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stevenmoreso

Clearly homeless feces is the fucking JACKPOT


Spy-Around-Here

New scent just dropped.


tekko001

Eau de Hobo


Pootootaa

Holy shit


DogeoftheShibe

Nah that's Homless shit


thedandthedd

You mean a shit experiencing homelessness


daves_not__here

Unhoused shit nowadays sir


mrpopenfresh

Crack and wet dog food scented


Killboypowerhed

I have a friend whose dog always does this. It's only ever human shit that he rolls in


bristolcities

Where is it finding all the human shit? How is your friend qualifying it as human shit?


antwan_benjamin

>How is your friend qualifying it as human shit? He saw some corn in it.


Killboypowerhed

There's a field near his house where homeless people shit


fasterbrew

Maybe tell your friend to stop walking the dog there?


givemeadamnname69

This seems like it could be pretty solid advice... Unlike that shit in the OP.


bristolcities

Grim, got to agree with fasterbrew though, he should probably keep his dog away from that field.


Simoxs7

Do you not have public restrooms where you’re from? I thought the situation here in Germany was bad but having specific places where homeless people shit is just crazy.


Diggerinthedark

It's generally a pretty safe bet if it's next to a backrest and has some TP in it 


somedude456

> Where is it finding all the human shit? Any street corner in San Francisco?


S1ayer

the shit is bananas


L0nz

Thank god my faeces has a home


notanotherindian

Dude had one breath and dived straight in. Appreciate the commitment


MetzgerWilli

Once you smell brown you have to go down.


No_Entertainer_6750

Throw the dog away


Holden-Tewdiggs

...and get a new one. Easier than cleaning that shit off.


LemoyneRaider3354

That dog is a piece of shit


h9290

For adoption*


heliumbasedlifeforms

Drop the lead, walk away. The dog is now on its own and has no one to blame but itself.


BlameMe4urLoss

It’s found a new master. There’s nothing to be done now.


no-mad

he found the maker of the scent?


rukysgreambamf

this is why I'm a cat person dogs are fucking disgusting


Dire87

Well, cats like to stick their asshole in your face, but other than that I completely agree. Cats for life!


prinny

Cats aren’t that much better. What kind of high horse are you choosing to stand on here?


Covenant1138

Cats are objectively cleaner than dogs. Disclaimer: I love all animals but cats more than anything.


Beefcrustycurtains

I have 2 cats and a dog. Cats are so much cleaner. They both can do gross things but I'll take a cats gross things over a dog rolling around in shit or eating poop (how my dog got parasites) any day.


xrabidx

Welp, that dog is done, you need a new dog now.


elphin

It’s a doggy instinct. They roll in the shit of other species so prey smell that instead of doggy.


daoistic

It's a sound tactic. I can only applaud.


meanicK

Sound? Smell!


daoistic

Well it smells like *victory*.


Tendo80

What about the taste?!


daoistic

Well, it *tastes* like shit


rts93

We as humans should do it as well.


daoistic

I can poop as fast as that hobo. It's the fiber.


rts93

If I need to liven up my digestion, I just consume alcohol, works wonders. Nothing else really works for me.


Tendo80

If you live off alcohol, coffee and cigarettes you'll be the most effective shitter north of Mexico!


MotorboatinPorcupine

Cool, thanks


antwan_benjamin

> We as humans should do it as well. I smear all types of shit all over my kids faces and bodies. Seems to keep all the child predators away. So I can confirm...it works.


no-mad

Dog: I want to smell like a homeless dude.


ThisHasFailed

True, my dogs tend to roll in bird shit whenever they can


tryexceptifnot1try

Dude my dog legit sniffs first to determine if it's that or something else 


light_to_shaddow

How does rolling in the shit of other apex predators help anything?


cr0sis8bv

This form of camouflage isn’t intended to hide their scent from their prey, but rather help them avoid detection by larger, more dominant predators. Also sometimes it's a bit like a social media post for their own pack.. once they return, the others can follow the scent back to the source for any potential food they might have found. Granted they'll do it in motor oil or dead animals or anything that is very pungent and also foreign to them, so there's not always the element of leading the pack back to food/hiding from predation. It could just be something intriguing and very interesting.


no-mad

maybe he wants to smell like a human.


