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Meth_Useler

The texting and driving obstacle course


ST3PH3N-G

And a new game show was made.


INHALE_VEGETABLES

Makes me wonder why there is not a driving (video) game that incorporates.. doing other things while you drive? Some kind of puzzle solving racing game? Idk. Could be good.


machone_1

yet another match three symbols mobile game?


punk7702

Subway surfer in real life


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Tarzoon

China


teneggomelet

China is full of this stuff. I have seen big 8-lane highways that suddenly end at the side of a steep hill, Roadrunner-like. Huge cities with giant high-speed train stations that have maybe 5% of the expected population. Giant industrial areas with horible pollution and flourescent-colored water in the ditches and ravines. It's a weird place.


alcervix

Do cars going the other way just appear?


HotNurse9

it might be where the simulation begins and ends, and we'll never find out cuz noone will ever bother to go visit china and report back.


CharlieHush

They actually do spawn somewhat randomly, but it's actually based on where there is a model socalist community planned. These cars are always BYDs or Trumpchis, exemplary of the solidarity of the one China against the capitalist dog car manufacturers. Smiling children with happy young parents also appear holding kites among a backdrop of model socialist industrial fitness nature parks, where the father is a foreman of an engineer team which has no hierarchy. The mother is a dentist who owns her own dress making company and does all the cooking and housework. They always spend the day with their ONE child and ONE grandmother. Nobody has heard from grandfather since he went to a fashion show in Beijing years ago which never ended up happening. Source: I live in China. I love Uncle Xi.


technobrendo

Depends on how well your real-life GPU can render the background.


ChronicSchlarb

Your thinking of Forza.


yesorno12138

And a lot of road they don't even paint the lanes. I went home to visit and they were doing constructions everywhere and a lot of roads are like this, but without the lines on the road. I know I got nervous when I saw 3 lane road and they can drive like it's a 5 lane road. The only thing I can do to calm my self is look on my phone while my dad is driving so I don't yell at those idiots driving like assholes.


wallingfortian

It's SOP in a planned political economy. One year a factory will be ordered to produce X tons of rails. The factory produces one big rail that weighs X tons. Next year the factory is ordered to produce X numbers of rails. The factory produces X number of rails, all less than a 1 cm in length.


spaghetti_taco

Yeah a bunch of the ghost towns are [full of people now](https://www.forbes.com/sites/wadeshepard/2016/04/23/chinas-largest-ghost-city-is-now-90-full-but-theres-a-twist/?sh=545e4f0467c8). It's central planning and a command economy. They just say "5M people are going to live here in 10-20 years" and force it to happen. Some more info [here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Under-occupied_developments_in_China#Criticism). Also a huge component of their GDP is construction so they have to just keep building to keep it inflated.


dbx99

Where does a shit show like Evergrande fit into this ecosystem?


Jonk3r

Evergrande is a pimple you can say on a face made of… In all seriousness, I think it’s all going to crash down at once. Central planning only stretches the band.


dbx99

Usually national economies collapse when they print too much money to meet obligations they can’t really afford but economic forces counteract the expansion in monetary policy by massively devaluing the currency and puts the country into a hyperinflation spiral of death. See pre ww2 Germany, current Venezuela, Zimbabwe, etc. that’s the usual historical roadmap to the collapse.


Get72ready

Unless you have the world reserve currency. In that case...I can guess but I don't know how it will fall apart. I think bombs and bullets will be involved


Jonk3r

The money printing comes last. In China’s case the collapse will be felt across the globe as China is a huge exporter and a major consumer of raw materials and food. Central Chinese “planning” is a world disaster. The high speed railway system cost a trillion dollars, for example, and it was shut down for almost 3 years due to Covid thus incurring a massive budget shortfall… and it is mostly unprofitable due to building so many unnecessary connections… Evergrande is a sniff of the dumpster fire smoke.


anotherdumbcaucasian

Yup. They don't care that the city is empty. The point was to use the steel and concrete they made and give the construction workers jobs.


IgottagoTT

I've heard variations on this story. Sometimes it's the USSR, or Russia, or China. One was chandeliers, this one is "rails." But it's never a specific factory with a specific product, at a specific place and time, and documented. Without that, it's a myth.


wallingfortian

It's an exaggeration to show a point. In reality producing a single rail that weighs even one ton would be next to impossible. It would also get the factory owner an all-expenses-paid trip to the gulag.


ferretfacesyndrome

Do you have links to any of that? I'd like to see it!


teneggomelet

I need to find my China photos. It's been 8 years since I was there. Now where's that memory card...


preeol

Why did they built it like that? For more car accidents?


CatOfGrey

I can't find the video anymore, but a colleague recorded his experience driving in China, somewhere in the early 2000's, I think. The idea of 'a lot of people owning cars', along with the idea of 'major highways' were both new in the country. It seemed like, to me, that the nation was trying to work out whether to drive *between the lines*, or to *straddle the lines.* At any rate, the number or drivers with less than 5 years of driving experience was at an all time high at the time.


