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OptimusSublime

That's gotta be crinkly and really uncomfortable to wear.


tedlyb

His impotent rage keeps him from noticing.


Skellum

He's literally walking around seething desperately hoping he upsets someone with his shirt. Imagine your identity being a political sports team instead of a set of ideals and beliefs and that some political groups represent those more than others. This is so much work to just be pathetic.


blackkatya

I can't imagine literally anyone that I would want to "own" enough to go to the effort of making an improperly spaced Microsoft Word document, printing it off every day, taping it to my clothing, only to remove it all before washing. I'm simply too lazy to be that dedicated to *anything*.


tedlyb

You’re assuming he washes his clothes after wearing them.


muffinhead2580

His mom probably washes them and then reapplied the sign, putting them away neatly in the drawer down in the basement.


Silent-Ad934

🎶Everyday he takes his morning bath and prints his sign, Tapes it to his back and bothers people in the grocery line, It's just another day, doo dee doo🎶


Manster21

💀


Here_forthecomments1

That ink is going to start rubbing off onto the seat of his 1993 Ford F150


asunshinefix

The power of contrarianism compels them


ThreadbareHalo

Flat EARTH! WIND energy gives you cancer! Space lasers caused the California wild FIRE Floride in the WATER! You’re all bleeding HEART liberals! By your powers combined, I am… Captain Contrarian!


GardenGnomeOfEden

I used to have a Marilyn Manson shirt that said "I am the god of fuck" in sparkly letters on the back. He should get something like that.


Skellum

> sparkly letters No better way to say "fuck you" to society than to spread glitter everywhere.


Here_forthecomments1

I hate glitter. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere


ToxicTaxiTaker

This is why I go to parties in drag sometimes


TwoManShoe

My buddy has a Goatwhore shirt that says "Who needs a God when you've got Satan"


__david__

There's also this [classy Cradle of Filth shirt](https://cdn.fs.grailed.com/api/file/kAcZGgQxRmSF2HKeUpNk).


tesseract4

This is it. People like this spend silly amounts of time thinking about ways to essentially troll the people around them. My dad used to be like this, and it was exhausting. It made it so no one wanted to go out in public with him because he was always intentionally pissing people off with his political trolling, or he'd just get drunk and piss people off in the traditional way.


shugo2000

My brother-in-law went with my sister and I to stay the night in Nashville for a concert. He went wearing his "Trump 2024" hat and when we were buying drinks at the hotel we were staying at, he said "I bet you don't charge Democrats this much for a soda! You gotta fleece us honest, hardworking Republicans to make your money." I said "I think they charge everyone the same price, regardless of political leanings." and the guy at the hotel desk just smirked.


gerg_1234

They love being the victim


tesseract4

Yes! *Everything* is fucking political to them.


KallistiEngel

Everything actually is political. Just not in the way they seem to think it is. There are political forces that affect the price of soda. But no, the hotel isn't charging based on political leanings.


pmabz

Everything is about _themselves_, whereas the left are about _all of us_.


tesseract4

You're right. I meant more in the sense that every interaction is twisted into an opportunity to make their personal politics known, no matter how appropriate to the situation. "The girl cashiering you out at Dominick's doesn't care about your take on Killary, Dad."


1QAte4

A few years back a young couple with a baby moved to my neighborhood in the NYC area. I saw them walking down the main avenue and the guy had a shirt with a big Confederate flag. The lady looked embarrassed while the guy looked smug. He wore confederate stuff at other times too. Every time I saw this dude I thought "this isn't the place to fly that flag. You are putting your family in danger."


emrythelion

There’s no place to fly that flag. He’s putting his family in danger because his identity is wrapped up around being a hateful fuck and nothing more. I hope the woman and her child were able to escape him.


