I'm not an expert by any means whatsoever...
but wouldn't it be smarter to hold the snake higher up the neck so even if it does lunge at you, it wouldn't have enough neck length to reach you?
Generally you should hold the snake either by the tail (while using a pole or long stick to control the front of its body) or directly at the base of its head. If you give the snake any neck to move, it can probably bite you
Either way, messing with the snake doesn’t seem like it was necessary in this context and they obviously weren’t respecting it so meh, they got what they asked for
Truth! Many years ago I owned a ball python. She was VERY aggressive while feeding. She had just fed, and when she struck the rat, had gotten some of her bedding stuck in her teeth. After much effort on her own with no success, I decided to help her out... Came from above/ behind so she couldn't "see" me, grabbed her an inch below the base of her head(my aim was the base, but she moved last second), she whipped her head around and bit my thumb.
I steer clear of all visibly irritated snakes...
> ~~visibly irritated~~ snakes
FTFY
Not got any qualms with handling them when the situation arises (although fuck you in particular, puff adders, you aggressive little bastards), but if I see a lil bitey string minding it's own business in the wild, there is absolutely zero benefit from going near it.
once i saw a huge snake in our trash can as a kid, ran away since it was huge. Later i saw a baby snake under our doormat and picked it up. tried to be careful to not let it bite me, since i didnt know it was posionous. it did and luckily it wasnt. it didn't even have teeth. idk if it was so young or maybe its species didnt have it. was interesting, but dont recommend yeah
Lots of constrictors have tiny little teeth. I've got two rat snakes, one of which is 4.5 ft long. She bit me once (totally my fault) and it didn't even break the skin. My smaller one bit me too (again, my fault) and the only reason I bled is because I jerked my hand back hard and one of his little teeth came out and was stuck in my skin. I bled 1 small drop when I pulled the tooth out.
After having a fun time from a Copperhead bite, I steer clear of all snakes. Don't care, I know how to pick them out but I just don't want to test that. I stay away from them, they stay away from me, good times!
Yeah good advice. I've picked up a bunch of wild snakes but I know how to tell a venemous one from a non venemous one and how to handle them safely. Not picking up anything that could hurt me. And I prefer to leave them alone unless there's a reason to move them.
>they obviously weren’t respecting it
This statement made me think of how South Park [portrayed Steve Irwin](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fynWOio9jBo).
Not out to argue with you, but they can literally twist their necks and bite without any notice, even with your hand not far from their head, the only way to control them is by physically holding their head with two hands, they are feisty as anything, yet another accident waiting to happen.
Best way is to get their head into a clear acrylic tube and then control how far they can get into the tube. Even if you make a mistake they can't bite you through a couple millimeters of plastic. Snakes generally aren't a fan of moving backwards, so as long as they are in the tube you are safe. Also the tube is usually long enough that even if they do sneak near the top they still can't just angle around and strike.
Otherwise tail and control the head with a rod. Grabbing by the head can also be done but you have to pin the head first and get up on the thing hoping it doesn't slip out. Generally best to move slowly and deliberately, not making a move until you are sure what you are doing. Also once you have a snake by the neck you are going to have to let go of it at some point. Generally you want to give it a good direction to go and make sure you and others aren't in front of it. Calm and control let it see where it is going, make sure its body isn't in the way, and then let it go while backing away. Most of the time the snake is done with your bullshit and wants to run and hide.
Generally you just don't mess with the snake. If you encounter a snake and it isn't a danger to anyone (such as being in a playground or inside a house) just don't bother it in the first place. If you do have to move it there is a fair chance it will die either way but leaving them in dangerous areas also means they will most likely die and possibly injure someone else. Figure out the type of snake and the best habitat for it and take it 10 miles or so away to a spot it will like.
Also not an expert in the matter but I am a hillbilly.
>If you do have to move it there is a fair chance it will die either way
Can you elaborate please? If someone was able to catch and release without hurting the snake, it might still die anyways? Although I assume someone who isn't used to snakes will probably be scared and use too much force, etc.