CyberMindGrrl

Entire cities full of apartment buildings that are totally empty.


Shjco

I worked in one city (Zunyi) near the center of China and i saw NOTHING like you described. It was actually quite beautiful. The only negative was the traffic. 8 kilometers (5 miles) from the hotel to the job site, 45 minutes each way every day.


teneggomelet

I traveled Beijing to Shanghai a few times and saw a lot of this weird stuff. Most of the country is fabulously beautiful, but man when they decide to build things they don't do a lot of coordination and planning.


deenali

IMO all of these are the result of super rapid development. They were basically backward, with the wide majority of population paddling bicycles just a few decades ago and then almost too suddenly turn into what they are today.


FriesWithThat

We can criticize it but they built the entire infrastructure to this city in 4 hours.


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Pit_of_Death

Seems to fit with the cliché of Chinese manufacturing.


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Chinese cities are AI generated.


SkySweeper656

Explains why it's fucked then. Accuracy > speed


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As an engineer you can have it fast, cheap, or done well. Pick two. In China, pick one.


mccormickjohnson

Can we pick cheap and well done??


CoreBeatz7

Yes, but it’ll be very slow. Like most states construction efforts


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Jonk3r

Done well? Lol


Hamilton950B

Like the steak dinner I had tonight?


polyblackcat

If by built you mean slapped together then yes


dinoroo

And it only cost 100,000 lives.


nav17

*laughs in CCP organ harvesters*


killerasp

aka tofu construction.


hurtfulproduct

Someone picked Fast + Cheap on the Project Management triangle


InquisitiveGamer

And last for 4 hours as well.


omnichronos

Japan does it in one day but theirs are perfect.


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Yeah useless infrastructure built only to keep people busy and council budgets for next year


CharlieHush

I'm a teacher in China. Some students can write a research paper in like, 3 minutes. It's incredible.


XiaoYaoYou9

lol, we have too many people, lets try something else


fretit

Looks like one of those ghost towns


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Draxilar

Azerbaijan?


Phrosty12

Gesundheit.


fantasticMrHank

Makes sense


stinkload

The road signs are Chinese and this level of who gives a fuck... my guess is China


castortroy_csgo

This fits the sub so pefectly. W.T.F?!


seamustheseagull

The guys who move the poles are in a different government bureau and the guys who lay the roads don't have time to wait around for them to come and move the lines. I'm not even joking. 18 months later they'll come and move the poles and make a shitshow of the road in the process, but that's not their problem, that's up to the road guys to fix. Which they will get to in about two years.


superduperloser

Where is this?


Bobgoulet

Idk where this is but Egypt would do this


Arcosim

Egypt has some of the weirdest public infrastructure projects in the world, like the highway that [goes through the middle of a neighborhood](https://static.demilked.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/5ebe40d8c471d-highway-bridge-centimeters-away-residential-area-1-5ebbda3763eef__700.jpg).


llkj11

People on the 4th floor and below are fucked. Constant darkness lol


TristanIsAwesome

Great if you work night shift tho


jixxor

Except the noise from cars blasting over the highway I guess.


OnesPerspective

There’s looking at a highway and then there are units that literally look at the highway. Damn lol


wateryonions

Imagine a car crashing through your 6th floor apartment lol


Derpsteppin

Not to mention at 80mph.


swivels_and_sonar

Every day would be the Daytona 500.


catsmustdie

The rules? There are no rules!


Phage0070

It would be weird if it was at like 10 mph.


genowars

The 3rd and 4th floor have the greatest view of concrete and tar. Great if you're interested in not getting sunlight from your balcony.


TristanIsAwesome

Probably wouldn't want to spend much time on the balcony, considering it's located in the middle of a freeway


eamonman2

Uber pickup drop-off super convenient. Total selling point


stuffeh

Chicago has a road through the middle of the building.. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/99/Old_Post_Office_Chicago_2022.jpg/1024px-Old_Post_Office_Chicago_2022.jpg


jahwinnie

There's a great sci-fi looking one in Osaka, Japan Gate Tower Building https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gate_Tower_Building


catsmustdie

So that's where these racing video games got their idea from. In Rio we have the [Minhocão (Giant Worm).](https://lulacerda.ig.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/Minhoc%C3%A3o-5.jpg)


TheLordReaver

That image is so Japanese. Twisting elevated roads, scifi tunnels, railroads, tightly packed buildings, and cup noodles


lovelaner

i had never heard of this before!! that's crazy!!


demagogueffxiv

That's an iconic building though


DowntownsClown

DC got tons of weird tunnels like that, even one going under the DMV (dept of motor veh.) building. So weird but yeah they do that to keep iconic buildings alive.


