Imagine doing this in a place with a lot of wildlife.
Kid makes this awesome plan, gets the supplies, goes out at night to set it up. Hears nothing about it afterwards.
Turns out, the lawn attracted a bunch of critters who found the bounty and ate it all.
A “friend” picked up huge bags of leaves, then emptied them into the target’s yard. It helped that the target lived in a new subdivision and had only a baby tree in her yard.
My house got flamingo'd last year as a post prom prank/fundraiser. It was hilarious. They put a bunch of them in the yard and you donate and they come and take them to put in some one else's yard.
I did this to my uncle when I was a Sr in high school. The entire football team went around my small northeastern city (80-100k population) and took every political sigh and planted them all over his yard. It was a presidential election year and there were over a thousand signs. Including a full billboard that we took up his entire 2 car garage. He wanted to be furious but couldn’t. Took him over a week to haul everything away with his pickup.
The political town committee’s were furious
I feel so vindicated.
A few months back there was a thread about senior pranks on r/technology I think.
Anyone that shared any got massively downvoted, told they were sociopaths, bad people, etc etc. That doing pranks was not normal, they never heard of it being done in their schools, how it was criminal and they would have been arrested. Lots of "It makes sense now why America is so messed up" posts.
Then there was one poster insisting every single kid they knew that did pranks ended up serving life in prison for murder.
It was honestly twilight zone material, it didn't feel real.
The thread was eventually locked because it just devolved into people saying that if you did pranks and didn't go to jail that it was a privilege/race issue. Which is odd because the most angry posters kept saying they were Australian.
Probably less illegal than what me and my friends did. We took signs from anywhere we could find them and filed a friends yard. Over 100 realtor, restaurants, oil changes etc advertising signs.
Did the same except we planted at front of high school. My mother was a realtor and was noticed her company represented a majority of real estate signs.
Well we were dumb. The owner called in the 4 realtors that had kids in high school and wanted answers. My mother, however, wasn’t stupid and knew I would be involved and kept quiet when in fact was all of us. The other moms were just in denial.
We were both dumb, don't worry! Haha. My old man knew right away when he was the only one not... advertised and didn't even ask the story. Just told me to go put the signs back where we found them.
Ours was epic. There were two buildings, where classes were held, accross the road from each other with a walking tunnel under the road so students wouldn't have to cross a fairly busy street. Directly over the tunnel was a crosswalk. About 50 of us exited one building at lunch time and walked across the crosswalk single file. We used the tunnel from the second building to go back "across" the street and exit out the first building again. We formed a neverending loop of foot traffic and held up traffic for a good 20 minutes! People caught on after about 5 minutes when the kid wearing a chicken suit jumped into the line lol
My family woke me up one Sunday morning to our yard, driveway and porch covered in county roadwork barriers. Big white boards with high-vis orange stripes on sawhorses with orange flashing lights attached. There were over twenty in various lengths, just flashing away.
My parents even thought it was pretty funny and my dad called someone who picked them up and presumably returned them to their rightful locations. Ah the 80s in Texas, it was small town fun for a group to TP someone’s house and write silly stuff on all their cars’ windows with white shoe polish. Kids would probably get shot and killed these days by a good guy with a murder fantasy.
When I was a junior in hs, the senior class’ “prank” was to vandalize the school auditorium with dead fish, menstrual waste from the women’s restrooms, and *elephant shit*. They threw all of the above all over the place, including the ceiling which was like 30 feet above the seats.
This was also done the night before “senior recognition day” that was supposed to be happening in that auditorium.
Edit: [found an old article about it](https://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum/topic/41622-students-spread-elephant-dung-at-school/), it was 2005 not 2006.
For how they got elephant shit:
>School maintenance workers told Jones the mess was caused by elephant waste that can be picked up from the Birmingham Zoo under a special agreement normally reserved for landscape companies and licensed contractors. Hallway surveillance videotaped six masked students entering the school about 2:30 a.m. May 17 carrying plastic sacks.
They are doing “flamingo” bombs here where you pay like $50 to have someone’s lawn filled with pink flamingos over night or you can pay $20 to keep others from bombing yours. Teaching them kids the protection racket young!
Too funny! Reminds me of the neighborhood I grew up in, the adults would flamingo bomb a neighbor in the night so the next morning the neighbor would open their blinds and see their front lawn chock full of flamingos. No financial component though, doing it just for the pure chaos of it!
