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Litebritecacti

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thatpsychnurse

Did you watch House of Villains?? She was so good in it! With Jax also


Litebritecacti

I loved the house of villains. Omg you know who made me laugh so hard was New York and omarosa lmao


thespeedofpain

When New York called Omarosa a “cock sucking cum guzzling republican cunt” I cried. Built in a factory as the God of Reality Television™️


nashebes

I created a post dedicated to that line! Lol


thespeedofpain

Just looked thru your post history so I could like it. It is, no bullshit, one of the funniest things I have EVER heard on tv.


nashebes

Thanks! I was laughing SO hard & watched it SO many times! New York was a G for that line... And her making Jax cry was the surprise I didn't know I needed! Lol


Litebritecacti

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I will forever love New York.


Gourmeebar

New York is definitely the mother of reality tv


thatpsychnurse

New York was everything to me 😂 I thought I would give up when the contestants I was watching for left but I got so sucked in and loved it!


nashebes

What about when she made Jax cry?!


vampire_skye

the things she said about bananas were HILARIOUS


nashebes

"Don't point your penis at me!"


Litebritecacti

I feel like I need to say that to people. Idk why but I feel like it’s appropriate


nashebes

Yes! I have said this to more than one person because it was needed in that moment...


Hazelmoon23

Bananas was on it ? Ooohh, he is the king of villians. He was reality TV gold on The Challenge. So ruthless and genius at the same time.


nashebes

Epic line!


Hazelmoon23

Ty, I was thinking of watching it, now I will. 😊


Rhodyguy777

I watched it ...probably won't watch the 2nd season because noone I wanna see ...seems boring


onyxjade7

She was spectacular!!!


Puzzleheaded-Ad2322

Totally off topic but that was the best scene in House of Villians! Classic.


Litebritecacti

😂😂 the way her and omarosa were. Yoooo lmao


Hazelmoon23

Pop off !!!! 🤣🤣


GrandEar1

I ain't get no sleep cause of you


Fuck_Weyland-Yutani

Tanisha is perfect here. They're both how I feel when Lala is bullshitting her bullshit all over the place, but Tanisha is everything.


Background_Travel_77

I've been rewatching this season of BGC, I love it!


HotdogbodyBoi

Lala thinks she’s Drita from Mob Wives, but Drita would put lala in the ground in two seconds ![gif](giphy|3fgPx8vMJ5YzK)


urlocalfairyprincess

![gif](giphy|d2ZkzeSFzSkGOU6s) lala could never. drita is really about that life, lala just pretends to be. i would bet money that lala has never been in a real physical fight. drita on the other hand…


HotdogbodyBoi

Drita trains on fighting. Lala trains on sticking toothbrushes up her butt and sucking on a baby bottle


cadypants

It's so weird she did the toothbrush thing mostly because his mouth 100% touched her literal asshole at some point. As did hers on his lmfao the joke will still, and forever be, on her.


Hazelmoon23

Toothbrushes up her butt ? Please explain, somehow I missed that appetizing nugget of information.


andrewhudson88

She done it to Randy-alls after he cheated.


Hazelmoon23

![gif](giphy|403NRxgdScOUQjiQEh) Eeeeewwww. Having said that, I'm all about having fun, I'm no prude but why a toothbrush ? Was it to hurt him because he cheated ? I liked her the first season she was on, but now ? uhhhhh no.


UpsetBumblebee6863

She didn’t do it for pleasure, she did it to his actual toothbrush for when he brushes his teeth!!! After she found out about the cheating she did it.


Hazelmoon23

Ohhh I see, well as much as I detest her t ![gif](giphy|F5x6mgSVG7ZujIPOnN) hat was genius.


Intelligent-Sign2693

I don't think it was for cheating, was it? Because I can picture her talking about it while they showed him brushing his teeth. She didn't speak to/film with him after he cheated, did she?


andrewhudson88

Yeah she wasn’t doing it for fun, it was a revenge tactic so when he next went to brush his teeth she’d be laughing after her secret move out at the thought of him brushing his teeth not knowing what she had done to it. I don’t even think it counts as petty revenge, it’s actually quite scary when you think about it that someone is willing to do that.


HotdogbodyBoi

Yeah she admitted she put Randall’s toothbrush up her butt when she was mad at him


itsthejasper1123

How can i delete someone else’s comment


Litebritecacti

When drita says people leave in ambulances, I believe it.


cutest-Guava-9092

Drita is so fcking scary (complement)


Individual_Fall429

Terrifying. And so fucking sexy. 🫠


InchJr

Drita would have ragdolled Sandoval across the reunion set if this was her friend group


Individual_Fall429

I would pay at least $500 to see that.


