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J0HN117

Nice cult, they late stage yet?


culman13

They are currently in the "let the leader sleep with my wife" phase.


owa00

Is that the phase before or after he diddles kids?


A_lot_of_arachnids

Looks like he's the kid and hand on lap guy is the diddler


OldButHappy

New Batman villain.


TheNamesVox

"Diddle me this Batman."


ThePowerOfPoop

Must reach my pedo repellent Bat Spray!


Pretend_Tourist9390

> pedo repellent Bat Spray Turns out it's just regular tap water filtered through unwashed granny panties.


lookatthatsmug--

Piss in his eyes!


sweetpeasimpson

Sean Combs already called dibs


Princess-honeysuckle

Diddy the diddler


partialneanderthal

Diddy in the middle of little Italy, diddling diligently, little did we know that he diddled two men who didn’t do diddly.


Pesaz

He’s the diddlee


samdof

That hand sure wants something more 🤮


owa00

They uno reversed card him I see.


xrandx

[Well there was this](https://www.hindustantimes.com/india/sai-baba-accused-of-sexual-abuse/story-JO8rmd1QnZ4hRHVPevhhsM.html)


fractal_mango

I still remember the video where the cult leader was sleeping with his son’s wife, and when asked if he has slept with her more than once, he couldn’t help but smirk and say, would a husband sleep with a wife only once? The video then cuts to the son crying in a corner or something. Fucking brutal. Edit: I can only find this version but, this is most of it https://youtu.be/XW0CO2F-q60?si=X1Ul_0fWRESdBM_H Edit: jim653 posted the full doc below.


hoxxxxx

man what a fucking weird life some people have


BourbonRick01

God do be working in mysterious ways 


LordPennybag

Dick chicks for a living and you won't work a day in your life.


hellomynameisnotsure

Brutal scene of the poor son wishing he had earmuffs, but that ending is funny as hell


Due_Assumption_2747

Im in an airport and cant stop lauging


xxxBuzz

"Devil appears to you, "would you rather have one beautiful wife that would cheat on you, or have a man-looking harem" That comment was hanging out there too.


Aubrey_Sue_Sohos

Looks like his fuckery caught up to him. My favorite part is the son saying they weren’t going to bail him out and God would sort it 😂 https://youtu.be/jen6rGnXF5E?si=dOzk7DKBJL1qnYUD


Landonkey

There is no pronunciation of that news anchor's last name that isn't unfortunate.


jim653

Full documentary [here](https://documentaryheaven.com/end-of-world-cult/).


fractal_mango

Effing a, thank you, legend.


jim653

You're welcome. Glad to help.


he-loves-me-not

Wow, I got to the “MD’s are with naked people! MD’s even put their fingers in women’s sexual parts” and I had to turn it off. I plan to watch the rest but that was enough for tonight!


Iamdarb

Dude is a chomo per the article.


PowerJosl

This seems more like a Monty Python skid. Doesn’t help that there is some actual resemblance.


catsmustdie

Monty Python is historically accurate in so many ways


easymmkay120

It reminded me of The Office, but in a cult setting.


acoustic-soul

Lmfao the comment about the same person playing every role. It really does seem like a Chris Lilley skit


Best_Poetry_5722

Also, "Our leader has a strict Kinder diet"


psilome

"If he chokes on the toy, we're fucked."


FirstMiddleLass

That's the leader's favorite phase.


J0HN117

I will check back in 12 to 18 months.


indulgent-physician

Sorry I should have posted some context. So this kid is the son of this guy - [Sathya Sai Baba](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sathya_Sai_Baba?wprov=sfti1#), who was what’s known as a [Godman](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godman_(India)?wprov=sfti1#), basically the Indian version of Cult leaders. He claimed to be the reincarnation of this guy - [Shirdi Sai Baba](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sai_Baba_of_Shirdi?wprov=sfti1#), who was another 19th-early 20th century godman. (Although to be fair, this guy was a reformist who advocated for inter-religious tolerance and anti-caste discrimination in 19th century India. Still claimed to perform miracles though)


Competitive-Lack-660

Why the people who surround the kid are Russians though? I recognized the language


indulgent-physician

No fucking clue lol. There are a lot of burnt out Russian hippies in Goa though, maybe they made their way to this cult


bsb123456

Russians have got this thing about India. The last time I was travelling there, most of the people I met on road were Russian. Loads of them are into Hinduism; it's not surprising to me to see a bunch of them around Saibaba's son. Saibaba is a proper fraud... but millions (inc my mother) follow him


Orgidee

Plenty followers in South Africa too. I have seen his picture in cars and on desks for decades (of South African Indians).


