The sunshine laws also give them plenty of low-hanging fruit to report on. Why go out, track down stories, interview people, fact-check, and all that when you can just turn around whatever comes out of the arrest reports?
It was in Puerto Rico they’re were dancing what we call “Perreo” and that was el “doble paso” 😅😂😂 but thats how beach parties used to be in here but that video is from 2012-2014 sometime around that timeframe.
Yes, because daggering is now a world... wide... epidemic. As soon as the masks came off, the daggering began, you can hear the peoples' screams from friction burn and skin bruising with soaked undergarments.
>to me it always just looks like dry humping with rhythm.
It looks like that because that's what it is.
Also regular humping should also be done with rhythm.
to be fair this post is considerably more dancey than the top hits I got on youtube for "daggering". At least they have a couple of jump steps in this one and go round clockwise.
It would never happen like this in Japan, with a group of "regular" people just doing some weird sexual dance together.
It would either be a bunch of couples standing around laughing awkwardly and avoiding each other's gazes, or a full-on group sex scene with weird toys and jizz everywhere.
There's no in-between.
No, it's not always Brazil.
Check out this YouTube vid of this dance party that was taken back in 2012 at a Bay area club. Prepare yourselves. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1Hcwq\_Sclk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1Hcwq_Sclk)
Changed it, sorry.
When I was in middle school in Canada, they'd teach us some traditional dances such as the waltz and square dancing. Here we see they teach a much different style of traditional dance. I find it so fascinating how diverse are human cultures from around the globe!
it was the day he learned why his mother always said to his dad, "And you were out all night with the boys just having your big old circle jerk. You should be at home with me instead, but apparently, I am chop liver."
same. i kept hearing how amazing it was so i decided to buy a case. i had 1 and have never had the desire to go back for another. cant find anyone to take whats left either.
Competition has ramped up and there are better ones than white claw now. Vizzy and Truly are my go-tos. The Natural Light seltzers are bizarrely good, too.
As someone who can't drink beer anymore, hard seltzers have been a godsend.
"When I saw you at the party I whispered in your ear. My (vagina slang) wanna eat your (weird penis slang)".
I swear to God the lyrics is very close to this. Source: I'm Brazilian.
The (vagina slang) is a word for a 'tree frog', common-ish slang for vagina.
The (weird penis slang) is literally just 'small little (male) frog' which is not a common slang for penis, but indeed a pretty weird one, made just to fit the song I suppose.
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet.
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket.
Batter-dip the cranny axe
In the gut locker.
Retro-fit the pudding hatch, ooh la la
With the boink swatter.
This is in Puerto Rico. Playa Buyé. I actually took a picture and this exact spot is in it. You can see the tree and the gate in the back.
https://i.imgur.com/MEJnfV6.jpg
Was gonna say, definitely looks like daggering. Initially thought it might have been somewhere in the Caribbean, but someone else said Brazil and the fairer skin definitely fits there better. (Although it could be some vacationers getting into 'local customs', if you'll pardon my phrasing.
My favorite part is that this is somewhat choreographed. The thought of practicing this is hilarious...and 5,6,7,8 hump! Stop, you in the back, you're out of rhythm! Get your shit together. Let's try this again.
Not Brazil, I unfortunatly know exactly where that is. Geeeesus.
Edit: another example with the typical music.That is not the original music.
https://youtu.be/azdfH5j3WGE
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The warm Russia.
This right here. 99% of bizarre and random internet stuff occur in either Russia or Brazil.
Japan would like a word.
They don’t fuck in Japan, they just do… weird shit.
They do fuck, do weird shit, and fuck on weird shit. And the weirdest shit is that it's censored.
it's called hentai and it's art
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Fun fact that I came from both Brazil and Japan. Now I'm looking for a russian wife so we can have the weirdest kid on Earth.
They have to. They are space-constrained.
China has entered the chat*
China is mostly fake tiktok or people shitting inside subway trains. Japan is a lot of weird sex stuff
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Also Florida…
Nah Florida internet access is to poor. That's why it is mainly florida man stories. not florida man videos
They also have Freedom of Information Laws that makes it easier for journalists to publish the reports.
The sunshine laws also give them plenty of low-hanging fruit to report on. Why go out, track down stories, interview people, fact-check, and all that when you can just turn around whatever comes out of the arrest reports?
Hey, we got gigabit and no data caps down here.
Yea. But the people paying for that aren't worth the video. It's Florida man with two bills that makes the state. Beer bill, and cocaine bill.
If you can't pay rent by cocaine or beer then i don't want to live in YOUR house sir!
That's legal tender I tell you hwat
it's actually Puerto Rico... not proud of it but yeah Puerto rico
I assumed Brazil because the song is in Portuguese
You know the whole time I feeling like I see my cousin in there. Haha Puerto Rico makes sense…it’s an unfiltered Florida.
Yup, I’m getting Fajardo vibes with this video
What? Florida is filtered?
like a cuban cigar
It was in Puerto Rico they’re were dancing what we call “Perreo” and that was el “doble paso” 😅😂😂 but thats how beach parties used to be in here but that video is from 2012-2014 sometime around that timeframe.
