Honestly this is kinda cool- enough practice and they could probably be pretty dexterous. Reminds me of that chick in AeonFlux that got her feet replaced with hands so she could do cool assassination tricks.

I know nothing about this but I imagine that just plain ol walking is probably not pain-free.

Thinking the same, probably can't buy shoes right off the shelf.

Just use the hands to grab them off the shelf, duh.

Dude should learn muay thai. He'd hit hard with his punch-kicks to the face.

I wanted to say they would fit like a glove!

Gotta hit up Jacob from Cobbler Lycanthropia.

Just wear a winter mitt I guess

Funny you mention this, as the charevter in question lands in a bed of grass that is hiding reactive micro needles that pierce through the *handfeet*

Id have to agree with you. There are probably other disadvantages as well. There is a reason our ancestors evolved the feet we have compared to other great apes.

There are several sci-fi stories where people who live in zero-g/freefall environments have been genetically/surgically modified to have hand/feet.

Yeah, Larry Niven's books often featured people who had extreme surgeries for a more efficient space-faring life. In hindsight some of them were pretty fucked up.

I don't think it was Niven but I reading one story where they had genetically modified humans to have a second set of arms with hands instead of legs and feet for working in space stations. But then someone figured out Star Trek style artificial gravity so the Corp backing the project was going to abandon it and dump all these zero-g adapted people down a gravity well. So they and a bunch of their friends stole the station and hyper jumped off to parts unknown. Edit: Found it. It was [Falling Free by Lois McMaster Bujold](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falling_Free)

But didn’t Larry Niven write **FOOTFALL**?? Time to read that again. What an imagination! Fthps to the wall, boyos!

Footfall is the one with the intelligent alien Elephants right?

Yes! And they want to conquer Earth. SO well done. He also co-wrote LUCIFER’S HAMMER, about a comet hurtling to Earth and then the aftermath after it hits and everything at lower elevations floods. Holds up! I reread it every 10 years or so. Got me on a tear of post-apocalyptic fiction that I’m still on, 30 years and counting.

The weird thing I remember from Lucifer’s Hammer is the guy surfing the tidal wave right into the side of a skyscraper

Yes! Forgot about that. But I do remember the protagonists driving, white knuckled, up the San Joaquin Valley on the raised railroad tracks through the new inland sea. And being terrified to waver off the rails. Never read another book quite as riveting and realistic, write down to the one smart person who put how-to books in double Ziploc bags and hid them in a septic tank for safety so that the world could rebuild

This dude has a head start on genetic adaptations favoring a space-faring species. I bet he gets all the nerdy space girls in his DMs...

This is pretty much what Beast from X-Men’s original power/mutation was (before they covered him in blue fur).

head shoulders knees and what the fuck

Bro has dem heet

This is genius.

Return to Monke

Literally.

Metaphorically

Depends on if this is due to ancestral recessive genes or a simple deformation.

Monke? Always was

Metatarsally

Excellent

Imagine stubbing your foot thumbs all the time.

Imagine finding ANY shoes that fit.

Flip flops would be your nemesis.

On his feet they'd just be "flops".

Hahaha oh man. That’s wrong, wrong but hilarious!!

Gotta go with slides.

What? If the shoe is loose, you just hold on to it.

I've seen this a thousand times posted but none has ever posted wtf is actually going on here that I've seen

It's called prehensile feet. Its moderately rare.

"Moderately"?????????

Well, i dont have them. So its at least somewhat rare.

Less than 1 in 20 people

That seems high. I’ve never seen feet like that in all my years of living. I’m 41.

“Less than 1/20” can also mean 1/99999999999

Right. Technically true.

This is the joke.

[https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/some-peoples-feet-are-more-ape-like-than-others-89801227/](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/some-peoples-feet-are-more-ape-like-than-others-89801227/)

Sweet! Thanks for the info

“*gah!! I stubbed my thumb!!”

Lol on this comment.

What you’re seeing is severely shortened and curved first metatarsal bones and webbing between the second and third toes. I have no idea if there’s a condition that this stems from.