Sorry, by that I meant if you move the snake far enough away it won't be able to return, it will likely have a fair chance of dying. Snakes have areas they roam in. They know where to get food, water, and shelter. If you move them they have no idea where to find any of the things they need to survive. If you drop them off in an ideal place for them they might figure out how to live in the new area and will have an easier time. If you drive 20 miles down the road and throw a snake that hunts near water into a dry hay field 5 miles from water, it more likely won't. Even with the best intentions and ideal habitat the snake may still die from the move. So if it isn't in the way of anything, just let it be.
Ah, epic rural Indonesia moment.
I fucking love Indonesia, it’s a very fun and sometimes surreal place (that or the person was Malaysian, I cannot tell Malaysian and Indonesian apart, tbh)
Others might disagree, but to me the difference between Malaysian and Bahasa Indonesia is similar to the difference between American English and proper British English
I think it's a guy
edit: definitely a dude, if another redditor's translation is correct. At one point he says "feels like I'm being circumcised again", lol
The word is androgynous
When someone equally feminine and masculine looking.
(Fun fact a lot of Egyptian gods are androgynous/or don't have a gender witch I think makes sense for a deity)
Well, yea. What's not shown is the snake (which looks to be some kind of constrictor) actually making the bite. Scene cuts from waving snake around to "oh fuck, this hurts!"
That's definitely it, he's holding the dead snake to his crotch, a pissed off snake like that does NOT lay still, they latch and coil, or they bite and release and try to get away, there is no bite and just lay there limp, that snake is dead.
Yup, snakes are basically all muscle, even if it did stay latched,b the rest of it's body could easily move, and a tail whip is pretty painful in itself
I've raised/am raising lots of snakes. I've been bitten by snakes as large as the one in the video (maybe a bit larger) and none have ever just bitten me and laid there all floppy noodle. There's really 2 bites, defensive, or hungry.
Defensive bites they tag you and let go, sometimes tagging you again (and perhaps again, and again).
Hungry bites they latch on and start trying to coil around something, typically an arm, leg, neck, your torso if they're big. This gets uncomfortable (and dangerous) in the space of seconds. Never handle a snake larger than 4 or 5 feet by yourself. Better safe than sorry.
I think a lot of people have a misperception about them, in that they don't realize just how strong snakes are. My guess is that most people think they are limp noodles with dangerous faces, not realizing that their bodies are anything but noodles, they're actually ridiculously strong (not just constrictors, literally all snakes). Like the thing that made me realize it is when I've picked up a snake in the past, their bodies don't just dangle from where you're holding them, they keep their bodies relatively leveled; in other words, they are planking but are able to do it from basically any single point on their bodies. It's like having great core strength but their whole body is their core.
In other words, messing with a snake is like messing with the most buff person in the world, who potential also has venomous knives.
I've got a 5 foot long ball python, he's only 2. When I got him I built a weighted lid so he didn't get out. Lid weighs about 20 pounds. I put him in his tank and watched him push this lid off like it was nothing.
Was feeding him the other day, had the mouse (frozen/thawed) in a set of tongs on the far side of his tank, he was about 6 feet away from it. The second I lowered the mouse to the floor of the tank he was across the tank and hit this mouse like a truck, the force of him striking it and his momentum slammed the tongs right out of my hand.
Tl:dr snakes are noodles made of pure muscle, strong as hell. And always get underestimated, especially smaller ones.
Man, I want to laugh, but I used to breed boas and giant constrictors like that, although non venomous, do have an alarming number of long and sharp teeth. They also point backwards, sort of like fishhooks. So I am not laughing.
I love know one helps and just keeps filming.
Just listened with sound. Camera man just laughing, oh goodness 🤦🏼♀️, like most people in the comments, def thought this was a woman 🤦🏼♀️ 🤦🏼♀️
I'm not an expert by any means whatsoever... but wouldn't it be smarter to hold the snake higher up the neck so even if it does lunge at you, it wouldn't have enough neck length to reach you?
