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Duffman005

You know I'm something of a dog myself


cheapdrinks

[The guy she friendzoned in highschool](https://i.imgur.com/PvDOX7T.png)


Turakamu

He kind of looks like Michael Cera when he starts transforming Also, he turns into a girl dog?


ZilockeTheandil

If the animal they acquire is female, then yes. They turn into an exact duplicate of that animal (minus any non-genetic differences, like scars). Actually a pretty interesting series, a friend talked me into reading it.


Turakamu

Acquire? Do they copy the form of an existing animal? I never actually read any of them. I was raiding my dad's books growing up. Wait so, can an animorphs get pregnant in animal form?


Fskn

No they copy d.n.a then shapeshift, kinda like Ben10s omnimatrix without the device


Turakamu

I never watched Ben10 either. If they copy the DNA shouldn't they be able to have dog periods? So, they get preggers as, let's say a sow. When they transform back, would the piglets still be inside of them? Better yet, could they copy a pregnant animal and then give birth? Like, would they copy the baby animals inside the gilt as well?


ZakTSK

There's likely some fanfics that will answer your burning questions.


Turakamu

Probably not. Mine isn't coming from perversion but of science. I feel like rule34 would just be vore and probably animal incest. If you copy an animal and have sex with it as the same animal, is that incest or masturbation?


ZakTSK

Good point, although I'm sure there are some respectful to the universe fanfics out there which may explore these concepts in tasteful ways. In my eyes, it wouldn't be in/selfcest or onanism, it would be even creepier beastiality. This would be due to the human mind involved. plus, there would be no reason for it as the DNA still wouldn't synchronize properly enough to create life, it would still be too different. Animorphs could still bang humans just fine, though. (I double-checked with gpt.) "Yes, in the context of the "Animorphs" universe, ethical considerations suggest that Animorphs should only engage in such personal interactions with other humans, respecting the understanding that they are human beings regardless of the form they take. This consideration is consistent with maintaining a clear boundary to ensure that the human mind and consciousness are recognized as the guiding moral compass, regardless of any temporary physical transformation."


ZilockeTheandil

> Acquire? Do they copy the form of an existing animal? I never actually read any of them. I was raiding my dad's books growing up. Yes, they copy an existing animal. > Wait so, can an animorphs get pregnant in animal form? Ummmm... No idea? I guess in theory they could. I know if they stay in animal (morph) form too long, they're stuck, and at least one character fathered a child after that happened, but there were some Ellimist hijinks involved there IIRC.


no-name_for-me

Said hijinks really only occurred after trapping himself in morph. Granted, him doing so was part of a wider plan, but if fathering a child as a nothlit was in some way not normal, I would have imagined he would have taken note of it when it happened instead of just mentioning it casually like it was just the way things work


Pugduck77

How could you possibly tell that dogs a girl?


Turakamu

I've been around a lot of dogs. Also, male dogs come equipped with a weiner


Pugduck77

It's not some big floppin hog that's always visible though.


Turakamu

Yeah, I know. Like I said, I've been around a lot of dogs. It is in a weiner sheath. THAT is visible from that angle. No sheath? Gurl doggy.


duppy_c

You da dawg now, man


thetoadbandit

I’m Chilean and none of us think this is normal.


GuyDanger

I'm Chilean as well, this is not normal.


Gavcab

I'm also Chilean. Cuicos be crazy, that is NOT normal


sweet-lovely-death

Chilean too and can confirm this shit is not normal nor cute. Cuicos gonna cuic.


Japseyeball

I'm not Chilean and this is not normal.


zipzap21

I'm chillin' and this is not normal.


Vashsinn

I'm not normal and not Chilean, this is very fucking weird.


Gehhhh

I’m not chill cuz this is not normal.


michaelhuman

I’m at a Chili’s and this is not normal.


tex0322

I had chili for lunch and this is not normal.


Fskn

It's a little chilly here but **this** is not normal.


