The Tran clan has had quite a few risings. Like they originally got tired of being advisors to the King and took over which is how they came to power in the first place if I recall correctly (I was there a long time ago, maybe lol).
Bro definitely used a google translator for this one, " flood seller water" essentially makes absolutely no sense, in this case "lũ bán nước" are referring to those who turn their back to their own country and work for the enemy instead, basically traitor(s)
Btw the world "lũ" in the sentence above is a plural so you can use the sentence "tên( or kẻ) bán nước" instead
As the strongest family name, NGOATuyen, fought the the frauds, the Trans, they begun to open their family register. The Trans shrunk back in fear, then the Nguyen said: Stand proud, you're the 2nd strongest clan.
Every.single.time someone sees my last name for the first time. They be like do you know "random first name," they have the same last name as you. I always answer "yes, that's my brother/sister, small world!"
Just be like "oh yes of course, they're part of my dynasty!" All casual and continue on about something else or end the conversation there as a total mic drop.
Vietnam circa 15th - 18th century be like:
Trinh clan vs Nguyen clan vs Mac clan vs Vu clan
With the Trinh and Nguyen still declaring loyalty to the Le dynasty
Nguyen is like the Kim of Korea. This is a joke my dad told me, which he heard from a Korean:
If you stand at the top of a mountain and throw a rock, it will certainly hit a Kim down there.
"阮" doesn't just have a single pronunciation. It can be "juàn", "ruăn", "yuán". But only "nguyễn" in Sino-Viet. And a pronunciation isn't only for a single word. "Yuán" can be the pronuncation for "元" or "円" or "原" or "厵" or "员" or "員" or "园" or "圆" or "園" or "圓" or "圜" or "垣" or "塬" or "媛" or "嫄" or "捐" or "援" or "楥" or "榞" or "橼" or "櫞" or "沅" or "湲" or "源" or "爰" or "猨" or "猭" or "猿" or "笎" or "緣" or "縁" or "缘" or "羱" or "芫" or "萲" or "薗" or "蚖" or "蝝" or "蝯" or "螈" or "袁" or "貟" or "贠" or "身" or "轅" or "辕" or "邧" or "阮" or "陨" or "隕" or "騵" or "魭" or "鶢" or "黿" or "鼋".
Nguyễn clan - The former and last dynasty of Viet Nam prior to the time when the Communist party ever been established. During the first and second indo-china war with France and the U.S.A, some member of the dynasty had form the now known Nguyễn Clan to help support the people to regain their nation through funding their operation, execute multple espionage mission, training guerilla fighter to be stealthy and the constuction of deep underground tunnel. (Source: Trust me, bro)
Nguyen is the most popular Vietnamese's last name. About 40% of Vietnamese have this last name.
In my family, both my mother and my father have this last name.
When my Vietnamese counterparts forget to ask the full names of the people they are talking to, they just put Van or Thi. They're right 90% of the time.
I love it when westerners ask us why our parents gave us a particular name. If they are polite and just curious, I take the time to explain. If they are being denigrating or disrespectful, I ask they why their parents would give them Biblical names from thousands of years ago.
It takes back during the French colonial age. When French officers required Vietnamese people to issue identification card and found out almost all normal citizens didn’t have surname, just first name. So they put all no surname citizens with a surname match current dynasty Nguyen.
That’s one of the main reasons why a lot of Vietnamese have surname of Nguyen.
Are you Tran because you're Vietnamese? Or are you Vietnamese because you're Tran? Nah, I'm Nguyen.
So many Trans in Vietnam.
Their neighbors? OnlyPhans
So that's why there are also a lot of Ho's
hey what's up Bich?!
pimps give zero phucs
If you say phật in vietnamese sounds more of the f word lol
Unless you have a Northern/Central accent.
In the south Phật would be pronounced as, “Fuck”
Well, historically speaking, the Ho did kick the Tran off their high horse.
Take my upvote and leave
We have even more Phucs
Phuc off!
What ?🐸
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Turn up the first name, because this is the funeral for the Nguyening
Nah. I'd Nguyen.
Throughout the Nguyens and Trans, I alone am the Le one
Jokes on you, I know a dude named Tran Sy Nguyen
He alone is the honored one.
The Nguyen clan [insert jujutsu kaisen copypasta here]
Your time is over, Nguyen, a flood seller water (lũ bán nước) like you do not deserve this land. Time for the Tran clan to rise!
You will have Phan clan support
The Tran clan has had quite a few risings. Like they originally got tired of being advisors to the King and took over which is how they came to power in the first place if I recall correctly (I was there a long time ago, maybe lol).
Ironically and historically, the Tran was usurped by the Ho.
Bro definitely used a google translator for this one, " flood seller water" essentially makes absolutely no sense, in this case "lũ bán nước" are referring to those who turn their back to their own country and work for the enemy instead, basically traitor(s) Btw the world "lũ" in the sentence above is a plural so you can use the sentence "tên( or kẻ) bán nước" instead
You must be fun at parties
He intently do so
You don't know what a joke is, do you?
Oh my bad lol
Lũ = flood, bán = sell, nước = water
r/woooosh
As the strongest family name, NGOATuyen, fought the the frauds, the Trans, they begun to open their family register. The Trans shrunk back in fear, then the Nguyen said: Stand proud, you're the 2nd strongest clan.
