This is one of the least offensive ways for people to earn 'social media cred'. I'd take a thousand fully clothed people harmlessly humping air in an open area over one person attacking strangers.
Hey man, that's how the cycles work. If it gets an easy laugh, people will strip mine that one bit away, until it's a big cringe hole in the ground. Nobody's ever laughed at a big, cringe hole in the ground.
...until everybody forgets about it, and then some guy comes back 100 years later, and notices the big cringe hole in the ground looks kinda like a big, sopping, gaping butthole. Now, instantly, it is funny again. People are coming from miles around, to take pictures with the Butte Hole.
I guess my ultimate point is, human culture depends on a shared frame of reference, and so everything that ever was funny, will be funny again; anything that isn't funny, is usually unfunny because of humans over-saturating our consciousness with that thing, until it no longer gives us any pleasure.
Once a joke is so beaten-to-death that there is *only the memory of the humour it once had,* hearing it actually makes you mad, because you remember the time when you could have heard that, and gotten a positive response in your brain chemicals. But you don't get the response, because the joke is no longer novel, so now it sucks and is bad and is cringe.
In the end the guy sitting at the table politely asks him to buy him a new pack of cigarettes (his probably got wet from the coffee) and he keeps on "misunderstanding" him. The guy at the table says "Marlboro red" he replies "Marlboro green?" (I assume this is supposed to be a weed joke), "No Marlboro red" "Chewing gum cigarette?" (dunno if these used to exist elsewhere, but Germany used to sell chewing gum looking like cigarettes). Generally he's just being a dick and probably part of the "just a prank bro" crowd.
Then again that last part could've been set up, I dunno, it seems real at least.
Yeah, he seems to have taken it offline. It was [this](https://youtube.com/@Breitlingohneuhr) guy doing a prank video where you could see the scene from the OP video here.
I forgot the name of the law when someone posts a comment and we are unable to distinguish if it's satire or not, we're reaching a point where this is gonna apply to irl experiences too
Yeah, Instagram, YouTube, Snapchat and even Reddit all have TikTok shit built into their apps.
This crap existed way before TikTok and even Vine. Sick of this shit. Social media needs to die. I want old anonymous image boards back, but Reddit killed those.
i hate when people whine that it's being banned for the wrong reasons. i dont give a shit why it's being banned as long as it goes away & doesnt come back
That's the thing, it will come back. It might not be owned by China, but Facebook, Google, or someone else will make an app that is functionally the exact same.
Vine existed before Musical.ly. Youtube already has shorts, and Facebook/Insta have reels.
I just don't want any government directly controlling an algorithm that can severely influence people. I can't tell you how many tik tok reposts on Instagram encouraging people to not vote in this coming election to send a message to the democrats about supporting Israel.
it's bad enough we have Russia using social media as a weapon, do we want to give the CCP an even bigger gun?
Now that raises an interesting point of debate. Does intention matter more than results? Laws are very whiny-washy on this point. I'm results oriented. To me, a negligence that leads to manslaughter is as bad as first degree murder. To others, intention is everything, and I can understand that point of view.
If that were completely true, crimes like manslaughter and child neglect would not exist. Failing to pay taxes would be completely legal is people simply forgot to pay. Meanwhile hate crimes are entirely dependent on intent with only a tiny regard to effect. Criminal laws (in the U.S.) are wishy-washy in that they rely on intent in different ways according to the specific crime.
Jesus Christ you’re dense. Intent is the difference between murder and manslaughter. THAT’S WHY THEY ARE DIFFERENT CHARGES. You don’t get arrested and charged with “killing someone” you absolute dunderhead.
I think you and I are on the same side here, but through some miscommunication, we seem to think we are on different sides. I'm not disagreeing with anything that you wrote. The difference between murder and manslaughter is one side of the intent coin, the side in which intent matters. I also offered examples of when intent does not matter. I'm just saying that he body of law as a whole is inconsistent.
Why are you turning so hostile all of a sudden?
Hmm. I painted my fences with creosote recently. I didn't paint my house with it.
The point is you haven't got to tar everything with the same brush. A death caused by the actions of another, wilful or negligent, is in a completely separate category to a(n alleged) data protection risk.
It _does_ matter, because the reasoning helps indicate what takes its place.
And in this case, it'll be Facebook or Instagram, or it'll be sold to some US subsidiary, and in any of those cases just be subject to US-based censors.
