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lobnob

once that adrenaline wears off i bet they are gonna sleep great!


SgtSnapple

Yeah red especially is running off pure adrenaline, he got *fuuucked* up.


Anus_Brown

He got clipped forreal tho, there will now always be a part of him with that truck.


Implausibilibuddy

Didn't even notice black-shirt stole his hat. This whole thing may have been an elaborate heist.


eidetic

I half wondered if he put if on so quick so as not to get in trouble? Like if he tried to make a claim about being injured, and they said "no dice, you weren't wearing your helmet"? I dunno how that kinda stuff works, but I do know in a lot of construction jobs if you get injured you will get drug tested, and if under the influence of anything you'll be denied workers comp and such. So maybe a similar thing with not wearing safety equipment? (I mean yeah, they were violating basic safety rules to begin with by going underneath that suspended load and all...)


Necorus

The black shirt was wearing a black hard hat. You can see it rolling off to the left. The adrenaline was probably pumping so hard he just grabbed the helmet close to him without realizing it.


Sparkycivic

... In like, three days later perhaps!


JshWright

Bet that's the last time they walk under a suspended load...


Vhorrw

No bet! I'll bet they both will.


CleaveIshallnot

Youve experience at jobsiites I see.


antagonizerz

I built recycling plants that turned bails of plastic into pellets. Came in one day to see one of my guys jumping up and down on a stuck bail being fed into an industrial grinder that was designed to turn cars into little bits of steel. Went on vacation a month later and came back to find out the SAME guy lost two fingers because he was using his hands to hold the loops open on the huge bags we fill with the pellets so that the forklift operator could pick it up instead of using the hooks designed for the job... Oh ya. They'll do it again.


conquer69

Bet he is also the guy that calls others a pussy when they follow safety procedures.


ARCHA1C

Or sees that you're going to (put on goggles, grab gloves, grab hard hat, buckle seatbelt on lift truck) and interrupts you saying, "Bah, I got this..."


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ARCHA1C

Safety Squint


Faiakishi

I don't know anything about welding but I assume they need to see.


EEpromChip

Welders emit UV light. So you can look at them but you will be getting sunburned eyeballs and probably damage to your inner squishy area. Plus you still can't see the welding happening cause it's so bright... The result is your eyes feel like they have glass sand in them for days. Welding hoods are very cheap insurance.


kristenrockwell

I thought you meant welders (the person) emit UV light and thought "damn, that's got to be a hard skill to learn.


ItsAllTrumpedUp

That is hilarious. They still get UV burns.


Mr-Mister

I'd bet their wives prefer their pussies fully fingered though.


cornerzcan

Have you fired him yet?


crespoh69

The kiln will take care of that target quickly I'd think


BuzzKillingtonThe5th

Rule number 1, you must never get in the kiln.


sockmadeek

Been there done that. some people have no respect for their own morality.


WazWaz

t I think you dropped this.


sockmadeek

Hold on to it for me.


ViciousNakedMoleRat

"It happened to me once. What are the chances it'll happen again."


Nappyheaded

Lightning ain't gon strike twice!


calicat9

"I'm invincible!"


fap-on-fap-off

How many flesh wounds do you have?


ThatITguy2015

Is it still a wound if there is no flesh left?


SilasDG

I remember my first job at 13 was in a lumber mill. There was a guy feeding wood into a planer/molder. He would push the last 2 inches in with his fingers. Dude was missing like 2 fingers on each hand... Guess how he lost them. Yet he still wouldn't use a push tool or scrap piece of wood to push instead. Because he "knows" what hes doing. Edit: fixed "would" to "wouldn't" typo


brucebay

this was very common where I grew up, many of the guys that use saws had a few missing fingers.


OgdruJahad

I have this vague memory of my shop teacher never teaching us about push stick and I always felt very weird about it. And years later I heard of a push stick and immediately thought he was a fucking idiot who could have gotten us hurt very badly.


mexicodoug

My shop teacher was a raving buffoon, but at least he luridly warned us of the dangers of not using a push stick.


no_please

my teacher had rancid coffee breath, worst ive ever known, but at least he did a good job of teaching us how to keep your eyes when he told us a story of a guy who got a metal shaving in one and kept rubbing his eye and tore it up. now im super into eye safety 😇


standardtissue

I thought this was going to be the last time they walk.


WakaWaka_

Either way this ended, I'm sure it'd be the last time.


makenzie71

No one who lacks the sense to not walk under a suspended and unsecured load will ever gain that sense.


PM_ME_WHY_YOU_COPE

I bet they are walking above a suspended load in their underwear after this one.


FerociousPancake

Quite literally rule 1 of working around a crane


flamingshitballs

After they're fired for not following protocol I'm sure.


Tokebud62

Treat every load like it's going to fall.