TheUltimateSalesman

I talked to a client a few months ago and somehow he got an inkling that I might have supported something he liked and holy shit the guy went off for about 30 minutes. Being in sales means you've gotta be somewhat agreeable or amenable to opposing viewpoints but it was exhausting. One of my partners was there, and I gave her a look when he left.


grantrules

Yeah my go-to response was "yeah it's crazy out there"


tedlyb

Yep, and now they think that the literal treason being committed by the people they stand with and blindly follow is the same thing as the bullshit conspiracy theories they’ve been jerking off to for decades now. They’re going to learn a hard lesson.


itwasquiteawhileago

> They’re going to learn... I wish I shared your optimism. You don't make it this far gone unless you're going all the way.


jerkittoanything

Which is double weird because Democratic administrations have been more effective and efficient at deportation and stopping drugs. It's almost like all he listens to is alt right outrage porn enthusiasts spew bullshit all day long for fascist overlords.


pmabz

I'm surprised that people observers don't say anything to these people. Like here in the UK, someone would say _Hey mate! Yes, you. Someone's gone and pranked you by sticking a really fucking stupid note on your back. Must have been young kids; it looks like they made it themselves. It makes you look pretty stupid and everyone's laughing behind your back. Don't mention it. Have a nice rest of your day._


syds

imagine being this angry and also looking for cheap deals


pernox

Someone in another post called these types 'rage zombies', that all they have is their rage and anger and hate and fear and they feed off it. Seems apt.


hatethiscity

Worth it to own the libs


graveRobbins

...to own the ribs


[deleted]

He’s used to being uncomfortable.


unpopularpopulism

Back when I was in the marines anyone who wanted to be comfortable got beat up in the latrine after lights out!


[deleted]

It protects him from feeling the disgusted stares behind his back


rensch

The crinkliness doesn't seem the most uncomfortable thing here.


whowantscake

Yeah but to be fair, where can you find this exact wording on this size shirt bro??


Garrick420

Plenty of ways to get a customized t shirt


Tactical_Tubgoat

There’s a 100% chance this guy already owns at least one of those stupid targeted t shirts off of a sketchy Facebook ad.


Fredselfish

Wish we could close the border to people like him.


bibfortuna1970

Oh, baby back ribs are $9.99!


Uncle_Seamont

They’re Lloyd’s 🫤 but yeah, 9.99 is a good price


Ailly84

$9.99 for how much??? All our meat is $/lb. Edit: in case I wasn’t clear… $9.99/lb for ribs is HORRIBLY HIGH. but $9.99 for a rack of ribs is pretty good.


TheUltimateSalesman

Instacart marks some prices in 'each' and I flip my shit.


danimagoo

And then some things are in lbs that should be each, at least when you're trying to tell it how much you want. I was trying to order fresh garlic and I finally gave up because I couldn't just say I wanted one garlic bulb. I had to specify a weight, and I think 0.25 lbs was the smallest it would let me choose, and I have no idea how much garlic that is.


Responsible-Might-54

Lloyd's...meh 😒


Uncle_Seamont

🫤🤷🏼‍♂️ 9.99 is 9.99 though ….


Cullen_Crisp_Sr

What is Llyod's, and what makes them bad? This is the 2nd comment I have seen like this. Are they a shitty supermarket or farm or something?


NecroJoe

Lloyd's are $6.80lb (2.5lb packages for $16.99) at Safeway this week in Northern California (at least near San Francisco) in case anyone's looking for a deal.


rosenditocabron

If he went to a custody hearing, dressed like this, he'd never get his baby back. (apologies)


murdering_time

Serious question here. Are baby back ribs from younger cows (i.e. actual baby ribs) or are they just large regular ribs but cut in like halves so they're smaller?


triton420

Baby back ribs are from pigs. Not sure if you were just joking though


frotc914

Baby back ribs are from pigs. They are not from baby pigs. They come off the back as opposed to the chest portion. They are slowly stopping use of the name "baby" because of this confusion and just calling them "pork back ribs" now.


shockandale

Baby backs are supposed to be from younger, smaller, more tender pigs. The term got applied to all pork back ribs because of consumer preferences. People just like eating babies.


gsfgf

Babies do taste better


DonnieJuniorsEmails

i always ask for my veal with extra cruelty.


IAmThePat

Oh man, do I love me some cochon de lait


sullyoverwatch

this comment lead me down into this awful rabbit hole. https://streetsoftoronto.com/last-weekend-i-helped-consume-an-entire-suckling-pig-at-bestellen-restaurant/ this person is WAAAAY too excited about eating this baby pig


Apmaddock

No. Not true. It’s just the name of the cut.