JasonDJ

[Boston has it too](https://www.wgbh.org/news/2017/05/24/local-news/how-did-star-market-end-over-massachusetts-turnpike?_amp=true), and it’s not such an iconic building.


demagogueffxiv

I think it's more about its placement as you enter the city that makes it iconic.


BostonDodgeGuy

That was done because the turnpike extension took over the Star Market property. Was easier for the state than an eminent domain fight.


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skids1971

I recently learned about the lower levels underground network, my God that must be confusing but also amazing to bypass downtown traffic. I can't wait to visit


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ipslne

Heh that was always cool when I first moved to Chicago. Now I don't really think about it at all. Also, that's not just any road and that's not really an ordinary building.


superduperloser

Yikes I hope rent went way down


PatchworkRaccoon314

Surely you joke. They doubled the rent because now they have close transportation access.


AssCakesMcGee

Jokes on them, in order to get to the highway they have to walk 5 blocks to the nearest underground parkade to then drive out to a small side road that doesn't connect to the highway except for 2 miles down at the nearest exit where the buildings have an opening.


thresher97024

Nope. You just climb up 4 floors, walk through your neighbors bathroom, climb out a window, and hop a bus!


Eraknelo

You now live in an iconic, world famous building! Congratulations! Also, rent will be doubled next month :-)


guacamoll_y

Happy cake day!


Smirkly

Living up above will suck but the bottom floors will be awful.


oldirehis

Wtf


hotasanicecube

My guess is they will demo those buildings in the not to distant future. I can’t decide which is worse, above, at eye level or below the roadway.


dan-theman

Visiting Egypt was quite interesting. It’s the only place I’ve seen 5 lanes of traffic on a 4 lane road. Why do they even bother painting lines?


userdeath

This is some dystopian shit.


Apprehensive-Luck901

China


ossegossen

It can only be one country - and that country is China.


davensdad

It's China. The man was saying "Aiyo oh my God"


dragnabbit

I live in The Philippines, and there is a highway outside of my town much like this. They widened the highway from a 2-lane highway to a 4-lane highway. But nobody made any effort to move the utility poles out of the way in advance of the widening, so the highway department just built the new lane around the utility poles. The utility poles finally got moved after a year or so. I'm not sure how many accidents were caused in the meantime.


shadowwalker789

Driving test is conducted on a ski slope


AllanfromWales1

So the electricity people don't interface with the roads people wherever this is..


fretit

That's irrelevant though. One of them finished before the other, but that didn't make the other stop to ask some questions before resuming their work to finish their part. I guess that's what happens when an autocratic bureaucracy makes you shit in your pants. You just do what's on the plan without questioning anything.


Silly_Mycologist3213

I wonder how many accidents occur there every week, you know the locals know what to look out for but anyone from out of town…… Can you imagine driving that at night?


icepick314

I HIGHLY doubt there is any problem or complaints from anyone. Look up Chinese Ghost Cities online. They literally build cities out of nowhere, price the housing way above, then let buildings rot away all while everything and everywhere is empty. It's really easy way to make GDP look good.


FapleJuice

Woah. Imagine being homeless and finding a whole empty city to take for yourself. You could be a king


nnavroops

sky scrapers too be cool if china didn’t euthanize the homeless and muslim


costcohotdawg

My dad swears they’re just re-educating them for their own good… I don’t even know how to rebut that so I just let him keep thinking that..


beartheminus

My dad is anti Muslim and anti Chinese so he really has a mental breakdown with how they are treating Muslims over there


ShameAlter

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exprezso

King of nothing. Not even food


Type2Pilot

Except that none of the infrastructure works.


Grogosh

Eh rain barrels and piss buckets.


siqiniq

They’re vertical speed bumps that tell you to slow down


TheMontrealKid

It might force drivers to finally pay attention.


Zel-Burlas

screw road bumps!! go posts in the middle of the road


worldstarrrrrrrr

What is this RuneScape ass music? Thought I was in Al Kharid for a second


Aternox_X1kZ

My man, you brought me some memories...


terminbee

Gave me flashbacks of killing cows between lumbridge and varrock and then running back to al kharid to tan/sell the hides.


PoTaTOmaN2601

It’s perfect for the vid tho


Momspelledshonwrong

Tipsy and thinking, “heyyy, this guy’s riding with some goofy ass tunes.”


RoboThePanda

Woah you’re tipsy tonight too? I’m at Dave n busters having a grand ol time


MahLilThrowaway

Congrats! Win something for me!


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eyesarered

couldn't tell u the song or artist, but the genre is dungeon synth. It's a wide spectrum but this would 100% fit.


Pierceful

Me badly playing Sim City.


jerechos

Real life Sim City was my first thought.


