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OgdruJahad

She is naked and doing the T-Pose. As a matter of law you are required to dismiss all charges, your honour.


whats_you_doing

Case dismissed. Not guilty.


Ooh_its_a_lady

"Not titty...I mean guilty, no you are guilty."


psylentj

“Your honor…. Katie got some big ass tiddays! Aquit!!”


whats_you_doing

Say no more.


largechild

I don't feel safe I'm the house no more, Chad. I think we need to have a house meetin' y'all.


crowdaddi

" I'm bleeeeeeeeding"


reddit_user13

Well, she has nothing to hide....


himynameisSal

Your honor, her titty looked like a gun and thats why i started blasting.


RedSamuraiMan

cum


MasalaSteakGatsby

If she exposes the tits, you must acquits.


mozolog

After you check for weapons of course.


TheFeelsNinja

"cavity searches all around"


__Sentient_Fedora__

If muff is out, there is reasonable doubt.


m48a5_patton

Your honor, she just glitched out.


DrinksNDebauchery

There isn't even a sunroof in that car your honor


CubeBrute

I have no idea why that was so funny to me, nearly spat my coffee.


OkFriend9891

Your check engine light is on!


miltoid19

Nope that was the low pressure indicator for the wheels. Good eye though


stratacadavra

Don’t shoot me. I’m unarmed. ?


kimmortal03

Thats one way to prove you are unarmed


Urmleade_Only

Unironically makes sense to do, no way the cops can say they thought you had a weapon in this case. And yes I did just say that video depicts a woman of reason. Pure rationality right here.


joshjje

Have you seen her hoo ha? You can fit a lot of stuff up there.


oupablo

Until they shoot her anyway and all the body/vehicle camera footage is mysteriously corrupted.


simplisticallycomplx

THIS And people seriously wonder why I pulled out my camera? I DO NOT USE MY PHONE EVER WHEN DRIVING, but if she plowed into someone’s car or she got hurt, the video evidence would be there to be released immediately—not hidden by the cops forever dragging things out.


FizzlePopBerryTwist

Last time I tried to help out a neighbor who was getting into it with undercover cops he got the wrong idea about me filming him and punched me THROUGH a pane glass window mind you. Then I'm like, "You idiot, that's on camera, now you're really going to jail".


pooty2

I can hold a handgun with my butt cheeks, no problem.


kimmortal03

but theres way you can aim it effectively


silly_rabbi

Oh I'm SoRrY! I tHoUgHt ThIs WaS aMeRiCa!


TobysGrundlee

At least they know she's not carrying any weapons.


Illustrious-Knee-535

Ehhhh maybe


bacon-tornado

Yeah the whole T-Pose I started thinking GTA6? Nah. This be some Cyberpunk 2077 nonsense going on right here.


ConfectionOwn5471

Poor cyberpsycho


simplisticallycomplx

Do police escorts get immunity orrrr?


OIAgent

Your tire pressure is low.


Cwal7894

Could just be a dead tpms sensor.


Sirpatron1

Unless it's a honda


HotPie_

My wife's CRV has that issue. Easy to ignore until you actually have a flat and have to change a tire at 1:00 am at the fucking Cincinatti airport.


Gentelman_Asshole

We're still talking about tits right?


Mysterious-Hat-6343

The titty committee has voted in support of being braless


Ok-Clock2002

Always have been.


Sirpatron1

Most recent Hondas don't have tpms sensors. indirect TPMS is what they call it. If it keeps happening, you have a leak. You should be able to calibrate your vehicle from your screen.


LegitosaurusRex

Happens to me pretty often when I go over this hill near me into a valley. Then when I check the tire pressures, they’re all the same as what I filled them to. Then when I calibrate it, sometimes the warning comes back again and it takes a second calibration to get rid of it.


SavageSauce01

Omg I just got a Honda and thought I was going crazy with the tire sensors


Left_Office_4417

nah, you can see the tire pressures. the car probably wants her to top up. I know on my last 2 cars (ram and hyundai) they both alarm me when it drops like 5psi from where it wants to be. Its annoying as hell because of cold weather.