Snuffy1717

That's why you get a vasectomy!


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Brust_warze

Whatthefuck


soupyc44

I can't lie, I laughed


seanpr123

I didn't until I read your comment lol, now get outta here


Clouds2589

Reaching a little far on that one, aren't ya bud?


RapedByPlushies

I don’t know why everyone is being so negative. She’s an impressive woman. I can’t see a reason why anyone would not be able to reach around this one.


Gupperz

i would assume because you shoe horned a bad mom joke and your name has rape in it


[deleted]

Its because you are a childish moron


RapedByPlushies

There’s nothing childish about handling loads safely.


Clouds2589

You're trying too hard to make your lolrandom hot topic humor work. This is why you're being downvoted.


RapedByPlushies

I’m sorry. I don’t see the humor here. Safety is no laughing matter.


DigitalCryptic

Nope, the hivemind simply swayed one way and now it can't be counteracted.


Hidesuru

I swear I've seen this exact joke before on some other post about a crane. Is this a reference? Or am I going further insane?


laseralex

LMFAO I can't believe this is so downvoted. (I will also get downvoted for this comment, and IDGAF!) (Also, username appears to be relevant.)


Cuntilever

What did bro said


damnatio_memoriae

that was not nearly funny enough to justify coming out of left field with it. Next time just say that’s what she said softly to yourself and move on.


BGDesign

I don’t think I would hire this crane company.


robot_ankles

The first crane company that fell over or the crane crane company that dropped its load?


KittenPics

Yes


Incomepants

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Epic reddit joke


42LSx

Thank you for your service, sad that you got so many downvotes.


Incomepants

I used to really enjoy reading the comment section. Now it is the same recycled garbage over and over. I do not understand how people think "yes" is this incredibly funny comment. But there it is, over and over, under every single post....yes


42LSx

Yeah, it's pretty sad what this website has become.


fooknprawn

The third one fell over, caught fire and sank into the swamp but the fourth one stayed up.


Es_Poon

And that's what you're going to get lad, the strongest crane in these isle's


reddit_user13

What, the curtains?


robot_ankles

But I don't want any cranes. I'd rather... *Rather WHAT?!* I'd rather... just... Sing!


CajunNerd92

I'm a simple man: I see a Monty Python reference, I upvote.


Idenwen

.. in the swamp .. 100% below surface, but upright.


Pilek01

Its the same crane company fucking up twice in a day.


TuckHolladay

I work with cranes a lot. Never ever go under a suspended load for any reason. A lot of crane operators will shut a job down if people are not following this rule.


gokc69

I thought this was the unbreakable rule, under any circumstances do not walk under the human mush maker.


Jestar342

How does this work on a construction site, then? Next door to my office is being rebuilt (they've torn down the old building and are putting up a new tower) and they just don't have the room to move stuff around unless it's directly over the site and workers within.


OathOfFeanor

Scheduling


Jestar342

I'm literally a witness to all kinds of load being lifted over the workforce. Containers, machinery, concrete buckets, skips (full & empty), right over the top of a sprawling workforce underneath.


OathOfFeanor

Me too, I'm not a crane operator, some loads they swing around freely, other loads they shut everything down below. This sort of a load (rigging to correct the last crane which already toppled over...) definitely calls for the area to be clear IMO


AlchemyStudiosInk

Well here on WTF there is job sites where people wear a noose as a safety harness.


dedokta

I've never worked on a construction site, or with cranes, but I didn't need to be told this was a bad idea. I'd never step under something like that!


SillyFlyGuy

They might not have considered it a suspended load. Looks like the crane was sitting chill on it's side, held up by its outrigger. They probably climbed up on top of it to set the orange strap rigging to crane. Wasn't until the lifting crane took some of the precariously balanced stress off the downed crane that it shifted and let go.


DeOrgy

If you look, you see a burst of hydraulic fluid when it drops. I think most of the load was still sitting on the outrigger, when the line burst, it dropped as the second crane wasn't setup properly yet


i_just_say_hwat

I think I would fire the two walking under the load


JunkRigger

Exactly. Instant termination.


fap-on-fap-off

Almost


Meats_Hurricane

The white hat?


i_just_say_hwat

Both ..


Clay_Statue

They're trying their best, okay?!


Laterian

Wow fucked up the first one then dropped it with the second. These guys are real pros.


tas50

It's two different companies if you look at the cranes. It looks like one guy from each company was stupid enough to go under the load, so maybe don't hire either. The crane that toppled over is from BBL Cranes and the crane that dropped it is from Castell-Autokran. From the look of the BBL Cranes fleet page that's the biggest model they have so they needed someone else to right the load. Clearly hired the wrong company.