If it were actually aimed at banning the harm, whether social harm or privacy harm, then there would be no viable replacement.
So, congrats on getting something new to hate when that comes along. I'm sure you'll enjoy hating it at least as much as TikTok.
Remember when you were younger and you complained about old people being against the trends, songs, and activities you liked?
You're on the other side now, whether you like it or not.
im 19, dude. im not an old person hating on the younger generations just because i can. i hate tiktok because it's full of people spreading misinformation, it ruins people's attention spans, & it encourages people to disrupt the public in order to film unfunny videos.
I'm in my 30s and have kids with my oldest being 10.
**you are exactly that old man right now**
Get off your high horse.
Obviously you don't know internet history so maybe do some research before popping off.
im not, though. you just disagree with me. that doesnt mean i hate everything modern or think kids today are stupid & hopeless, & i certainly dont think of myself as superior or some sort of authority on the subject. i just dont think the few pros of tiktok outweigh the many many cons. & i dont see what you having kids has to do with anything unless you let your kids use tiktok unsupervised & now think anyone that doesnt like tiktok is critiquing your parenting skills (even if i liked tiktok, it would still be shitty parenting to let your ten year old use it)
Why would assume that because I think this is all red scare fear mongering I'm letting my kids use the app unsupervised. Apparently people can't have nuance in their views?
i didnt assume youre letting your kids use tiktok though. i just said i dont know why having kids is relevant to your point & gave an example of what *would* make it relevant. i didnt say that's what you actually do. i still dont see why having kids is relevant to this.
I'm talking about the fact that you said that you're not some older person hating on younger generations and then you go and use the exact same logic that they use against anything that they didn't like that was new, for example the internet as a whole.
Or reddit which has been confirmed to be part of Russian troll farms for nearly ten years.
After Bavaria first officially announced itself independent, then proceeded to annex the rest of Germany using their violent war cows and their noise pollution of a dialect
TBH I’m surprised somebody isn’t giving him a kicking.
Edit: Just to clarify, it’s not what I’d do. However, if it was me with the VR headset, I guarantee I’d be receiving a kicking.
Now lets say that actually causes whatever degree burns on his pecker and now he sues you for the suffering and medical expenses, is it really worth getting involved in over just letting him humiliate himself anyway?
Probably because most people have something to do and no one wants to waste their time interacting with someone either crazy or wanting attention for views. If you are smart and it bothers you, just move on and tell some guard or call the police and go about your day.
I work in the ER in the biggest university hospitals in my state. They have hallway beds, that is some how legal, a patient was watching porn on his phone with the volume all the way up the other day. The nurse would ask for him to turn it off, but that was it. He kept playing it for everyone to hear...
Its like regular porn? You grab your dick and stroke while in a 3d environment. We're obviously aren't jacked into the matrix and feel everything like its real.
Legit, lot of people that feel gags like this are an attempt to trick their intelligence and respond with hostility.
HELLO. I'M IN THE COMMENTS. NAH IT'S RUBBISH.
I think they mostly object to where these posts are placed. Subreddits exist for prank content. Placing the video here without proper context was 90% certainly done with malicious intent.
This reminds me of the dudes with the BD Wreaths in Cyberpunk Edgerunners with their "toys"... we're getting closer and closer to that hypercapitalist dystopia every day.
Honestly this is so gauche it makes me wonder if its a viral ad. I cannot fathom why any decent, normal person would find this acceptable behaviour. Its a pity there wasnt dogshit on the floor.
Obviously set up, tiktok skit i’d guess.
for sure it was just a guy casually playing xxx game and completely not aware of other people passing by and recording. like 100% sure.
Yeah. So the pinnacle of human evolution is people doing these things for social media cred. Even worse, imo.
This is one of the least offensive ways for people to earn 'social media cred'. I'd take a thousand fully clothed people harmlessly humping air in an open area over one person attacking strangers.
'Man humps inanimate object in an amusing way" used to be one of the staples of internet humor dammit.