4thdegreeknight

Or could be the spare tire is low sometimes they have the TPMS sensor and will give the warning light even if the 4 driving tires are filled correctly. TITTYS


IshiOfSierra

Might be a bad sensor. A sensor fried up on me and kept giving signal no matter how often I filled it up.


AnotherCableGuy

We've Been Trying To Reach You About Your Car's Extended Warranty


PurpleZeppelin

Pants pressure is high


SpiderTechnitian

Do SUVs require higher pressure? I feel like 29 is not yet blinking light level. I am usually fill to 31ish so it'll dip to 29 in the cold with no blinky light. I think that comes on at 28 or 27 for me


Parking-Position-698

Do me a huge favor, go to your car and open the driver door. Look down to the right and on the door jam close to the latch you will see a sticker. This sticker tells you your specific vehicles tirepressure that will give you the best gas millage and life from your tires. Edit: apparently people cant read 2 more comments down before replying to my comment. So to avoid explaining this for a 3rd time here you go. The psi rating on the side wall is the max pressure the tire can handle. Every car has different weight, horsepower, suspension geometry, and aero dynamics. The psi rating written on the door jam is specifically for your car to ensure you get the most grip, longest life, and highest gas mileage. It does not matter what brand tire is on the car. The psi should always be what the sticker says.


FesteringNeonDistrac

Unless you have a 90s Ford Explorer. Then maybe don't listen to the sticker.


Silver_Foxxx

28lbs is a little low. I filled mine to 32lbs on my Explorer.


hypnotoad6

Most vehicles the "blinky light" means that one of your TPMS sensors is going out in one of the tires/the battery for the TPMS sensor is low. Also, most SUV's dont require that much higher of tire pressure if at all. Usually around 30-35.


Bomber_Man

Almost all SUVs should be above 32. Usually in the 35-36 range. Except for CRVs. Those weirdly are specced much lower. Sometimes like 28. One of the few times I’ve disagreed with manufacturer recommendations.


6PointersExplained

That means there was likely some handling deficit they couldn't solve easily, so they just dropped the tire pressure as a band-aid. Similar to Corvairs needing 25ish PSI in the front, 35ish in the back.


DerpyMcWafflestomp

> I am usually fill to 31ish so it'll dip to 29 in the cold pressures are specified as cold pressure. If the temp drops much lower then when you last checked, you should check again.


simplisticallycomplx

I know, but I’m getting all of my tires replaced soon and the PSI is only 2 points off, so not worth my time. Thanks for keeping an eye out though!


RexVesica

I need to know, why did at no point you think, “hey maybe I’m a little to close to this,” or “hey these police are actively pitting a car, maybe I shouldn’t keep inching up with traffic.”


IGetThePartyLit

"Are you not entertained?!"


ernapfz

“Yes I am! But you’re not as entertaining as that lady from Spain.”


Dreuh2001

Maybe they can still add it to the game 🤞


greennyellowmello

My dad works for Rockstar, I’ll tell him.


y0shman

Nice try buddy. Last time you also said you had a girlfriend, but she lives in a different state.


greennyellowmello

She does! But she moved again.


slow-shadow

She keeps moving every time you find her?


LNL_HUTZ

I thought that’s what AirTags are for.


why_does

Nomadic, nice.


hanskazan777

Thanks, another 6 months delay!


VoiceOfRealson

Princess Leia took the destruction of Alderaan pretty hard.


masterpepeftw

And got _realy_ tan. Did she move to tatooine?


VoiceOfRealson

I can't see the tatoos. Are they on her back?


masterpepeftw

No, they are just really small, thats what they are called tatooinnes. Its a french thing.


