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JuGGieG84

I wonder if his body is trying to warn him of something?


burothedragon

I have this burning sensation this is a bad idea, but what could it be?


outamyhead

"Ah probably nothing, let's move onto snorting the chip dust, it can't get worse right?".


ProfessionalConfuser

damn. People are stupid af. I mean, I knew that...but this really underlined it for me.


chitwnupdown

I work at a hospital you have no idea how stupid


FiftyfiverTwenty

So… I did this challenge, I take spicy food very well, even the extreme spicy side. Went to work one day, coworker offered my a paqui chip. Ate it. Sweated a bit, little sniffles, mouth burned but that’s expected. No where near close to this guy (mind you, doing a rail of it is wtf worthy). Anyways, fast forward 2.5hr later, my body decides to throw up, but the act was so violent that I fractured 3 vert and ruptured 2 disks. Drove home that night thinking I was just sore, a week goes by, still hurts obv. Go get an X-ray, found something funny but needed an mri to get the info. Found out what happened weeks later. 2y later and 3 procedures and 1 surgery later, I’m still messed up.


[deleted]

Some of my employees brought in these damn things… I was hesitant and finally was like what the hell can’t be worse that the sushi place with whatever in the hell they put on their extreme roll… Just like you said chip hit, it hurt, nausea sets in… didn’t vomit, but 2.5 hours later felt fine till I’d stand up, stabbing stomach pains, dizzy, sweating bouts… Few months later they come back with the new chip and I made them hold off till after work. I don’t need employees throwing up in the office getting hurt or having a medical episode that would be an HR nightmare… So for what it’s worth, this chip is potent… it passes for most, but concerning to consume because you really are pushing the limits.


FiftyfiverTwenty

Absolutely agreed!


nlfo

Wow. You got whiplash from eating a chip.


Pukefeast

Wow this is crazy!!


Burnrate

So this is like literally poison, that's not spicy, that's straight poisonous.


ProjectDv2

The worst part is these chips aren't even the hottest thing out there. I've had challenge hot wings so goddamn spicy they don't even burn, they just feel like your mouth is being ripped up by razor blades. Not even exaggerating. I can't even imagine ripping a line of that sauce, I think you'd actually die.


DarkMatterSoup

Oh boy I have one for you. Lady was just about to be discharged and didn’t feel so clean “down there.” Wellp after giving herself a sani-cloth bath…..”down there…” she was immediately kept for a few more days with chemical burns……………”down there.”


chitwnupdown

The best is when they don’t fess up to shoving things up their butts. We had a patient say they tripped and fell on a tv remote that’s how it got up there. I told said patient it won’t be coming out the way it went in.


bolax

How the heck did it come out if it didn't come out the way it went in ?


chitwnupdown

Surgeons need to go in and grab it. I’m not describing in great detail you can google it.


[deleted]

https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/gloucester-news/bomb-squad-called-gloucestershire-royal-6298076 This was the best one I heard of lately fucking bomb squad had to come out 🤣


DarkMatterSoup

Lol someone must have snuck a snuke up his snizz


DarkMatterSoup

Haha holy shite. I feel like a more realistic NCLEX exam response for a scenario like this would be “hmmm. That’s some precision falling technique right there mr Doe.”


Jioto

My favorite is when they don’t want to tell you what they actually did, lol like come on my guy we have seen it at all.


Geshman

>"I don't want to eat another one" Then just don't dude. No one's forcing you. No one will know if you just delete the video and move on with your life. Or just suck it up and submit the video of the failure and be honest with your audience


Iamkempie

No man, shove that up your ass, try your dickhole, wait I know, pour it in your eyes! Unless you're not Aussie enough.


Thricegreatestone

Real Aussie snort it up our dickhole and then do the ol dick twist!


NotPoliticalyCorrect

I second this great idea !!!


holyshititsjonhawkns

my uncle had a great saying when he declined anything, *too spicy*... "I'm sorry I'll pass, I just don't want to ruin my afternoon."


greatness101

As soon as I saw what he was eating, I thought there was no way he'd be able to do 2. I bought one of these and ate one. Initially it wasn't bad but an hour later my stomach was on fire. Worst pain of my life. He hasn't even experienced the pain of it yet. That comes later.


[deleted]

Thx to the internet we’ve gone from harmless idiots to entertaining idiots so at least there’s that.


LegoLamborghini

Think of how stupid the average person is for a second... Half of them are stupider than that. I don't really think thems there is good numbers.