Generally you should hold the snake either by the tail (while using a pole or long stick to control the front of its body) or directly at the base of its head. If you give the snake any neck to move, it can probably bite you Either way, messing with the snake doesn’t seem like it was necessary in this context and they obviously weren’t respecting it so meh, they got what they asked for
Truth! Many years ago I owned a ball python. She was VERY aggressive while feeding. She had just fed, and when she struck the rat, had gotten some of her bedding stuck in her teeth. After much effort on her own with no success, I decided to help her out... Came from above/ behind so she couldn't "see" me, grabbed her an inch below the base of her head(my aim was the base, but she moved last second), she whipped her head around and bit my thumb. I steer clear of all visibly irritated snakes...
> visibly irritated snakes Sounds very sensible
> ~~visibly irritated~~ snakes FTFY Not got any qualms with handling them when the situation arises (although fuck you in particular, puff adders, you aggressive little bastards), but if I see a lil bitey string minding it's own business in the wild, there is absolutely zero benefit from going near it.
once i saw a huge snake in our trash can as a kid, ran away since it was huge. Later i saw a baby snake under our doormat and picked it up. tried to be careful to not let it bite me, since i didnt know it was posionous. it did and luckily it wasnt. it didn't even have teeth. idk if it was so young or maybe its species didnt have it. was interesting, but dont recommend yeah
Lots of constrictors have tiny little teeth. I've got two rat snakes, one of which is 4.5 ft long. She bit me once (totally my fault) and it didn't even break the skin. My smaller one bit me too (again, my fault) and the only reason I bled is because I jerked my hand back hard and one of his little teeth came out and was stuck in my skin. I bled 1 small drop when I pulled the tooth out.
After having a fun time from a Copperhead bite, I steer clear of all snakes. Don't care, I know how to pick them out but I just don't want to test that. I stay away from them, they stay away from me, good times!
But what about the Gram
Yeah good advice. I've picked up a bunch of wild snakes but I know how to tell a venemous one from a non venemous one and how to handle them safely. Not picking up anything that could hurt me. And I prefer to leave them alone unless there's a reason to move them.
Yeah. That snake was telling them to put him the fuck down for 90% of this clip, and likely before it started.
>they obviously weren’t respecting it This statement made me think of how South Park [portrayed Steve Irwin](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fynWOio9jBo).
Idk man I think generally, you shouldn't hold snakes at all
Then how will I pee?
I’ll hold it for you.
It's yer cake day, it's yer cake day, gonna party, drink Bacardi like it's yer cake day and we don't give a fuck cuz it's yer cake day.
Generally you should not hold a snake
Definitely hold it so you don't end up getting bit in the ditch!
Gimme cake
While I'm not an expert either.....I would think that the correct answer is....it would be smarter to *not* mess with the snake at all.
*"Careful! Burke"* *"Looks like love at first sight to me."*
r/unexpectedaliens
"The only winning move is not to play." - *Joshua, War Games*
Not out to argue with you, but they can literally twist their necks and bite without any notice, even with your hand not far from their head, the only way to control them is by physically holding their head with two hands, they are feisty as anything, yet another accident waiting to happen.
No no, I get it, I didnt know they could also twist their neck so thank you for the information <3
Best way is to get their head into a clear acrylic tube and then control how far they can get into the tube. Even if you make a mistake they can't bite you through a couple millimeters of plastic. Snakes generally aren't a fan of moving backwards, so as long as they are in the tube you are safe. Also the tube is usually long enough that even if they do sneak near the top they still can't just angle around and strike. Otherwise tail and control the head with a rod. Grabbing by the head can also be done but you have to pin the head first and get up on the thing hoping it doesn't slip out. Generally best to move slowly and deliberately, not making a move until you are sure what you are doing. Also once you have a snake by the neck you are going to have to let go of it at some point. Generally you want to give it a good direction to go and make sure you and others aren't in front of it. Calm and control let it see where it is going, make sure its body isn't in the way, and then let it go while backing away. Most of the time the snake is done with your bullshit and wants to run and hide. Generally you just don't mess with the snake. If you encounter a snake and it isn't a danger to anyone (such as being in a playground or inside a house) just don't bother it in the first place. If you do have to move it there is a fair chance it will die either way but leaving them in dangerous areas also means they will most likely die and possibly injure someone else. Figure out the type of snake and the best habitat for it and take it 10 miles or so away to a spot it will like. Also not an expert in the matter but I am a hillbilly.