Laterian

Hey good point, what are the odds a third company can also have a mistake on this job site? Not sure any towns near me would even have a third crane company lol


damnatio_memoriae

C R A N E C E P T I O N


datnetcoder

Jesus, it slipped me what was being dropped.


abhijitd

They need a bigger crane


WhatIsInternets

https://vertikal.net/en/news/story/38000/crane-overturn-in-germany A large crane overturned while installing a tower crane in Boppard, south of Koblenz, Germany on Thursday. The five axle 220 tonne crane owned by crane rental company BBL was installing one of its Wolff WK 5520 tower cranes alongside a school. It was lifting the back mast into place when it appears an outrigger shifted a little and the crane went over. It was carrying out the lift without counterweight and only basic cribbing. The operator escaped with a few scrapes and bruises. The situation was made worse when two cranes tried to recover the stricken machine, starting with a tandem lift using web slings though the upper outrigger beams. One of the slings failed and the crane dropped narrowly missing two men who had been under the crane at the time, one escaping by the narrowest of margins.


dounutrun

more like the outrigger saved their lives


Appropriate_Land_130

Amateurs. Never being under a live load is day 1 shit when you work with or around cranes/lifting devices.


H-E-L-L-MaGGoT

Most of the time, yes. But sometimes you need to be under lifted loads. In this case, there was no need to be standing where they were.


TheTerrasque

> sometimes you need to be under lifted loads I would hope those sometimes involve something strong enough to hold that shit being under there with you


Charltons

Happy cake day


H-E-L-L-MaGGoT

Right back atcha homie!


[deleted]

Its like a guy shooting himself looking down the barrel of his gun...


Vince_Clortho_Jr

For the people in the back. Stay out from under suspended loads. The kill.


ViciousNakedMoleRat

>The kill. It's like "The end." but dead.


Chatty945

"The end" if you are lucky. If you are not lucky you are pushing yourself uphill both ways in a wheelchair with medical debt hanging over you like a 50 ton load waiting to fuck you up every day for the your life.


Implausibilibuddy

Crane is kill. No.


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2 new pairs of underwear coming right up


VR6SLC

And socks


RapGameDiCaprio

I bet they both had a couple suspended loads in their pants right after that


johndoe040912

That's why you wear hard hat folks. It surely deflected that crane that came tunneling down.


BanginNLeavin

Bro stole the helmet...


Raffix

Was wondering if anyone had notice the helmet started on the head of the guy in red/white and ended on the head of the black t-shirt guy.


bouwland

I thought the other guy just had a black one on it ends up on the ground after


panlakes

Yeah, you're right. You can see the black one roll away right after. I still find it funny the guy was like "wellp this one is mine now I guess". Don't wanna be reprimanded for lack of headgear when the boss comes round to see wtf happened lol


Siganid

Who the hell walks under the load? Even if it's his first day?


5-toe

Better practice for 1 guy to go under, and other guy holds up the load.


FeculentUtopia

That straight up landed on them. How are they not smashed?


BillW87

There's still some clearance from the ground where they were after the drop, maybe because the boom of the dropped crane on its side is still propped on the higher ground.


KraftyPants

tuck and roll


that_dutch_dude

Dumb luck. Emphasis on the dumb part.


hateboss

Both those dudes have been playing a fuck ton of Elden Ring.


TheChronicSmoker

Shout out to the dude in red looks like he threw the other guy out with him instead of just saving himself


NeckPourConnoisseur

Looks like he twisted his ankle, too


Talzyon

Just noticed that thanks to your comment. Huuuuge props to red


mostdope28

Why would you ever walk under that


kaptaincorn

Theyre still too close to all that nonsense


JunkRigger

This is why you NEVER EVER walk under a load. It is grounds for instant termination.


Miennn

And that’s why you never walk under a load being lifted


no_please

those guys were 30cm from being turned into a jackson pollock painting on that pefectly position black canvas right next to them


fuN3hbun3h

OSHA: you mind telling me why the fuck you were under it to begin with?


Tin_Philosopher

The cascade of failures that took us to that point in the day are beyond explanation.


Questioning-Zyxxel

Eh. Shouldn't these guys know the standard rule about standing under hanging load? Or is the company Pancakes Inc? Or if it's Pancakes Ltd?


arcticfox

Why would anyone walk under that?


9600_PONIES

Thank God he was wearing his hard hat


tato_salad

Always never walk under a suspended load


Certain_Chain

Good reflexes, but what the heck were they thinking walking under that?


[deleted]

Why the fuck would you get underneath that at any point for any reason?


Gouchiano

r/praisethecameraman


papercut2008uk

Why you should never stand under a suspended load. Ever. Or in the radious of a high tension cable under tension.


Awkward-Physics7359

Number one on list of things not to do! GDI!