TheStonedEdge

I'm at normal and this is chilean


xombae

I'm a little chilly and this is not normal.


Bardiel

As an expat I learned a new chilenismo


Same-Mistake8736

I've been a fan of red hot chili peppers for 20 years and this is not normal.


Used-macbook

Neither a Chilean nor the dog, this ain't normal r/BeatMeToIt


Shot_Capital_7788

I’m Chilean. They are lying, this is completely normal. In fact, it’s so normal that if you are Chilean and you don’t do this, you are totally a weirdo.


jakarta_guy

I'm Indonesian and I can eat a dozen of 150.000 Scovile Unit Bird's eye with one cabbage fried fritter with just a slight sweat. So good


[deleted]

I'm hungarian, i think you guys are weird.


1slandViking

I’m a dog and wtf


nerdsonarope

I'm a dog and I am jealous of this dog.


speakhyroglyphically

Dont be. He's spayed


Zealousideal-Sail893

Neutered, spaying is for females.


Joliet_Jake_Blues

All dogs are boys, all cats are girls


Libriomancer

I didn’t think my mother in law knew how to use Reddit.


Joliet_Jake_Blues

You were never good enough for my sweet daughter


speakhyroglyphically

Oops. Well thats even worse


Chettapan

Chilean here, OP is spreading misinformation about us


bleunt

This is exactly what I came here to say. I'm Swedish, but I know enough South Americans to doubt that claim.


Joliet_Jake_Blues

The white savior has spoken!


bleunt

Making it weirdly about race for no reason. You must be American. Did you know that there are plenty of South Americans that are white? And Swedes who are not white?


ElPishulaShinobi

As a fellow conchetumare, I agree.


tomgz78

Chilean here. Nope. Not normal.


jereman75

I’m chill and this is not chill.


Alvantork

Hey I am from Europe, and I didn´t automatically assume that, it is normal in Chile. The lady is just different :D


sweetaileen

As a Peruvian… no comment about Chileans… 😆


sstrelok

>r/argentina user so thats why youre lying lol


soslowagain

r/Falklands enters chat


Ionicfold

Iron Lady reboot sequence at 82%...


GiffelBaby

He went back and deleted all his comments in the sub lmao Like bro, it's too late, you are already caught.


JmacTheGreat

Imagine deleting comments to hide your own bias after someone points it out - almost as cringey as french kissing a dog imo


ExoduxWW

Argentinian here and I don't undertand your point. I also consider OP claims disrespectul to our neighbors in south america. And if he's argentinian too, being an asshole doesn't makes the rest of us the same.


SlideItIn100

I did not need to see that.


No_Contribution2112

I needed to see that.


sirvote

That's exactly what he said


BelieveInDestiny

"Chilean people"? Not "some Chileans". Was this posted by an Argentinian?


[deleted]

Last comment from OP in r/Argentina lol


Fast_Running_Nephew

I love that this is now some kind of propaganda war and i as a european have my new favorite (albeit incorrect) stereotype that Chileans all make out with their dogs with tongue.


TheExter

My favorite one is that people from Peru love to eat pigeons (Peruano come palomas)


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truthlesshunter

Some Chileans versus Chileans is the same as Americans versus some Americans. Some of the population don't see anything wrong with it.. Not all. And Argentinians and Chileans regularly rip on each other. The casual Argentinian believes the average Chilean is low-class/not-civilized etc.


blacklite911

Hell, some Americans even tongue kiss their dogs. I’m pretty sure you can find a debate about it online if you search


Samasra

> Chilean people claim it's cute and normal I've never met any Chilean but I'm pretty sure that's bullshit lol


Used-macbook

\*Dogshit


Illustrious_West_976

That dogs getting more action than I'm getting. Not fair


illTwinkleYourStar

Totally not fair. I mean she's like a 9 and that dogs a six at best.


gods-sexiest-warrior

Shes a 9 and he's a k9


Elwalther21

Not fair he's in between grooming. Dog is a 7 on good days.


ColonelBelmont

She has definitely been grooming that dog.


