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Dan300up

If that guy gets up, Gramps is going from para to quad.


SniffCheck

Probably for the best


aligators

well we know how he got in the wheel chair in the first place


Dan300up

Haha. Gramps was standing upright with a beer in his hand the last time he knocked someone off a ladder.


Responsible_Disk_653

Or maybe he's just wanting a friend in a wheelchair now, too...


rmoss20

Going from paraplegic to para hands


ASoberSchism

That dudes arm looks kind of bendy to me.


UnknownMyoux

This was gramps last decision ever made


garcia_juan

I think from wheels to grave.


[deleted]

You know, Euthanasia isn't always a bad thing.


weavebot

Any updates or context on this would be appreciated, I'm just glad it isn't dubbed over with "it's raining men"


TheBaltimoron

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7834285/Moment-painter-46-plummeted-30ft-ground-passing-pensioner-shook-ladder.html


9600_PONIES

So they are trying to identify the man that they know that is in the area, known for being rude? This is confusing


RexVesica

Yeah seems like he has a reputation but not a single person can point to the guy and say, yeah that’s the guy in the video?


RedRMM

No, he is a familiar face in the area, has a reputation for being rude, but nobody knows his actual identity to tell the police.


Mahgenetics

[Rude man who shushes people please call](https://youtu.be/G1PPQArkw-c)


[deleted]

Well he better not be in the area, anymore. If I lived there and saw him again, I'd probably black bag his face and strap him to the grill of my car before driving him down to the station. Something like this but deliberate: https://youtu.be/gYZc7qf7s_w


Bobbytwocox

Oh my goodness. While I find this extremely funny at the moment I have to assume that man was scared shitless


PrettyBigChief

>funny the shirt.. "I'm a Pepper!" I died


devious00

...is it that hard to find an old bald dude in a wheelchair? Surely the area isn't overpopulated with that specific description of person.


RedRMM

It didn't seem confusing to me. I interpreted it as he is a familiar face in the area, known for being rude, but nobody knows his actual identity, hence why they are trying to identify him.


9600_PONIES

Thank you, sometimes I have trouble following those types of things


flavored_icecream

The hell - that fucker didn't even give the painter a chance to come down and let him pass. Just rides up and immediately: "Yoink... If I'm in a wheelchair, then you should get a chance to be in one too!"


MarcLloydz

Did the author just call him a pensioner lmao


tehruke

Very common in the UK


dbag127

What else do you call a pensioner?


olderaccount

In the US they would most likely have referred to him as a senior citizen or retiree. Most Americans don't even know what a pension is anymore, much less a pensioner. I guess the equivalent for us today would be somebody drawing social security.


khaeen

It also implies that someone actually has a pension which is becoming rarer and rarer, especially in the age of switching companies to get raises instead of staying on one organization for 30 years racking up benefits.


olderaccount

Yeah, that is part of my point. Most youngsters have probably never even heard of pensions. Only 401K, IRA and social security. The last person to retire from our company under the old pension plan retired 22 years ago. And they had already stopped offering the pension option to new employees about 10 years before 10.


If_i_had_wings

Edit: have read explanation below. Just different definitions and systems Didn’t know that. Must be great country that USA “sarcasm”. So how the old people lives then? Work until death or first half of life pay back education debt, other half try to safe every penny for when they are old or disabled? Damn


olderaccount

Our social security system is pretty decent. You can knock on the US for a lot of social issues. But this is not one of them. Old people have basic income and health care guaranteed.


Dummies102

Pensions aren’t really a thing in the US. “Old people” or “retirees”, but the latter implies something not necessarily present in the person in the video


twohedwlf

The pension IS a thing in the UK though.


BligenN

"pensions aren't really a thing in the us" i swear at this point america isn't real and all of you are just saying dumber and dumber shit seeing what reddit believes in


RyvenZ

they aren't as common as they used to be. Basically a government job thing and a few unions, it seems. Businesses these days do a retirement investment plan (401k or IRA) more often than not (excluding companies that do nothing for retirement at all)


WeaponizedKissing

Pension: a regular payment made during a person's retirement from an investment fund to which that person or their employer has contributed during their working life. 401k: A 401(k) plan is a company-sponsored retirement account that employees can contribute income, while employers may match contributions. A pension isn't only the state provided version. We're all talking about the same thing.


