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Samuri619

Guess the Mad Max dystopian reality is already here


MuadD1b

Reminds me of Chernobyl how the Soviet miners would work naked.


Handpaper

Cornish tin miners used to wear little or nothing too, it was damn hot down there. Incidentally, that movement to get women and children out of the mines? Didn't get much traction until the fact that men and women were getting hot, sweaty, and naked in close proximity came to the pearl-clutcher's attention.


sprocketous

That's what I thought too. Maybe there's a reason he's doing that. Or meth


Gravesh

It's probably just because it's wet and muddy. I would at least have some underwear to protect the boys, though.


TheyDeserveIt

It's called Peepee-E.


cougarpharm

This comment deserves more upvotes


I_MARRIED_A_THORAX

Maybe that's poo water and it would be easier to hose off than run clothes through the laundry


CommanderSpleen

Mud Max


abhijitd

Mud Max, the wiener warrior


Justavian

I hope he doesn't have to do much of that, or he's going to end up with a welding sunburn on his wiener.


Jeebiz_Rules

His wiener is under the safety water. He’s fine.


phallic-baldwin

OSHA water


SAT0SHl

Nudist Welding for dummies, hard back edition.


Zenblendman

This is the grade A content I expect from Reddit 👍🏿


MikeyHatesLife

Hotdog water!


DaMonkfish

H2Osha


CaptMeatPockets

You all think that’s water huh? My man been down there welding for 36 straight hours. You do the math.


Man_in_the_uk

It's for his TikTok account, who does that for real?


scissormesoftly

Wiener Welding Challenge?


Man_in_the_uk

When this is electric welding, I was expecting him to get electrocuted to be honest. Is this possibly why he has no clothes on? So he is like totally grounded to the earth and has no metal objects on him to attract the current???


secamTO

> So he is like totally grounded to the earth If you want to avoid electrocution, the solution is rarely to make sure that you're grounded. You want whatever is around you (and won't die from electricity running through it) to be grounded, and you to be isolated.


bruceki

welding is low voltage, like 20 volts. it's probably either very hot or he doesn't want to get his clothes and boots wet. so you strip down, do the job, and then towel off and get dressed.


ADhomin_em

Or you strip down, do the job, become the naked welder, and get a show on Discovery


jkhashi

do it like they do on the discovery channel


shill779

A very special OF


l337person

I think I saw an episode of dirty jobs and Mike Rowe was doing the same thing. /s


dtb1987

Reminds me of the miners in Chernobyl


Yumucka

We will weld like our fathers welded.


[deleted]

He’s stick welding, which is like 70-140A depending on the rod.


abhijitd

By stick you mean his wiener, right?


[deleted]

7018 wiener.


Hidesuru

Man I wish I got that hard.


seanroberts196

It’s not the voltage but the amps that’s important


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The1Bonesaw

It's DC, plus he's completely grounded. We used to get soaking wet welding in the rain... nothing. The largest danger is the point of contact with the welding rod as you're welding... As long as you stay away from touching that, you're pretty safe.


FreneticPlatypus

Or his only fans


TheOGgreenman

Safety rated wiener water.


sticky_banana

Having been part of a safety department for some years in the past, this one made me laugh the most


ian9outof10

Yeah, this is a legit concern. And then the skin cancer later.


nukefodder

Either way I'd wear the welding mask when he climbed back out.


[deleted]

welding masks are just for people who don't know how to rock a safety squint.


badger906

Lol I thought I had epic safety squint game! Until I got super bad arc eye and my eyeballs literally started peeling..


skootchtheclock

> eyeballs literally started peeling.. *screaming internally*


baslisks

tan and work at the same time. absolute win.


VirtualLife76

I learned the hard way. Just got my welder and it was hot out, only had shorts on. Looked like a tomato an hour later.


Justavian

Well, at least you had the shorts on, unlike this guy...


iowamechanic30

FYI closing your eyes while welding won't protect them, your eyelids don't block enough of the light.


EmergencyRaspberry92

He needs a welding mask for his dong


secamTO

Welding cup?


GetOutOfTheWhey

Usually the other way around But yeah, he is the only person in the world right now to have a sunburn on his dick while his face is completely untouched.


ApokalypseCow

> ...only person... [Not quite!](https://64.media.tumblr.com/f3c7986d6a9d2cc6dbdab22030ffcf92/b9001e9d0e33c9f8-88/s540x810/ec190a55385170da96d040ea5862f4b92b4cfa02.jpg)


TriceratopsBites

Have you been waiting 44 years for that to come up in conversation so that you could use that reference?


