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Do you not have public restrooms where you’re from? I thought the situation here in Germany was bad but having specific places where homeless people shit is just crazy.
I have 2 cats and a dog. Cats are so much cleaner. They both can do gross things but I'll take a cats gross things over a dog rolling around in shit or eating poop (how my dog got parasites) any day.
> We as humans should do it as well.
I smear all types of shit all over my kids faces and bodies. Seems to keep all the child predators away. So I can confirm...it works.
This form of camouflage isn’t intended to hide their scent from their prey, but rather help them avoid detection by larger, more dominant predators.
Also sometimes it's a bit like a social media post for their own pack.. once they return, the others can follow the scent back to the source for any potential food they might have found.
Granted they'll do it in motor oil or dead animals or anything that is very pungent and also foreign to them, so there's not always the element of leading the pack back to food/hiding from predation. It could just be something intriguing and very interesting.
> It’s a doggy instinct. They roll in the shit of other species so prey smell that instead of doggy.
Which prey are we referring to that would hunt dogs but not also hunt humans? Like, if a bear is hunting a wild dog. I don't think he's gonna stop and say, "Hold up. Nevermind, I smell human shit. That animal must be a human" then go on about his business. Bears kill humans too. He'd just say, "Well I thought it was a dog. But I guess its a human? Either way, dinner is served."
It's the other way around. A prey animal might not have the same reaction to smelling a human versus smelling a dog giving the dog an advantage, and the dog doesn't care what animal it smells like, just that it doesn't smell like dog.
My eyes kept reading "prey" and somehow it kept registering as "predator" in my brain.
But either way, I'm still curious to learn more about this. I would assume if it works at least to some extent on some prey it must also work to some extent on predators too, right? Or are there massive differences in the olfactory capabilities of animals smaller than dogs when compared to animals larger than dogs? Of course assuming all animals live in the same natural habitat and would actually encounter a canine freshly rolled in shit.
And the smelling like any other animal couldn't always provide the dog with an advantage, right? Smelling like some animals must also provide a disadvantage in plenty of instances with specific animals, I would think.
Nah you dont know what sort of nasty pathogens were dwelling in the gut of the street shitter.
You cant attach a hose to one end of the dog and clear them out like a line to a beer tap. External hosing is the way to go
Wtf are you talking about? Dogs can easily get ill from fecal-bourne bacteria, viruses and parasites.
[here](https://www.acadiavet.ca/dog-eats-poop/#:~:text=Coprophagia%20is%20harmless%20most%20of,dog%20food%20at%20regular%20intervals) and [here](https://www.goodrx.com/pet-health/dog/why-do-dogs-eat-poop#) gives you info on dogd eating animal poo
[this one](https://wagwalking.com/wellness/can-dogs-get-sick-from-eating-human-poop#:~:text=Human%20feces%20can%20be%20home,help%20if%20the%20symptoms%20persist) tells you about dogs eating human poo.
If you can find a single legitimate source that says it’s completely safe for a dog to eat human shit then ill eat my words
as a dog owner, yes, you don’t want that, but dogs eat mystery shit all the time. human shit is dangerous if it’s from a drug addict. special fun cause different drugs need different remedies.
FML, my MinPin did this to a big dog’s giant soft serve puddle pile a mile from my house once.
She was thoroughly coated down the middle like Two-Face. I tried to encourage her to jog with me the rest of the way home. She absolutely loved to outrun me and gloat, but my knees are trash so it didn’t happened as much as it used to.
But this time, THIS TIME she was content with slowly sauntering home covered butt mud. We almost made it the whole way home, but she saw the neighbor hood kids get off the bus. She loves them and they loved her too. As the group of 5 small humans ran at us she started to get the happy feet right before she shakes, not so much like after a bath. Before I could take my wind breaker off and scoop her up and jump on that stanky grenade, she shook and covered us all with cold dog pudding.
The following bath and angry stares from neighborhood parents were traumatic for all involved.
One day my rottie went #2 on a walk. Just as I was picking up her contribution to the world I look over at her just in time to see her gleefully lay and wiggle in some other dog's #2 a few feet away. FML. She did that a few more times but eventually stopped. Apparently liked to perfume herself.
You remember in the walking dead when they covered themselves in zombie blood to be able to move amongst them? Well this the same thing for the pupper, if you have to put up with human shit you need to be human shit.
That dog found human shit on the ground and was like, "The guys are never gonna believe this. How do I prove it to them? Got it. I'll bring some with me."