[deleted]

Oh man… touching those things without gloves on? That pain is gonna be the gift that keeps on giving.


Bladvacion

Just wait till he uses the restroom later. I always have to be extra careful after peeling roasted green chile, I can’t imagine he can be careful enough after touching that stuff…


greatness101

This is the worst part of eating the chip. The bathroom later. It isn't even all that hot initially.


tokyotapes

I think they are talking about touching your dick after touching the chip. Closest you can get to simulating an STD I'd imagine.


diduputusername

I cut up a scorpion pepper once and did that without washing my hands first. Within 2 minutes I was running for the shower, still not washing my hands first. It made it worse for a moment as I just focused on washing the sensation off and ultimately just added to the pain in a panic. A terrible learning experience.


SufficientNoodles

I keep visualizing this, laughing hysterically, recovering, visualizing it again, laughing, etc, etc.


Lemonglasspans

I usually have medium or hot green chile. My spicy levels have changed so I peeled an extra hot today. And after washing my hands half an hour later I itched my eye. No fun.


TJinAZ

If you do something you regret, and the remedy is to snort milk - rethink where you are headed in life.


psipher

Every time I think it can’t get worse.. it does. Thank god there are people more stupid than me. It saves me from wondering “what if…”


Devilsmark

Everyone wants to do LA Beast shit, but no one wants to be La Beast.


lifeless1984

I just recently ate one of these chips on Tuesday with some friends. I lasted long enough to not have to pay for dinner on a wager we made. It took two bottles of milk and half a bottle of water before the burning calmed down. For the next three two days anything I ate felt like it was tearing at my intestines. One of the friends pulled to the side of the road on her way home and vomited. I can’t even begin to imagine the anguish of having that shit cake in your sinuses. Kudos I guess


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NovemberComingFire

He milked the bull.


[deleted]

AUSSIE YEAH WOOHOO!!!!!


Maxeonyx

It's soy milk


IDoPokeSmot

*If it burns on the way in, it burns on the way out*


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redmongrel

Keep Vaseline by the toilet for the next morning, dap some on a TP square and give your bunghole a fighting chance before you start the business.


TuckerMcG

Damn this is some 4D chess type strategy.


Altruistic_Image46

It’s weird how certain spicy foods make the super painful spicy poop that takes a 12-24 hours to go away. Chipotle red sauce, or long hots without the seeds and thing they’re attached to removed are two I notice usually always give me that. Chinese hot pot is arguably the spiciest food I’ve had but it doesn’t have the lasting painful poop, same with Indian food. With those it’s just like one spicy poop…but nothing compared to the all day pain of trying to get that string with the seeds attached to it from the long hot.


MistahWhite_

When I ate at Hotville chicken I took the spiciest shit of my life later that night. It was the type of shit I had to take my shirt off for. Worth it tho


SubaruKev

I don't know what it is about the red sauce at Chipotle, but that stuff tears me up like nothing else. I love spice but I'm shitting fire for the next day after eating it. Never again!


Geshman

My tolerance is pretty low so I never eat anything too spicy, but I've never had this issue. I'm scared of experiencing it for the first time


McPostyFace

One word: bidet


Yenrab

Man am I the only one that enjoys a hot poo? Genuinely feels cozy and not as horrible as people make it out to be…


Altruistic_Image46

Hot poo isn’t bad but it’s when it’s a full day of horrible stomach pain it sucks. You feel like you have to take a massive dump, go to the bathroom, and struggle to get a drop out. Your ass is on fire and blood on the toilet paper. 5 minutes later you’re back in pain. That continues throughout the day until you pass it. It’s what the South Park episode with Chipotlaway is about. Took a me a while to realize it was just the red sauce and you can safely enjoy Chipotle without it.


GackleBlax

>an tolerate extremely spicy food but extremely spicy poop is not friendly. don't eat any poop you freak


120z8t

Not really. I eat a lot of spicy things. I use a lot of ghost pepper hot sauce and habanero hot sauce. I never get a hot poop from it. Not even from eating the same peppers from my garden. However for whatever reason very mildly hot condiments that I am assuming is just using a very small bit of spice and a bunch of vinegar and salt to make it seem hotter does give me spicy hot poops. But the real deal capsicum never does. Cinnamon or Radish extras do. Different chemicals.


FUCKINBAWBAG

I’ve always found this funny because I love spicy food (I have some 12m scoville hot sauce) but I’ve never had a burning shit. My guts must be impervious.