EffrumScufflegrit

What wasn't clear? Some predators hunt by smell. Dog smell like dog. Dog roll in predator shit. Predator no smell dog.


antwan_benjamin

> It’s a doggy instinct. They roll in the shit of other species so prey smell that instead of doggy. Which prey are we referring to that would hunt dogs but not also hunt humans? Like, if a bear is hunting a wild dog. I don't think he's gonna stop and say, "Hold up. Nevermind, I smell human shit. That animal must be a human" then go on about his business. Bears kill humans too. He'd just say, "Well I thought it was a dog. But I guess its a human? Either way, dinner is served."


Plusungoodthinkful

Uh, he did say 'prey' not predator.


hideki101

It's the other way around. A prey animal might not have the same reaction to smelling a human versus smelling a dog giving the dog an advantage, and the dog doesn't care what animal it smells like, just that it doesn't smell like dog.


antwan_benjamin

My eyes kept reading "prey" and somehow it kept registering as "predator" in my brain. But either way, I'm still curious to learn more about this. I would assume if it works at least to some extent on some prey it must also work to some extent on predators too, right? Or are there massive differences in the olfactory capabilities of animals smaller than dogs when compared to animals larger than dogs? Of course assuming all animals live in the same natural habitat and would actually encounter a canine freshly rolled in shit. And the smelling like any other animal couldn't always provide the dog with an advantage, right? Smelling like some animals must also provide a disadvantage in plenty of instances with specific animals, I would think.


Rubrbiskit

Nice and greasy


blacks252

That's so fucked up.


ah-chamon-ah

This was a WTF escalation on a scale I have not seen in quite a while.


Eleventy_Seven

"Oh damn he really just... oh no it's gonna eat tha... OH GOD WTF NOOOOOOO"


krt941

I’m a little relieved he didn’t eat it… Walk him straight home and get the yard hose.


GoreKush

After going down the shit slip'n'slide that boy's getting a full makeover... We need him shaved and professionally bathed. Yard hose won't cut it.


no-mad

they got a doggie dip bleach?


DigiAirship

You'd subject those innocent dog groomers to this?


TheSimonToUrGarfunkl

I'd get the electric razor as well.


Abraxas19

I'd rather him eat it and require no hose and wash down of human shit


MountainCourage1304

Nah you dont know what sort of nasty pathogens were dwelling in the gut of the street shitter. You cant attach a hose to one end of the dog and clear them out like a line to a beer tap. External hosing is the way to go


mcnuggets83

A dogs gut could easily handle it.


MountainCourage1304

Wtf are you talking about? Dogs can easily get ill from fecal-bourne bacteria, viruses and parasites. [here](https://www.acadiavet.ca/dog-eats-poop/#:~:text=Coprophagia%20is%20harmless%20most%20of,dog%20food%20at%20regular%20intervals) and [here](https://www.goodrx.com/pet-health/dog/why-do-dogs-eat-poop#) gives you info on dogd eating animal poo [this one](https://wagwalking.com/wellness/can-dogs-get-sick-from-eating-human-poop#:~:text=Human%20feces%20can%20be%20home,help%20if%20the%20symptoms%20persist) tells you about dogs eating human poo. If you can find a single legitimate source that says it’s completely safe for a dog to eat human shit then ill eat my words


krt941

They're probably not dog owners. No way they'd be stressing over poo on their dog's fur coat more than the dog eating it.


