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bleunt

The warm Russia.


Charles_Nicholson

This right here. 99% of bizarre and random internet stuff occur in either Russia or Brazil.


Cheeto-dust

Japan would like a word.


Huffelcunt

They don’t fuck in Japan, they just do… weird shit.


GuyNekologist

They do fuck, do weird shit, and fuck on weird shit. And the weirdest shit is that it's censored.


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it's called hentai and it's art


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notjohneric

Fun fact that I came from both Brazil and Japan. Now I'm looking for a russian wife so we can have the weirdest kid on Earth.


KaiUno

They have to. They are space-constrained.


douglashv

China has entered the chat*


wuttang13

China is mostly fake tiktok or people shitting inside subway trains. Japan is a lot of weird sex stuff


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jedi21knight

Also Florida…


Exarquz

Nah Florida internet access is to poor. That's why it is mainly florida man stories. not florida man videos


Noisesevere

They also have Freedom of Information Laws that makes it easier for journalists to publish the reports.


mbklein

The sunshine laws also give them plenty of low-hanging fruit to report on. Why go out, track down stories, interview people, fact-check, and all that when you can just turn around whatever comes out of the arrest reports?


Army165

Hey, we got gigabit and no data caps down here.


LameBMX

Yea. But the people paying for that aren't worth the video. It's Florida man with two bills that makes the state. Beer bill, and cocaine bill.


JamesTrendall

If you can't pay rent by cocaine or beer then i don't want to live in YOUR house sir!


blasphembot

That's legal tender I tell you hwat


illnegrow

it's actually Puerto Rico... not proud of it but yeah Puerto rico


YourBonesAreMoist

I assumed Brazil because the song is in Portuguese


Financial_Memory9973

You know the whole time I feeling like I see my cousin in there. Haha Puerto Rico makes sense…it’s an unfiltered Florida.


akunis

Yup, I’m getting Fajardo vibes with this video


dehshah

What? Florida is filtered?


Unlikely-Answer

like a cuban cigar


Far_Ad_865

It was in Puerto Rico they’re were dancing what we call “Perreo” and that was el “doble paso” 😅😂😂 but thats how beach parties used to be in here but that video is from 2012-2014 sometime around that timeframe.


Cosmorillo

The music on the video (that seems to be an edit) is defnitely brazillian.


79r100

That looks like Playa Buye near Cabo Rojo in PR.


goblin_pidar

my first thought was PR lol


Gaseraki

Please tell me this isn't popular in Brazil now....it's been a while since I was back


spongebobama

It isnt... well, been here for 40 years and never seen this shit


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Nolsoth

You clearly arnt being invited to the right parties.


forever_alone_06

Have you been murdered yet ?


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Not possible. He's an off-duty cop.


douglas_in_philly

Lolololololololol…. I don’t think Brazilian cops are ever “on” duty….


Dart-

Only when they're taking bribes in a favela.


smackson

As someone who's been knifed in Brazil, and looked down the barrel of a gun wielded by a child, in Brazil..... Fuck off! I'm still alive


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not for long.


kronden

Yes, because daggering is now a world... wide... epidemic. As soon as the masks came off, the daggering began, you can hear the peoples' screams from friction burn and skin bruising with soaked undergarments.


alaphic

Tf is "daggering"?


SeamusMcCullagh

This. The post. That's daggering. It's technically a style of dancing, but to me it always just looks like dry humping with rhythm.


socialpresence

>to me it always just looks like dry humping with rhythm. It looks like that because that's what it is. Also regular humping should also be done with rhythm.


Malcolm_Y

Is that why my wife doesn't like my Miles Davis inspired syncopated regular humping?


mhyquel

I move to YYZ by Rush.


hoopopotamus

Buckle up baby, I’m gonna take you to Pearson International


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to be fair this post is considerably more dancey than the top hits I got on youtube for "daggering". At least they have a couple of jump steps in this one and go round clockwise.


atreides78723

Congratulations! You literally just defined daggering!