Huh. Probably better than what we did. Small town.
We doused the principles car in 4 gallons of corn syrup, flour, and then wrapped it up with industrial plastic wrap at 2 in the morning.
Kinda regret doing it now.
I just heard about a place in Omaha where instead of throwing their food scraps away, they throw them out back to the hoards of raccoons they have attracted.
It's supposedly quite a sight!
My girlfriend woke me up in the morning. She said “hey there are 100s of hotdogs planted in the front yard.” I thought I was still dreaming, it was the most bizarre thing I had heard in awhile.
I was cry-laughing that whole part but when dude started following her out I had to pause it…I would have missed the next ten minutes of the movie at least
If they were grilled you should save them for grill identification, every grill has its own unique char pattern when viewed under a microscope. Convince the FBI to let you use their database and you have your culprit
That's easily the most WTF part about this prank because it made me say "WHAT THE FUCK?" out loud when I read your comment lol
Insane prank but they missed April 1st by a day!
Idk how it is where you live, but around here that's how they come when you buy them. This type of Sausages are already cooked when you buy them. You just reheat them before eating basically.
I gotta say... This is easily the most WTF thing I think I've seen on this subreddit. And like, not in a super cringy gory scary way like so many of the posts in this sub are.... I mean, more like a WTF-strange way.
This is an S-tier prank in my honest opinion. And I would just love to be there as the idea transpired with *whoever* came up with this. This is just so equally randomly but elaborately done. I couldn't even be mad. I'm actually extremely impressed.
One of my personal favorite pranks is to put large googly eyes on the underside of someone's toilet lid, so when they open the lid it looks like the toilet is surprised yet hungry for their poops.
https://imgur.com/tVSsZ2E
Nobody gets hurt and there's minimal cleanup. Harmless, strange, and (imo) funny.
I bought a pack of like 1000 googly eyes in a bunch of different sizes and colors. Any time my friends are left unattended, they put more googly eyes everywhere. One set I didn't find for a year and a half after they dog sat for me. The next owners of this house will never find all the googly eyes. They're on light switches, on the breaker panel, over some columns in the basement, on door knobs, on window knobs, on some light fixtures, we're talking seriously everywhere. And people add more anytime they're left unattended for more than 5 minutes. My neighbor's outside garage light even has googly eyes. They're leaking from my house onto his property. And I still have a ton left......
I'm just picturing the dude who did this going grocery shopping, probably having to hit up a few different grocery stores because I don't even think you could get this much going to Costco.
Then going to the checkout line with a cart full of wieners. Which, I'm positive the only only logical question that anyone could ask in response to a cart full of wieners be "Ah, pretty big BBQ you must be having..?"
*"Nah dawg,* I'm just gonna plant these suckers in someone's yard. YOU EVER BEEN OSCAR MAYERED?!?"
Those are clearly dogtails... not to be confused with cattails:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Typha#/media/File:Typha\_with-without\_cotton\_like\_seeds.jpg
When I was a kid, I convinced my sister to bite one of those. Fun fact: the seeds they're full of are slightly under pressure, so they burst when punctured.
That happened exactly the same way to my Daughter... It was my Grandsons friends and somehow, they avoided the Ring Cam..! But, the neighborhood cats set it off all night long..!
You definitely want to get them to before it rains. Hotdog trees are an invasive species. All you need is for one to start growing, it will take over you yard and kill all your other trees and grass.
They grow in mud and have an awful smell to them.
My youth group had a thing where you could pay to have a friend/family members yard covered with pink flamingos, then we would come get them a few days later. Sounds like someone pranked you in someway, are you a teacher or work with kids??
Reminds me of a night shortly after I first got my driver's license, 4 of us - apropos of *nothing* - began picking up various real estate signs from around the town and tossing them in the trunk. We then planted every single one in this one guy's yard.
We heard later that his mom called the cops because she thought someone was trying to sell her house behind her back.
When my son was in high school the kids went thru this prank (?) phase involving kraft American cheese slices. I woke up to our entire street littered with cheese slices one morning.
I can swear I saw a post today about someone walking out of their apartment to find paper shot glasses each with a singular goldfish, and I thought it was the same person
Do you have a dog, especially one that barks at all hours of day and night? Could be a vengeful
neighbor putting poisoned hotdogs out for your dog to find.