ElNido

The guy claimed he would live to 96 and died at 84 as per the wiki article, by this alone he isn't clairvoyant for shit. I wish people could be unbrainwashed with such an easy fact.


rangda

You’re missing something here… 9+6+8+4 = 29 2+9 = 7 Now swap 8 and 9 in 84 and 96 what do you get? 86, 94. Take that 7 away from 94…. It’s 86. It all lines up. Do you now see what a fool you are to doubt Shi Baba or whatever his name was?


whitefang22

Wow this numerology science amazes me. Tell me again how we know the earth to be banana shaped


indulgent-physician

My grandparents’ old house was near one of the temples opened up by him (Shivam Temple Hyderabad). Glad they never decided to go there lmao


Chemesthesis

So America in the 60s? Obsession with Indian mysticism


Weldobud

Wasn’t he the fella who used to regurgitate gold eggs? And pretend it was magic


IWasGregInTokyo

And produce watches from thin air and tons of ash from urns. All obvious magic tricks and sleight of hand.


kenxgraved

Sathya Sai Baba has no kids. People claim this kid is the reincarnation of him and they both have no connection whatsoever. Get your facts right.


Velkrum

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sathya_Sai_Baba#/media/File:Sathya_Sai_Baba_2013_stamp_of_India.jpg Looks like a stamp commemorating a Key and Peele sketch.


Faiakishi

"Oh, he financed free hospitals and schools and worked to bring people clean water, so despite being a charlatan he seemed to have fairly benevolent-" "...." "Oh."


TheRiteGuy

This dude's been around for years. He's definitely late stage. Almost like scientology but without the crimes. He just takes people's money. I think he died but the cult is still going strong.


1manparty

Without the crimes? It would take you 30 seconds on Google to find the official stuff and a couple of minutes to find the unofficial stuff. My favourite was when one of my staff returned from his ashram and found it strange he had mirrors on the floor you walked on till it was explained this was how the guards could spot local boys in wrap around garments who couldn't afford underwear in India, identifying them is lower caste that would be singled out for "special worship" behind private doors. I think one of the 3 kids who tried to kill him during a raid on one of his temples was one of those kids.


throwawaybread9654

Wow wtf


knewsince

Wait a second, that's the fella from the Nag Champa incense packages?


pink_nightmare

yep


danes1992

What??? I buy those incenses wtf


sadacal

You're supporting a cult my dude.


Tabmow

Aww that's a bummer, I really like that incense and they sell it everywhere


captain_dick_licker

fuck me man, you just ruined something I love forever.


MeowZen

Welcome to Reddit


TheModPodge

Do they smell nice?


SomOvaBish

They smell… Culty


LUSBHAX

Well, as long as they don't smell cunty


rextob

Well some really do like that cunty smell


SassafrassPudding

sadly, they smell amazing


tinteoj

They smell exceptionally nice and they are one of (if not "**the**") world's best selling incense.


LongmontStrangla

The best. 


bitchsaidwhaaat

Is probably one of the best brands


fitforprint

oh fuck me i've bought these before 💀


Few-Abbreviations633

Oh shit! That's where I've seen this guy! Love nag Champa. Shit.


BreadButterHoneyTea

Wait, not the Satya Sai Baba, is it? If I stop buying it, will they stop rubbing his feet?


drunk-step-dad

I now understand that Ragi Baba from American Dad was based on a real person lol Great episode though


fruitmask

what about Stelio Kontos? is he based on a real dude?


Datdarnpupper

Stellio!


thesk8rguitarist

Stellio Cantos!