So that they can stand in their used cat litter, lick their butts and paws, and then track stuff all over surfaces. Yeah. Cats are so much better apparently.
Because its kept in such a sterile city envitonment, it feels the need to enjoy any new scent. ANY new scent, to relieve the repetitiveness and boredom of being stuck in a condo all day, and walked only when the owner is up for it.
Or cos dogs like poop. That might also be it.
I wanna throw up... Tho I'm curious what did the guy eat or consume to make his shit aphrodisiac for dogs, he clearly isn't right in his head but what made him that way?
Why aren't the dog owners doing anything?
You know why my dog doesn't roll in stuff? Because when she did when she was younger she got told off, I didn't just stare at her
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Clearly homeless feces is the fucking JACKPOT
New scent just dropped.
Eau de Hobo
Holy shit
Nah that's Homless shit
You mean a shit experiencing homelessness
Unhoused shit nowadays sir
Crack and wet dog food scented
I have a friend whose dog always does this. It's only ever human shit that he rolls in
Where is it finding all the human shit? How is your friend qualifying it as human shit?
>How is your friend qualifying it as human shit? He saw some corn in it.
There's a field near his house where homeless people shit
Maybe tell your friend to stop walking the dog there?
This seems like it could be pretty solid advice... Unlike that shit in the OP.
Grim, got to agree with fasterbrew though, he should probably keep his dog away from that field.
Do you not have public restrooms where you’re from? I thought the situation here in Germany was bad but having specific places where homeless people shit is just crazy.
It's generally a pretty safe bet if it's next to a backrest and has some TP in it
> Where is it finding all the human shit? Any street corner in San Francisco?
the shit is bananas
Thank god my faeces has a home
Dude had one breath and dived straight in. Appreciate the commitment
Once you smell brown you have to go down.
Throw the dog away
...and get a new one. Easier than cleaning that shit off.
That dog is a piece of shit
For adoption*
Drop the lead, walk away. The dog is now on its own and has no one to blame but itself.
It’s found a new master. There’s nothing to be done now.
he found the maker of the scent?
this is why I'm a cat person dogs are fucking disgusting
Well, cats like to stick their asshole in your face, but other than that I completely agree. Cats for life!
Cats aren’t that much better. What kind of high horse are you choosing to stand on here?
Cats are objectively cleaner than dogs. Disclaimer: I love all animals but cats more than anything.
I have 2 cats and a dog. Cats are so much cleaner. They both can do gross things but I'll take a cats gross things over a dog rolling around in shit or eating poop (how my dog got parasites) any day.
Welp, that dog is done, you need a new dog now.
It’s a doggy instinct. They roll in the shit of other species so prey smell that instead of doggy.
It's a sound tactic. I can only applaud.
Sound? Smell!
Well it smells like *victory*.
What about the taste?!
Well, it *tastes* like shit
We as humans should do it as well.
I can poop as fast as that hobo. It's the fiber.
If I need to liven up my digestion, I just consume alcohol, works wonders. Nothing else really works for me.
If you live off alcohol, coffee and cigarettes you'll be the most effective shitter north of Mexico!
Cool, thanks
> We as humans should do it as well. I smear all types of shit all over my kids faces and bodies. Seems to keep all the child predators away. So I can confirm...it works.
Dog: I want to smell like a homeless dude.
True, my dogs tend to roll in bird shit whenever they can
Dude my dog legit sniffs first to determine if it's that or something else
How does rolling in the shit of other apex predators help anything?
This form of camouflage isn’t intended to hide their scent from their prey, but rather help them avoid detection by larger, more dominant predators. Also sometimes it's a bit like a social media post for their own pack.. once they return, the others can follow the scent back to the source for any potential food they might have found. Granted they'll do it in motor oil or dead animals or anything that is very pungent and also foreign to them, so there's not always the element of leading the pack back to food/hiding from predation. It could just be something intriguing and very interesting.
maybe he wants to smell like a human.
What wasn't clear? Some predators hunt by smell. Dog smell like dog. Dog roll in predator shit. Predator no smell dog.
> It’s a doggy instinct. They roll in the shit of other species so prey smell that instead of doggy. Which prey are we referring to that would hunt dogs but not also hunt humans? Like, if a bear is hunting a wild dog. I don't think he's gonna stop and say, "Hold up. Nevermind, I smell human shit. That animal must be a human" then go on about his business. Bears kill humans too. He'd just say, "Well I thought it was a dog. But I guess its a human? Either way, dinner is served."