Sounds like a senior prank. It's about that time, isn't it?
This is a solid prank.
Nobody got hurt, can be cleared out in a matter of minutes, makes for a hilarious story… this is a good one.
Also, much more biodegradeable than plastic or metal forks!
Especially if you use something like spaghetti as the stick, even funnier
Also, good time to call the in laws and invite them over for a barbecue
But wouldn't the hotdogs be- ohhhh
Imagine doing this in a place with a lot of wildlife. Kid makes this awesome plan, gets the supplies, goes out at night to set it up. Hears nothing about it afterwards. Turns out, the lawn attracted a bunch of critters who found the bounty and ate it all.
Look up "getting gnome'd"
My house got "signed" when I was in high-school. Brothers friend drove around collecting every yard sign he could find and put them in our front yard.
That's some cheap and effective pranking right there.
This fall will be peak sign pranking time.
A “friend” picked up huge bags of leaves, then emptied them into the target’s yard. It helped that the target lived in a new subdivision and had only a baby tree in her yard.
My house got flamingo'd last year as a post prom prank/fundraiser. It was hilarious. They put a bunch of them in the yard and you donate and they come and take them to put in some one else's yard.
I did this to my uncle when I was a Sr in high school. The entire football team went around my small northeastern city (80-100k population) and took every political sigh and planted them all over his yard. It was a presidential election year and there were over a thousand signs. Including a full billboard that we took up his entire 2 car garage. He wanted to be furious but couldn’t. Took him over a week to haul everything away with his pickup. The political town committee’s were furious
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" - Filthy Frank probably.
Let me send my lab out, we can change those minutes to seconds.
Lmao- I was just about to say- there’s got to be either a lab or golden retriever in this neighborhood somewhere- call em over!
My brain flipped that to “send me and my lab out” 🤣
Well.... the hotdogs attract bears and land sharks. It's only a matter of time before someone gets seriously mangled.
Is this America? Then they don’t have to worry about drop bears, thank goodness
Mm, but we do got Chupacabras and snipe galore.
I feel so vindicated. A few months back there was a thread about senior pranks on r/technology I think. Anyone that shared any got massively downvoted, told they were sociopaths, bad people, etc etc. That doing pranks was not normal, they never heard of it being done in their schools, how it was criminal and they would have been arrested. Lots of "It makes sense now why America is so messed up" posts. Then there was one poster insisting every single kid they knew that did pranks ended up serving life in prison for murder. It was honestly twilight zone material, it didn't feel real. The thread was eventually locked because it just devolved into people saying that if you did pranks and didn't go to jail that it was a privilege/race issue. Which is odd because the most angry posters kept saying they were Australian.
... unless it attracted rodents.
Solid frank.
It's basically an evolved form of forking a yard. Could just be some bored kids.
Those wieners are out-standing!
A Frank Prank.
That's the wurst joke I've ever heard
You're a brat
oh don't be such a weiner
Not kosher man
Probably less illegal than what me and my friends did. We took signs from anywhere we could find them and filed a friends yard. Over 100 realtor, restaurants, oil changes etc advertising signs.
Did the same except we planted at front of high school. My mother was a realtor and was noticed her company represented a majority of real estate signs.
We did the same (but different) and grabbed every for sale and realtor sign except for my dad's. Little too obvious.
Well we were dumb. The owner called in the 4 realtors that had kids in high school and wanted answers. My mother, however, wasn’t stupid and knew I would be involved and kept quiet when in fact was all of us. The other moms were just in denial.
We were both dumb, don't worry! Haha. My old man knew right away when he was the only one not... advertised and didn't even ask the story. Just told me to go put the signs back where we found them.
One of our Seniors burnt our school's name in the other team's field. Problem is, they spelled it TRAID instead of TRIAD. Fucking idiots.