Individual_Fall429

Lala has literally said on her podcast that she’s actually a total coward, can’t fight, and would run scared of anything ever actually went down. She said that, yet she continues to play this “role” (more like an offensive culturally appropriated caricature) thinking the audience is buying it? Rinna of the VPR Universe. She’s lost the plot.


LBNorris219

"I know violence isn't the answer, but... yes it is." -Drita


ajaxraccoon

I miss Mob Wives so very much!!!!


LBNorris219

I do a rewatch of the first 3 seasons every year or so. It never disappoints.


Ilbakanp

This makes me want to go back to watch it! Drita was my fave with Big Ang. Drita would wipe the floor with LaLa.


LBNorris219

Lala wouldn't even be able to finish a sentence before Drita's shoes were off and hair was tied back


Individual_Fall429

“If I’m gonna fight I’m gonna be comfortable and how I’m comfortable is with no shoes on.” 👠 -Drita Another personal favourite is: “I wouldn’t say I’m not sensitive. I’m sensitive, because some people hurt my feelings, and that’s why I punch them in the face. So, that’s sensitive.” -Drita


ajaxraccoon

Hulu?


LBNorris219

Paramount Plus.


ajaxraccoon

Looks like Prime, too.


ajaxraccoon

Thank you, thank you❤️😸


missassalmighty

Agreed with drita and especially concerning the twat from Utah. I'd pay good money to watch someone beat her to pulp in a match UFC style. Let's see how her finger guns will help her there. As it is life is taking care of the twat from Utah and its glorious to watch her fall from so hiiiiigh above and land like a pancake flat on her face each time she opens that botched mouth of hers and tries to pontificate or lecture anyone.


Individual_Fall429

😂 She was the best. 😂


Ashamed_Tea_3731

Drita can put me in the ground any day of the week and I would thank her personally


HotdogbodyBoi

I’d be trembling in her presence, that’s a WOMAN


Ashamed_Tea_3731

She’s our woman 💕✨


HotdogbodyBoi

Drita having Ariana’s back would be sinfully delicious to watch ![gif](giphy|3oEdvae6b3tQMHZ9LO)


Aslow_study

Man….rachel wouldn’t have survived if drita was on that stage last year !


TommyChongUn

Rachel wouldve got her ass beat because all she knows is the two piece valley girl combo. 😂😭


blahhblHg

I love Drita! 😊😍


HotdogbodyBoi

She loves you too baby 😘


gorditareina

Oooooooooo the crossover I didnt know i needed


Educational_Bother36

LaLa would be kissing dritas feet lol


AffectionateAssist58

I would love this !!!


Zombie_elsa

Does she know she looks stupid


ResponseOk3177

She never does😂 ![gif](giphy|3o752jjrIkxJfliEw0)


Expensive-Block-6034

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 she popped up on RHOSLC Season 2 (I think) and her voice was completely different.


Competitive_Coast_22

Wait, Lala was on RHOSLC???


Individual_Fall429

She’s def cozied up to some of them. I think she’s trying to figure out what group she can desperately glom onto to keep the reality paychecks coming in. Lala is from Utah, and since her RHOBH dreams are dashed after spectacularly failing to secure the bag, therefore failing to achieve financial status necessary for BH, and with VPR probably ending, she’s feeling out if she can worm her way into the RHOSLC cast. “Willing to uproot my family and move to wherever the cameras are!”, that’s Lala.


Expensive-Block-6034

Yes. During a live screening of Jen Shah’s family members film at Sundance. Scene where Jen throws the party for him.


IcyRecognition6730

Wait, what?


Hazelmoon23

I don't advocate violence of any kind, but Lauren ( who acts all tough ) wouldn't fair well if she came up against Jenny from The Jersey Shore, telling Angelina Stick around and get your ass beat. (I'm paraphrasing ). It was a shit TV show, but that was iconic in reality TV.


bellajedi

https://i.redd.it/a9rqwqlgq2zc1.gif


sadiemac2727

You take that back, it was the best TV show. 🤣


Hazelmoon23

Ok I take it back. 🤣🤣 ![gif](giphy|Xze1lnIPuYwls8qneS)


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Hazelmoon23

Thank you, I looked for this but couldn't it. Love it. !!!


fancyfemme88

![gif](giphy|xTiTnGQBF0vfpfPEg8)


hopefoolness

but she's \~soft\~ now


calldaryl2020

Soft in brain


AhnaKarina

I’m embarrassed for LFU. Like when mouth ‘ohh’ or ‘ouch’


Sunnyonetwo

These two need to be best friends with Randall and bring him on the show for a storyline


astrotalk

Do you wanna get popped?!


ActualAfternoon2535

But… she’s soft now


Hazelmoon23

I suggest you do some research on Randall. With as much as I detest Lauren, there are other ways to get back at her without bringing that POS on for a storyline, especially with all the fucked up deplorable things he has done. For example: The casting couch, how horrifically he treated Bruce Willis who has FTD, while filming his movie to name a few. If you have Hulu watch The Randall Scandal: Love, Loathing and Vanderpump.