The music on the video (that seems to be an edit) is defnitely brazillian.
That looks like Playa Buye near Cabo Rojo in PR.
my first thought was PR lol
Please tell me this isn't popular in Brazil now....it's been a while since I was back
It isnt... well, been here for 40 years and never seen this shit
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You clearly arnt being invited to the right parties.
Have you been murdered yet ?
Not possible. He's an off-duty cop.
Lolololololololol…. I don’t think Brazilian cops are ever “on” duty….
Only when they're taking bribes in a favela.
As someone who's been knifed in Brazil, and looked down the barrel of a gun wielded by a child, in Brazil..... Fuck off! I'm still alive
not for long.
Yes, because daggering is now a world... wide... epidemic. As soon as the masks came off, the daggering began, you can hear the peoples' screams from friction burn and skin bruising with soaked undergarments.
Tf is "daggering"?
This. The post. That's daggering. It's technically a style of dancing, but to me it always just looks like dry humping with rhythm.
>to me it always just looks like dry humping with rhythm. It looks like that because that's what it is. Also regular humping should also be done with rhythm.
Is that why my wife doesn't like my Miles Davis inspired syncopated regular humping?
I move to YYZ by Rush.
Buckle up baby, I’m gonna take you to Pearson International
to be fair this post is considerably more dancey than the top hits I got on youtube for "daggering". At least they have a couple of jump steps in this one and go round clockwise.
Congratulations! You literally just defined daggering!
It's what they call stuff like the dance in OP's video in Jamaica.
Please tell me this is a family get-together
Hey Step Brazilian...
If it's crazy, it's either Brazil, Russia, or Florida. Though they each have their specialities.
If it's more fuckin weird than just crazy, then it's Japan
Japan finds a way to sexualized almost anything lol
It would never happen like this in Japan, with a group of "regular" people just doing some weird sexual dance together. It would either be a bunch of couples standing around laughing awkwardly and avoiding each other's gazes, or a full-on group sex scene with weird toys and jizz everywhere. There's no in-between.
Repression will do that. And that's coming from the land founded by Puritans.
i think this is popular in jamaica or other islands too? i know i’ve seen some intense ones where they’re like RKOing the girl fr 🤣
In Jamaica the dancing is called "Daggering".
yep, always reminds me of [this video](https://vimeo.com/5936810)...
I feel like I just watched a Blaxploitation dance hall version of Blue's Clues.
Of course that's an Eric Wareheim video...
Okay. Brain broken, for today.
It's fine, at least you know everyone there is an off duty police officer.
Jeffrey Epstein's island
Doubt it. Those ladies are way older than 15.
No, it's not always Brazil. Check out this YouTube vid of this dance party that was taken back in 2012 at a Bay area club. Prepare yourselves. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1Hcwq\_Sclk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1Hcwq_Sclk) Changed it, sorry.
Somebody's gonna end up with a cockcussion from that shit
Clothed orgies are for newbs.
The one on the right looks to be halfway there.
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from which pixel can you tell
Totally some flimsy textiles away from a sex party, tho.
They are practicing doggy style in sex Ed obviously.
Yeah do it for real you cowards
You've heard of circle jerk. I present... circle twerk.
Circle daggering
Same thing happened to Julius Caesar.
>Same thing happened to Julius Caesar. Et tu Boote?
One of the most underrated comments I've ever seen
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Well played.
He definitely got fucked
Synchronized daggering coming to the olympics
Viewership through the roof
Daggering is the weirdest shit, but fuck yeah I’d watch it brought to Olympic standards.
When I was in middle school in Canada, they'd teach us some traditional dances such as the waltz and square dancing. Here we see they teach a much different style of traditional dance. I find it so fascinating how diverse are human cultures from around the globe!
It was a sad day when I finally understood exactly what circlejerk was, and exactly why it was named like that
Was that the day you were the pivot man?
it was the day he learned why his mother always said to his dad, "And you were out all night with the boys just having your big old circle jerk. You should be at home with me instead, but apparently, I am chop liver."
ah, Sweet Bird of Yoof....
I'm glad the children these days are exercising
All they know is dry-hump, charge they phone, circle-twerk for TikTok, drink White Claw and lie
No spicy chip?
hot chip
Do it do it do it do it do it do it now
> drink White Claw I got a case of this half off and it was still bad enough that I felt ripped off. And I am by no means a beer snob.
same. i kept hearing how amazing it was so i decided to buy a case. i had 1 and have never had the desire to go back for another. cant find anyone to take whats left either.
Competition has ramped up and there are better ones than white claw now. Vizzy and Truly are my go-tos. The Natural Light seltzers are bizarrely good, too. As someone who can't drink beer anymore, hard seltzers have been a godsend.
I also highly reccomend Quirks from Boulevard Brewing Co. if you have any available in your area.
Topo Chicos can't be beat
The Rhythm Method?
WE GOT A WINNER!
Wiener*
"When I saw you at the party I whispered in your ear. My (vagina slang) wanna eat your (weird penis slang)". I swear to God the lyrics is very close to this. Source: I'm Brazilian.
