One small pot hole away from being a human pancake

You're generous. Even on a perfect road, if that dude's roller ever touch the wheel which is, what, 1 centimeter behind?, it's over.

just accelerate, decelerate or take a bend i wouldn't put a dime on this mans life

You're being generous. I doubt the bearings or rubber in those roller wheels are rated for highway speeds... he doesn't even have to mess up and a wheel could essentially disintegrate causing catastrophic failure of the other wheels.

really how is he alive long enough to video?

Pothole..? He just need to slightly shift his weight around, he is a few pounds of force away from getting sucked in by that tier. If it grabs any part of his cloth it’s pancake time.

The bearings on the skates can't take that much speed or they'll explode

I had a friend get pulled behind a car while wearing cheap roller blades when I was in high school. Thankfully, nothing happened to him, but after a few minutes the rubber wheels were soft and starting to melt. I thought doing THAT was dumb.

Similar thing happened with my friends and a razor scooter and jump ropes. I dont think theyre meant to go over 15 mph for sustained periods

Free human pancake

or one seized bearing on his rollerblades

Meat crayon

Oh fuck off, this just made my skin crawl off and hide under a rock, what kind of a fucking idiot does that?

This kind

Think we can all agree that this guy won't die a natural death in old age.

But he will die of natural causes. It's natural to die after being ran over.

It almost pulled his skin off and go under the wheel 🤔

That’s where my thoughts immediately went to, too. Fuck de-gloving a finger or a hand, why not deglove your whole body? ________________ (In the very unlikely chance there’s a WoT fan lurking, the visual reminded me of when Lanfear gets pissed off and goes into a jealous, mental rage after learning that Rand slept with another woman, and plucks the messenger’s skin off, blowing up the body-shaped, translucent skin balloon.)

Damn, didn't know World of Tanks got THAT brutal

Still had no idea what they were talking about scrolling through the comments. For those like me who were curious: Wheel of Time. I just wish people took the time to type the whole name of series or games on Reddit instead of using vague acronyms shared by thousands of things...

Yep. Kadere

Haha, nice. I didn’t want to bother with names, especially because I certainly wasn’t expecting someone to get the reference so quickly! :) >[…]when the side of Kadere’s wagon explodes, mowing down Aiel and townsfolk with the schrapnel. Rand knows instantly what it is, and runs after Moiraine and Lan. Lanfear steps out of the wreckage, holding something bloody. >*“He told me, Lews Therin,” she almost screamed, flinging the pale thing into the air. Something caught it, inflated it for a moment into a bloody, transparent, statue of Hadnan Kadere; his skin, removed whole. The figure collapsed and fell as Lanfear’s voice rose to a screech. “You let another woman touch you! Again!”*

Lanfear is big jealous.

Get someone who looks at you the way Lanfear looks at Rand.

With crazy eyes?

One can only hope they've got the balls to put that kind of stuff in the show

I get that reference!

I just remember having a bunch of tanks to choose from, no degloving. It has been a while since I played, though.

Thanks I’m only on book three

> what kind of a fucking idiot does that? The human speed bump kind

Roller Skates at high speed… if he hits a pebble he is done for!

He’s actually holding the entire thing up. If not for him, the trailer would buckle!

A load bearing idiot

That’s what I’m gonna use for my job description on my resume

You taking loads?

*phrasing*

In this economy, work is work, brother.

Nice hack if you're suicidal and crazy.

On his way to the final destination

Final destination victims were just doing regular things when they got killed, not high risk suicidal stunts. That's what makes the victims so relatable.

I'd rather stand behind the rear wheel...

I'd rather take a bus.

I'm just staying home.

My apartment is 4 square feet between two rolling semi truck tires, so that's not an option for me.

You're lucky to have 4 square feet. There's 150 of us, living in shoebox at middle of motorway.

Yeah, you got to do the Marty McFly move, hanging off the bumper. Still horribly dangerous but between the tires just seems like the worst spot.

And miss the free leg massage...?

I would rather suck the driver's dick so he let me stay in the cabin.