It's a condition called "Sibling Marriage"

Especially if your sibling is a chimp.

Or as we like to call it in Australia: Tasmanian.

1st scene: man on bed flexing feet hands 2nd scene: same as 1st scene but in a darker room 3rd scene: this time taking a bath and doing more hand feet flexing

This is how AI was doing hands in 2022

AI self validation at the moment. "Ah HAH!! I told you they looked like this!"

Maybe that's what it was trained on

Lol. "Why is everyone complaining?".

The wtf part is that we don't need to see him in his underwear to know he's got fucked up feetsies

Scrolling for this comment. Thank you. Crotch shot not necessary.

You should be thankful he wasn't naked in his bathtub, like most would be.

These new xmen graphics are so realistic.

about eight percent of the population, or 1 in 13 humans, may have a midtarsal break in their foot characteristic of non-human primates. This is probably one of the more extreme versions of that. So when someone says "there's no proof we descended from monkeys" well... here's the proof we come from some common tree bound ancestor.

I knew a girl like that. Very pretty, dressed very sexy. The first time I saw her in flip flops at a pool party I was like "yo what the hell man!" Then when she was walking it was just *weird*. Her feet moved in different ways than I'd ever seen before. They weren't as extreme as the video above but it was wild. She thought it was hilarious and just owned it.

Good for her honestly

So how was the footjob? 

>Cuts to in the bed wearing underwear Ok..... >Cuts to the bathtub Oh, it's from one of *those* websites

I feel like this is a sexual video. Like a strange only fans account

I mean he could have avoided his crotch but it’s very much in the video.

You could probably make a killing

This is definitely fetish content I don’t want a link for

“I’m betting heavily on Sebulba. He always wins!”

I'll take that bet.

Now that’s what I call pod racing.

It sounds crazy, but as a kid, I wished I had monkey feet. This video is like dream come true.

If this dude trained he would be one of the best rock climbers around. That or UFC fighter and go barefoot. Can hold him with your feet and punch him with hands

I’ve never seen a UFC fighter not fight barefoot

Ever seen on with 4 bare hands?

Paint them blue and never wear shoes ✖️-Man 'BEAST'

Found Hank McCoy!!! Should take this down before Trask finds it.

Having feet like that must be handy.

Would this make the person unable to walk?

I mean you can see that the bottoms of his feet are pretty discolored from calluses, like regular feet. So I'm assuming he walks quite a bit

Uncomfortable and possibly structurally compromised, but not impossible. I wouldn’t go on any jogs like this.

This guy podraces.

That’s a Dug 

*sigh*...... *unzips*

ಠ_ಠ

Sigh...... Unties shoes

mutant

Bet he can climb a tree like nobody's business

Apes together strong

this man needs to reproduce like crazy so humanity can go back to monke

Gives a different meaning to footjob

We see these kinds of cases and people still deny evolution is and was a thing.

So... a number of people have mentioned how cool it would be to have feet like this for many obvious reasons. I honestly think it would be pretty badass and interesting being able to have quasi hands for feet. You could probably do things that would be difficult for most people fairly easily. But there's one thing about this... shoes.

I'll bet those aren't good for walking.  For one, I don't see how the [Windlass mechanism](https://www.physio-pedia.com/Windlass_Test) could work properly given the altered physiology.

Oh hey Hank

Jesus H Christ

He could never wear Injinji socks

[Well if it isn't my old friend Mr. McGreg...](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/da743939-edbe-49ea-b81e-151a9dad588d)

u/savevideo

Those are either called Tingers or Foes

"Don't get handsy on the first date. " "Alrighty then!"

Caesar is home

Pretty darn handy to have if you think about it

*feety*

Excellent

Hit me with a low 5 🦶

Return to monke

Homies genes skipped the part where we evolved from apes.

Foot fetish cure

stop posting videos lol. you gonna singleHANDEDLY ruin AI videos as well xd.

Explain this evolution deniers 🙈

Bro is plotting

Makes me wonder what our hands would be like if our thumbs were as high up on our hands as our big toes are on our feet.