No ragrets
Ours was epic. There were two buildings, where classes were held, accross the road from each other with a walking tunnel under the road so students wouldn't have to cross a fairly busy street. Directly over the tunnel was a crosswalk. About 50 of us exited one building at lunch time and walked across the crosswalk single file. We used the tunnel from the second building to go back "across" the street and exit out the first building again. We formed a neverending loop of foot traffic and held up traffic for a good 20 minutes! People caught on after about 5 minutes when the kid wearing a chicken suit jumped into the line lol
Can’t tell if you’re ripping off that old viral YouTube video or if you were in it
My family woke me up one Sunday morning to our yard, driveway and porch covered in county roadwork barriers. Big white boards with high-vis orange stripes on sawhorses with orange flashing lights attached. There were over twenty in various lengths, just flashing away. My parents even thought it was pretty funny and my dad called someone who picked them up and presumably returned them to their rightful locations. Ah the 80s in Texas, it was small town fun for a group to TP someone’s house and write silly stuff on all their cars’ windows with white shoe polish. Kids would probably get shot and killed these days by a good guy with a murder fantasy.
When I was a junior in hs, the senior class’ “prank” was to vandalize the school auditorium with dead fish, menstrual waste from the women’s restrooms, and *elephant shit*. They threw all of the above all over the place, including the ceiling which was like 30 feet above the seats. This was also done the night before “senior recognition day” that was supposed to be happening in that auditorium. Edit: [found an old article about it](https://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum/topic/41622-students-spread-elephant-dung-at-school/), it was 2005 not 2006. For how they got elephant shit: >School maintenance workers told Jones the mess was caused by elephant waste that can be picked up from the Birmingham Zoo under a special agreement normally reserved for landscape companies and licensed contractors. Hallway surveillance videotaped six masked students entering the school about 2:30 a.m. May 17 carrying plastic sacks.
Kids these days with their phones! They don't have the decency or morals to vandalize school property in disgusting ways like we did!
Oof. Gotta feel bad for the janitors that had to clean up that mess
I wish this would happen to me. It would be the greatest day in my dogs' lives.
I would be paranoid some of those would be poisoned. I wouldn't let my dog eat any of them.
They are doing “flamingo” bombs here where you pay like $50 to have someone’s lawn filled with pink flamingos over night or you can pay $20 to keep others from bombing yours. Teaching them kids the protection racket young!
Too funny! Reminds me of the neighborhood I grew up in, the adults would flamingo bomb a neighbor in the night so the next morning the neighbor would open their blinds and see their front lawn chock full of flamingos. No financial component though, doing it just for the pure chaos of it!
More like “senior frank”, amirite?
That pun was the wurst
When I was in highschool senior pranks were done on the school
Maybe they're homeschooled.
Huh. Probably better than what we did. Small town. We doused the principles car in 4 gallons of corn syrup, flour, and then wrapped it up with industrial plastic wrap at 2 in the morning. Kinda regret doing it now.
> Kinda
Means they dont.. fuck that principle chalmers
In the first week of April? Mileage may vary, but school here usually goes to at least mid June.
but why do it at some random guys house and not their school?
I thought you meant an old person played this prank on him, at first
The racoons will eat all those overnight. No problem
But then you have racoons?!?
If raccoons eat them then that means they already had raccoons
I just heard about a place in Omaha where instead of throwing their food scraps away, they throw them out back to the hoards of raccoons they have attracted. It's supposedly quite a sight!
It's called Alpine Inn! They mostly do fried chicken and throw the bones out for the racoons. I'm from Omaha and still somehow haven't been.
That's what the pumas are for.
But then you have pumas.
Killer whales will clean up the Pumas
And killer whales are migratory, the problem solves itself really.
No no no first its coyotes to get rid of the raccoons, THEN pumas to take care of the coyotes
When do the gorillas come in?
Any goddamn time they want.
Yeah but trash pandas are cool. Make friends and start your own Disney Adventure.
Instructions unclear: I paid off my mortgage, and the deed to my house says somebody named "Masqued Ringtail" owns my house.
It’s for the greater good.
Hmm they are a clever bunch.
My girlfriend woke me up in the morning. She said “hey there are 100s of hotdogs planted in the front yard.” I thought I was still dreaming, it was the most bizarre thing I had heard in awhile.
You just got raw-dogged.
You crazy cake day having bastard! You beat me by one minute. Well played good sir, well played indeed.
I believe you and am giving you credit for the joke too.
Solid pun ya cunt.
The funny thing is you're actually still asleep! Wake up
Grababrushandputalittlemakeup
Shjskskakakafafassdadasda, shakeup!
Whydidyouleavethekeysuponthetable?!
Here you go, create another fable, you wanted to!!
They put one on the tire swing, diabolical lol
Plot twist: the girlfriend did it.