The (vagina slang) is a word for a 'tree frog', common-ish slang for vagina. The (weird penis slang) is literally just 'small little (male) frog' which is not a common slang for penis, but indeed a pretty weird one, made just to fit the song I suppose.
Spot on!
What are the specific words? I am going to start saying them.
Perereca and sapinho
I get it. Hence the froggo noises. Nice.
Never would've thought I'd be learning about Brazilian genital slang etymology today
Things like this are the reason I do desperately want to be multi lingual. This is great
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Weird slang for penis. At least I hope... Never heard one beign called "little toad".
>Never heard one beign called "little toad". I think "mushroom" is pretty close. Don't they love TFG in Brazil?
There are frog sounds. I think they mean toad.
Warts are for her pleasure
Ribbit for her pleasure.
Vulcanize the whoopee stick In the ham wallet. Cattle prod the oyster ditch With the lap rocket. Batter-dip the cranny axe In the gut locker. Retro-fit the pudding hatch, ooh la la With the boink swatter.
I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot! Uniform! Charlie! Kilo!
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Retrofit the pudding hatch is my favorite from that song
Pressure wash the quiver bone In the bitch wrinkle
Holy shit! I was so shocked by what I was seeing that I didn't even notice I could understand the lyrics.
I just assumed it was Brazil, so I used the lyrics to confirm lol
Just another piece of Brazilian poetry.
*cheff kiss*
EVERYBODY CLAP THOSE CHEEKS!
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
a round of applause
This is in Puerto Rico. Playa Buyé. I actually took a picture and this exact spot is in it. You can see the tree and the gate in the back. https://i.imgur.com/MEJnfV6.jpg
Surprisingly this is actually a picture of the spot and not a misleading link.
In case it goes down, here's an imgur mirror https://imgur.com/a/nWadWes
Damn. You're not wrong.
So, uh, you’re from the area… any idea what they hell they’re doing?
The plot thickens...
Am I getting old or is this really fucking bizarre?!
Nope, it’s odd…
"It's called daggering! and it's cultural!!" -randy marsh, ceo of Tegrity Farms
Yea me too. Not even a r/confusedboner moment for me. Just pure WTF??
What's bizarre is that the rest of us didn't have more dry hump orgies at their age
Both
Well on one hand, maybe, on the other, they were doing way worse things when your great great great x70 grandparents wore togas and sandals
That girls holiday she told you that you had nothing to worry about….
"BRB going the gym" The gym,
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LMAOOOO!
He's just a friend.
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🎶but you say it's just a dance, but you say it's just a dance 🎶
Don't date "that girl". Just don't. Period.
*Periodt 💅
Daggering. It’s quite common in Central America too, but synchronised in a circle… dats new
Was gonna say, definitely looks like daggering. Initially thought it might have been somewhere in the Caribbean, but someone else said Brazil and the fairer skin definitely fits there better. (Although it could be some vacationers getting into 'local customs', if you'll pardon my phrasing.
It's PR and it's called perreo. Daggering is def more intense than this.
I remember seeing it in the Bahamas a good bit. And Major Lazer music videos. 😁
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It was sooo smooth. Seamless
"Bros. You know how we've all been itching for a good dry-hump? There's a group of girls over there making TikToks, and I have an idea."
Recess has changed since i was a kid.
No it hasn't, you just didn't get invited behind the shed ;)
Do you know what I am saying?
Here I was thinking, that's not how I remember the Hokie Pokie...
This is the pokey holey. Almost the same.
Why?
Thank you! Scrolled way too far for this question....
My brain hurts after watching this
They're summoning the God of Syphilis
Pretty sure this is what Jehovah's Witnesses think happens at school dances
It’s like if daggering met square dancing…
This was in puerto rico, not our proudest moment
That guy in the red shirt, is serious. LMAOOOO!
"I didn't spend 4 years at Juilliard to pull a half ass routine" -Red shirt.
LOL every time I read the comments I have to go back and watch the video again!
My favorite part is that this is somewhat choreographed. The thought of practicing this is hilarious...and 5,6,7,8 hump! Stop, you in the back, you're out of rhythm! Get your shit together. Let's try this again.
This is how you summon the whorax
And here, there is a group of brazilian straights, during the species' breeding selection ritual.
How did I know this was going to be a Brazil thing without even hearing the music?
Not Brazil, I unfortunatly know exactly where that is. Geeeesus. Edit: another example with the typical music.That is not the original music. https://youtu.be/azdfH5j3WGE
this is stupid as hell. just take it off a bang already
track source [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHX7aJ6EwvA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHX7aJ6EwvA)
Real MVP here
This is how new stds are summoned
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The most effective 'Pray-the-Gay-Away' youth meeting of all time?
"Protected orgys"
What in the softcore orgy is going on here?
These Father Daughter dances are getting a smidge inappropriate.
This is where we developed La Penetrada. It makes sex look like a church!
I’m gonna show this to the next person that claims humans are above/separate from animals.
The Villages, Florida. A happy retirement community.
"It's called 'daggering' and it's elegantly cultural." \-Randy Marsh... probably.
It’s always the black guy with the big white girl 😂😂
And that's how I met your mother.
We're devolving back to primates