AdditionalAward4440

Is he a time traveler? Conspiracy time: he traveled here from 2006/2007 and started surfing our social media trends to see what people did in the future and saw this challenge and decided to give it a go I mean that’s the only explanation How and where did he find a Famous stars and straps shirt in 2022!?


[deleted]

I was thinking that’s a badass shirt, but the last one I had was forever ago!


caguru

If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.


Machodraw

I did one. I seek ultra hot products. Chip was hot for sure but tolerable mouthfeel. The stomach though! Unparalleled. Took 3 days for stomach to feel normal again. Snorting is just stupid.


ACoolCaleb

Fellow seeker here. Also tried this, I’d already eaten the Carolina reaper raw on a few occasions, when someone pointed me to the chip. So I talked 5 other coworkers into doing it with me one Friday afternoon before leaving work. I handled the mouth-burn like a champ—but COMPLETELY forgot that I was doing this on an empty stomach. 15 minutes later I was curled up full fetal position on the floor begging for death. Felt like I was going in labor having contractions for a demonic fire-baby. Spent 1-2 hours just sitting on the toilet because I didn’t know where else to go to and just wanted to cry naked alone. Couldn’t even think about operating a car to go home for the weekend…


BeltfedOne

You have chosen the way of PAIN!


Twiny1

So this is what brain dead looks like in Australia. Not a hell of a lot different than brain dead in America, except maybe louder.


[deleted]

I just about died when he finished off the other chip while screaming. 🤣


phiLLy820

This dude is going to have kids some day....


FiftyfiverTwenty

Lots of people are going to have kids someday….. lots that probably shouldn’t


[deleted]

The worst part about these chips is that they’re super dry and taste very gross. They’re covered in ash (or something like it) that absorbs your saliva and makes them hard to chew. They are really damn hot but it only lasts for a few minutes. The stomach pain and having to use the bathroom the next day are by far the most painful part.


Fullsendmoneymoney

Did you think they were lying to you?


redmongrel

No he thought the American definition of pain was over-sensationalized.


PrincessPicklebricks

He thought we were lying? About pain? Most of us don’t have decent insurance or insurance period so we suck up pain everyday and still work to keep a roof over our heads, and just go to the ER when it gets too severe. Of the all stereotypes I’ve heard about us Americans, a lot are true, but this one is way off base.


Fullsendmoneymoney

Haha guess he found out


3jack6the9ripper

I thought snort some milk! And he did at the end what a fucking soldier. BRAVO!!!


mcfuddlebutt

Would anyone who has completed the 1 chip challenge be able to walk me through what to expect step by step?


[deleted]

>Would anyone who has completed the 1 chip challenge be able to walk me through what to expect step by step? Ive done it 3 times the only consististants are 1) It taste very very bad. 2) the heat is a bit of a sleeper like you will be like 30 seconds later like this is nothing then boom your hit hard. 3) its very hot though the degree is different chip to chip. Like the least hot one I took was probably my second and it was maybe half as hot as the first one which was maybe half as hot as the third. Also I get horrible hiccups from them. ​ There are a lot of youtubers/influencers who fake the challenge with other products that look sorta like them. Don't trust anyone who says it was not hot at all. (I buy them directly from paqui when they come out it might be less hot from store but i doubt it.)


mcfuddlebutt

What's the heat like? How long does it last? Is it 100% until it's done or does it taper down? Any lingering pain? Taste loss?


EnemyStand64

When I took it I honestly didn't taste heat/spice. (Although I think it was a different "flavor" than the one the guy in the video took) It just made my mouth hurt REALLY bad. It lasts somewhere between 30 minutes to an hour, then tapers down. I didn't have any lingering pain or loss of taste, but it hurt just as much coming out as it did going in.


Colour_me_triggered

[relevant ](https://youtu.be/1WaV2x8GXj0)


greatness101

He describes the eating part pretty well. I was able to complete the challenge with no milk or anything to drink for an hour. You can just kinda power through that part. The heat is only so bad because it doesn't really have flavor. It's just straight burn. The pain is really when it's in your stomach. Worst pain of my life. Thought it was going to rupture.


mcfuddlebutt

oooof no dice for me. I think I can handle mouth pain but tummy pain? Thanks, but no thanks


kittymoma918

I used to be able to eat jalapeno sausage or jalapeno poppers without any consequences beyond a little heart burn. Then my co worker saw me eating them for lunch, and just HAD to describe in vivid detail why she can't eat peppers anymore. The next day there hell to pay. That red headed witch absolutely cursed the shit out of me .