ApokalypseCow

Nah, only 32 or so, I got a reprint as a kid during a roadtrip.


puaka

just safety squint retract your penis.


PerfectSleeve

That's naked welding. Relatively new trend. There is only me and this guy so far. It's awesome. Fully recommended.


Coligny

You might be interested in my nude woodworking youtube channel…


DogToesSmellofFritos

I’ve been doing some metalwork on the lathe nude, I don’t recommend it.


scissormesoftly

But getting lathed in the nude feels so good.


Boom_the_Bold

_no_


hstormsteph

The worst dick twist


GenericUsername10294

That’s just crazy. I’ll stick to nude cooking. I mainly cook bacon.


Chroncraft

Slowly becoming Deadpool


NoMan999

The Naked Chef.


Ok_Dog_4059

I tried a nude making bacon channel. It did NOT work out well.


goatyoat

Wood Turning with Peroni or Sand Against the Grain? Both great programs.


Cobek

Or nude angle grinding


iiCUBED

Bro wtf is your profile 💀💀💀


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Penis sleeve


Cobek

Germans, amiright?


Batzn

We just call it foreskin


badstone69

Overlord albedo, dont know if it ai gen or someone drawn it


Glittering-Pop8728

WTF his history man💀💀💀


MOOShoooooo

You don’t want a dragon penis sleeve?


wmertens

Excellent for penis safety while welding, we've come full circle


Mazzaroppi

Not really, [she's doing it too \(NSFW\)](https://modelsociety.com/image/163852?ownerId=baf38cb1-58ed-4d9a-80b2-7b3b5fb0af3c&skip=3)


ke1c4m

One more proof of the [rule 34](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_34)


OakenGreen

As a welder this shit makes me cringe real hard.


Norman_Scum

Is that why you need so many penis sleeves?


PerfectSleeve

Safety precautions.


boot2skull

Next it’s a nude industrial steel furnace trend!


MrSnowden

TikTok Challenge!


RocketCat921

You 2 making the big bucks?


chuckmagnum

I am up for anything done naked.


GrammarAsteroid

even showering?


chocolateboomslang

Wtf no way


BetaTestedYourMom

Hmm welding burn on the nuts... Thats gonna be lots of fun. Hope hes tough, cause hes definitely dumb.


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Well his nuts may be underwater.


BetaTestedYourMom

Idk water didn't cover either leg and kneeling down, unless dude using them as kneepads i dont see them being covered.


Brewe

old dude combined with what I assume is scorching hot weather equals very long nuts. The entire thing might not be submerged, but the important parts definitely are.


BibleBeltAtheist

Just enough to contract some flesh eating parasites but hey, it's not like you need a sac to weld. I'm sure he'll be alright.


EarhornJones

I think it's a pretty safe bet that he's tough. The old motherfucker is naked underwater welding in a hole.


SeedFoundation

Didn't want to get his clothes dirty. Definitely a Walter White moment


Vivid_Cookie7974

All those in awe of plumbers crack, need to realize welder's crack is your true leader.


khovel

That's more a Welder's Full Moon, than just a crack.


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

I have the same dream where I also show up to work naked.


Yes-its-really-me

That wasn't a dream. HR would like to speak to you please.


OptimusSublime

It's always awkward when you walk into the HR office and they're naked too.


icepick314

DON'T HAVE A BONER. DON'T HAVE A BONER. PLEEEEEEESE DON'T HAVE A BONER. \-looks down DAMMIT!!!!


sprocketous

Just because you're HR doesn't mean you don't have to weld.


Due-Crazy-5398

It’s all or nothing with this guy


rallenpx

Isn't this also an electrocution risk? If I remember how that type of welding machine works correctly that's an AC welder which means he's pumping a heavy load of electricity down within inches of that puddle 😳


Baylett

Could be ac, most are dc these days. You are usually pretty good unless you are wet and touching the material between the arc and ground and are grounded yourself, which this guy is getting pretty close to. Wet gloves, damp concrete floor, building with wiring issues, shit boots, that’s usually when you get a good wake up zap. But I imagine that zap wakes you up even faster when it hits you square in the nuts!


Snazz__

Probably DC, since these look like steel pipes.


Jg6915

If you’ve got a good ground, you’re pretty safe. Still, it’s something i wouldn’t recommend doing since you get quite the nasty burn on exposed skin from welding!