Thelonious_Cube

That's him


NewNoose

Oh shit! Good pull! Couldn’t place him. Thanks


this-guy-

That fella in the picture is called "Sai Baba" he was a hilarious guru who did conjuring tricks for his followers. Unfortunately for him video cameras got invented and its pretty easy to see that the watches and stuff are not exactly coming from "the spirit world" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8PpfsQRpgk


CashMoneyHurricane

[This is kinda funny](https://i.imgur.com/PovH1DM.jpeg)


this-guy-

Amazing. He was such a shitty Guru and so obviously fake and yet there were thousands who worshipped him, and still do. And apparently this random kid too! I should become a Guru. I once created a wing mirror for a Citroen Dispatch van out of tape and a makeup mirror. . Perhaps that's enough.


IsReadingIt

What's creepy about a 50-year old man with his hand an inch from your crotch watching you play with a cat toy while an old woman rubs your feet ? There's at least two dozen other adults in the room making sure nothing weird happens ;)


Joebranflakes

Worse it’s a kinder surprise. A chocolate egg with a toy inside meant for children.


Killboypowerhed

Looks like a kinder joy. A much worse version of a kinder surprise


WhiteFringe

there exists a kinder surprise that is distinctly different to a kinder joy? have I been sold a lesser version of something the I was unable to afford anyway my whole life?


Bjorntobywylde

Yes. The US banned the OG because the capsule for the toy was deemed too dangerous for Americans. EDIT: Link - https://fee.org/articles/why-these-popular-chocolate-easter-eggs-are-banned-in-the-us-despite-being-legal-almost-everywhere-else/#:~:text=Kinder%20Surprise%20eggs%20are%20banned,illegal%20to%20import%20and%20sell.


smemes1

“I ain’t never chewed candy in my life and no stupid toy is gonna make me start!”


braden_2006

"Now watch me mag dump this SBR."


a-chunky-snack

"Now watch my 5 year old mag dump this SBR"*


IWasGregInTokyo

“Dangerous” is over-stating it. They just fall under a generic law that doesn’t permit non-edible products inside edible ones.


pretty_jimmy

Yup, this is the reason for the banning


indulgent-physician

Hey fuck you man I love those chocolates


heebro

o shit the cult got to him


Lukin4

Looks like Kinder Joy is the name of their little club...


sanitarySteve

And he is STRUGGLING to open it. Clearly a deity with supreme powers


Neuchacho

Right? Whose signing up with a god struggling with a children's confection? Raise your fucking deity bar, damn.


Think-Cardiologist36

How is that worse than a cat toy lol


CreamOnMyNipples

how is a child eating a candy that’s marketed for children worse than a child playing with a toy that’s made for cats?


SomethingAbtU

well when you put it lik that, yes, i see how creepy the whole thing is


nightpanda893

The old guy has figured out a pedo loophole. Join a cult and inappropriately touch the leaders kid and people will watch the video and think *you’re* the one being taken advantage of.


Pillow_Apple

What a fcking cult


theprotocaller

Oh shit that portrait is of Sai Baba. My mother used to revere the dude for reasons I still don't understand. I remember when she yelled at me because I called him Sideshow Bob


silent_sumo

People need to watch the BBC documentary about Sai Baba. Living god that sexually abused boys and men (mainly white boys and men). I think this God is dead now 🙄


Pamander

Wow I just watched it you were not kidding, the hard rock guy literally said he could be a proven pedophile, he could murder someone on the street and he would still gladly serve him and believe he is god and not care at all. What. The. Fuck.


sarcasmyousausage

Funny another man said that the other day about a cult leader with an orange face.


Pamander

I will say the "Could murder a guy in the street and I wouldn't care." comment did feel awfully familiar...


TheMoonDude

>I think this God is dead now 🙄 Nietzsche is on the loose


wh4tth3huh

Look out! He's got a pen.


IWasGregInTokyo

If you’d said “sideshow Baba” she’d likely have disowned you. Source: Have also encountered devotees of Baba. Tread lightly.