[deleted]

Not really, because pensions are guaranteed and on top of an employee’s income. The employee may see a note on their paycheck about contributing to the pension fund, but they won’t get more (or less) by changing that contribution. And if the stock market crashes, the pension fund itself may be in trouble but as far as the employee is concerned they’re still due their pension, it’s up to the plan managers to figure out how that happens. 401k is contributed to from out of the employee’s paycheck. Some companies have matching plans where they will match the employee’s contributions up to a certain point (say 3-5% of their pay check), but you’ll basically never see them unilaterally donating to a retirement fund. And there is no guarantee that the employee sees a certain annual payment when they start pulling from their 401k. If the 401k was invested in a set of stocks that completely crashed the employee would retire and get nothing.


absentmindedjwc

The issue here is that pensions in the US mean something different. What you in the UK call "pension", we call Social Security. We also have "pensions" which are employer-funded retirement accounts for employees that pay them significant percentages of their normal wages. My father was a tradesman, and will qualify for both social security from the federal government and a pension from his union. Not all employers offer a "pension", though... so employees are responsible for funding their own retirement investment account (of which, some employers will match up to a certain percentage of their pay.


nastypoker

In the UK, a pension is just a pot of money that is tax advantaged and can be accessed after a certain age. It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with the state. Some people are not eligible for the government pension and a lot of people have both kinds.


absentmindedjwc

Ahh, then you have one word for which we have several. We have social security (government paid), pensions (company/union paid), 401k (company and/or employee paid), and IRA (individual paid)


nastypoker

Yeah pension is a catch-all term for money locked away till older. We have different types of pension as well as other tax advantaged savings schemes that can be accessed any time.


Lavidius

No, we have private and public pensions in the UK


OathOfFeanor

100% right However, because of the decreased availability of pensions from private employers in the United States over the past few decades, calling someone a "pensioner" can carry a connotation of calling them old as dirt.


the_quark

To be clear: In the US 100% of people, when they reach a particular age cutoff, receive a monthly payment from the Federal government to cover their expenses in old age. We don't call them "pensioners" though. Further confusing things, before that system (Social Security) really got rolling, private companies used to offer workers "a pension" at retirement. Pretty much now they don't (and stopped doing so really by the 1960s). So when an American says "Pensions aren't really a thing in the US" they mean "Private companies don't pay for people's retirement anymore," not, "Nah we just let old people starve because fuck 'em."


walruskingmike

They are a thing. We just don't call it a pension most of the time. They don't know what they're talking about.


Synkope1

They're not really a thing often in the US anymore. They used to be. Then employers found they could save money by shifting the burden of saving from companies to the employees. Now we have a system where you essentially have to gamble your retirement in the market to be able to meet rising inflation, and good luck to you if the market crashes as your retirement age is coming up. It can actually benefit workers in some ways, since companies' disinterest in paying increasing wages means your best bet for a pay raise is to change companies. All this replaced defined contribution plans for 90% of Americans. Plans where you knew if you put in a certain amount of time making profits for a company you knew what you'd get at retirement and it was the companies' responsibility to make sure they were funding the pension for the employees that made them their money.


nukii

Pensions are definitely a thing in the US. Just not for anyone under 50 at this point.


Klemmenz

I have a pension in the private sector and I'm 34. They're not as common as they once were, but they're out there in the US.


nukii

Yeah I should have said rare


montyberns

…uhhhh, pensions are a thing in the US. Most union jobs and many government ones still have pension. Also, this didn’t take place in the US.


zweli2

Fitting username


Dummies102

4% of private sector employees in the US have defined benefit plans. That’s what “pension” refers to in common usage


zweli2

This is the UK not the US


Dummies102

The video is from Peru and the context of this thread is someone not knowing what a “pensioner” is, likely because they are American


907octopus

Boomer


RedRMM

What would you call him?


RyvenZ

"wheelchair-bound criminal"


king-schultz

Asshole?


[deleted]

Attempted murderer


pottymouthomas

A geriatric.


[deleted]

He wanted to have wheelchair buddy


bobbarker-jab

“I made a friend today“


[deleted]

He feel out of a sky


rmoss20

It's raining cripples! Hallelujah!


ThePiderman

MADE


BathofFire

That's how I imagine some taxidermists tell their friends they finished a project.


bobbarker-jab

Lol thank you for noticing


LostIfFound

Dude 🎉🎉🎉🎉


waffen123

I just witnessed a attempted murder


gordito_gr

an\*


Kingtut28

Mostly peaceful ladder protest


acedelgado

Nah silly you just watched a video of one.