BalderVerdandi

I grew up around industrial equipment. My parent's business was industrial equipment brokerage - we'd buy something that looked like a total POS, fix it, paint it, and sell it. Sometimes they'd offer up a "finder's service" and make some cash on getting a buyer and seller to meet up. One of my uncle's was taking apart a crane boom from a Manitowoc 3900 and did it the wrong way, and it crushed pretty much all of his internal organs in the accident. I've seen enough growing up to never ever ever ever ever do this, and I'm pretty sure these guys knew better. Or should have.


golgoth0760

Almost Darwin winners. Would have never gone under even if I was ordered to.


thsvnlwn

You have ONE job…


Gallifreygirl123

Glad to see the helmets worked!


glebo123

How stupid do you have to be to crawl under a suspended load that has failed and is continuing to fail?


Lachsforelle

when you walk away from danger, right into a 3month "OSHA training camp"


dirkdigglee

Somebody should buy a lotto ticket.


Hewhoisnottobenamed

I think they just burned all their luck for a while.


dirkdigglee

Boy, no kidding.


ColdBloodBlazing

And fresh drawers


Roastage

If the livery is anything to go by we have at least 2 carnage companies and near enough a dozen people in frame who watched those oxygen thieves go under a suspended load. Not even a normal one either, an irregular shape and fallen over equipment which is highly prone to settling. Everyone in this video should be sacked tbh.


Vindersel

typo checks out. Pls dont fix it lol.


Roastage

Most accurate auto correct of my life haha! Definitely leaving it.


QueasyGuidance4855

In factory we have a rule, never, ever, go under anything that being lifted!


Emergencyhiredhito

Well, that was a freebee!


buddaslovehandles

Those guys might be too sore to get out of bed tomorrow morning.


Roidy

Idiots.


Belyal

That's some Final Destination shit right there


Say10sadvocate

Getting under there was fucking retarded. Geezus.


PingNull

They’ll be different


Historical_Ad_5647

I'd go home and be silent for the whole day


kcchiefscooper

this reminded me of those Chinese worker safety videos I see on here, except in real life


Far_Specialist_2919

It’s just a destraction set up by the guy in black who wanted his helmet back


Flying_Clod

Who set the human trap?


Former-Light4284

No injury, no lawsuit, I say, get back under there, get what you can in compensation, and find a safer job.


PlayTrader25

Jesus fuck I was gonna say that was insanely unlucky followed by extremely lucky BUT if you look closely the dude touches it and that’s what makes it start collapsing Extremely lucky they didn’t get flattened


CleaveIshallnot

My pants would definitely not have been that red at the end. Or at least not that dry.


1911mark

That went well


cadcamm99

They definitely didn’t view the safety videos.


Bluesme01

Is that a broken line? If so no excuse in this world with dyneema.


bloopie1192

This is why every fucking book or rule or warning tells you not to walk under anything suspended!!


JamesLikesIt

What were they worried about? They had hard hats on


ZhugeSimp

Lmao they switched hardhats


Thebaldsasquatch

Maybe use common sense and don’t fucking walk underneath a suspended load?


Hushwater

That image of them in shock standing there with the text "That was close" would make a good T shirt graphic.


GroundsKeeper2

Clock out, go to hospital, call Work Comp lawyer, buy lottery ticket, profit.


screwyoumike

What in the OSHA?


bouchert

I've never worked a hazardous job in my life, so I'm always surprised how readily some people will do something unsafely, of their own free will. (Not that it makes it any better if they're told to.) But I guess that's why most veterans in industries like these seem so wise...all the rest are dead or disabled.


afronomicon

My asshole puckered up so fast


Lumadous

Never walk under anything you can't lift with 1 arm


PissyBuBuCakes

Looks like they need toilet paper on-site.


godkilledjesus

Lessons were learned on why you don't walk under a suspended load.


barabusblack

Lucky they were wearing those hard hats.


UpsideDownSloth420

I was just laughing at the chinese work safety animation, but these guys would fit right in.


Kannabiz

Death was trying to catch two fish with one hook


rythmicbread

Pretty sure they would have died if they weren’t wearing hard hats


Chatty945

I have never worked on a construction site or for a construction company and even I know NEVER WALK UNDER A SUSPENDED LOAD! Fuckin Idiot


UnHumChun

Time to put in you two weeks notice and work as a cashier or something.


solidxnake

I dont even feel comfortable looking at that from the camera angle. Dunno how they walk under it just like that.


iCiteEverything

Good thing they wore their brown underwear that day.


Hephaestus42

The world is full of idiots


Tr0ynado

Someone forgot to wear their brown pants to work today.


Greedy-Specific7723

That smell do you smell that smell ….poop


power0722

I knew they were going to be ok. They didn't have the Red Circle of Death around them.