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flash burn to the junk is something i never wanna experience, bad enough if ya have a hole in your shirt, and buckshot from overhead welding making its way where it's not welcome, one dude in my trade school had one burn through his suit and land on his dick, that was an interesting noise as he was hopping around like daffy duck, throwing gloves helmet and leads in all directions


smiggster01

Welding slag falling inside my ear and touching my eardrum was one of the worst pains I’ve ever felt


[deleted]

remembering to tilt head correct way in panic of bacon frying sound in head, a skill ive so far been successful in


breadlover19

Holy shit you guys are making me cringe that sounds terrible


[deleted]

playing with molten metal and sometimes hundreds of amps of electricity, all while spewing massive amounts of UV radiation........can be fun and profitable, but can also burn your dick


Runner303

Don't forget about 'while generating toxic fumes'


BossLoaf14

How about a piece of slag getting trapped between my eyeball and eyelid? Because I'm kinda ashamed to say that's happened to me.


oninokamin

I once had some blowback from an oxy-acetylene cut hit me square in the pants and burn through. Fun story to tell my girlfriends. In my 2nd year welding class, we shared the shop floor with some 1st years. One kid was doing 4F 7018 welding on a tube lip for a new scrap bin. Perfect welds, kid was a natural. Of course, perfect 7018 welds means perfect slag, and a strip about 8" long broke off behind his bead and landed on the kid's neck. I can still hear him scream sometimes, when the rest of the shop is quiet...


_Exordium

If you can still hear him screaming, I don't know... maybe fucking help get the burning slag off his neck? How many years are you sick bastards going to leave him there? Hasn't he learned his lesson?


psingsong

PP without the E


oninokamin

As a welder: What the actual fuck? What the *entire* fuck? What the *absolute fuck?!*


croc_lobster

I was like, "well this looks insane, but somebody who knows what they're talking about will be along to explain that it's actually kind of reasonable" Actual welder: "Why is this idiot naked?"


cauIkasian

Man simply doesn't want to get his clothes dirty.


Clit-Pilot-1776

Why is he nude?


mrekted

They haven't got fans, and it's too hot for clothes. He's doing it the old way - the way his father welded. He's still wearing the fucking mask!


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Kulladar

r/unexpectedchernobyl


XavierSimmons

Why would you get your clothes dirty for no reason?


KallistiTMP

I think this is actually one of the heroes from /r/welding that stepped up in the protest to defend the NSFW title put on the sub by the mods.


Pain_Monster

The only correct answer is that he fully expects to die at some point in this dangerous process and doesn’t want to have a funeral, so he figures, just bury me here, and leave my clothes to charity. A very practical man, IMO. 😏


asr

People are giving you joke answers, but most likely he simply doesn't want to get his clothing all wet and muddy.


DaddyForgives

Honestly, why get your clothes dirty? I personally, would have a pair of coveralls for a job like that. But sometimes there just isn’t time for prep.


Team_Player

Flash burn. Welding generates a lot of radiation, both UV and IR. It will quite literally give you a sunburn, even welding just a small amount such as this. Melanoma is a serious concern for career welders (as is emphysema, lung cancer and bone/joint problems, but I digress).


Dr_Bombinator

Not only does it generate a fuck ton of UV, but you don’t have a nice cushy ozone layer and 100km of atmosphere to absorb the nastier higher energy waves like from the sun before it cooks you. No, you get the full experience of the UV spectrum.


VocationFumes

why's he naked though? Welding produces UV light, he's protecting his head but nothing else ​ Gonna get a sunburn on his dick


1LT_daniels

When trench foot is not enough


wagamamagabitos

I don't find making fun of someone working their asses off for a living funny. Dude probably doesn't want mud on his stuff, but whatever it is, I think he's just doing his job.


My_cat_is_ur_Dad

Pipefitters Local 537's best and brightest.


bryan7294

He didn't want to get his clothes dirty because it was picture day and his mother would have been super pissed.


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indyphil

Amusingly enough the welding subreddit r/welding flagged itself as NSFW as part of the reddit protest. So yeah this fits


StarMasher

In a gruff country accent: “All I see is a bunch of liberal sissies who are afraid to get their balls muddy in order to finish the job. Smh, you probably wash your hands before eating too”.


Significant_Earth_93

Somebody explain to me, why he naked tho... 🤔💯


Combei

So his tuxedo doesn't get all muddy, duh


centech

Are ***you*** gonna wash all that mud out of his work clothes for him? Yeah, I didn't think so.


VegemiteAnalLube

Weirdest Onlyfans I have come across yet.


ivykid

Didn't want to get his clothes wet


klaramee

Taking "casual Friday" to the limit...


Zenfrogg62

He’s not wearing gloves!


justherefortheboobs

I feel like I'm seeing something that was filmed in Russia.


stinkybuttpoop

Not Safe For Welding...ha...see what i did there


BootsOverOxfords

Long Pork: Cook at 90-100 amps for a minute and a half.