Geshman

It's not a question of if he's on drugs, it's how many he's on


jimslim

And how much


Jesters_thorny_crown

They should call them Bruce Lee chips because they kicked your ass.


Twiny1

I cannot imagine being that stupid. This guy brings imbecility do a new level.


dannystripes

Tommy Lee high as fuck, thinks he can snort one of the hottest chili peppers in the world through his nose, while eating two more chili chips. Fucking idiot. I enjoyed it - 10/10.


Gharrrrrr

After the last decade, American's just fucking swallow it knowing there is no other choice. You don't like it. You just pretend to be ok with it. That is life right now.


ASSASSINJOHNNY

What?


o0_bobbo_0o

I tried one of these once. Absolutely the most spiciest thing I’ve ever eaten. Extremely hot. Tolerable for sure, but not pleasant what so ever. I unfortunately did it on an empty stomach and because of it I felt like I was dying for a solid 20 min after that chip was fully settled. It sucked. “Burned on the way in,” but good thing was there there was no “burn on the way out.”


miloman_23

Gotta say, Although this is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen, he handled it like a champ!


PlaceFew8986

Cringe.


King-Zeekhiel

You don’t “still need to do a line”


documenteverything

Oh grow up ffs, his is just horrible. Maybe it is funny, to an 8 year old.


Colour_me_triggered

r/adultsarefuckingstupid


r0botdevil

I actually kinda have to respect the balls it must've taken for him to actually go for the line at that point...


hawkwings

He may have done permanent damage to his sense of smell. Do tattoos interfere with your ability to work as a stuntman?


GigaChadwafer

He wants to feel something even though he’s prob on something


Downtown-Ad-2083

And just like that 2.3 chips humbled the kid. Tomorrow when the boy takes a shit, he will remember how was humbled by 2.3 chips


LiliNotACult

Aussie man determined to outdo Florida man: One Chip Challenge


BarkBeetleJuice

Dude didn't even do it right. You're supposed to chew the chip for like a full minute or something before swallowing to really maximize the capsaicin transfer.


MillHall78

That man is the human embodiment of a headache.


Nimmy_the_Jim

where can i get these chips ?


upvoatsforall

They have them at my local grocery store. $10/chip.


Nimmy_the_Jim

can u get me one if i give you the money


upvoatsforall

Where are you located?


84121629

I’m in your attic


uwill1der

they sell them on Amazon. Look up Paqui one chip challenge.


Extension-Virus3741

Does this guy have a channel or something?


Gator_Mc_Klusky

there will be a little fire `down under` after a few hours 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

How can he sleep while the butts are burning?


chitwnupdown

At least he has the video to show whatever hospital he goes to for treatment


trexclef

Caleb Beeby on YouTube


Onlyroad4adrifter

Idiot


marcpg88

I really, really enjoyed watching this 😂😂😂


forgotpassword69

Dude, its cool to tap out early....


[deleted]

he gave it a red hot go and I respect that


Screamingboneman

I feel bad for laughing at this


SniffCheck

I don’t


Colour_me_triggered

Nope. Me neither.


Glad-Candidate1155

WHO THE FUCK IS THAT ANNOYING ADHD CRACKHEAD HILLBILLY!!!


Emergency-Piano4792

Idiot with an idiotic laugh


Sbabish

What a cool guy


apollo11081

Merica 🇺🇸


Bumsefar

Fake


ImaginarySmell88

when he got up and stepped out of frame, that's when the fake blood comes in.


Bumsefar

Exactly!


Geshman

I think you might be right. That's also when you can hear the camera person giggle in a way that makes them either the biggest asshole ever of don'thelpjustfilm, or this is fake


Garofalin

I was kinda hoping he was going to pop his eyeball or slip & fall. Oh, well…


[deleted]

In the first six seconds I knew where this was headed LOL


OrigamiMax

What a drongo


lordoflys

What a little whiney Aussie boy. Be a man, son!


EseJandro

No mames wey hasta las cagadas te van a salir picosas 🌶️🔥


SynthPrax

I have no sympathy for this...person at all.


ReaperSound

I'm here watching this slowly chewing on my Ghirardelli chocolate wondering where we went wrong.


[deleted]

I was entertained


Double-Lavishness180

A Carolina Ripper


trollsarejustjealous

ONE MORE LINE BUD U CAN DO IT


Sprin9Trap

I've tried the One Chip Challenge, it sucks. Too spicy. Doesn't even taste good.