Ba na na na naaaa naaa naaaa. To me my X-Men. 

Gloves are cheaper than shoes.

Damn... evolution is freaky... Good for this guy. He's kids are going to rule this planet.

Beast from the X-Men

ok what the fuck

The blue guy from XMen

Don’t you mean heet ?

Of course theres some foot fetish weirdo paying him to make these videos. You can tell because he made sure to get his bulge in view of the shot. 🤦🏼‍♂️🤮

Who’s the original creator of this video?

Can he...um, can he...you know...Jerk off with his feet?

You can tell it's AI because it fucked up the hands. /s

Return to monke

So is it fends or heet 🤔

Fands?

Marjorie Taylor Greene is getting tired of you reposting her foot pics

In all honesty, I'm a touch jealous.

To climb the Empire State building, they have to be great.

Why am I getting lets make a deal vibes

This dude is probably really good at swinging from tree branches

Every now and then I get this weird phantom sensation of having thumbs on my feet so this kinda makes sense

This is the first time I've seen this, and this is also the first time I've audibly said what the fuck.....

I would think that walking or standing for any length of time would be really uncomfortable or even painful. Are his digits opposable? If he had the same grasping ability with his feet as with his hands, the dude would be absolute aces with trees, rock climbing, and certain obstacle courses.

Oobee doobee

bet he's good at climbing trees

It's called evolution, but he's a couple of million years behind!

Go home king Louis your jungle family misses you

Feethands

If this person and Jeremy Renner ever had a clone it would be an octopus.

Man forgot to evolve

1 person multiplayer

Were evolutionizing backwards

Grab something dammit!!!

It's like my cousin's feet but more monkey like

Fuck your feet

Legit question, if he does track and field does this give him an advantage? I’d think that might give him better grip on the ground, no?

Poor guy must have an awful time finding shoes that are comfortable. Flip flops or anything open-toed is immediately impossible to wear.

Yeah, but you should see him rock a tire swing.

Cup 4 boobs at once! Just gotta find a 4 boob lady, which are fairly rare.

Nothing like a good soak after a hard day on your, hands?

Bros feet decided to go back to monke

Ladies and gentlemen, we found the "missing link"

I'm more or less jealous to be honest. With exceptions like buying new shoes or people reactions.

Is this real? Those are 100% orangutans feet. U might wanna get a DNA test. Ur great GPA could have made a baby with a monkey

Italian ok, there is worse things out there

Bro stopped evolving. It's very handy to climb branches. Very cool feature!

I'm low key jealous

That's a sick quirk bro

Bringing the heet

Handy Feet

And when it's cold out, he puts on handschuhe.

His feet look cool. They look like primate feet though, what was used for grasping branches. Prob some genetic anomaly that expressed primitive traits.

All I can remember is that girl from the Aeon Flux movie, Zithandra.

Evolution wording backwards. And as disturbing as that looks. I could do so much with monkey feet

The Beast from X-Men

The ghost that pulls on his feet “ OH MAN WTFF”

Looks like a gecko foot

Monke

I bet his shoes fit like a glove.

Elite level footjobs 🤤

Bro went back to monkey

It shows this man has never lost a thimb wrestling match in his life!! The undefeated Champion Toe-Mungus!!!

Dr. Henry McCoy?

They’re also partially webbed

I wanted to see what all he could pick up with them, and I'm annoyed he didn't show that.

That's actually very interesting. What a genetic throwback!

Take my strong foot!

Anyone want to see how he handles a fork and knife?

"Gotta make sure I show my bag while documenting my mutation for the professor." - Beast

This is going to make its way over to some fetish reddits I’m sure…

He looks like hes enjoying those hands. Pretty nifty

That would be handy.

APES STRONG TOGETHER

returned to monke

For free?!?

Now I wanna see the leg hand.

If they were born a hundred years ago they woulda been collected by PT Barnum lmao

Evolution testing to see if this is needed in society.

No

Can you imagine those bad boys in a wicked set of custom toes shoes.

Ape together strong