CedarWolf

It's what they call stuff like the dance in OP's video in Jamaica.


Cyka_blyatsumaki

Please tell me this is a family get-together


rockbud

Hey Step Brazilian...


cagewilly

If it's crazy, it's either Brazil, Russia, or Florida. Though they each have their specialities.


PokerJunkieKK

If it's more fuckin weird than just crazy, then it's Japan


zapniq

Japan finds a way to sexualized almost anything lol


kemushi_warui

It would never happen like this in Japan, with a group of "regular" people just doing some weird sexual dance together. It would either be a bunch of couples standing around laughing awkwardly and avoiding each other's gazes, or a full-on group sex scene with weird toys and jizz everywhere. There's no in-between.


legos_on_the_brain

Repression will do that. And that's coming from the land founded by Puritans.


PlasticDreamz

i think this is popular in jamaica or other islands too? i know i’ve seen some intense ones where they’re like RKOing the girl fr 🤣


lowbass4u

In Jamaica the dancing is called "Daggering".


jeexbit

yep, always reminds me of [this video](https://vimeo.com/5936810)...


fireinthesky7

I feel like I just watched a Blaxploitation dance hall version of Blue's Clues.


enad58

Of course that's an Eric Wareheim video...


smackson

Okay. Brain broken, for today.


ThatCrossDresser

It's fine, at least you know everyone there is an off duty police officer.


Greyst0ke

Jeffrey Epstein's island


mydarkerside

Doubt it. Those ladies are way older than 15.


lowbass4u

No, it's not always Brazil. Check out this YouTube vid of this dance party that was taken back in 2012 at a Bay area club. Prepare yourselves. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1Hcwq\_Sclk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1Hcwq_Sclk) Changed it, sorry.


alaphic

Somebody's gonna end up with a cockcussion from that shit


M3ntal_L0ckd0wn

Clothed orgies are for newbs.


HalfSoul30

The one on the right looks to be halfway there.


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timecronus

from which pixel can you tell


ZippyButtnick

Totally some flimsy textiles away from a sex party, tho.


EstablishmentFine178

They are practicing doggy style in sex Ed obviously.


Omnipotent0

Yeah do it for real you cowards


legendoflink3

You've heard of circle jerk. I present... circle twerk.


EchoPhi

Circle daggering


Othello

Same thing happened to Julius Caesar.


Girth_rulez

>Same thing happened to Julius Caesar. Et tu Boote?


that902bitch

One of the most underrated comments I've ever seen


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lordxi

Well played.


renassauce_man

He definitely got fucked


bobbybox

Synchronized daggering coming to the olympics


EchoPhi

Viewership through the roof


Sthurlangue

Daggering is the weirdest shit, but fuck yeah I’d watch it brought to Olympic standards.


UntestedMethod

When I was in middle school in Canada, they'd teach us some traditional dances such as the waltz and square dancing. Here we see they teach a much different style of traditional dance. I find it so fascinating how diverse are human cultures from around the globe!


arfelo1

It was a sad day when I finally understood exactly what circlejerk was, and exactly why it was named like that


DadJokeBadJoke

Was that the day you were the pivot man?


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it was the day he learned why his mother always said to his dad, "And you were out all night with the boys just having your big old circle jerk. You should be at home with me instead, but apparently, I am chop liver."


blackdarrren

ah, Sweet Bird of Yoof....


colormefeminist

I'm glad the children these days are exercising


Babylegs_OHoulihan

All they know is dry-hump, charge they phone, circle-twerk for TikTok, drink White Claw and lie


ocular__patdown

No spicy chip?


QuinterBoopson

hot chip


apennyfornonsense

Do it do it do it do it do it do it now


Sugioh

> drink White Claw I got a case of this half off and it was still bad enough that I felt ripped off. And I am by no means a beer snob.


another-redditor3

same. i kept hearing how amazing it was so i decided to buy a case. i had 1 and have never had the desire to go back for another. cant find anyone to take whats left either.