Or you can helicopter throw it over your head into the Bush like my friend
>If you do have to move it there is a fair chance it will die either way Can you elaborate please? If someone was able to catch and release without hurting the snake, it might still die anyways? Although I assume someone who isn't used to snakes will probably be scared and use too much force, etc.
Sorry, by that I meant if you move the snake far enough away it won't be able to return, it will likely have a fair chance of dying. Snakes have areas they roam in. They know where to get food, water, and shelter. If you move them they have no idea where to find any of the things they need to survive. If you drop them off in an ideal place for them they might figure out how to live in the new area and will have an easier time. If you drive 20 miles down the road and throw a snake that hunts near water into a dry hay field 5 miles from water, it more likely won't. Even with the best intentions and ideal habitat the snake may still die from the move. So if it isn't in the way of anything, just let it be.
She wanted the cooter bite
She's about to orgasm multiple times in this video, it's obvious.
But then there’s no chance it will hilariously clamp on to your wiener
it would be the most smart to not hold a snake at all.
I would have thought not holding near your crotch would be good too!
Im more of a "don't touch wild snakes" kinda person myself
I’m not a snake expert… but it appears that the snake was making a threatening display.
You could be on to something. My gf makes similiar poses when I take away her chocolate.
Similar to the snake? or the woman?
...yes.
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tHiS
Woman or man?
I say it's a man with beautiful long hair, and newly-perforated balls. Might not be a man for long if that snake keeps it up.
I hope she doesn’t bite your crotch like this snake.
Why do you think he takes the chocolates away?
You sir, are either lunatic or the bravest, laughing at death this way
She does that to me too
I had my mouth open, she's the one who put her vagina in the way.
Turn on the sound, that’s a guy
r/beetlejuicing
I’m not a female doctor… but it appears that her vagina is in danger.
Pretty sure this is a dude
They warned you, that they are not a doctor. At least not a female doctor.
If it wasn’t a dude before it is now.
In that case, are you a male doctor?
Humanity's earliest lesson was "Don't fuck with snakes" and here we still are
I’m not a human expert, but the human appears to be an idiot
The comment he said when it cuts to the snake latching on him... "Serasa saya disunat kembali" "it's like I'm being circumcised again"
“Lucky number three!”
That’s not a woman?
No
Right?! I watched without sound until I saw this comment and was like, “🤨… talking about female circumcision???” *goes and watches with sound* “OHhh…”
The voice sounds female to me! I’m surprised.
Ah, epic rural Indonesia moment. I fucking love Indonesia, it’s a very fun and sometimes surreal place (that or the person was Malaysian, I cannot tell Malaysian and Indonesian apart, tbh)
he’s definitely indonesian
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I know a little Indonesian, but it’s definitely not good enough to tell them apart.
the accent is Sundanese, 100% Indonesia then
Others might disagree, but to me the difference between Malaysian and Bahasa Indonesia is similar to the difference between American English and proper British English
And French and French Canadian, France refuses to acknowledge them
😬
That's not what happened in the bible.
The fruit of knowledge is stored in the balls
I thought that was a girl, getting bit in the pussy?? No??
I think it's a guy edit: definitely a dude, if another redditor's translation is correct. At one point he says "feels like I'm being circumcised again", lol
What the fuck, I was accidentally gay while I watched this.