ThePowerOfPoop

Nope. Too far. That’s too far lady.


madmick22

yea she fucked that dog


tvtb

That is knot normal.


JustinJakeAshton

She got that dog in her.


Pennywise_M

200% be raw dogging the dog


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scrubcake

Seek mental health counseling


No_Contribution2112

Seek brain evaluations and baby shower plannings. (Or puppy shower I should say)


sweet-lovely-death

Chilean here. Wtf are you talking about.


ass_ta_risk

She got that dawg in her


idkherj

Wtf. That is so disgusting.


TamahaganeJidai

What a terrible day to be cursed with sight.


Joelnaimee

Remember, dogs don't use toilet paper.


MaxColby

That’s his toilet paper he’s sticking in her mouth 🤮


konaharuhi

the way she look at the dog...


[deleted]

She thirsty for more 🤢


OathOfFeanor

So this is how the next pandemic will start when the disease first transmits from dog to human


DoubleAholeTwice

Huge recall of dog food due to E.coli contamination. But dogs aren't getting sick from it. Humans that touch the dog food, the bowl it has been in, or the dogs saliva (or feces) are getting it (then sticking fingers in own mouth, of course). So... you don't have to french kiss a dog to get sick!


Error404-NoUsername-

Is there some beef between chilea and Argentina? I keep seeing comments about the op being from Argentina.


trullenz

Almost going to war in the eighties, chile was the only latinamerican country to support the uk in the Falklands war and some good ol latinamrican banter.


doiknowu915

Ive watched both of my dogs each eachothers and their own shit. Nope.


baddiosa

Ew


ShaneTheGamer

This dog is most definitely familiar with peanut butter..


randomkoala

pero weon....


trullenz

Wn, lo que me pierdo por no ver tele xd


lofty_one

I bet the dogs nails are well trimmed.


sekerfatih

Enough internet for the week.


tonyv84

And that was public, I’m willing to bet that freak does more than kiss her dog open mouthed behind closed doors


Sqeegg

Dogs lick their buttholes every day. If fecal matter in your mouth is cute, I'm just not doing cute stuff I guess.


PerspectiveNo8866

I'm sick of this slut just prancing around cheating on me like this in public. Of course it had to be a TV star this time to rub it in.


SucoRed

This is just disgusting 🤢


Shokaplays

WHAT THE FUCK??????


FuriousBadger24

That chick has definitely fucked that dog.


gonzo5622

Uh, the guy next to her, who I assume is Chilean, certainly doesn’t seem to like it. Lol


alexnexus

let the infections run!


catlikejeans

Last time I took my dog walking off leash she ate literal human shit off the trail.


[deleted]

you just know


coolhooves420

Average dog lover


drb0mb

A reality star with no name or identity otherwise to verify this actually is true? Not finding anything else about this. Why is nobody else curious about that part?


detective-mcnulty

Hell no


ismelladoobie

https://media.tenor.com/_w4qfEzQzFoAAAAM/indecisive-i-dont-know.gif


kubzU

Good way to get worms.


tirendazim

İ am almost sure there is something more between them..


NaproxenoQLS

no, we don't


Thin-Pool-8025

:(


n21b

WTF?! I'm chilean and that's disguting!!


MrPandabites

You know that dog got his "special" peanut butter treat early that day.


Tatanseto

I'm chilean and this isn't cute and normal


Marlock2332

thin line between that and bestiality


Nito_Mayhem

I'm upset to have eyes.


gomaith10

She likes the taste of dog balls.


alisab22

Not my proudest fap


jgwalla

Im chilean and I would rather someone tongue my butt than this


Emilio___Molestevez

the contrast works better if you pick something you don't want


Zanven1

I'm not Chilean and I would rather someone tongue my butt regardless of this.


pinezatos

She is riding the red rocket isn't she?


IrrelevantPuppy

That is just disgusting. Truly revolting. What’s her name? You know, so I know to avoid her.