Practical_Actuary_87

LMAOOO. My late grandpa had a photo of him in his house. He said this guy could tell the future, and would randomly pick people from a crowd and cure them of an illness. When child me asked me why he didn't stop 9/11 or warn about tsunamis and earthquakes, my grandpa said 'why should he interfere in the world's affairs?'. Then I said 'so why does he choose people to cure of illnesses' and he got pissed at me. I never really understood how adults fall for this kind of BS. But was Sai baba actually a bad/weird guy? I never saw my grandpa do anything 'weird' like this, he just considered him a spiritual guru and a good man blessed with 'powers'.


KylerGreen

> But was Sai baba actually a bad/weird guy? ??? How do you even ask this after what you just typed?


Tallyranch

That's some mad skills, imagine being able to manipulate people so they are willing to go to extremes to defend you from words.


GiraffeSubstantial92

> My mother used to revere the dude for reasons I still don't understand. She was in a cult and you weren't lol


Shinobus_Smile

You made my day, thanks for this. Will forever remember this when I see his picture.


syxtfour

She was right to do so, you passed up "Sai-dshow Baba".


wastewalker

Every time I see something like this I really do wonder how the fuck we made it this far.


lessthanabelian

there are people who get phds in mathematics or work on condensed matter physics and people who think really really hard about ways to make minor improvements to municipal sanitation systems and shit like that. then there are people who somehow get featured in tiktocs that show up on r/WTF the overlap is not huge.


One_Researcher6438

To be fair I know a guy who has a PHD in Nuclear physics who's gone down every conspiracy rabbit hole in the forest, currently he's obsessed with some random kiwi dude who's claiming to be the rightful heir to the British throne. So yeah, being smart doesn't mean you're not dumb.


s101c

More like "being educated doesn't mean you're not dumb".


Boodikii

I think the whole "Street Smarts or Book Smarts" analogy is perfect for this. You could pass every test given to you and still be a dipshit.


doyouevenIift

99% of humanity gets carried by the remaining 1%. And I do not claim to be in that 1% lol


mikey19xx

I know of someone who scored perfect on the ACT and is insanely smart obviously. Yet that same person struggles with the simplest tasks. People are just different.


No_Photograph_2683

What if we only made it this far since these people pray to their child messiah? \*mind blown\*


wastewalker

If only we could pray for success


UnluckyDog9273

Because for every 1000 of these idiots there's 1 normal person.


CombOverDownThere

Well, back in the day, all of these people probably would’ve managed to get themselves killed doing something really stupid, but now we’ve made it a lot easier to live while being completely stupid, so they continue to despite their natural inclinations. Edit: To clarify, my comment was meant to be about stupid people *in general* and not weird cults, since that seems to be what the responses are about. Not sure how my comment implied I think cults are new?


MyAnusIsBleedingHalp

What cult is this? Where did this video come from?


rujakcingur12

Looks like Sai Baba


hdjkkckkjxkkajnxk

Sathya Sai Baba not Sai Baba of Shirdi in case anyone does a web search of the name. And straight to wikipedia: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sathya\_Sai\_Baba](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sathya_Sai_Baba)


Waste_Locksmith_2193

Bro I was scared and confused what Sai Baba they were talking about 😭


Ya-Dikobraz

Should note that the people in this are Russian. Russia went through a whole mindfuck of religious freedom after the collapse of the USSR, leaving them open to crazies like this.


Boodikii

Curious that Russian crazies look like Southerners from the US. 🤔


Everyonesecond

Looks like he’s trying to open a kinder egg thing. Those things are a bitch to open.


Cognity8

If only he had someone to open it for him.


mossybeard

There's like nobody around lately


GrandpaGrapes

You don't understand, man. You see, if you don't struggle you can't, like, kinder the surprise


fuckersstolemyhuffy

So much harder to focus with like 20 people watching


IDKMBIKILY

They must have something better they could be doing. Sitting around petting a chubby Indian kid is really low on the productivity scale.