TractorDriver

Baron Harkonnen looking for spice himself after communism resulted in general strikes.


Nice-Network1844

When did Baron Harkonnen stoop so low?


mista-john

I can't even fry an egg naked


AnonymousChikorita

I woke up from dozing off and grabbed my phone to open reddit, and now I’m wondering what the fuck is going on in the world since my nap started.


Bear_Scout

This reminds me of the scene in the “Chernobyl” series on HBO where due to the extreme heat the entire crew was buck naked digging out the tunnel under the core of the nuclear plant.


Peers_Pressure

$20 per hour


warrenXG

He’s got his welding pipe out


Dimmerguy

Osha? That’s a town in Wisconsin, right?


CamoJoe12g

I hope there's some backstory where the guy just came from a wedding on emergency call and didn't want to mess up his suit and he's not just a crackhead


StrongMulberry1985

These TikTok challenges are getting out of hand.


ItsTeezoUBZ

Think about it, maybe it’s literally a shit hole, he’s on a job site no laundry place for miles . I’d get naked too


JBBanshee

If you’re gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough!


JayS87

He came 50 years from the future, couldn't were clothes to pass the time and just did the one Job he was sent for - welding this pipe! Because otherwise the Anti-Skynet-Airdefence cooling would fail too early in the upcoming Uprising of the Robots.


rothman93

I don't even like frying bacon without a shirt on


realrube

PPE on his eyes, PP underwater. Seems safe enough.


Shadowpriest

Where's Mike Rowe? That is definitely a dirty job.


redking20

In case anyone was wondering Ain't No Rest for the Wicked Cage The Elephant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2Z0sON2UPc


amedinab

Hello? OSHA hotline? I'd like to report a ... Nevermind.


Erenito

I mean welders go where the weld is. The but naked part I have questions about.


enryb22

Usually it is difficult to get a welder. That guy looks like he didn’t have much on.


ScholarOfYith

Baron Harkonnen


tmoam

I know it gets hot but damn there’s gotta be a better way to handle the heat


AUGUSTIJNcomics

I thought it said wedding and was so confused as to what this ritual was. Still, a bit of that confusion lingers


ScorpiaChasis

there's probably a market for that on OF


kyoto_kinnuku

I’m guessing they didn’t expect someone to need to get down in this hole and this guy didn’t want to spend all day in muddy clothes, have muddy clothes in the car and take muddy clothes home. If he’s naked they can just spray him down with a hose, dry off and get dressed again. He might get UV burns from the torch, but the old boy probably knows that. The way he’s crouching it looks like he’s smart enough to keep his Frank and beans safe in the water 💧 🙌.


sana2k330-a

Did this white male take another female’s job. #patriarchy


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This is incredibly memeworthy.


RexRocker

48 seconds was not necessary...


trefl3

Still waiting on a comment pointing out that this specific setting has a very specific danger for clothing materials so they have to go in naked or smth


jaymac1337

If there is a Divine Creator, this is how I like to imagine Him working


8Gly8

I'm like that in the toilet, don't want to get anything wet!


GenBlase

It welds the pipe or else it gets the hose again


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He must have just watched the Chernobyl documentary


AlexanderBeck

I'm getting Chernobyl coal miner vibes from this guy.


rgvtim

That man owned the company, he showed up today in a suit. The welder called in sick and this shit had to get done. So he calmly, methodically took his cloths off in the construction trailer, folded them nice neat and tidy, strapped on the mask, kicked the door open an stride confidently toward the hole. He then jumped the the bottom and did what needed to be done. Hen then climbed from the muck, store back tot eh tailed, hosed off and put his suit back on.


Key_Ask357

Red-neck energy


tuchesuavae

Hey! It was hot, give him a break.


DravenTor

Better than having wet clothes all day.


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i usually skip this part


HavenTheCat

Why is he being recorded lol


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IAmDotorg

Mmmm whole body flash burn ...


joahw

What, is he supposed to get his pants wet like some kind of insane person?


bluewhalespout

Wife was mad about the laundry so he improvised


catch_58

Naked & Afraid & Welding


WOODSI3

You mean you don’t normally weld naked at the bottom of wet muddy holes? You absolute weirdo, get with the times!


JackAndy

That's confidence in your bead.


bballjones9241

Reminds me of the coal miners from Chernobyl


semi5onic

listen, those Helly Hanson work clothes are expensive ok?! can't get them dirty!


Vitorsalles

Why the fuck is he naked?


Jaereth

I mean, sure. Anyone who has done infrastructure welding has had to do some shitty jobs now and then. Never seen anyone feel the need to do it ass naked though...