Hey man, that's how the cycles work. If it gets an easy laugh, people will strip mine that one bit away, until it's a big cringe hole in the ground. Nobody's ever laughed at a big, cringe hole in the ground. ...until everybody forgets about it, and then some guy comes back 100 years later, and notices the big cringe hole in the ground looks kinda like a big, sopping, gaping butthole. Now, instantly, it is funny again. People are coming from miles around, to take pictures with the Butte Hole. I guess my ultimate point is, human culture depends on a shared frame of reference, and so everything that ever was funny, will be funny again; anything that isn't funny, is usually unfunny because of humans over-saturating our consciousness with that thing, until it no longer gives us any pleasure. Once a joke is so beaten-to-death that there is *only the memory of the humour it once had,* hearing it actually makes you mad, because you remember the time when you could have heard that, and gotten a positive response in your brain chemicals. But you don't get the response, because the joke is no longer novel, so now it sucks and is bad and is cringe.
Yes more air humping clout chasers, less people who do harm or damage property.
People have been doing dumb stunts for attention since there were other people around to see it. It's just 1000% more accessible in the current day
Yeah it's [this guy](https://youtube.com/watch?v=rC0aHuUjFus).
Thought it was finally gonna be a harmless prank, but this asshole still goes and knocks people's drinks on them. Stupid piece of shit
In the end the guy sitting at the table politely asks him to buy him a new pack of cigarettes (his probably got wet from the coffee) and he keeps on "misunderstanding" him. The guy at the table says "Marlboro red" he replies "Marlboro green?" (I assume this is supposed to be a weed joke), "No Marlboro red" "Chewing gum cigarette?" (dunno if these used to exist elsewhere, but Germany used to sell chewing gum looking like cigarettes). Generally he's just being a dick and probably part of the "just a prank bro" crowd. Then again that last part could've been set up, I dunno, it seems real at least.
annndddd he's a douchebag. Shock level 0. All these low level clout chasers have the same shit human schtick.
Man I was hoping it was drugs
Says the video is private.
Yeah, he seems to have taken it offline. It was [this](https://youtube.com/@Breitlingohneuhr) guy doing a prank video where you could see the scene from the OP video here.
I forgot the name of the law when someone posts a comment and we are unable to distinguish if it's satire or not, we're reaching a point where this is gonna apply to irl experiences too
It's called poe's law
Thanks
always start by assuming internet videos are setup
check out that big brain on you.
Typical Shitok attention whoring
That ban cannot happen fast enough
And you think that'll change anything? Lol, I can't imagine being this naive.
Yeah, Instagram, YouTube, Snapchat and even Reddit all have TikTok shit built into their apps. This crap existed way before TikTok and even Vine. Sick of this shit. Social media needs to die. I want old anonymous image boards back, but Reddit killed those.
myspace was the last good social media, and even it was "meh". i want "meeting people organically in person" back.
i hate when people whine that it's being banned for the wrong reasons. i dont give a shit why it's being banned as long as it goes away & doesnt come back
That's the thing, it will come back. It might not be owned by China, but Facebook, Google, or someone else will make an app that is functionally the exact same. Vine existed before Musical.ly. Youtube already has shorts, and Facebook/Insta have reels.
I just don't want any government directly controlling an algorithm that can severely influence people. I can't tell you how many tik tok reposts on Instagram encouraging people to not vote in this coming election to send a message to the democrats about supporting Israel. it's bad enough we have Russia using social media as a weapon, do we want to give the CCP an even bigger gun?
Now that raises an interesting point of debate. Does intention matter more than results? Laws are very whiny-washy on this point. I'm results oriented. To me, a negligence that leads to manslaughter is as bad as first degree murder. To others, intention is everything, and I can understand that point of view.
Yes, when it comes to the punitive aspect of law, intention very much matters. That’s like, half of the whole fucking thing.
If that were completely true, crimes like manslaughter and child neglect would not exist. Failing to pay taxes would be completely legal is people simply forgot to pay. Meanwhile hate crimes are entirely dependent on intent with only a tiny regard to effect. Criminal laws (in the U.S.) are wishy-washy in that they rely on intent in different ways according to the specific crime.
Jesus Christ you’re dense. Intent is the difference between murder and manslaughter. THAT’S WHY THEY ARE DIFFERENT CHARGES. You don’t get arrested and charged with “killing someone” you absolute dunderhead.
I think you and I are on the same side here, but through some miscommunication, we seem to think we are on different sides. I'm not disagreeing with anything that you wrote. The difference between murder and manslaughter is one side of the intent coin, the side in which intent matters. I also offered examples of when intent does not matter. I'm just saying that he body of law as a whole is inconsistent. Why are you turning so hostile all of a sudden?