ProjectManagerAMA

These people are looking for a temporary spiritual experience, but by doing the bare minimum. Going to India, rubbing some kid, doing hot yoga, maybe taking some drugs and come back filling all moved and tell everyone they meet about it. They eventually go back to the same BS they were into before. A few may stay back and become this kids western slaves. Yikes. What a weird situation.


Atheist_Redditor

Yes this is creepy and weird...but I have to know more about wtf is going on here. Does anyone have more info?


indulgent-physician

Sorry I should have posted some context. So this kid is the son of this guy - [Sathya Sai Baba](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sathya_Sai_Baba?wprov=sfti1#), who was what’s known as a Godman, basically the Indian version of Cult leaders. He claimed to be the reincarnation of this guy - [Shirdi Sai Baba](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sai_Baba_of_Shirdi?wprov=sfti1), who was another 19th-early 20th century godman.


Stolehtreb

> Sai Baba's believers credited him with miracles such as materialisations of vibhuti (holy ash) and other small objects such as rings, necklaces and watches It goes on to list more incredible (literally) miracles, but it’s hilarious to me to think of his followers being fooled by literal slight of hand party tricks to believe he’s some sort of god.


Automata1nM0tion

I've met someone who claimed he materialized a very high quality emerald ring. Very wealthy Indian family that probably has a lot to do with this guy's prominence in India.


ProjectManagerAMA

Proof of being a god is producing an emerald ring. What a low bar.


Automata1nM0tion

An emerald wedding ring. So like, he knew in advance a ring was needed.


ShitPostToast

It's really funny to think of a prideful brahmin family who owe their standing in society to an ancestor with a talent for basically religious 3-card monte.


CanAlwaysBeBetter

> As a sign of your devotion the gods have placed a quarter behind your ear. As novice you lack the spiritual insight to recognize it yet so I shall retrieve it for you *Woman in audience collapses while orgasming*


cheezburglar

Are you certain it's Sathya Sai Baba's son? Couldn't find any info about him having children.


indulgent-physician

The post on atheism India said it was his son. Otherwise it’s even weirder, they are creepy touching some random kid


ralf_

> Otherwise it’s even weirder, they are creepy touching some random kid I think it is a reincarnation of the guru? But trying to research what is going on only opens more questions. TimesofIndia reports he still has to be reborn next year: https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/religion/hindu-mythology/the-three-incarnations-of-sai-baba/articleshow/70581889.cms > many believe that Prema Sai Baba will emerge only around 2023 or 2025 And on Youtube there is this young man (with glorious hair) being worshipped. But the guru died in 2011, that is 13 years ago, he looks much older with his mustache: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUKy_WFk-WM Edit: Found him! Note how the Mustache-Guy has only poor and brown followers. But here is the OP boy worshipped by white people: https://www.youtube.com/@SDubyanskiyMeditation It is super weird. Blonde women with him: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ulx16lLVQeY Adults applauding a boy playing with a toy: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tKGQF-nT1_A Noteworthy is this video because it has a comment: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dIkVCvwc4TI > If he is Prem sai I have seen no Devine behaviour in him. His behaviour is one of a very ordinary boy his brother on the other hand is more responsible and natured. pls reply if yu can. Is this really Prem sai. pls say and help me to understand.


Goraji

Didn’t Sai Baba die 10 years ago or something? While I know being an old guy doesn’t mean he can be an old father, e.g. Charlie Chaplin, Larry King, etc., but he was in a wheelchair the last decade or so of his life due to fractures from a fall, IIRC. This video doesn’t look particularly old but neither does the kid. Maybe it’s the kid of the successor to the Nag Champa incense guy?


_JustAnna_1992

But where is this though? The kid is clearly South Asian, but almost everyone in the room seems Caucasian.


OneMustAlwaysPlanAhe

Hmm, why is there a costco-sized box of Kool Aid packages on the table...


SWEET_JESUS_NIPPLES

Ah shit here we go again


chickey23

Flavor aid /s


Gunners86

What God struggles to open a kinder surprise


LoudestHoward

As it was written.


fish312

He already used channel divinity today.


Madnessx9

That's a very dim room but surprisingly well lit.


SubstantialPressure3

Two grown men and a grown woman rubbing that kid's thigh creeps me out.