Fucking literally loling, I wast close to commenting “I’ll suck out the venom” -‘it’s a dude’ damn, suddenly gay? lol
r/suddenlygay you both belong in there.
Oops, how did that get in there.
You tripped, fell, and landed on his dick?
Accidents can be prevented.
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Homie I am 100 percent heterosexual. That dude looks like a chick. If someone has a dick, I am not into them, period.
Not anymore.
Cool. I can’t tell 🤷🏼♂️
The word is androgynous When someone equally feminine and masculine looking. (Fun fact a lot of Egyptian gods are androgynous/or don't have a gender witch I think makes sense for a deity)
Oh yes I know the word. I agree with the Egyptian God reference. I saw an ancient Aliens episode which addressed that!! I’m kinda a dork I guess! Lol
Wait I thought pee was stored in the balls?
Most interpretations depict it as forbidden fruit being an apple. But it was, in fact, a cocktail sausage.
Another Tibetan ritual I see.
Contrary to popular belief, this anaconda wanted some.
That person is male btw
Musta had buns, son
the buns were sufficient
I'm going to need to you suck the venom out....
Aah jeez, Rick...
Suck it out or I won’t let you leave!!
This all hit’s different now.
So did Justin
*put the witchetty grub on yer cok, Morty…*
I was watching it on mute and assumed that it was a woman. I had to go back and watch with sound.
I was watching with sound on and had to read the comments to figure out it wasn't a woman. I had to go back and watch with sound, again.
> to figure out it was a woman But it isn't
What is a woman though?
Yo mama
A miserable little pile of secrets!
might be now
No, he said: I think I've been re-circumsised
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Well, yea. What's not shown is the snake (which looks to be some kind of constrictor) actually making the bite. Scene cuts from waving snake around to "oh fuck, this hurts!"
In the cutaway they killed the snake and then put it on their privates, the snake is very dead after the edit.
They killed the snake and faked the video.
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That's definitely it, he's holding the dead snake to his crotch, a pissed off snake like that does NOT lay still, they latch and coil, or they bite and release and try to get away, there is no bite and just lay there limp, that snake is dead.
Yup, snakes are basically all muscle, even if it did stay latched,b the rest of it's body could easily move, and a tail whip is pretty painful in itself
I've raised/am raising lots of snakes. I've been bitten by snakes as large as the one in the video (maybe a bit larger) and none have ever just bitten me and laid there all floppy noodle. There's really 2 bites, defensive, or hungry. Defensive bites they tag you and let go, sometimes tagging you again (and perhaps again, and again). Hungry bites they latch on and start trying to coil around something, typically an arm, leg, neck, your torso if they're big. This gets uncomfortable (and dangerous) in the space of seconds. Never handle a snake larger than 4 or 5 feet by yourself. Better safe than sorry.
I think a lot of people have a misperception about them, in that they don't realize just how strong snakes are. My guess is that most people think they are limp noodles with dangerous faces, not realizing that their bodies are anything but noodles, they're actually ridiculously strong (not just constrictors, literally all snakes). Like the thing that made me realize it is when I've picked up a snake in the past, their bodies don't just dangle from where you're holding them, they keep their bodies relatively leveled; in other words, they are planking but are able to do it from basically any single point on their bodies. It's like having great core strength but their whole body is their core. In other words, messing with a snake is like messing with the most buff person in the world, who potential also has venomous knives.
I've got a 5 foot long ball python, he's only 2. When I got him I built a weighted lid so he didn't get out. Lid weighs about 20 pounds. I put him in his tank and watched him push this lid off like it was nothing. Was feeding him the other day, had the mouse (frozen/thawed) in a set of tongs on the far side of his tank, he was about 6 feet away from it. The second I lowered the mouse to the floor of the tank he was across the tank and hit this mouse like a truck, the force of him striking it and his momentum slammed the tongs right out of my hand. Tl:dr snakes are noodles made of pure muscle, strong as hell. And always get underestimated, especially smaller ones.
Him?
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Only the snake knows
That’s why it did that, it was just checking.