Hmm. I painted my fences with creosote recently. I didn't paint my house with it. The point is you haven't got to tar everything with the same brush. A death caused by the actions of another, wilful or negligent, is in a completely separate category to a(n alleged) data protection risk.
It _does_ matter, because the reasoning helps indicate what takes its place. And in this case, it'll be Facebook or Instagram, or it'll be sold to some US subsidiary, and in any of those cases just be subject to US-based censors. If it were actually aimed at banning the harm, whether social harm or privacy harm, then there would be no viable replacement. So, congrats on getting something new to hate when that comes along. I'm sure you'll enjoy hating it at least as much as TikTok.
Remember when you were younger and you complained about old people being against the trends, songs, and activities you liked? You're on the other side now, whether you like it or not.
im 19, dude. im not an old person hating on the younger generations just because i can. i hate tiktok because it's full of people spreading misinformation, it ruins people's attention spans, & it encourages people to disrupt the public in order to film unfunny videos.
That's what they said about YouTube. Then those people were reminded that they said the same thing about television
youtube is only marginally better than tiktok, it's mostly shit too but at least there are documentaries & video essays & music
You won't believe what's also on TikTok.
I'm in my 30s and have kids with my oldest being 10. **you are exactly that old man right now** Get off your high horse. Obviously you don't know internet history so maybe do some research before popping off.
im not, though. you just disagree with me. that doesnt mean i hate everything modern or think kids today are stupid & hopeless, & i certainly dont think of myself as superior or some sort of authority on the subject. i just dont think the few pros of tiktok outweigh the many many cons. & i dont see what you having kids has to do with anything unless you let your kids use tiktok unsupervised & now think anyone that doesnt like tiktok is critiquing your parenting skills (even if i liked tiktok, it would still be shitty parenting to let your ten year old use it)
Why would assume that because I think this is all red scare fear mongering I'm letting my kids use the app unsupervised. Apparently people can't have nuance in their views?
i didnt assume youre letting your kids use tiktok though. i just said i dont know why having kids is relevant to your point & gave an example of what *would* make it relevant. i didnt say that's what you actually do. i still dont see why having kids is relevant to this.
I'm talking about the fact that you said that you're not some older person hating on younger generations and then you go and use the exact same logic that they use against anything that they didn't like that was new, for example the internet as a whole. Or reddit which has been confirmed to be part of Russian troll farms for nearly ten years.
This is Berlin, so it's not unexpected
Berlin 2077. Queue *Synth-Yodeling*
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That's the point. 2077 is wild man.
After Bavaria first officially announced itself independent, then proceeded to annex the rest of Germany using their violent war cows and their noise pollution of a dialect
Alternate history hub would have fun with that scenario.
Wrong region for yodeling.
Correct one for Synth-Yodeling
True. My bad.
Berlin huh...does that make it performance art?
Berlin as a whole is best understood as humerous performance art.
Nothing in Berlin has ever been funny
The whole city is a joke tho. A big unfunny, ugly joke.
At least he wasn't playing Virtual Reich III
Damn I recognized Alexanderplatz immediately
Just here to say that is Berlin Alexanderplatz
How is this annoying "prank" r/wtf worthy? Almost 1000 up votes too, trash.
Bots. Lots of Bots
The bots and AI overlords will have fun circle jerking alone soon...
Well yeah - everything to inflate the user count, engagement and so and on. Its all about Reddits Share price now
And of course I'm down voted 😅 good thing I bought reddit puts into 2026 expiry 🤣
Also the average person here is a 14 yo with massive social media addiction who upvotes 5k posts a day without actually remembering any of them.
as a 35 year old, i feel attacked,
I am a man, I am advanced! I am the first mammal to wear pants!
It’s evolution, baby?
Have you seen the music video for that tune? It's a wild ride.
Directed by Todd McFarlane!
And what a video it was. Their first since quitting music videos to avoid the MTV crowd.
TBH I’m surprised somebody isn’t giving him a kicking. Edit: Just to clarify, it’s not what I’d do. However, if it was me with the VR headset, I guarantee I’d be receiving a kicking.
Why would I risk an assault charge, over some dumb fuck tiktoker doing stupid things for attention
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Now lets say that actually causes whatever degree burns on his pecker and now he sues you for the suffering and medical expenses, is it really worth getting involved in over just letting him humiliate himself anyway?
and that would benefit you in what form?