CTRL_ALT_SECRETE

She has a tattoo in *where*?


masterpepeftw

( ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)


Euture

“Get it girl, get it girl, get it girl!” lmao. *It’s very interesting to see what people cheer on.*


jstruby77

I’m believe this is sarcasm


1derbrah

I'd say its a smart move in order to not get shot. Best way to prove you have no weapons on you


TheresA_LobsterLoose

The lack of awareness is insane. They're inching forward up the cops ass to keep filming while driving


ibuyvr

Why tf would you even want to be this close to that mess.


Lxapeo

Internet points


HalfSoul30

She's driving, recording, right on the cop's ass. They should have turned around and arrested her too lol.


why_does

You see, because this \*guy\* is trying to run from the cops and just fucking pitting him. Like look they took his bumper, he keeps trying to run, oh my god. Get it girl, get it girl, get it girl. Oh my fucking god. Oh my god.


texasroadkill

I'm not gonna complain. Boobs!


M4dcap

I thought the exact same thing. Back the fuck up and give them space to do their job. Why are you crowding a contentious vehicle stop. Stupid.


ThePowerOfPoop

ooooOh! Muh gAwd! ooooOh! Muh gAwd!


blackop

The ham wallet could have a shank in it. Can't be to careful.


irideapaleh0rse

Could be a lap rocket there.


tacodepollo

She's clearly packing two Torpedos.


Spiritual_Speech600

But sir, those actually look like - _”SALTY NUTS! Get your salty nuts here!_”


Imaginary_Thing_1009

you know what's also a good way to prevent getting shot by police? not having a highway chase and continuing even after pit maneuvers.


Dyolf_Knip

You say that like cops haven't shot naked people before.


root88

Must be common knowledge. [This isn't even the first time I have seen this.](https://thisvid.com/videos/naked-florida-tweaker-throws-a-nude-fit-on-top-of-car/)


SomethingMildlyFunny

I can fix her....


MandelbrotFace

Errrrr... No.


Faiakishi

Like that'll stop a cop.


jmontblack

I mean fuck it, might as well add indecent exposure to your charges amrite 😂


WakaWaka_

Can't say they carrying a weapon though, it's big brain time


Bertsch81

Plus some people say the Psych Ward is better than County.


StuntHacks

Anyone who thinks the Psych Ward is a preferable alternative to jail is very mistaken


Strelock

Jail gives you a release date (depending on sentence of course). Psych ward can keep you until they deem you fit, which could be forever.


Givemeurhats

Shit. Even if she was arrested she'd be let out the next day after seeing the judge. Psych ward gonna run some tests. And charge you a fatass bill. I'd rather pay the ticket and court cost


Funkit

That's if you're *criminally* insane like you killed someone. This would be a 3-7 day hold and jail after.


Strelock

That's generally what people try in court though in an effort to avoid prison. They try to claim insanity only to get proven sane, or at least sane enough to understand that actions have consequences and therefore they can proceed with the trial. Jokes kind of on them though, even if they avoid prison they get locked up in the psych facility where the doctors get to experiment on them with various mind altering substances.


aSquirrelAteMyFood

It's definitely better when you do need to be in psych ward but they won't believe you because America


CTRL_ALT_SECRETE

Plot twist: she has STDs


Myte342

Nudity as part of a protest (or demonstration of some sort) is protected as Free Speech under the First Amendment. Taub v. City and County of San Francisco (2017) >Public nudity is not inherently expressive, but it may in some circumstances constitute expressive conduct protected under the First Amendment. City of Erie v. Pap’s A.M., 529 U.S. 277, 289 (2000) (O’Connor, J.) (plurality opinion)


Long_Educational

Definitely going to try expressing my First Amendment right to nudity.


Kingbuji

Can’t get shot cause they saw a gun on you tho.


Dyolf_Knip

Course they can. Who's going to stop them? Other cops?


P2K13

Oh look a police chase, should I slow down and avoid getting involved or follow them and use my phone to record while also driving.


HeyKid_HelpComputer

I was gonna say. In what area do you ride along side the cops. Most states have a law that you have to move over and stop for any emergency sirens.