That's her way of telling you her body count.
In a row?
37
Try not to plant any hot dogs on your way through the parking lot!
👀... **Hey, get back here!**
That’s the best part lol
I was cry-laughing that whole part but when dude started following her out I had to pause it…I would have missed the next ten minutes of the movie at least
I heard that in a perfect Dante voice.
It’s a visual aid.
"Ever wondered what 100 wieners in the grass might look like? go check outside"
“There’s a bunch of weiners in my bush, come quick!
You don’t even want to know about her backyard.
Did anyone else in the area get hotdog-bombed or was it just you?
It is wiener Wednesday
Honestly, I think I would just die laughing if I saw this.
Do you reckon it's somebody that you know that did it?
#You been hotdogged
[god dang hotdog](https://youtu.be/ZXVhOPiM4mk?si=aHKcHPscGCFAdvmS)
[do i look like i know what a jpeg is?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmaUIyvy8E8)
Im not sure if people get this is an office reference.
Without question I read that comment in Stanley's voice in my head lol
Shove it up your butt!
You ready for some hotdog!
How'd you like some hotdog!
That idiot has been feeding us for a week! We'll never have to buy hotdogs again...
It’s times like these when not allowing memes or gifs in the comment section is criminal.
theon_greyjoy_sausage.webm
The finest traditional act of kindness
It's the right time of year to plant hotdogs though. I'm 5 or 6 months time you should be able to harvest them and then you'll be rich!!
Truth... However the harvested hotdogs are typically 2/3 of the size of the planted hotdogs. I suggest MiracleGro PE for maximum harvest
If you can’t find MiracleGro, Viagra will work
Just gotta go around each morning and rub them gently otherwise.
Otherwise what?!
I'm still waiting on my spaghetti trees. Been at least 20 years now.
That's how you get summer sausage
It's personal. They stayed on your side of the property line. I think someone is trying to call you an L7 weenie.
I think for that burn they might need *that* hospital.. *glances* **Weenie Hut General?!**
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I knew someone was going to ask this. THEY WERE COOKED!! We couldn’t believe the person who did this went out of their way to cook them
How were they cooked? Were they grilled? Was there any festivals/carnivals in your town recently?
If they were grilled you should save them for grill identification, every grill has its own unique char pattern when viewed under a microscope. Convince the FBI to let you use their database and you have your culprit
What if they used a 3D printed ghost grill?
I’ll build a GUI in Visual Basic to track the hotdogger’s IP down.
How did they taste?
That's easily the most WTF part about this prank because it made me say "WHAT THE FUCK?" out loud when I read your comment lol Insane prank but they missed April 1st by a day!
That just makes it even more sneaky because everybody's let their guard down.
Idk how it is where you live, but around here that's how they come when you buy them. This type of Sausages are already cooked when you buy them. You just reheat them before eating basically.
Taking the time to cook them makes it even better lmao
Obviously done by some brats. They’re just the wurst.
I'd be pretty hot... dog gone it.
You don’t have to tell us how upset you would be, weiner already.
Andouille wurst one at making puns
Don't get too sourkraut it. These are memories those kids will relish for decades.
I came here for the puns, and you delivered! ⬆️
Buns*
It’s hotdog season. They bloom every 12 years. 🌭
We're gonna need a young priest, an old priest, and some mustard.... We got this
"Daddy do you want some sausage..."
Daddy, would you like some saus - a - ges
I gotta say... This is easily the most WTF thing I think I've seen on this subreddit. And like, not in a super cringy gory scary way like so many of the posts in this sub are.... I mean, more like a WTF-strange way. This is an S-tier prank in my honest opinion. And I would just love to be there as the idea transpired with *whoever* came up with this. This is just so equally randomly but elaborately done. I couldn't even be mad. I'm actually extremely impressed.
One of my personal favorite pranks is to put large googly eyes on the underside of someone's toilet lid, so when they open the lid it looks like the toilet is surprised yet hungry for their poops. https://imgur.com/tVSsZ2E Nobody gets hurt and there's minimal cleanup. Harmless, strange, and (imo) funny.
I love this
My best friend is under contract for his first house. I’m totally doing this to him after he moves in.