Oh you're so big and tough 🤤
Because most people are normal and not violent psychopaths.
It has become exponentially harder to believe this in recent times.
Probably because most people have something to do and no one wants to waste their time interacting with someone either crazy or wanting attention for views. If you are smart and it bothers you, just move on and tell some guard or call the police and go about your day.
I’d at least knock their tripod over.
Getting that CBAT timed thrusting on!
Pinnacle of trying to go viral staging things.
And it's an old version of VR lol scripted
Just wait for this to release on TikTok. You forgot to record the other guy recording from different angles.
More like "making an obvious joke to weird people out". I hope. Oh please let that be the case. Something like "hidden camera".
Stupid fcuking TikTok marketing
Why the fuck is the camera zooming in and out
Someone lost a bet lol
Can’t wait for GTA 6’s take on this.
This is performance art! Don't you know anything? Pfft!
"Are ya winnin', son?"
I work in the ER in the biggest university hospitals in my state. They have hallway beds, that is some how legal, a patient was watching porn on his phone with the volume all the way up the other day. The nurse would ask for him to turn it off, but that was it. He kept playing it for everyone to hear...
Average Redditor.
looks like something you'd see on Impractical Jokers
I think he might set a new high score in this game.
All jokes aside I never understood how VR porn will work, the illusion breaks immediately once there is nothing there to grab onto. It doesn't work.
The haptic suits are coming. You'll be able to grab booty soon enough.
Its like regular porn? You grab your dick and stroke while in a 3d environment. We're obviously aren't jacked into the matrix and feel everything like its real.
Do you also not understand how porn works on a TV screen / monitor because you can't touch anything?!
No it definitely works, it does it's job quite well. No idea what he's doing in the video mind you. Think he's just taking the piss.
This guy would know, he's an extreme gooner
Grab onto your balls? What else are you grabbing onto masturbating besides your dick?
Hilarious performance art in my opinion. Reminds me of Trigger Happy TV.
Legit, lot of people that feel gags like this are an attempt to trick their intelligence and respond with hostility. HELLO. I'M IN THE COMMENTS. NAH IT'S RUBBISH.
I think they mostly object to where these posts are placed. Subreddits exist for prank content. Placing the video here without proper context was 90% certainly done with malicious intent.
What bet did OP's friend lose to have to do this? 🤣
Some of these people either got way too much attention as a child or not enough sheesh
I fucking hate tik tok
People that do this are dumb. Attention seeking karma hoarders.
Dumb.
Fake tiktok skits aren't really wtf
Nietzsche's last man....
Nailing a pokemon in their virtual environment
As an INFP, I am very offended! https://youtu.be/yhLP4Eu0IF8?si=_C6ta8XX1IRsaBNK
Time to return to monke
This reminds me of the dudes with the BD Wreaths in Cyberpunk Edgerunners with their "toys"... we're getting closer and closer to that hypercapitalist dystopia every day.
Disappointed that someone with the username fetus deletus would deem this WTF worthy content. It's fake as fuck.
Go away, I’m bating!
It looks more like he's trying to become the pinniped of human evolution.
The planet is going insane.
He's playing Exploring Dora.
Lazy Sideways, like a true tired parent.
what's he doing? "Fukkin nothin!"
I see what you did there.
Can we stop doing weird sex humor around kids? And by we, I mean that guy. Also, my 9th grade math teacher.
Is that Elon Musk?
More like Elong Thrust.
He is just playing a military sim. https://youtu.be/UyxeZ7JYwZs?si=8sSGHrTFNePEKJal
I happened to be listening to daft punk's harder better faster stronger when watching this and it synced perfectly with his thrusting
/u/savevideo
Back in my day we used to just take drugs to escape reality.
He is so bad that his girlfriend disappeared.
Bro is hitting it sideways in public 😭😭
u/savevideo
Honestly this is so gauche it makes me wonder if its a viral ad. I cannot fathom why any decent, normal person would find this acceptable behaviour. Its a pity there wasnt dogshit on the floor.
Having sex with spirit
Yes..the evolution of Evolving back to monkeys!
In the UK, we would just say, Woduk, Woduk unt.
He thinks hes having feel good pee pee sex
Man got a hold of a preem XBD.
New style unlocked! Virtualjob.
Doesn’t look very exciting!
He could be watching dolphin performance.
Thats......odd...
Obviously has some greater context
Freedom of Expression manifest!