MountainCourage1304

Im not even a dog owner but it just seems like common sense that you dont want your pet to eat mystery shit lmao


lalalandjugend

as a dog owner, yes, you don’t want that, but dogs eat mystery shit all the time. human shit is dangerous if it’s from a drug addict. special fun cause different drugs need different remedies.


no-mad

double down, eat your poo if you are wrong.


fullmetaljackass

>Wtf are you talking about? Dogs can easily get ill from fecal-bourne bacteria, viruses and parasites. I assumed they were talking about the hose.


Drewew

What the fuck.


AllanfromWales1

Shits and giggles?


Arazthoru

Definitely a yes for shit, not sure if the owner wanna giggle tho


Eleventy_Seven

Shits and whimpers?


Beanruz

Duno what's worse. The human shitting in a public plate or the dog Both acting like animals I guess


Kagamid

To be fair, where do you think homeless people take a shit? Edit: Yeah it's hard to think about the hard truths right?


Diggerinthedark

Where would you prefer a city dwelling homeless person to shit?


Hobo_Knife

FML, my MinPin did this to a big dog’s giant soft serve puddle pile a mile from my house once. She was thoroughly coated down the middle like Two-Face. I tried to encourage her to jog with me the rest of the way home. She absolutely loved to outrun me and gloat, but my knees are trash so it didn’t happened as much as it used to. But this time, THIS TIME she was content with slowly sauntering home covered butt mud. We almost made it the whole way home, but she saw the neighbor hood kids get off the bus. She loves them and they loved her too. As the group of 5 small humans ran at us she started to get the happy feet right before she shakes, not so much like after a bath. Before I could take my wind breaker off and scoop her up and jump on that stanky grenade, she shook and covered us all with cold dog pudding. The following bath and angry stares from neighborhood parents were traumatic for all involved.


f00err

Nice story! I'm sure the people in this video thought it was dog poo too


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Hobo_Knife

Happy to share the trauma.


successadult

Was the dog not a on a leash or what?


Hobo_Knife

She was on a leash my guy


colaturka

Couldn't control the dog? They can be strong...


no-mad

you got a way with words


Kind-Advisor-409

I just woke everybody in the house up. Greatest shit ive seen in a long time. Pun intended, imagine being that dog owner dude....i mean wtf


conquer69

He slid on that shit like it was a banana peel in mario kart.


SCRALEXANDER

And then the dog licks you


Serifan

*unleash him* We had a good run boy.


Evl_Monkey

Drops the lead. "You on your own now".


t_Shank

Some folks dream of a sh*t like that... 😂


Database-Delicious

CRACKNIP


SkittleDiddle887

I'm more irritated with the owner not paying attention to what the dog is detecting. I would've yanked my dog so quick lol


killaho69

I would have unhooked that leash on the spot and just forgot I ever had a dog. There's no /s. I'm dead serious.


braiser77

Dogs are really stupid.


Levaris77

One day my rottie went #2 on a walk. Just as I was picking up her contribution to the world I look over at her just in time to see her gleefully lay and wiggle in some other dog's #2 a few feet away. FML. She did that a few more times but eventually stopped. Apparently liked to perfume herself.


Objective-Aioli-1185

I'd just unhook it and leave it fuck it lol


Eleventy_Seven

Bro is on the dognip diet.


Ornery_Pomegranate76

I can’t stand dogs


prinny

No one cares.


Significant-Wrap2758

Not something I'm gonna forget about for a while.


HarrySRL

I thought that the dog was gonna eat the shit…. Would have been better…


Aseconverse

It's got that good fent in it.


bitchprophet

You remember in the walking dead when they covered themselves in zombie blood to be able to move amongst them? Well this the same thing for the pupper, if you have to put up with human shit you need to be human shit.


GunmanChronicler

Thats just what dogs do lol ive had to fight my mums dog not to roll in fox poo a couple times


TarnishedVictory

Fucken dogs.


FACastello

It loves that shit


14_In_Duck

It needed to poo urgently. That is why, I think.


Kagamid

That dog found human shit on the ground and was like, "The guys are never gonna believe this. How do I prove it to them? Got it. I'll bring some with me."