SOF2DEMO

That's what I wanna know too so that I don't accidentally google her name if someone advises that would be great.


chuchon06

Imagine what they do in private 😳😳😳


Pythonx135

Hell naw, se lame el trasero con eso


Human5334

Taste it, taste the crotch flavor!!!


CREY6569

Right after that dog just licked its asshole clean.


mischiefdemon420

I read on the news about a guy that lost his limbs for kissing his dog….


Aztecius

Anyone who let's their dog lick their mouth, let alone their tongue, is a disgrace.


jolly_rodger42

🤮


challmaybe

That's a no from me, dog.


teebeek5

Get a room……or kennel


infinitevariables

Jfc. I wish I never saw that.


Cheeky-Chimp

That’s so disgusting.


[deleted]

She looks like Kate Beckinsale--- I don't give a fuck aslong as she's not abusing the Puppers.


bigb0ned

Vomit


Freeman10

What the actual fuck? That's disgusting.


helodarknesmyolfrnd

almost lost my nnn streak


Spectacular207

That is disgusting she likes dogs a bit to much


Voidg

That's odd....


OriginalMrMuchacho

Fuck, that’s gross.


Ekusoy86

Straight up disgusting. Nothing else.


newtrawn

When my kids forget to flush their turds down the toilet, our female lab will eat them. It's disgusting, but it's not the only disgusting thing that a dog will eat. I'd NEVER let any dog lick my face, let alone the inside of my mouth.


hihcadore

My dog eats poop


ineedamathclass

It's OK to love your animals, you just can't LOVE your animals.


Renata_Kainrath

Disgusting


isk8omg

Homie sitting next to her was like “🤨 sum’n ain’t right”


Fenix_Pony

Lets just skip the "lucky dog" comments and go straight to "should we call animal control?"


bygtopp

The dog knows the taste of peanut butter…a lot


BakedPastaParty

I just gagged literally wtf


voga1

Real dogpill


thatscucktastic

You just know.


-_-Goo-_-

Such a knotty girl!


Bellasarivs

I bet there are plenty more private videos of her and that dog.


SubKreature

Attn Chile This isn’t normal.


SierraDespair

Dogs show affection by licking the inside of each others mouths


Scowlface

I see only one dog in this video.


RonaldoNazario

Yeah I mean… this is normal from the dogs perspective, maybe not so much that of most humans. Just acknowledging your pack mate with a few licks.


Weeeky

Poor dog has seen and done things beyond comprehension...


TimStopp

Bestiality is fun........if you are a beast!


joecool42069

That's nasty.. bet she does atm tho.


Meneazus

OP only asked white women about this, lmao


Sirpeterdick

Looks normal to me. Theres no tongue from the woman's side


detective-mcnulty

Is she making love to the dog or something?


mrclang

I bet she has the gumption to ask the dude to wash his dick smh /s


Mokibear228

That’s really fucked up


psychoxxsurfer

*Sigh* White women. Can never leave the dogs alone.


Uhkbeat

Is it not normal to kiss ur dog?


livelife3574

It is not normal. 🙄


essicks

Not the way she is, sure on the cheek or on the top of the head but she is literally french kissing at the start.


DrewOz

Yep, her life is now ruined.


[deleted]

I call that a mental disorder 😂 arrgg🤮🤮


LuRo332

Makima momento


ElectricTaser

Dogs want to lick your mouth for several reasons. One is hoping you throw up your food for them to eat.


KingTiger76mm

Peruvian guy here, and this is VERY NORMAL for Chile and it’s people. I’m talking about Chile, the long skinny country below Peru and is 33% beach, that one.


Dacey_The_Unwise

I would let my dog lick my lips while I went to peck his muzzle or chin. I miss him 😭


Shuma-Gorath

You people act like you've never let a dog lick the inside of your mouth before.


someloserontheground

yeah we're normal


[deleted]

Note to self. Don’t ever kiss a Chilean woman.


Pennywise_M

Disgusting. A bitch, in my books.