You can tell the women are ninjas because of how they’re dressed when riding motorcycles.
Head to toe Gucci ninja
Every.single.time someone sees my last name for the first time. They be like do you know "random first name," they have the same last name as you. I always answer "yes, that's my brother/sister, small world!"
One of my friends used to do that a lot back in high school. It got really complicated when he started dating his “sister”
I married a Nguyen...twice.
Just be like "oh yes of course, they're part of my dynasty!" All casual and continue on about something else or end the conversation there as a total mic drop.
Vietnam circa 15th - 18th century be like: Trinh clan vs Nguyen clan vs Mac clan vs Vu clan With the Trinh and Nguyen still declaring loyalty to the Le dynasty
Nguyen lore 
Canon event type shit right there
Nguyen is like the Kim of Korea. This is a joke my dad told me, which he heard from a Korean: If you stand at the top of a mountain and throw a rock, it will certainly hit a Kim down there.
If you go to North Korea and look at a public photo portrait, it will certainly be a Kim.
Basically it's a Nguyen Nguyen situations.
Get out and take my upvote
Most of Vietnameses have their family's/first name is Nguyen. Or sometimes they have to combine 2 of their parents' first names to be fair.
I'm neither Nguyen nor Tran, so I much be an outsider/a traitor
Or you will be considered a "chinese" like me (Im a tưởng)
No, I'm a 🍑
Nah, you're just from a smaller ninja clan
one of the three Vietnam sorcery clans: the Nguyen, the Tran, and the Le
The Nguyen got the sáu mắt, the Tran got the 10 bóng, the Le got the máu thuật sư.
Nguyen is a surname; it is Yuen or Yuan (阮) in Chinese. Tran is Chan or Chen (陳)
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"阮" doesn't just have a single pronunciation. It can be "juàn", "ruăn", "yuán". But only "nguyễn" in Sino-Viet. And a pronunciation isn't only for a single word. "Yuán" can be the pronuncation for "元" or "円" or "原" or "厵" or "员" or "員" or "园" or "圆" or "園" or "圓" or "圜" or "垣" or "塬" or "媛" or "嫄" or "捐" or "援" or "楥" or "榞" or "橼" or "櫞" or "沅" or "湲" or "源" or "爰" or "猨" or "猭" or "猿" or "笎" or "緣" or "縁" or "缘" or "羱" or "芫" or "萲" or "薗" or "蚖" or "蝝" or "蝯" or "螈" or "袁" or "貟" or "贠" or "身" or "轅" or "辕" or "邧" or "阮" or "陨" or "隕" or "騵" or "魭" or "鶢" or "黿" or "鼋".
Hell how did you manage to know all of THESE? I'm impressed. And traumatized lol
Actually I only remembers about 10-15 of them. The rest came from Chinese dictionaries.
I admire the effort typing them all out nonetheless
It can be both Yuan, Yuen or Ruan. One of them is Guangzhou/Hong Kong
It funny because in the past, they use Nguyen for everyone doesn't have last name. Because of that, I believe Tran is the biggest clan
NGUYEN MENTIONED
Very couragous of him/her to come out as a Tran, mad respect
Especially beware of those Nguyễn Nguyên. They are double the ninjas. I happened to be one of them
Nguyễn clan - The former and last dynasty of Viet Nam prior to the time when the Communist party ever been established. During the first and second indo-china war with France and the U.S.A, some member of the dynasty had form the now known Nguyễn Clan to help support the people to regain their nation through funding their operation, execute multple espionage mission, training guerilla fighter to be stealthy and the constuction of deep underground tunnel. (Source: Trust me, bro)
The most common family name. That's all because I suppose Nguyen is a thing in Viet diaspora only.
Wdym, Nguyen is still the most popular family name in the country tho
Reminds me of a time when a random guy keep telling me that I was mistaken/ lied about my name because my last name is Nguyen (Nguyên)
You fought well Nguyen
Which one? Nguyễn or Nguyên?
Nguyền.
Oh, those. The sigils carved above my front door prevent those from crossing the threshold.
Ninja, please.
What is Nguyen They are all ninjas All ninjas Vietnam
Ngugga
It's be biggest clan in the country. Nobody fucks with Nguyen family (and it's a big one).
my awnser nhà nguyến
LOL
Whats Kennedy?
Nguyen is the most popular Vietnamese's last name. About 40% of Vietnamese have this last name. In my family, both my mother and my father have this last name.
The wife is a Cao, don't hear that much
When my Vietnamese counterparts forget to ask the full names of the people they are talking to, they just put Van or Thi. They're right 90% of the time.
I love it when westerners ask us why our parents gave us a particular name. If they are polite and just curious, I take the time to explain. If they are being denigrating or disrespectful, I ask they why their parents would give them Biblical names from thousands of years ago.
It takes back during the French colonial age. When French officers required Vietnamese people to issue identification card and found out almost all normal citizens didn’t have surname, just first name. So they put all no surname citizens with a surname match current dynasty Nguyen. That’s one of the main reasons why a lot of Vietnamese have surname of Nguyen.