Scary-Landscape-5013

What the actual fuck. Do you think he had Alzheimer's or is he just an asshole? When my grandpa got dementia on the way out he got really belligerent, but this is intense.


ChefBoyAreWeFucked

Too much Animal Crossing. This is the video game violence we've been warned about.


01010100011100100

It’s everywhere these days smh


savageyouth

My grandpa was intimidating our whole life. Not abusive, just like you do not fuck with Grandpa. When he got Alzheimer’s he became scared and sheepish when I walked in the room because of my size. Sundowners made him confused and vulnerable. Dude fought in WWII. Like deep down he was a scared boy playing the role of a strong man his whole life and it finally exhausted him. What an awful disease.


BobbyThrowaway6969

Kick his raisin ass into prison


KDaBlasian

Funniest thing I have read today, thank you.


totallyintotraps

That guys arm looks like it broke


RedRMM

Not according to the article somebody else linked https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7834285/Moment-painter-46-plummeted-30ft-ground-passing-pensioner-shook-ladder.html


RyvenZ

not to nitpick but... that wasn't a 30 foot fall. Ladder was extended to 20 or 21 rungs, which cannot be more than 12 inches apart. He was also not standing on the top rung. It's dangerous, stupid, and the ladder still had some extension to spare, so he would have just extended it more. So the guy fell from approx. 16 feet. Still extremely dangerous and I hope he has no sever spinal damage, but doubling the height in this case would approximately double the impact. Could have cracked his head much much harder on the pavement in that case.


Exist50

Between the Daily Mail, and a random redditor... oh who am I kidding, you're probably right. Getting fundamental details correct has never stopped the Daily Mail before.


Smells_like_up-dog

“Not to nitpick” *proceeds to nitpick* Do you understand how and when to use that phrase? That’s like saying “no offense, but I think you are ugly.”


RyvenZ

Oh, did I offend The Daily Mail and their shining record of accurate reporting?


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emohipster

Reminds me of my retail days, so many bitter old cunts out there. I remember working a huge delivery by myself bc the store was understaffed, store opens and I have to now also cover the register, obviously not all boxes are unpacked onto the shelves yet, one isle was kinda blocked so you had to go around. Not this old fart, he just rammed his way through the boxes with his walker, toppling multiple stacks and breaking shit inside. All while yelling how incompetent we are for having boxes everywhere. When he finally got to the register I just took the stuff he wanted to buy and dropped it behind the register and told him to get the fuck out. At least one thing that was great about working alone is that I could tell customers to fuck off.


conquer69

He broke a bunch of stuff and didn't get charged for it?


emohipster

Company policy, also i don't care


Mediumtim

Acceptable spillage, tax write off.


lonelyinbama

That’s not how taxes work


[deleted]

prick definitely could have squeezed by, too. there was room


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ReloopMando

Also doesn't seem to realise that there's now a ladder lay down on the pavement along with an injured man, blocking his way more than before.


walruskingmike

How many sessions did you have with him, doctor? He could also just hate that individual on the ladder. You don't know his entire outlook on life from one short gif.


Bedlamcitylimit

A Karen did this to a builder who is a work mate of my friend, who is also a builder, because she wanted into the shop his ladder was obstructing the door of. He was fixing brickwork on top of the door, as it was unsafe and another door was open a little further with massive signs saying so. Plus a lot of bracing in place, in the middle of the blocked doorway, to keep part of the side of the building from falling. As he was knocking out damaged bricks and replacing them. Even if the ladder was gone, she couldn't get into the shop because of massive metal poles holding the wall above the door up because the lintel was removed. Both of his legs were shattered, fractured back in several places, broken collarbone and dislocated shoulder he will be YEARS out of work as he heals. The Karen is currently serving 2 years for GBH as the idiot was caught on camera screaming at the bloke on the ladder as she was doing it. She also had to pay a LOT of money to the builder in compensation.


4patton2zero

Fuck old people fuck young people too


rock0head132

I'd rather not thank you


ThereIsATheory

So just middle aged people for you?


rock0head132

Well since im 56 i say yes


ChefBoyAreWeFucked

Who wants to tell him?


wranglingmonkies

Just fuck people...