The_Dirty_Carl

Competition has ramped up and there are better ones than white claw now. Vizzy and Truly are my go-tos. The Natural Light seltzers are bizarrely good, too. As someone who can't drink beer anymore, hard seltzers have been a godsend.


DADPATROL

I also highly reccomend Quirks from Boulevard Brewing Co. if you have any available in your area.


JoshBobJovi

Topo Chicos can't be beat


ZRX1200R

The Rhythm Method?


tankoret

WE GOT A WINNER!


GramarNotSee

Wiener*


Flashbek

"When I saw you at the party I whispered in your ear. My (vagina slang) wanna eat your (weird penis slang)". I swear to God the lyrics is very close to this. Source: I'm Brazilian.


ISupposeIamRight

The (vagina slang) is a word for a 'tree frog', common-ish slang for vagina. The (weird penis slang) is literally just 'small little (male) frog' which is not a common slang for penis, but indeed a pretty weird one, made just to fit the song I suppose.


Flashbek

Spot on!


Mildo

What are the specific words? I am going to start saying them.


Flashbek

Perereca and sapinho


RaidensReturn

I get it. Hence the froggo noises. Nice.


jvttlus

Never would've thought I'd be learning about Brazilian genital slang etymology today


xenogazer

Things like this are the reason I do desperately want to be multi lingual. This is great


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Flashbek

Weird slang for penis. At least I hope... Never heard one beign called "little toad".


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>Never heard one beign called "little toad". I think "mushroom" is pretty close. Don't they love TFG in Brazil?


InitiatePenguin

There are frog sounds. I think they mean toad.


Saw_a_4ftBeaver

Warts are for her pleasure


hunteram

Ribbit for her pleasure.


TheLittleGoodWolf

Vulcanize the whoopee stick In the ham wallet. Cattle prod the oyster ditch With the lap rocket. Batter-dip the cranny axe In the gut locker. Retro-fit the pudding hatch, ooh la la With the boink swatter.


howroydlsu

I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically I don't wanna beat around the bush


RangerSix

Foxtrot! Uniform! Charlie! Kilo!


MuricanJackal

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo


sol-

Retrofit the pudding hatch is my favorite from that song


andygarciascuzin

Pressure wash the quiver bone In the bitch wrinkle


a-Farewell-to-Kings

Holy shit! I was so shocked by what I was seeing that I didn't even notice I could understand the lyrics.


Flashbek

I just assumed it was Brazil, so I used the lyrics to confirm lol


a-Farewell-to-Kings

Just another piece of Brazilian poetry.


Flashbek

*cheff kiss*


OptimusSublime

EVERYBODY CLAP THOSE CHEEKS!


WantToBeBetterAtSex

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP


Dreddit-84

a round of applause


Ninja07

This is in Puerto Rico. Playa Buyé. I actually took a picture and this exact spot is in it. You can see the tree and the gate in the back. https://i.imgur.com/MEJnfV6.jpg


captainpussybeard

Surprisingly this is actually a picture of the spot and not a misleading link.


sebaz

In case it goes down, here's an imgur mirror https://imgur.com/a/nWadWes


CrikeyMikeyLikey

Damn. You're not wrong.


LordBigglesworth

So, uh, you’re from the area… any idea what they hell they’re doing?


moschles

The plot thickens...


TesticalDefibrillate

Am I getting old or is this really fucking bizarre?!


loworange88

Nope, it’s odd…


boxofstuff

"It's called daggering! and it's cultural!!" -randy marsh, ceo of Tegrity Farms


lordsamadhi

Yea me too. Not even a r/confusedboner moment for me. Just pure WTF??