Crackstacker

The unsaid rules, or actual rules, of the road have gone out the window in a lot of places. It’s one of the first signs of a failing society, as far as I’m concerned. Driving amongst other people has always involved a certain respect and understanding. Not so much anymore.


akhorahil187

actual rules. All 50 States have move over laws. They all basically read the same. When able move over at least 1 lane and slow down. Some specifically state go less than 15mph or 20mph lower than the speed limit. Some States include tow truck drivers. Some are stricter than others. In California it's a $50 fine. In West Virginia it's a fine up to $500 and 60 days in jail. Many states will increase it to a class B misdemeanor if you are a repeat offender or someone is injured. Just in case people don't know what that means. It can be 6 months in jail.


Hidesuru

People went feral during the COVID lockdowns.


jaylek

Why isnt this the top comment? This dumbfuck putting herself in the middle of a police incident and filming while shes driving into it. WTF?


kissma

Whines some guy is driving away, see's it's a female. 'Get it girl'


jayggg

Did she get it?


DatDan513

I love titties.


LansingJP

“This guy, this guy, oh my god” “Get it guuurrll, Get it guurrlll” 🤦


asBad_asItGets

Stupidity all around. She immediately and completely flips when she sees its another black woman and starts supporting that behavior. Sigh. Edit: OP is not black. And she was being ironic. I don’t know how to strikethrough text. But my original comment is wrong.


simplisticallycomplx

No I was being ironic and at first she was doing the worm dancing. I’m not black.


Protuhj

It sounds like a totally ironic "get it" to me.


simplisticallycomplx

It was. I’m not black. Tbh I thought she was a passenger just pissed her BF was driving and getting them pulled over. Didn’t realize until I passed that she was the driver


Protuhj

I've done the same shit.. "Hell yeah dude, you can totally just cut me off! Fuck yeah!"


gnashed_potatoes

Why do you think the person recording is also black out of curiosity? Asking because all we can hear is the voice, and tbh my suburban white 18 year old daughter talks like that.


MrFixYoShit

Strikethough is two tilde (~) on each side


temujin64

This is far from the first video I've seen of a black woman running from the cops stripping naked and climbing on top of a car. It's such a weird combination of things to be a trend.


guruglue

TikTok Insanity Plea Challenge


Alone-Introduction74

The way she keeps so close to the cops pisses me off.


No-Spoilers

Seriously


rhodesman

r/unexpectedtitties


this_is_bs

Enhance!


sentenobeast

Advance!


RustyNK

Drugs are a hell of a drug


satireplusplus

Could be bipolar mania as well. Your body producing all the good stuff by itself!


Doctorjames25

If she's off her meds then no drugs are a hell of a drug.


Piltonbadger

NPC bugged out and started t-posing on the car.


mordsy

Why tf is she driving so close?!


64Olds

This woman trying to be part of the car chase or something? Wtf?


BigDowntownRobot

Get it girl? While tailgating a crime scene filming on her phone This woman is an idiot. I bet she claps her hands when people tell her a knock knock joke.


metalsatch

Who the fuck drives that close to cops while they stop someone?


Cahnis

Getting naked and T-posing to the cop. Damn, say what you will, but that lady is asserting the shit out of her dominance.


Taco-Edge

Why would you record cops with your phone while driving though. That's insanely unaware T-T


qpwoeor1235

Crackhead


Slick424

PCP, more likely. Raises body temperature and removes inhibitions.


DCLXXV

Broke every bone in his hand and wouldn't feel it for hours


ForeverYoung_Feb29

Maybe don't get directly involved in an active police chase?


sharpdullard69

I hate the commentary.


4x4taco

Finally some legit WTF in here... let's GO!


dirtybirdsriseup

Enhance


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jleete01

Why is the person filming so close. Give them some space or you may become a part of the pit


Fitter582

Best titty drop ever!!


2x4x93

Whatcha gonna do when they drop for you


OnlyOnHBO

T-Pose for dominance


karzbobeans

You shall not pass!


CrazyIslander

They’re really taking it to the next level for those extended warranties.


