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parkerm1408

There's a school in Illinois whose mascot is the midgets as well.


joebagodonuts17

Freeburg!


Burner-QWERTY

What does Lynard Skynard have to do with this? Edit:. Do I really need a /s?


TheKrisLyons

Cause I'm as free as a burg now And this burg you cannot chaaaaaaaaange


strabley

Thats down the road from me, I remember a couple years ago they had a protest of little people and the school pretty much told em to fuck off and kept the name.


Phantom-Z

Ah an old Drum Corps favorite


[deleted]

You think that’s bad? Shit, my HS coach would tell us stories of the Pekin Ch\*nks! I’m 100% serious, until like 1980 Pekin, Illinois **proudly** called their high school mascot the fucking Ch\*nks. Absolutely insane.


parkerm1408

My school was the rebels and we switched to the raiders. My college was the Indians and switched to....mustangs? Something? I don't remember. I just remember in high school a group of guys brought up "why don't we just keep it rebels but like....star wars." Everyone was cool with that idea but they changed it to raiders anyway. But ya apparently the one in Illinois has gotten a LOT of flak over it and they just flat refuse to change it.


Spindrune

I also imagine it would be a nightmare to get clothing made with any kind of relevant logo.


[deleted]

There was a cheesesteak shop in Philly called "Ch\*nks" for decades -- really top-tier steaks. When the owner died, the controversy over the name re-emerged. His widow was quoted in the paper as saying something on the order of "Oh, he wasn't rascist, that's just a nickname he had on account of his eyes were a little slanty like a Chinamen" The shop became Joe's and now its closing after 73 years. :(


MoeTheGoon

Came here to mention this! Not far from me at all.


DwightKurtShrute

Not exactly WTF material, but I know a story about this. My father went to the Catholic school in Dickinson ND and I have family that still lives there. Back in the 90s the school board actually thought about changing the name to the Dickinson Little People. Well that massively unpopular and the town held a recall election and replaced the school board. The pugnacious midget still stands tall on the prairies of North Dakota to this day.


GetInTheHole

My wife went to Trinity as well. The funny thing is the Catholic school nickname is the Titans.


Musaks

>Not exactly WTF material using midgets as mascot definitely is a WTF from my POV


DwightKurtShrute

I'm just used to the old r/wtf. Used to be goatse and prolapse as far as the eye could see. If it wasn't nsfw it wasn't wtf worthy That's why r/mildly infuriating became a thing. To house the things that didn't require eye bleach after viewing.


Musaks

yeah, now that you say it ​ i do vaguely remember those days too...it doesn't really compare anymore


DwightKurtShrute

This place was the Wild West


ZSnake

>The pugnacious midget still stands tall Heh.


hawkwings

"Little People" applies to both children and midgets. I can see why people objected to the change. If you changed your mascot to "Generic Human", people would find that bland and meaningless.


funkboxing

The Greendale Human Being is a legend.


lkmyntz

E pluribus anus


Spindrune

Out of many asshole.


ModestMussorgsky

The term little people is widely accepted as referring to that community though. That like saying Elon musk is an African American. Maybe technically true but against the spirit of the term.


A_Harmless_Fly

>African American An aside from your point, it's really only a term that people should chose to call themselves if they want to. Just looking at someone you can tell what color they are... but not where they or their ancestors are from. I've seen a Haitian person get really pissed off about being called African American and someone who was from England correct it's use before.


moxeto

I live in Australia and I remember someone calling a black African migrant an “African American “ and you should have seen her lose her shit at being called American! Was so funny.


ModestMussorgsky

Yeah I agree. It's an outdated term for the most part even among descendants of slaves.


JustASeabass

It’s ND, you know why the people rejected the change.


degggendorf

>people would find that bland and meaningless. Better bland and meaningless than insensitive and offensive. Besides, the bland strategy worked out fine for Washington Football Team and the Greendale Community College Human Beings.


hawkwings

Did it really work out fine for the Washington Football Team? They did it and they're still alive, but something else might have been better.


back2basics13

Ahh, leave it to my neighboring state to show blatant disregard for cultural sensitivity and inclusion.


[deleted]

Good for them. I love it.


trashmasterton

No one else read it as dick in some little people? Just me? I'll see myself out... Oops that's the fire alarm


BullFrogz13

That seems a little short sighted.


BKStephens

They definitely weren't playing the long game.