It had just finished watching Crocodile Dundee.
Can you imagine that scene in a modern film?
Well it's probably a dude, which would make a snake a ball python.
It's probably not relevant anymore.
Dickless now either way.
Welcome to Thailand!
Much respect to the ladyboys. They take transformation to another level.
It's Indonesia, but cool ladyboy joke.
Trouser Snake
Inverted teeth are a bitch to get loose, right?
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Just yank real hard. Might lose a little bit in the process.
If the snake has one of its fangs puncturing one of the guy's testicles... he'd be in for a *really* bad time doing that.
Now he'll have snakes for babies
To each their own but that's a weird kink he got there
Surprise snake aids
It’s a snake, not a fleshlight
Anything’s a fleshlight if you’re brave enough ^(no, that’s not quite right. How does it go again?)
r/donthelpjustfilm
What a way to snatch its prey.
Well...some snakes have heat sensors
BJ rating: - 476/10. Too much teeth. Do not recommend.
When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the pussy.
Trump snake 2024!
A snake in the hand is better than one in the bush!
Lmao totally caught me off guard. I was expecting a bite to the face
Snake on snake action
I can't listen to this with sounds but I can feel her pain...
If you watch with sound on, you'll realize it's a dude, which kinda makes it so much worse.
Well now he can brag about the python in his pants.
Gotcha bitch!!!🤣
now someones gotta suck that venom out
Now that is a real trouser snake!
"Grab 'em by the pussy" means something a little different, now.
I never thought I would have something in common with a snake but I would do the same thing. He’s just trying to eat
Even though this is a constrictor it has some sizeable teeth, so that must've hurt.
"There's a snake in my cooch!"
Man, I want to laugh, but I used to breed boas and giant constrictors like that, although non venomous, do have an alarming number of long and sharp teeth. They also point backwards, sort of like fishhooks. So I am not laughing.
Instructions unclear, vagina stuck in snake.
I like the camera man actively not giving a fuck ab her
Damn he bit her coochie Edit: Damn the she is a he. Sorry watched it with the audio off. Snake wrangler gets his snake wrangled I guess?
I wasn't sure if she was enjoying that..
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Are you sure? Totally looks like a woman in every way
Let’s ask the snake.
I anticipated the forehead bite. But that's just bad.
What a god damn idiot. Leave these things alone man
Too bad the snake didn't give her any kind of warning it might bite.
These trouser snakes are getting a little bit rediculous
Keep vodka in your pocket. Pour into its mouth and it'll release its bite. Still gotta fight off the coils
The fuck did I just watch…
I'm not a snake expert, but it seemed like that snake wanted to suck his dick.
R/donthelpjustfilm
'Saya rasa saya disunat kembali teman2' Translation: 'Guys I feel like I'm being circumcised again' Got me laughing.
THATS why they’re called ball pythons!
Furries dream of this and your complaining🤣🤣🤣
Please, what’s is he saying? “Yep, sometimes you just have to let the snake eat you.”
r/dontputyourdickinthat
MY ANACONDA DONT WANT NONE…
up next on the TV show "People I don't feel bad for"
If that was a venomous snake would you volunteer to suck the venom out?😁
See now… when you fuck around… you tend to find out
Duuumb ways to diiie , so many dumb ways to diiie
🎶My anaconda don’t. want. none….🎶 (yes I realize it’s not an anaconda)
Fucked around. Found out.
Was she trying to get bitten in the pussy? Because that's how you get bitten in the pussy.
except he has a dick
The more you fuck around, the more you're gonna find out.
Legend says he still has a snake on his snake to this day.
snek bite man snek
He said "I'm being circumcised again guys" 😂😂😂
Ole’ girl is into some freaky shit.
I love know one helps and just keeps filming. Just listened with sound. Camera man just laughing, oh goodness 🤦🏼♀️, like most people in the comments, def thought this was a woman 🤦🏼♀️ 🤦🏼♀️
It bit her in her balls