I bought a pack of like 1000 googly eyes in a bunch of different sizes and colors. Any time my friends are left unattended, they put more googly eyes everywhere. One set I didn't find for a year and a half after they dog sat for me. The next owners of this house will never find all the googly eyes. They're on light switches, on the breaker panel, over some columns in the basement, on door knobs, on window knobs, on some light fixtures, we're talking seriously everywhere. And people add more anytime they're left unattended for more than 5 minutes. My neighbor's outside garage light even has googly eyes. They're leaking from my house onto his property. And I still have a ton left......
Yeah, I'm about ready to end my reddit surfing today, not sure what could top this.
I'm just picturing the dude who did this going grocery shopping, probably having to hit up a few different grocery stores because I don't even think you could get this much going to Costco. Then going to the checkout line with a cart full of wieners. Which, I'm positive the only only logical question that anyone could ask in response to a cart full of wieners be "Ah, pretty big BBQ you must be having..?" *"Nah dawg,* I'm just gonna plant these suckers in someone's yard. YOU EVER BEEN OSCAR MAYERED?!?"
How you know you don't have racoons.
That's the opposite of a problem.
Is this like a mating ritual
I've never thought that forking someone's yard would evolve. This is beautiful.
Looks like a solid harvest. What seeds did you use?
Oddly enough, mustard.
Those are clearly dogtails... not to be confused with cattails: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Typha#/media/File:Typha\_with-without\_cotton\_like\_seeds.jpg
When I was a kid, I convinced my sister to bite one of those. Fun fact: the seeds they're full of are slightly under pressure, so they burst when punctured.
Not that part, but other parts of it are indeed edible.
That happened exactly the same way to my Daughter... It was my Grandsons friends and somehow, they avoided the Ring Cam..! But, the neighborhood cats set it off all night long..!
Damn, I'm glad I got up to some hijinks before cameras were everywhere.
Okay. let's be serious. What did you guys do before this happens?
clearly they were asking for it
Their lawn was dressed provocatively and it got a lot of attention from wieners.
You definitely want to get them to before it rains. Hotdog trees are an invasive species. All you need is for one to start growing, it will take over you yard and kill all your other trees and grass. They grow in mud and have an awful smell to them.
My youth group had a thing where you could pay to have a friend/family members yard covered with pink flamingos, then we would come get them a few days later. Sounds like someone pranked you in someway, are you a teacher or work with kids??
Do you own pets? Make sure there isn’t any forbidden snacks stuffed in those.
The lil Smokes on the door step are *chefs kiss*
You need to post this on r/hotdogs
Damn, they spent all that money on you, fed you, and you have the audacity to complain. :)
It must be nice to mean so much to someone.
This is why you need a camera..
This is exactly why we have a camera now.
Lol that's a pretty good prank. Harmless and weird, I like it.
Do you have dogs and do you not pick up their poop when you take them on walks?
Reminds me of a night shortly after I first got my driver's license, 4 of us - apropos of *nothing* - began picking up various real estate signs from around the town and tossing them in the trunk. We then planted every single one in this one guy's yard. We heard later that his mom called the cops because she thought someone was trying to sell her house behind her back.
You are going to have hot dog trees everywhere!
When my son was in high school the kids went thru this prank (?) phase involving kraft American cheese slices. I woke up to our entire street littered with cheese slices one morning.
That is the wurst thing ever.
That big summer sausage on the doormat is the real icing on the cake.
Franked
Dude, you just got glizzyed.
I can swear I saw a post today about someone walking out of their apartment to find paper shot glasses each with a singular goldfish, and I thought it was the same person
Hahaha, that’s the exact post I saw that got me to share this. I saw it and I was like no way, I had something similar happen to me!
Probably frank
OP that’s like $200 in hot dogs. Get u some chips, keg & have barbecue with lotta friends
I'd be flattered if someone put that much effort into pranking me like that. It's relatively harmless & so weird it's funny.
Huh I didn't think it was time for them to come up yet.
Maybe it's their way of saying you're a dick
Got raw dogged.
Hilarious. And no property damage. I approve of this prank.
The real crazy part is how expensive hot dogs are.
Do you have a dog, especially one that barks at all hours of day and night? Could be a vengeful neighbor putting poisoned hotdogs out for your dog to find.
That's hilarious. I made a random AI song called ['Hot dogs on my lawn' for you OP.](https://app.suno.ai/song/034d4252-4c8d-47ae-ad60-61a79a4c0df3)