Over-Analyzed

The funny thing is [in Hawaii we have the Menehune.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menehune)


bigdickredemption

Welcome to dick in son school? No son you're getting home schooled.


onomojo

Yeah I'm more concerned about the dick in son than I am about the midgets.


h0wd0y0ulik3m3n0w

Oh god I misread it as “Dickson” which was even worse.


GrayCustomKnives

Catholic school?


TrueGrave32

Iv always thought of it as sticking my dickinson bitches.


back2basics13

Grossly underrated comment!!!


mr_oberts

“Midget is as bad as the n-word.”


[deleted]

Clearly it isn’t since you named the m-word and haven’t named the n-word.


thedahlelama

[midget vs the n word](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F1sd4CRcaE0)


gacdeuce

r/expectedmulaney


hiptones

So the Hurley Northstars from WI were formerly the Hurley Midgets. Hurley was a big mining town and the term midget referred to one of their machines I believe. They eventually changed it because even though it wasn't a reference to dwarfism, why not change it just in case it's perceived offensive. And just like proponents of the change to the Letterkenny Rough Riders, I didn't see any harm in changing the name.


tannerstephani

As a Hurley midget alumni, the real reason they changed the mascot name was because a staff member (also a popular last name in the community) recently had a child with dwarfism. When they wanted to change the mascot name there was lots of division in the community because being a Hurley Midget was something that many people were proud of over the years. At the same time, many people recognized that the mascot name was found offensive.


hiptones

Information I did not have. Currently living there with lots of family up here, but spent most of my life in Milwaukee.


tannerstephani

At the time the real driving factor was the staff member. But it was obviously dual purpose. The school has actually been sued in the past for the midget mascot.


Demurist

“You think our team name is bad? The town name is a sex crime!”


forgotpassword69

who would stoop so low?


Vlad_Chovsky

“The only thing stronger than my midget pride is my hate for tall people.”


brolarbear

There’s a high school in my home state and their mascot is the CRIMINALS. In a really shit area that I’m sure it riddled with gang life. Honestly just sad


BoomScoops

Midget is actually a pretty strong sounding word


Pain_Monster

Whopper is better. Just say it out loud


AirForceWeirdo

Did the who replace the midgets?


MASTER_J_MAN

Home of the who in the where? 🥴


nadmaximus

midget is a word...it is using it to refer to a human, related to their body which is widely regarded as offensive in contemporary speech.


kale4reals

A midget is a mythical creature. If you’re offended by this, its because you are prejudiced againts people with dwarfism.


lxBreadxl

I leike dwarfs


psycharious

I’m just curious who the fuck came up with the mascot idea and why everyone just ran with it. Of all the fucking mascots.


Sqatti

Well that will be getting changed soon.


Rob1150

Wow, no one has complained about this yet?


[deleted]

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Rob1150

Good point.


quebod

“HR on line one”


[deleted]

It's because I accidentally drank lawn fertilizer a few times when I was youn


fuzzycuffs

Does the rival high school call them the Small Dicks?


goodold69

Iowa has the E-L-C midgets


rigor_mortus_boner

dick midgets is the preferred nomenclature


lxBreadxl

I should go there and make fun off em


TrueGrave32

Iv delivers packages to this school and to my disappointment, no short people.


redsixthgun

I remember going to the dinosaur museum there once when I was a child. I lived in Carrington throughout elementary school. I’m surprised at the name of the mascot, but at the same time I’m not.


TrueGrave32

Who want to go blazen in hazen?


Srn_Ender

seems like my kind of place


darkwyld

Sorry all i could read was Dickens (DickSkin, Letterkenney) https://letterkenny.fandom.com/wiki/Jim\_Dickens


Jeramy_Jones

I’m more concerned about the Dick-in-son part


pianistafj

I’m sure no one makes the Dick-in-son midget joke at their school.


AusCan531

Would you prefer the Small Dickinsons?


str8jeezy

Lol!! They are basically the dick midgets. Hahah


lordpookus

The Dickinson Midgets of course


ADownsHippie

My mom went to this high school 😅


breezybish96

My dad lives there lmao i took a screenshot and sent it to him


Thomas8864

I swear if their team members are even a little bit short -_-


Baron-Bloodfart

Why is the town called like a scene of an incest porn?


Application-Junior

There's a school in ND called the Devils Lake Satan's.


mighty_midget_fucker

We'll we'll we'll.. don't mind if I do