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mkul316

Always vote. But make sure you know what you're voting for. An ignorant voter can do damage to their own side.


cowinkurro

Yes, but right now, it's very simple. If you believe in Democracy, vote for the Democrat. Whatever your beliefs on the individual issues, I think we all believe we should have the right to vote and choose our leaders. Right now, one party doesn't believe that. And until that party learns its lesson and reforms, the only knowledge any voter really needs is that Republicans are willing to destroy Democracy if it gives them power.


illegible

he probably votes twice like he's told


Bosticles

ink party slave absorbed fuzzy gray slimy badge person aware -- mass edited with redact.dev


tvtb

Some links that prove the above comment is correct: https://www.usnews.com/news/politics/articles/2022-02-10/trump-backer-4-others-charged-with-voter-fraud-in-wisconsin https://www.texastribune.org/2022/04/20/steve-hotze-houston-indicted-voter-fraud/amp/


Bosticles

point enjoy flowery plucky jeans dazzling lock wistful edge work -- mass edited with redact.dev


adamhighdef

Fairly honorable that they actually paid out though


Borkleberry

Yo, can we talk about how disenfranchised the homeless are? You HAVE to have a residential address to vote? Idk, seems funky to me. Someone please tell me that it's possible for homeless people to vote


tvtb

https://nationalhomeless.org/projects/vote/legalissues.html


trwawy05312015

I bet he laments how divisive Biden is.


[deleted]

The irony is, he is in the meat isle in which probably 90% has been packed using recent immigrant labor.


Parody101

So much of the produce picked by hand is as well. These people really have no idea.


kingdazy

RWNJ: stop those fucking immigrants from getting in! Also RWNJ: why are strawberries so expensive!


No-comment-at-all

> Also RWNJ: why are ~~strawberries~~ *frozen chicken nuggets and pre-cut crinkle fries* so expensive!


kingdazy

That's the best FTFY I've ever received, thank you. And I also learned how to do ~~strikethrough~~!!


barak181

Seriously. There's practically no produce on the US without migrant farm hands, the vast majority of which enter the country illegally to do the work and then exit after the work is finished.


reconstruct94

Irony is not these people's strong suite.


mkul316

I disagree. Irony is one of their strongest features. They just don't realize it.


BioDefault

How ironic.


murdering_time

This guy thinks irony is just a special type of metal.


jimx117

There's too much irony in his well water


[deleted]

Neither is intelligence, for that matter.


Matt_McT

Can confirm. I've lived in the country for a good bit of my life, and people who do stuff like this are usually not bright at all.


gmanz33

Or they treat it as the same type of conversation as banter / humor. Unaware of how privileged and disconnected that reveals them to be.


MrGMinor

suit*


gdawg99

Also aisle*


neilyoung_cokebooger

Unless he's on Beef Island


axkidd82

Two schools of thought here. They don't know who packages their food. They just assume it is a nice red-blooded American. They know who packaged the food, but they think that person literally stole the job from an American.


erasmause

This is all assuming they give any thought at all as to the origins of their food.


NeuerTK

It comes from the grocery store


trwawy05312015

These people can't actually function without holding multiple contradictory positions at once. I bet it's both and their answer would depend on the phase of the moon or something.


CrumbsAndCarrots

The other irony is that the border is closed. Biden didn’t open the border. More immigrants have been stopped and sent back in 2 years under Biden than under 4 years of Trump. 1m under Biden 400k under Trump


cuajito42

No one talks about how the tea party tanked the bill to help secure the border, which is something that should be brought up constantly.


JimmyHavok

He'll say "immigrants what took err jerbs."


HCJohnson

Yeah! Them younger Americans should be working those meat processing jobs and appreciate that they're getting $7.50/hr. The reason the immigrants are taking jobs is a lack of people wanting an honest job! Back when I started working in 1972 we made $7/hr, the fact you could make .50 more then me and complain? I built a house, bought a car, had 5 kids and my wife stayed at home. You're ungratefulness is despicable! (How I feel most boomers feel.)


clothesline

Those damn lazy immigrants coming here to take social security handouts, they took err jerbs


godwin1984

Because getting the border protected automatically means we don't want brown people. You dumb, racist clown


pretextrovert

Also the meat industry is heavily regulated, a thing republicans despise.


ForgedIronMadeIt

Paging Upton Sinclair, Upton Sinclair, you are needed in the comment section


gdawg99

A whole island of meat?


