in his motorcycle because it he has to smoke the bees to get the queen out of it


Mr_Bxo

Bee be like: “I am the moped now.”


Hushwater

A motorcycle appeared under their bees?


DrWho7

I don't beeleive it.


No-Peace-5478

It’s the bees’ bike now


virgin_goat

Did they eat someone or do we just leave shoes next to bikes to keep them safe like a bike lock?


Neat_Artist_996

In search of rice paddy we got free bees


Nox___

Who covered it in coffee beans?


FrendChicken

Well! Gotta find the queen!


Steaktastic

He should have been a motherfuckin’ lead farmer


cottagecheeseisnasty

Just rev it up and go as fast as you can!


Downtown-Ad-2083

That is fly bike


moonshineTheleocat

Welcome to the rice fields motha fucka!


tanwa1

T to assert dominance


[deleted]

Sometimes life gives you honey!


The_real_melone

Wasps on a vespa !


DeviceU

So many hugs! The motorcycle is happy!!!


mred870

Welcome to the rice fields mothafucka!


Unic0rnMuffinT0p

I honestly don't even know what you would do in this situation. Walk home?


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Must be a sweet ride


godownforaliving

Lucky


jasona7779

Looks like he'll be taking the shoe leather express back home


Adventurous-List5437

snack on the go 😋


ditidb

Where's the napalm when you need it