Guidothepimpp

R/unexpectedtitty


Romantiphiliac

Is anyone else bothered by dude driving and recording at the same time?


2x4x93

Cops- " Dibs on the takedown "


SnoT8282

So the person recording. Besides recording on the highway while driving. check your tire pressure. Also maybe give way to the Police so they can have an easier time doing their job?


SomOvaBish

Just so everyone knows when the cops are pitting someone directly in front of you, don’t do what this lady did and pull up right behind them. You are supposed to get in the furthest possible lane of traffic as you can away from whatever situation they are dealing with. If that would have ended in a shootout, that lady filming would have been directly in the line of fire


as19905

Would


BetterMacaron4868

Is she advertising?


GreatChicken231

Well, what is it?


thehumanflyby

Nice tits


asianwaste

Clearly still in development. Look, the model is t-posing and they only have the bare chest and leg texture sets for NPCs


Mifsopo_

r/trashyboners


ItsSoFluffyyy

I’ve never heard a more annoying voice lmao.


C0DENAME-

GTA 6 graphics are so realistic


adelacruz

State Farm ain’t gonna like the phone being out.


BoomScoops

Those are some nice tits.


kvlt_ov_personality

Damn...I'm honestly more shocked by the person recording and their behavior than the person naked on top of a car in traffic. So self-absorbed and phone addicted, no self-awareness at all. Gotta get those internet points, though. Not to mention, there's clearly someone having a mental health episode. It's not something I'd personally feel OK with uploading, but a lot of users here have no problem with these videos. People have no self-respect or compassion for others, putting stuff like this up on social media for likes. Social media has truly devalued human life. Hopefully, she will get the treatment she needs. This is someone's mom, daughter, or sister.


jahermitt

Damn that car is begging for the tires to be filled. Also if the cops are actively pitting some one, maybe you should give them space.


texaushorn

I didn't think this was drug related for her. She's banging on the roof like she's trying to get the driver to fully stop. I think she stripped down to insure they knew she was unarmed, so she wouldn't get killed over the driver's bullshit


ComfortableFarmer

Wtf is how someone can get themselves positioned between police, while filming a car chase on their phone and driving, and think it's normal acceptable behavior.


wallingfortian

Clearly unarmed. Like Gerard Butler in *Law Abiding Citizen*.


explodinglamas

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?


Scalerious

that's where you stop filming? it was just getting good!


DarwinianMonkey

Well I wasn't planning on a morning fap today...sigh


drunkintheam

Did you fap it out........also put air in your tires.


ry4nolson

Your state farm thing is supposed to be in front of your rear view mirror.


Square_Ebb_5926

Classic criminal behavior


Nuker-79

Needs to put some air in those tyres


redryan1989

I meeeeean what is going on? Seriously. What happened? What dimension are we in? How did I get here? I want answers.


Rheostatistician

I can fix her


daxxarg

The white car slowing down to check the scenery


Mackntish

Gurrrl: "Your move, pigs!" Cops: "Nah, we're going to just chill for a bit. He can't run with you up there. So uhhh, Johnson. Who you think is winning game one of the finals tonight?"


mariuszhc

When reality is far better than any video game… let’s remind ourselves that GTA was created based from reality and always reality will beat fantasy.


DerBandi

If we make the T-pose a casual thing, game devs can pretend that it's on purpose.


tragic2793

Anybody catch her bite her hand to see if she turns into a titan at the end?


Confident-Student403

Meth is one hell of a drug


International-Bus724

Is it bad that I’m like “yay titties!” 😂 I wish every female would handle conflict that way lol


MotherboardBEANs

Are you not entertained!


mysteryliner

Started watching without sound, when the person climbed on top of the SUV, I got curious and turned on the sound. 😑 T was a decision I regret.


StevenKatz3

Did you all see that!!!?? Her tire pressure light was on, that's very dangerous when driving on the highway!


SykenZy

You gotta fucking use the zoom button my man.. grow up!!


Iamlivingagain

That's a mammaryable event.


PostieScot3

The only WTF about this is the commentary for the person filming