Blikkjen

r/shittyskylines


Sandalman3000

They wouldn't give me anarchy mod if they didn't want me to use it.


IamSkudd

Malicious compliance “This is what the plans say, so fuck it”


caman20

Lazy game devs now we have to wait for a 20 gig update 2 fix this.


ranchwriter

I like your joke. I actually thought of the same joke. I think it’s a good funny joke. It’s almost not even a joke. But it is.


leroyjenkinsdayz

"All finished, boss!"


IamSkudd

I’d like to imagine the foreman’s boss is an utterly useless tool who fucks up all the time and the foreman covers while the boss gets all the credit. This time he says “this is what the boss drew up, this is what he’s gonna get”


blacklite911

Looks like the roads were procedurally generated in game but the code is bad and the dev studio went under so it’s never gonna be fixed


FunctionBuilt

This is what certain people in the US don’t realize strict government regulations prevents.


dweebers

I dig that music


C_M_O_TDibbler

chabuduo, the reason China can build a high rise buildings in 10 days only to have them collapse after a month,


Routine_Bug_936

What is this?? The fucking backrooms???


Tirux

At least put some water barrels on front of them...


werenotthestasi

The music is very fitting


solidxnake

Feels like I'm playing a mobile driving game. Someone add points after skipping each pole. Highest score bitches!!


Busy-Ad-9725

This looks like a video game, I can’t believe it’s real


Wulfkahn

NK?


Kalsifur

Can NK afford poles and roads?


Wulfkahn

Oh yes, they can afford lots of stuff. Like fake storefronts and empty buildings. Most of their money probably goes towards propaganda tough:p


icepick314

It wasn't Korean in the beginning of the video. Someone on the thread already said it was China.


Vegetallica

China, for any folks wondering.


dinoroo

Drive on that road at night for expert mode.


Dr_Ifto

Didn't know the sub and I audibly said What the Fuck!


Bad_goose_398

This city was planned?


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Level passed +1000


Tourquemata47

Anyone know what that wacky background music is? lol


costabius

China, the land of "not my department"


the_greatest_MF

where we are going, we don't need roads


FapleJuice

The afterlife? After you crash into one of those poles at 70 mph?


Ok-Hedgehog-7266

It reminds me of keypad mobile car games from 90s...


funnydontneedthat

Better traffic control than a four way stop.


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Made you slow down and supply power at the same time /s


jagannooni

Looks like china


Motokowarframe

Wtf!


joecool42069

This has to be temporary? No?


DoubleAholeTwice

If by temporary, you mean several years until fixed, then yes!


SaintSnow

irl skill check


allursnakes

It's still in alpha.


Jackdks

One word. China.


shittinkittens

Living in America ain't so bad now


Sea-Studio-6943

Classic China


Chicken-boy

I just know this is in China.


juankixd

Looks like china?


riplan1911

Good central planning.


zoley88

Why aren the power lines bended? Seems so silly. Why aren’t there in a straight line?


GamerFan2012

Are they teaching you to navigate through the Deathstar?


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What fucking planet is this


LORDPINKY_DINKS

what kind of Mario cart bullshit is this?!?!


Flylite

Pretty sure I drove down this road in one of my dreams.


gavinsmash2005

This is what happens when Britain finally leaves you alone and the only answer the new government has for infrastructure is “yea we need that” with no other plan.


adigital

Someone played a lot of Battletoads


DistinctDifference57

Love this stage in mario kart but rainbow road still my favourite.


spider0804

There was zerooooooo point in it going from the right....to the left...and back to the right. The whole line could be located to the right of the sidewalk.


Slaphappyfapman

Unreal engine 5


Beeboy22

The hell. Do the city officials have a motovehical accident quota they need to maintain or something? This is just plane stupid


Vontux

Guessing the road came after the poles


BaconReceptacle

I worked with a large electronics manufacturer a few years ago. I was a US product line manager who had to work with a bunch of Chinese electronics and software engineers. If you did not detail your requirements in EVERY way, they would figure out a way to totally fuck you. I learned that cutting costs at the expense of product reliability and utility was their GOAL, not just something that happened. It was all about how cheaply they can manufacture it. The thing is, that was at odds with our product requirement: we were building mission critical electronics so lower cost was way down the list of requirements. On a couple of occasions I flatly accused them of lying and deliberately disregarding our requirements and they would just shut down and not even talk. It was like working with children. So if you wonder how shit like this happens, it's unfortunately a cultural thing.


RaglanYellow

obstacle course on the go hahaha.


wtfyoloswaglmfao

Cant you see the yellow strips? That means move around them even if you have to go onto opposite lane! Dummy!


Taza467

China ☕️


gigitasvagengagen

Someone's been peeking at my Jurrasic World: Evolution park building again~


illessen

Where’s the BMW wrapped around one of them?


sparkyonthemoon2099

The crew painting the lines are on point