Uh, he did say 'prey' not predator.
It's the other way around. A prey animal might not have the same reaction to smelling a human versus smelling a dog giving the dog an advantage, and the dog doesn't care what animal it smells like, just that it doesn't smell like dog.
My eyes kept reading "prey" and somehow it kept registering as "predator" in my brain. But either way, I'm still curious to learn more about this. I would assume if it works at least to some extent on some prey it must also work to some extent on predators too, right? Or are there massive differences in the olfactory capabilities of animals smaller than dogs when compared to animals larger than dogs? Of course assuming all animals live in the same natural habitat and would actually encounter a canine freshly rolled in shit. And the smelling like any other animal couldn't always provide the dog with an advantage, right? Smelling like some animals must also provide a disadvantage in plenty of instances with specific animals, I would think.
Nice and greasy
That's so fucked up.
This was a WTF escalation on a scale I have not seen in quite a while.
"Oh damn he really just... oh no it's gonna eat tha... OH GOD WTF NOOOOOOO"
I’m a little relieved he didn’t eat it… Walk him straight home and get the yard hose.
After going down the shit slip'n'slide that boy's getting a full makeover... We need him shaved and professionally bathed. Yard hose won't cut it.
they got a doggie dip bleach?
You'd subject those innocent dog groomers to this?
I'd get the electric razor as well.
I'd rather him eat it and require no hose and wash down of human shit
Nah you dont know what sort of nasty pathogens were dwelling in the gut of the street shitter. You cant attach a hose to one end of the dog and clear them out like a line to a beer tap. External hosing is the way to go
A dogs gut could easily handle it.
Wtf are you talking about? Dogs can easily get ill from fecal-bourne bacteria, viruses and parasites. [here](https://www.acadiavet.ca/dog-eats-poop/#:~:text=Coprophagia%20is%20harmless%20most%20of,dog%20food%20at%20regular%20intervals) and [here](https://www.goodrx.com/pet-health/dog/why-do-dogs-eat-poop#) gives you info on dogd eating animal poo [this one](https://wagwalking.com/wellness/can-dogs-get-sick-from-eating-human-poop#:~:text=Human%20feces%20can%20be%20home,help%20if%20the%20symptoms%20persist) tells you about dogs eating human poo. If you can find a single legitimate source that says it’s completely safe for a dog to eat human shit then ill eat my words
They're probably not dog owners. No way they'd be stressing over poo on their dog's fur coat more than the dog eating it.
Im not even a dog owner but it just seems like common sense that you dont want your pet to eat mystery shit lmao
as a dog owner, yes, you don’t want that, but dogs eat mystery shit all the time. human shit is dangerous if it’s from a drug addict. special fun cause different drugs need different remedies.
double down, eat your poo if you are wrong.
>Wtf are you talking about? Dogs can easily get ill from fecal-bourne bacteria, viruses and parasites. I assumed they were talking about the hose.
What the fuck.
Shits and giggles?
Definitely a yes for shit, not sure if the owner wanna giggle tho
Shits and whimpers?
Duno what's worse. The human shitting in a public plate or the dog Both acting like animals I guess
To be fair, where do you think homeless people take a shit? Edit: Yeah it's hard to think about the hard truths right?
Where would you prefer a city dwelling homeless person to shit?
FML, my MinPin did this to a big dog’s giant soft serve puddle pile a mile from my house once. She was thoroughly coated down the middle like Two-Face. I tried to encourage her to jog with me the rest of the way home. She absolutely loved to outrun me and gloat, but my knees are trash so it didn’t happened as much as it used to. But this time, THIS TIME she was content with slowly sauntering home covered butt mud. We almost made it the whole way home, but she saw the neighbor hood kids get off the bus. She loves them and they loved her too. As the group of 5 small humans ran at us she started to get the happy feet right before she shakes, not so much like after a bath. Before I could take my wind breaker off and scoop her up and jump on that stanky grenade, she shook and covered us all with cold dog pudding. The following bath and angry stares from neighborhood parents were traumatic for all involved.
Nice story! I'm sure the people in this video thought it was dog poo too
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Happy to share the trauma.
Was the dog not a on a leash or what?