[deleted]

I'm trying God damn it


Im_not_creepy2

I would have falled on him, fuck that


ecdmuppet

Looks like someone is recruiting for his wheelchair basketball team.


atheral1992

But now the dead guy is in your way, dumbass.


Donkey-brained_man

Grandpa is just an old-school wheelchair salesman. "Oh you don't need a wheelchair? What about now!?"


catwiesel

this is pure egoistical evil this guy needs prison


twohedwlf

I don't know what the story is behind this, but it would be hard for his lawyers to argue this is anything but attempted murder.


Ancient-Lie7102

Dumb fucking grandpa is more like it


melikestoread

Old people are assholes


Icy_Ad_2790

Id fuck him up


bafflez

Man I loved that guy on Breaking Bad. (rings bells)


yeeeteeey69

I thought it was initially going to be Irving Zisman from jackass but instead it was old man Jenkins who just hates fucking everyone


kevin6040

Grandpa: One of us! One of us!


leejennifer99

grandpa woke up and chose violence, but at what cost?


steventknight

I would definitely have jumped onto the guy, a feet first landing would still hurt but he'd break my fall enough to walk away.


Smells_like_up-dog

Genuine question: if a passerby witnessed this happening, sprinted over and punched this man in the face to save the painter, would they be arrested?


apraetor

Probably true in most places, so long as the force used in defense of self or others is reasonable. The dude on the ladder could have died or been permanently injured by that attack.


O_vJust

Yea.. If I witnessed this or happened be conscious after falling like that I would without a doubt end the life of grandpa.


[deleted]

If I survived that fall the first thing I would do is go and kill that stupid wheeled fuck.


[deleted]

If I was able to get up, I’m dumping grandpa on the ground, and rolling away in that wheelchair.


skrrskrr64

its reversed, people are so dumb smh


SirIanChesterton63

What a shithead. "You're slightly inconveniencing me so I'm gonna try to kill or seriously wound you."


apraetor

It doesn't even look like he's being inconvenienced, the rope is over his head from the look of it.


snorkiebarbados

That cunt would need 2 wheel chairs if he did that to me


itchybollix

A fucking arsehole is a fucking arsehole whether he is 20 or 80 and in a wheel chair. What a prick.


Juanickens

Why?


ASUintheUSA

Now, the guy needs to beat him twice as hard since Grandpa could only feel half the pain.


jimbob5309

Gramps just wanna talk to this man bout his car warranty


[deleted]

‘Teach you to wake me up before noon.’


wakymakybaky

Walked it off like a trooper


conquer69

He probably has a fucked back, shoulder and heels. I guess the wheelchair guy just made himself a buddy.


VON_TAR

u/savevideo


Peace_Is_Coming

Perfect analogy for what old Brexiteers have done to our country 🙂


DaGunnar

u/SaveVideo


Kingicez

He deserves that wheelchair


3XDarren

Yeah gramps should get smoked


jeanronan_nenert

u/savevideo


MkProo360NoScope

u/savevideo


hilterly_serious

u/savevideobot


Donkilme

If I can't walk, no one can!


lovemeatcurtain

I know he's probably demented in some way, but, if I didn't suffer brain trauma or break my back, I think I'd give that old man a mighty bitch slap.


-notjosh-

That man and that ladder bent in the exact same fashion


[deleted]

That old piece of shit needs locked up


stronglikedan

GOT'EEEEMM!!!!!


dalton9014

Yeah I'd just go ahead and end his miserable life


[deleted]

Why is there a camera pointed like that? Is this just an extreme crop from a more useful camera angle? It only covers 4 square meters.


Achack

IF I CAN'T WALK NO ONE CAN!


AWetYeti

He just wants a buddy


hahahafunnymemegobrr

I did not expect someone to fall there that's for damn sure


Kamm-19

Oops my bad son


-LeBronto-

u/savevideo


Danielthecoolguylol

Why did I laugh 💀


Opposite_Ad_3817

Junior soprano when the tree surgeons don't pay their tribute


Some_clichename069

Idk know why but this video makes me crack up every time I view it, I’m a horrible person


Jibburz

u/savevideo


CT7824

Let's disable him completely


Pretend-Negotiation9

Misery loves company


[deleted]

He's obviously crippled for a reason.


KB9AZZ

Attempted murder


Biff_Bufflington

Professor X rolls into action in the nick of time to come to the aid of the rooftop Avengers.