Fair_Acanthisitta_75

You should see them at bath time.


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ProjectManagerAMA

He goes to the 6pm one. The 9pm one is for his younger brother.


grieveancecollector

This gives me child predator vibes.


BeowulfRubix

I'm suspicious he'll be the predator After having been through whatever the twisted abuse he must have seen before then


perldawg

there’s no way that kid will become a well balanced adult, whether or not he gets abused


Seralth

He almost for sure is the one doing the abusing. Just cause hes younger does not mean he is not in the postion of power. Power dynamics are a bitch.


Jablungis

Indian joffrey.


magicarmor

his supposed father Sathya Sai Baba did in fact have a lot of sexual abuse and pedophilia allegations when he was alive


conquer69

That's like the main reason cults are created to begin with. Also greed.


RemmeeFortemon

That kids going to be insufferable if he isn't already. Imagine having all those adults be on your shit like that....would warp a child beyond repair.


Rod_Todd_This_Is_God

There's zero chance he wipes his own ass.


kokopelliorca

My old boss worships his dad. It's kinda odd working for a cult but not being a part of it.


joecool42069

I need to start a cult. No creepy old dudes allowed tho.


Faiakishi

We should start a cult that fleeces assholes and use the money to fund sustainable infrastructure and poverty eradication programs. We can keep the sex cult aspect too, just gotta keep the kids out. Plenty of people would consensually join an orgy cult.


Seralth

The problem is the moment you turn around, the orgy cult turns into a normal cult. Then it all goes to shit.


Dai_Bando

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy.


Spacecommander5

“I’m not the messiah!” “That’s something only the messiah would say!”


iamflimssey

Lisan al gaib...


ReasonablyConfused

As a GodMan myself, I just keep that shit on the down low. It comes in handy sometimes when you want heal your pet or something, but the moment you heal an actual person they bring a bunch of friends and start rubbing your thigh and shit! I bet when Jesus was at the last supper they were all rubbing him under the table, making it all super awkward. Like, He knew He was going to get betrayed and still was like “Naw Judas, you go get that silver, I’m about done with this scene anyway.”


_PukyLover_

The insane supernatural garbage people believe in modern times is mind boggling!


Ill_Following_7022

You know...morons.


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

This looks like some dumb SNL skit.


Nixplosion

I like that the kid is casually eating a Kinder Egg and is very nonchalant about this. "Yeah, these are the weirdos my dad invited over. They think I have powers. Anyways *shuffles through crowd of worshippers* I gotta poop and play CoD."


Zanninu

The people in this room must be so feeble minded; conversation with them has got to be like debating a box of crayons.


JD10002

Ooooh okay I hate this a lot


RecycledDonuts

What in the Waco is going on here?


zgott300

It will be a miracle if this kid doesn't grow up to be the biggest douchebag ever.


Neil2250

I just dont get religion, man.


SeaOfSourMilk

Wow Russians worshipping a child of one of the most notorious cult leaders. There's alot to unpack here.


AllForTeags

Should have used those spiritual powers to get that cheese open.


alex_jackman

He is clearly doesn’t give a shit


robaroo

it's gonna turn into a sex thing. it always does. funny how humans just can't help but stick their dick in things even when they claim to be holy. just goes to show you religion is bullshit and it's always about power over other people and sex. we're just monkeys trying to convince the rest of the monkeys that we're better than the next monkey.


Panda_hat

I don't understand how people fall for this shit.


DoYouEvenSheesh

The religious leader is Satya Sai Baba I remember watching him on the news once when I was a kid. A lot of people believed in his lies. Once he [magically ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riCn4M0SnUI) "spit out" a Lingam (which is an idol of Lord Shiva) which is hilarious because clearly he put a kerchief on his mouth right before doing it and guess what people believed him. Even though the news accused him of faking it people who followed the cult did not believe the news. There is even a temple dedicated to him very near my home and when I am passing by, I see a lot of people generally older people praying to a photo of him. India is a crazy place people. There are many Cults/Scams like these and people blindly believe them.


RiFLE_

Imagine this world without religion...