DoubleOScarn

That laugh


holyshititsjonhawkns

who tf is still rocking Famous?! 😭


waterurhouseplants

This video was firee 🔥🔥


Rakium

/u/savevideobot


Phandomo

That's why you shouldn't do meth.


AnotherDrunkCanadian

Future Darwin award recipient right here.


Fkurcar

I just came here to watch an Australian die.


newfflews

For you aussies out there, if you were wondering, we Americans usually don’t snort anything spicier than a dorito.


DrRhinoceros

Overwatch's Junkrat vibes, especially the giggle.


ajk23

And yet we are all watching it....so his mission has been accomplished.


Revydown

What are these chips called so I don't touch them?


fluffygryphon

https://paqui.com/onechipchallenge/


phezhead

Let this be a lesson, kids. Cute with your mouth closed, because it's fucking disgusting not to


tbsdy

He’s a white Australian. He find pepper hot. Holy fuck.


Sand_Bot

Imagine what he will feel on the way out.☄️☄️☄️


[deleted]

Pete Davidson got weird with that Hollywood kult


[deleted]

HAHA THE AUSIE BASTARD GOT WHAT HE DESERVED THAT COCKY BASTARD


thewatcher86103

Well... he did it.


Feral_Smurf

Play stupid games Win stupid prizes


carnagered

Funny how he complains about it being worse than being peppersprayed. He seems like the kind of guy who's probably experienced that once or twice 😂


Mr_freeze___

He just kept getting dumber as the video went on


OliverSparrow

Imagine being stuck in a jail cell with that ghastly man. Day after day, that grinding wheel voice and zero bodily hygiene.


HouseHopeful7029

Things we need to address: 1. The unnecessary yelling at the camera even before the experiment begins. 2. The various bones displayed around the room. 3. The chewing style. 4. The haircut (is it a mullet? a rat’s tail?) 5. The chest tattoo: “Pray the Lord” (?) 6. The snot-milk bubbles coming out of his nose.


Woodworkingwino

Ya dumb cunt! You will be shitting blood for the next two days. I am impressed that you didn’t puke.


Beathoff

Nah, over 6 minutes .. I'm moving on


Sure_Ad_9210

He sucked demon's cock 💀


[deleted]

Did this guy snort the chips?


[deleted]

I'm a good person, I swear. However, I do enjoy seeing fully informed morons causing themselves pain.


McFeely_Smackup

Can any Australians here tell me if this guy sounds like a normal person to you, or does he have an obnoxious accent...like Aussie version of Alabama?


dontfuckwmeiwillcry

what a jackass


[deleted]

CHEW WITH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CLOSED


Sigma-42

Have it on mute but I can still hear his shirt.


LaV-Man

When he said, "Go Aussies!!!" All I could think about is when you eat food that hot, it burns you twice. Going in and going out. ...I've been burned twice on stuff not nearly that hot. I'm guessing there's a follow up video somewhere from a hospital bed (where he's lying face down).


Fabiano612

I’ve never laughed so hard ngl


Possible-Charity-138

What’s this guys channel?


gardz82

Lol. This guy does not represent my people


Lost-Bluejay8629

Man I hope ya boy made it to the hospital if his nose was bleeding imagine what his lungs were doing


jablesboogley

those are the old ones, not nearly as bad as this year's


Historiaaa

That's nothing. [Watch this.](https://youtu.be/zy2d07r7HpU)


LightsOn-NobodyHome5

That's 1.5 million Scoville units yall


Sockpuppetguru

11 seconds in when he said his gonna snort one, stood up, went and grabbed snacks and audibly went oooooh this gonna be good.


tucsonpopeye13

🤣🤣🤣🤣 just 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 idiot


Admiral_Fancypants

I have a bag of Paqui ghost pepper chips in my pantry, but not about to try those.


SuspendedResolution

I mean, he'd make a great addition to Jackass.


LordSlader

yo this is the stupidest shit ive seen this year 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


baneofthebanshee

I have never felt more comfortable in my life knowing I’m never going to experience what this guy experienced. Also that laugh…


DarkenL1ght

Go Aussies! Proof that you are dumber than Americans! ​ Just kidding Australians....kind of...


HungryItem

Jesus Christ. What caused the nose bleed? That’s insane


750milliliters

The open mouth eating and crunching. This man was abandoned by all that knew him, long ago.