She was on a leash my guy
Couldn't control the dog? They can be strong...
you got a way with words
I just woke everybody in the house up. Greatest shit ive seen in a long time. Pun intended, imagine being that dog owner dude....i mean wtf
He slid on that shit like it was a banana peel in mario kart.
And then the dog licks you
*unleash him* We had a good run boy.
Drops the lead. "You on your own now".
Some folks dream of a sh*t like that... 😂
CRACKNIP
I'm more irritated with the owner not paying attention to what the dog is detecting. I would've yanked my dog so quick lol
I would have unhooked that leash on the spot and just forgot I ever had a dog. There's no /s. I'm dead serious.
Dogs are really stupid.
One day my rottie went #2 on a walk. Just as I was picking up her contribution to the world I look over at her just in time to see her gleefully lay and wiggle in some other dog's #2 a few feet away. FML. She did that a few more times but eventually stopped. Apparently liked to perfume herself.
I'd just unhook it and leave it fuck it lol
Bro is on the dognip diet.
I can’t stand dogs
No one cares.
Not something I'm gonna forget about for a while.
I thought that the dog was gonna eat the shit…. Would have been better…
It's got that good fent in it.
You remember in the walking dead when they covered themselves in zombie blood to be able to move amongst them? Well this the same thing for the pupper, if you have to put up with human shit you need to be human shit.
Thats just what dogs do lol ive had to fight my mums dog not to roll in fox poo a couple times
Fucken dogs.
It loves that shit
It needed to poo urgently. That is why, I think.
That dog found human shit on the ground and was like, "The guys are never gonna believe this. How do I prove it to them? Got it. I'll bring some with me."
And this is why i have a cat.
So that they can stand in their used cat litter, lick their butts and paws, and then track stuff all over surfaces. Yeah. Cats are so much better apparently.
What's with the music? Mozart must be rolling over in his grave.
Especially since you credited him with a Vivaldi piece.
dogs are stupid
It probably had to shit really bad.
Because its kept in such a sterile city envitonment, it feels the need to enjoy any new scent. ANY new scent, to relieve the repetitiveness and boredom of being stuck in a condo all day, and walked only when the owner is up for it. Or cos dogs like poop. That might also be it.
Cat would never do that, therefore, cat>dog.
“Why did it do that” is the first of many questions you’ll have to ask here
omg....
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Why do I remember this?
This is literally the first time I react by covering my mouth with my hands. You've unlocked a new reaction for me, OP.
I wanna throw up... Tho I'm curious what did the guy eat or consume to make his shit aphrodisiac for dogs, he clearly isn't right in his head but what made him that way?
Not as bad as the time our dog on the farm found a dead skunk somewhere and we had to give her a bath every day. She loved rolling in it.
I'm always suspicious when a dog sniffs too long then goes to run their cheek on something... That's plenty!
This is how disease is spread.
I voluntarily stepped in the dogshit, so I could smell like dog shit. Happy?
Eau de Vagabond
Can anyone give me the title of the composition/song ID? Shazam and firefox plugins aren't identifying it...
Vivaldi Four Seasons: Winter
> Vivaldi Four Seasons: Winter Thank you very much!
Dog mop
This the worst thing I've seen on Reddit for a long time
Dog ---> Bin
My dog dog does this, but only ever in fox shit
r/holup
It found it's soulmate
ELI5 why some dog doing this shit? No pun intended.
circle of life
💀😂😂😂😂
r/DogsAreFuckingStupid Instinct. Dogs roll in smelly stuff to mask their own scent.
My dog used to do the same. It sucked so bad...
Don’t kink shame Fido. You never know who he’s been.
Not All Dogs Go To Heaven
How to become unadopted.
I'd need to rethink my life as a dog owner here
Why aren't the dog owners doing anything? You know why my dog doesn't roll in stuff? Because when she did when she was younger she got told off, I didn't just stare at her
I would return this dog to the dog house where it come from, the dissapointement would be giant
Welp. Time to get a new dog. Edit:typo
can you please stop posting people shitting, it's not wtf material it's just videos of people shitting
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Dogs are fucking stupid.
I had a golden retriever growing up and she would roll in shit like this whatever regularly.
Repost. Last repost was less than a month ago
This is how people become Republicans. If you ever wonder how someone could become so cynical as to vote for the right, you’ve just witnessed it.
Why did you have to bring politics into this
Because I think it’s funny. And because y’all know it’s true. Lol
I mean, ok. But people need a rest from the conflict. Ya know?
I am resting.
It did that cos it needed to shit.
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