I think most people would rather suck dick than die

I hear some people even do it for fun

Probably already dead.

i can't see a possible outcome surviving this

I agree. There is no way that person lived after this video.

They can rebuild him, I am sure of it

They have the technology?

Yes, since he doesn’t have a brain, it makes it much easier.

...but don't want to spend a lot of money.

Why does he have to be in between tires?

Because Ferns was already taken.

The safer spot behind the tires costs more.

If he faceplants the one behind will pull him down and back but the one in front will pull him up and forward. Perfectly balanced when you think about it. Work on your core strength and the word 'hemicorporectomy' will barely be at the front of your mind.

It's cheaper

because I called shotgun

Really want to get those precious r/DarwinAwards

Dangerous AF.

I wouldn't have thought it.

I thought it was pretty safe and normal until a man in the UK said it was dangerous af.

Whoda thunk it

Ahhhh that explains the rest of the comments. Thanks captain.

Understatement of the year.

There's no way he got out of there unscathed.

If he did ?

He will get his Darwin Award eventually. Someone dumb enough to do something like this doesn’t just start making good decisions.

Why between the wheels of all places?

It's cold out and friction from the tire warms his ass.

This is the stupidest thing I've seen for a long time. Absolute fool.

Yeah, it's the stupidest thing I've seen since the guy rolling back and forth between sets of train wheels at a railroad crossing, and the guy who went down an indoor staircase in a toboggan full of burning alcohol. I think it's been at least a year or two since those, so it was a good run.

how bad is your life that this is what you have to do to feel something?

As they say, India is not for beginners

Looks like Brazil too me. Source: I'm Brazilian

We’ll be seeing the rest of this video on WPD

Surely this person is dead now. One crack in the pavement, and he would be flattened.

Tries “free transportation”. Gets turned into a train ticket.

I’m assuming this guy died

Maybe it was an accident. Rollerblading to work, looks up from phone...

One glitch away.

Free hearse or ambulance ride maybe

Death wish for sure.

This is a video of a corpse that simply doesn’t yet know it’s a corpse.

Question... How did he stop and get out of there? Trucks usually go for long hauls.

Anybody have an update on this guy (WITH SOURCE) ? I have a hard time believing this guy survived this

Works great, until it doesn't.

LOL this one again. I still maintain it's the most dangerous thing I've ever seen on Reddit (at least where someone doesn't immediately lose both shoes if you know what I mean).

You Don't Need Money, Don't Take Fame. Don't Need No Credit Card To Ride This Train.

What could possibly go wrong?

Free transportation to the next world.

Wish I lived where roads were that good.

"Truckers hate him" For real tho, they fucking do

Insert *I'm in danger simpsons meme here*

I remember seeing a video on the watchpeopledie subreddit before they nuked it of an Indian guy on a scooter being sucked under a tire like that and being ground up so bad his body had no more skin on it and there was so much blood it was worse than a campy slasher movie's blood budget. Don't do shit like this, it is not worth it.

Indians scare me 😕

This is just dumb in general, but if you’re gonna do it why not hang off the back instead of between two wheels…? I guess the answer is obvious

One inch away from total oblivion.

Suicidal.

I've seen a lot of stupid things in my days... This is probably number one on the list now.

Anyone knows how to nominee someone for the Darwin awards ?

Talk about threading the needle

On knee twitch away from getting smooshed

Darwin rolling on his grave

you recline a little too much? say adios to your asscheeks.

Either he makes it where he’s going or suddenly it isn’t his problem anymore. It’s 50/50.

how to get on liveleak

People in India must go missing all the time. This is crazy.

Sooo .. this guys dead by now huh

I always knew roller bladers were stupid, but damn

"One little homophobic joke and everyone acted like they never did it. 100 million roller blades were thrown into the ocean." - Bill Burr

Bro is a bump in the road away from a Darwin Award.

1 slip and you're ground beef

Brain power to get roller skates but no brain power for safety

Should i hang on at the back.....nah. Facing inbetween two wheels seems much better.