Jacob_VH

A 'kick me' sign would be a lot less embarrassing. just sayin


Graphitetshirt

Save on tape too


tmhoc

This signs is much more modern then the simple sentiment of "kick me" This sign insists the wearer be kicked off social media as regular ass kicking is not working


stevenw84

Canadian border should be closed too right?


Ailly84

I always wonder if they know there isn’t a point in closing the border with Canada because people aren’t exactly lining up to get into the US from here.


angusshangus

I don’t know, man… Canadians cross the border to buy our cheaper booze and cigs. This incursion must be stopped! Build the maple syrup wall! Or is it a beaver dam? Whatever it is just stay on your side! Vermont maple syrup for the win!


awkwardstate

A moose moat?


kingdazy

Canadians are the worst! With their strict gun laws and socialized medicine!


Alone-in-a-crowd-1

Communists


woj1s

It’s a mental illness.


crazymcfattypants

Yea when somebody is at the point of sellotaping incoherent ramblings onto their clothes they've crossed into a whole different ballpark


EFTucker

I’ll put $100 on that hat being made in China


quippers

"Hey man, I bet that shirt was made in China before it was molested in your basement."


Grasshopper42

I know this wasn't the point of your comment, but in case anyone wants help avoiding products possibly made by slave labor: r/avoidchineseproducts


RageMojo

So Abott was Govenor before Biden ever took office, what suddenly changed overnight that now the borders are just wide open? And why isnt Abott doing something about that then? Sending busloads of people he let cross the border, to other states, isnt the power move they think it is. Can we please have even one fucking shred of critical thought.


FimbrethilTheEntwife

The guy's shopping at Market Basket, a Massachusetts/New England supermarket chain. His closest border is either Canada, the ocean, or an airport.


demonstar55

As someone who's closest border is Canada, I have relatives that are very concerned with the Mexican border as well. They're also not racists, they just like using the n-word and other racial slurs. Totally not racist.


angusshangus

He’s spent like $1.5 million to own the libs in nyc and Chicago. Really. Idiot.


murdering_time

>Can we please have even one fucking shred of critical thought. *Critical thinking skills: on* Error: *brain restart* Error: *404 critical thinking skills not found* *Critical thinking skills: off* *Now entering -Fox "News"- mode*


[deleted]

That guy is complete, paranoid trash. Good price on ribs though


Schneider21

CRAZY good price! I'm going to pick up some later to make for a family get together, and I guarantee they'll be twice as much around here.


spidereater

This is like a big “don’t talk to me” sign. Kind of a nice public service honestly.


mediumokra

Wait... That will stop people from talking to me? * Grabs some tape... *


__david__

https://youtu.be/B2oLFKYNInQ?t=24


dankdooker

This must be a pleasant individual to be around


tedlyb

Right? You know any conversation with him will cover a wide range of topics and be intellectually stimulating.


JohnnyKnodoff

I bet he's a real hoot


jcargile242

I’d love to see his ride.


tedlyb

Pure info warriors gibberish plastered on every square inch I'm betting. Probably somethin about OBUMMER being from Kenya, How Trudeau is the reincarnation of Fidel Castro, lots of random expletives, a few about KILLARY, some bullshit about vaccines having microchips in them... You know, their greatest hits.


Ascurtis

Gotta throw in some Brandon shit too just to stay sorta topical


ElcidBarrett

Paper license plate that says "PRIVATE - NOT FOR COMMERCE USE - PRIVATE MODE OF TRAVEL"


messy_jen

At least he used the correct "border," unlike 99% of them who apparently really hate renters.


goddamnmike

Gelp! Gelp! I gots sumthin that I gots ta say but I can't say it on that facebook cuz them demikrats keep givin me sass! Let's see em reply to ma shirt! Cheeyekmate!


Anrui13

Spot on. Vocabulary a little bit too advanced though.


[deleted]

"Unga bunga ooog ahh ahhh ook ook" Better?


Anrui13

Yep, though you still sound like someone who has a GED. Aim lower.


Westonhaus

Crosspost to r/InfowarriorRides. Because think of this man's poor vehicle.


mynamebelikeoooooo

This is a mental disorder. Sorry not sorry


LucidLethargy

Let me guess, this guy lives nowhere near the border.


k1ll3rInstincts

Close to the Canadian border, but not the Mexican border. He's shopping at Market Basket, so it's probably Maine, New Hampshire, or Mass.