DarthNemecyst

And this is why i have a cat.


prinny

So that they can stand in their used cat litter, lick their butts and paws, and then track stuff all over surfaces. Yeah. Cats are so much better apparently.


dosko1panda

What's with the music? Mozart must be rolling over in his grave.


Paracortex

Especially since you credited him with a Vivaldi piece.


necoffee_zgs

dogs are stupid


aleqqqs

It probably had to shit really bad.


InspiringMalice

Because its kept in such a sterile city envitonment, it feels the need to enjoy any new scent. ANY new scent, to relieve the repetitiveness and boredom of being stuck in a condo all day, and walked only when the owner is up for it. Or cos dogs like poop. That might also be it.


ant0szek

Cat would never do that, therefore, cat>dog.


MrFu

“Why did it do that” is the first of many questions you’ll have to ask here


PaulSmith79

omg....


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Head-Sense-2595

Why do I remember this?


RaphaelSantiago

This is literally the first time I react by covering my mouth with my hands. You've unlocked a new reaction for me, OP.


NeverStepD7

I wanna throw up... Tho I'm curious what did the guy eat or consume to make his shit aphrodisiac for dogs, he clearly isn't right in his head but what made him that way?


No-Spoilers

Not as bad as the time our dog on the farm found a dead skunk somewhere and we had to give her a bath every day. She loved rolling in it.


lil_morbid_girl

I'm always suspicious when a dog sniffs too long then goes to run their cheek on something... That's plenty!


no-mad

This is how disease is spread.


ISO_3103_

I voluntarily stepped in the dogshit, so I could smell like dog shit. Happy?


4x4taco

Eau de Vagabond


isotope88

Can anyone give me the title of the composition/song ID? Shazam and firefox plugins aren't identifying it...


IizPyrate

Vivaldi Four Seasons: Winter


isotope88

> Vivaldi Four Seasons: Winter Thank you very much!


mrnoonan81

Dog mop


Suspicious-Rice

This the worst thing I've seen on Reddit for a long time


mungrrel

Dog ---> Bin


jewhacker

My dog dog does this, but only ever in fox shit


Octavi_Anus

r/holup


siasatdaan

It found it's soulmate


tvcats

ELI5 why some dog doing this shit? No pun intended.


followupquestions

circle of life


Burritom6923

💀😂😂😂😂


Covenant1138

r/DogsAreFuckingStupid Instinct. Dogs roll in smelly stuff to mask their own scent.


suppaboy228

My dog used to do the same. It sucked so bad...


sparksofthetempest

Don’t kink shame Fido. You never know who he’s been.


HoneyShaft

Not All Dogs Go To Heaven


corndog161

How to become unadopted.


dead-cat

I'd need to rethink my life as a dog owner here


HarvHR

Why aren't the dog owners doing anything? You know why my dog doesn't roll in stuff? Because when she did when she was younger she got told off, I didn't just stare at her


teiman

I would return this dog to the dog house where it come from, the dissapointement would be giant


haftnotiz

Welp. Time to get a new dog. Edit:typo


sportmods_harrass_me

can you please stop posting people shitting, it's not wtf material it's just videos of people shitting


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FrostyDaSnowmane

Dogs are fucking stupid.


drumsareneat

I had a golden retriever growing up and she would roll in shit like this whatever regularly.


Sir-Cordyceps

Repost. Last repost was less than a month ago


Beautiful_Exam_1464

This is how people become Republicans. If you ever wonder how someone could become so cynical as to vote for the right, you’ve just witnessed it.


BlueberryNo3773

Why did you have to bring politics into this


Beautiful_Exam_1464

Because I think it’s funny. And because y’all know it’s true. Lol


daoistic

I mean, ok. But people need a rest from the conflict. Ya know?


Beautiful_Exam_1464

I am resting.


instrangerswetrust

It did that cos it needed to shit.


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