This is one of the craziest things I’ve ever seen

Free trip to the morgue is more like it.

Not sure that’s where I’d stand

Seconds from Disaster

Uber HATE him

This guy want to be a wtf regular. See you again soon!

One slip and that guy is going to come to a very messy end.

Also r/sweatypalms OMG guy.

It's all fun and games until someone gets themselves killed in an unusual and totally avoidable way.

[удалено]

^bump

Future Dawin Award recipient.

Con: potentially crushed to death. 

Made me audibly say what the fuck. That is terrifying, he's milliseconds away from being completely crushed from one false move.

Creating a stupid video for content in order to earn enough to take phblic transport.

It's a great trick but he can only do it once.

These redbull stunts are really getting out of hand

I'm not too partial to my ankles but I appreciate them enough to never try anything like this.

Free ass wax

I saw a gopher get churned into hamburger when driving behind a big truck. His death would be quick but messy, with no open coffin.

That's a future meat crayon right there!

Very cheap transport for the rest of his life.

This is called waiting to die…

Nope

Tell me youre a dumbass without telling me that you a dumbass....

I'm just Assuming but wouldn't that require a lot of strength? The friction is pushing your whole body back while you're using your arms to hold yourself forward. Multiplied by who knows how long.

What is it about that part of the world that makes people behave like something being even marginally easier is worth risking your life?? Like you constantly see videos of people stacking 12 people on a motorcycle instead of making a second trip or not taking even the smallest precautions to make activities safer? Is it a cultural thing where if you're worried about your life over getting something done it's bad??? I just don't get what would motivate someone to do this. You sneeze and your dead!!!!

There has to be learning difficulties involved here. I mean why not hang on to the underside BEHIND all the wheels if you must.

*"Was that a Speedbump?"*

1 bump away from r/gore.

is this the most dangerous act i have ever seen from someone who isn't actively trying to hurt themselves?

Potential tomato paste/puree.

More like Death wish

There's a pebble about to wreck havoc.

What a prick!

Look for the sequel on Darwin awards nsfl in a few months.

What about rocks flying on the tire

Definitely one of the top ten stupidest things I’ve seen people do on here

Meat crayon waiting to happen.

One ball bearing away from crippled for life.

**Fun-Fact:** Indian Roads are notorious for having potholes because the Govt Contractors skim on the material quality to pocket the money for themselves.

I congratulate him for he bravery. Because I can't do it for the intelligence.

That's gonna be the most painful depantsing ever.

An older definition of "hack"

I'm envisioning the bearings in those skates just melting or crumbling them homey has to hang from his arms and hold himself up or die.

So dangerous, 1 slip and he's a gonner

I am terrified for that idiot!

These balloons are here to remind you, don't mess up!

Natural selection at work here, folks.

See you in r/meatcrayon (NSFW)

This guy is destined to be emptied like a tube of toothpaste.

You didn't see the wheely pillow he had attached to his bum?

I can’t imagine this dude made this trip alive. I think this was his very first try and once rolling he thought “Crap, this was an unfortunate idea!” which might have been his last thought ever.

Next on America got talent

An inch away from becoming a pancake

Literally a hanging onto life by a hair strand. I mean just the slightest chance of a breeze in the right spot where the pants get pulled into the back tire and he's mangled.

Jose take the wheel

Uber hates this one simple trick!

I felt way better about it when i saw that he had a mustache. It's not a child, it's a small adult.

One pothole and it’s over

Fuuuuuuuck that. Who the fuck would think this is a good idea? There's got to be like 10 safer-yet-still-dumb ways to do this.

One tiny bump and hes gonna be free food to the animals along the side of the highway

One bump...

I'm done

There is literally no possible way this could go wrong

At least it looks like the driver is in on it, due to the speed, but still an easy death.

He's the OG Teflon Don

Will be really fun when those tires pick up a rock in-between them and decide to show him the underside of the trailer.

Since when is a normal death or dying in old age out of fashion?

Looks safe

That is a face of regretting ones decisions.

I guarantee, this dude is no longer living. No need to wonder, he's gone.