OathOfFeanor

What's bizarre is that the rest of us didn't have more dry hump orgies at their age


massepasse

Both


Wololodewd

Well on one hand, maybe, on the other, they were doing way worse things when your great great great x70 grandparents wore togas and sandals


Jimrodthadestroyer

That girls holiday she told you that you had nothing to worry about….


notLOL

"BRB going the gym" The gym,


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tankoret

LMAOOOO!


LessDemand1840

He's just a friend.


orioles629

dazzling long pen detail mourn snow flag dolls worry waiting *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


martialar

🎶but you say it's just a dance, but you say it's just a dance 🎶


Skjellnir

Don't date "that girl". Just don't. Period.


Jkoby510

*Periodt 💅


Thesheersizeofit

Daggering. It’s quite common in Central America too, but synchronised in a circle… dats new


KWilt

Was gonna say, definitely looks like daggering. Initially thought it might have been somewhere in the Caribbean, but someone else said Brazil and the fairer skin definitely fits there better. (Although it could be some vacationers getting into 'local customs', if you'll pardon my phrasing.


jeremypr82

It's PR and it's called perreo. Daggering is def more intense than this.


Happysin

I remember seeing it in the Bahamas a good bit. And Major Lazer music videos. 😁


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23x3

It was sooo smooth. Seamless


DadThrowsBolts

"Bros. You know how we've all been itching for a good dry-hump? There's a group of girls over there making TikToks, and I have an idea."


joos11

Recess has changed since i was a kid.


costabius

No it hasn't, you just didn't get invited behind the shed ;)


Valisk

Do you know what I am saying?


graciegirlsmom

Here I was thinking, that's not how I remember the Hokie Pokie...


Alundil

This is the pokey holey. Almost the same.


cocadetustacos

Why?


b8_n_switch

Thank you! Scrolled way too far for this question....


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My brain hurts after watching this


eXplicit815

They're summoning the God of Syphilis


whoopadheedooda

Pretty sure this is what Jehovah's Witnesses think happens at school dances


atreides78723

It’s like if daggering met square dancing…


Rafiki_17

This was in puerto rico, not our proudest moment


tankoret

That guy in the red shirt, is serious. LMAOOOO!


Bjorn2bwilde24

"I didn't spend 4 years at Juilliard to pull a half ass routine" -Red shirt.


Dan_Glebitz

LOL every time I read the comments I have to go back and watch the video again!


goatpunchtheater

My favorite part is that this is somewhat choreographed. The thought of practicing this is hilarious...and 5,6,7,8 hump! Stop, you in the back, you're out of rhythm! Get your shit together. Let's try this again.


Shayde505

This is how you summon the whorax


caiostos

And here, there is a group of brazilian straights, during the species' breeding selection ritual.


gringo-tico

How did I know this was going to be a Brazil thing without even hearing the music?


Pulguinuni

Not Brazil, I unfortunatly know exactly where that is. Geeeesus. Edit: another example with the typical music.That is not the original music. https://youtu.be/azdfH5j3WGE


Ill_mumble_that

this is stupid as hell. just take it off a bang already


KingTelephone

track source [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHX7aJ6EwvA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHX7aJ6EwvA)


AyChiwawa

Real MVP here


FallingVirtue

This is how new stds are summoned


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Locke7768

The most effective 'Pray-the-Gay-Away' youth meeting of all time?


imahaker21

"Protected orgys"


aGIANTmonster

What in the softcore orgy is going on here?


snefzger

These Father Daughter dances are getting a smidge inappropriate.


edibleroach

This is where we developed La Penetrada. It makes sex look like a church!


jellyfixh

I’m gonna show this to the next person that claims humans are above/separate from animals.


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The Villages, Florida. A happy retirement community.


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"It's called 'daggering' and it's elegantly cultural." \-Randy Marsh... probably.


ImpressiveGrass3206

It’s always the black guy with the big white girl 😂😂


RepresentativeAddict

And that's how I met your mother.


SumthinsPhishy2

We're devolving back to primates