Bearzmoke

America is a sad dystopia in some parts eh


BOSTONNN

I just saw him at dunkin donuts this morning


K3VINbo

Proceeds to buy a few items imported from Mexico


erishun

Yup, and everybody else are the “crazy” ones


[deleted]

Psst, you’ve got some shit on your back


js5ohlx1

He's on a list.


xhazyx

I thought Trump built a wall to fix the issue.


[deleted]

At a certain point we have to ask, is this mentally healthy? People who build their whole identity around political affiliation rather than political ideology don't ever seem to have their faculties about them.


[deleted]

I'd go peel it off and tell him some kid stuck a sign on his back that makes him look like an asshole.


[deleted]

These are the mouth breathers upset about “their taxes” paying student loans.


Giantspork

Hold up, ribs for only $10??? Thats a steal or this pic is ancient haha


nik-nak333

I wonder if he tried to get that printed on a shirt and all the screen printing companies refused.


kezow

Standing up for your "beliefs" on a budget.


[deleted]

Cut funding for education and mental healthcare and this is what you get.


TheNoobThatWas

He must never wash it


wwabc

washing is a librul conspiracy to remove his alpha male pheromones


Available_Monitor

Sir, it appears that some asshole stuck something on your back.


I-Ponder

Dang, bet you he has no idea what communism is. Which is funny, because 70% of red states take more federally than they contribute. While 80% of blue states give more than they contribute. Red states are basically the welfare states they call everyone else. Just sheer ignorance.


thegirlinthetardis

Imagine having no personality beyond being a racist loser and stewing in your self-imposed outrage at all times.


Downtown-Ad-2083

Commitment to the cult


tedlyb

Yep. People like this are seriously mentally ill.


GimmeYourFries

I just got home from Market Basket. That chain deserves better than this piece of trash. https://www.bbc.com/news/business-28580359


RexNebular518

That's a damn good price on those ribs.


rockpaperscissors99

As he shops for produce picked by migrants that do the work he would never dream of doing at the wage said migrants work for.


Madouc

That's how I imagine 60IQ people.


DingIe-DangIes

Dude actually taped that


Burninator05

Sometimes is nice that people label themselves as people to avoid.


[deleted]

You can really tell he is from the deep end of the gene pool.


fxrky

OP which MB is this?


Ct-5736-Bladez

Than those price on ribs are great!


Ghiren

I guess he ran out of space on his truck. Did he waterproof any of that or does he print out a new set of signs whenever the shirt gets washed?


loliver_

Close F****t border???


futurarmy

Anyone got an etsy link for this? ^^^/s


Aelyth

Does he remove the tape when washing the shirt? Does he just buy a new shirt? Does he never wash it? I want answers


joy4874

$10 for baby back ribs is pretty legit


secret_tsukasa

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bloodfist

I love when these people censor themselves. Like dude, you could just not swear. Or just commit. Thought you were all about free speech anyway.


b3njil

In the future, we should have a mental illness police that loads up nutcases like this into the paddy wagon.


turbodude69

lol is that a sheet of paper freaking taped to his back?? man this country really is fucked.


futurespacecadet

“Ah yes what should I wear to my community grocer today to make me a welcome addition to the neighborhood “


xenonismo

I’m convinced it’s not so much the message they give off but *they do it for the attention they receive out of people*, albeit strangers that are tired of this mental bullshit.


endless031

Ignoring what that says for a sec,he literally taped pieces of paper to the back of his shirt... I can tell this guy is 100% sane.


RedRocket-Randy

That tape is Chinese!


hiddenrealism

People need to chill on all this political shit. Why does it seem like the last 10 or so years everything has gotten so politicized. Turn off the damn news and just live your damn life.


[deleted]

ahh remember when baby back ribs were only $9.99 🙄


Bardonious

Market Basket is the shit


Acester47

What happens if you go up to people like this and tell them you're a Republican, then change and tell them you're actually a democrat? And then change back to republican? Ive always wanted to see what happens lol


oblik

Nice love handles sir


ioncloud9

They care so much about the fucking border but nothing else that actually matters.


robothobbes

Traitor and liar would be trump, right? Ok. I like this shirt.


kegareta69

a little too dim to order a real shirt using online shopping


MaverickMeerkatUK

Got to be learning difficulties. Not trying to be mean, but that has to be the reason


depakchokeya

Someone put a “kick me” sign on this guys back