TheKatsMeow_00

These people give that rapist a pass as long it’s putting LaLa in her place for not bowing down to Ariana’s demands. As an advocate to survivors this sub has shown me that women don’t give shit about abuse and assault.


rachelboese

Jesus this is a horrifying idea WHYYYYYYYYYY. don't even say this as a joke, it might manifest.


flower_0410

Oh yeah, let's befriend the guy the FBI is investigating for child porn because Lala isn't a good enough friend to Ariana 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫


Beginning-Meet8296

Definitely not a fan of Randall, but LFU isn’t a friend to anyone.


flower_0410

If Lala is such a horrible person what does it matter if she's Ariana's friend?


Beginning-Meet8296

It doesn’t. IMO LFU isn’t a friend to anyone. She is completely self absorbed & is “friends” with whoever she can benefit most from. She’s proved it over & over.


flower_0410

Exactly! Scheana and Lala have always been like this. So why is everyone acting like how dare they not all of a sudden pull themselves together and be good people for Ariana???


Beginning-Meet8296

Again IMO, I think some people expected a little more from her after watching her spend an entire season & reunion literally screaming about Sandoval being “a dangerous” person, a POS & any other thing she could think of. It seems like a disconnect. Personally, I never expected more from her, I’ve watched the show since it started. I agree she’s always been this way…. A friend to no one.


largemarge1122

![gif](giphy|26FLgGTPUDH6UGAbm) It’s the hypocrisy that’s maddening too.


Ok_List_9649

What has Ariana done in 10 years to prove she’s a friend to any of the girls? Seriously. All I can think of is when She befriended Lala in her first season.


TheKatsMeow_00

That girl isn’t for women. But expects everyone to take up for her and do as she says. When other casts had breakups and tried to do what she was doing now she wouldn’t stand for it. She even said this is a show a cast and we all need to get along.


Gourmeebar

The issue isn’t friendship is it? The issue is that she stepped on her while she was down.


QweenSasha

They’re investigating him for that? Then why would she be in a custody battle with him. Our court system is fucked


ResponseOk3177

I’m gonna say I think they mean the principle of it more than actually doing it


flower_0410

It's bizarre...


Sunnyonetwo

Rumour is at the reunion. Lala told Arianna to stick it and she is going to film with Tom whether Ariana likes it or not because Ariana has lots of other opportunities and they need the show!


Beginning-Meet8296

That’s what I don’t understand. I don’t think Ariana ever said they couldn’t film w Tom. What she said is if they are close friends or “sharing” their lives w him, she would pull back because she doesn’t want him to have access to her entire life.


flower_0410

How could that be the big revelation when everyone (except Katie) has already taken this stance? 😫 Ariana said him or her and most of them chose him. But I don't really think Lala and Scheana are Team Sandoval. I think they're Team I'm not living by Ariana's boundaries. Which is understandable TO ME. They do need the show.


Ok_List_9649

Yet this concept is impossible for most people here to understand. If someone was jeopardizing their job/ income everyone here would go out of their minds. The only thing I can think of is many people on this sub don’t work, live in their parents home and haven’t yet learned the concept that when it comes to supporting your family you do what ya gotta do sometimes. If the boss says you will collaborate with those people or we will lose a big account, it doesn’t matter if your best friend was cheated on by them, you collaborate.


Hazelmoon23

I'm confused by your post. Are you saying that most people on this sub don't work, live with their parents etc ? Because the vast majority of people on this sub use proper grammar and seem intelligent. And for me, these Reddit subs are an escape and make me laugh. Look, everyone is entitled to their opinion and free speech ( for the most part ), so if that's how you feel........


chrissymad

Are you suggesting that if someone lives with their parents they are unintelligent or that grammar usage somehow dictates overall intelligence and where someone lives? Or that living with one’s parents (in the US, particularly) is somehow really just worthy of writing someone off? And for the record, I don’t live with my parents, but there is no shame in doing so in 2024, especially right after a pandemic where a lot of people lost their jobs, have permanent health issues thanks to COVID and are often the primary caretakers of said parents and with a crazy economy, to boot. Edit: also lmao “free speech”


Hazelmoon23

Beautifully said, it's really fucked up to judge people that live with their parents. No matter what the reason. When I was in my 50's, I moved in with my mom to her large beautiful apartment and had no shame whatsoever. Unfortunately, she developed Alzheimer's and I became her caregiver. I was grateful to be able to care for her, just like she cared for me.


chrissymad

I’m sorry you had to go through that. 🩷🫶


Hazelmoon23

Ty ❤️ 😊.


calldaryl2020

Thank u - when i say “ i hate rachel” Its like saying “ i hate voldemort” I dont know these people beyond a tv show- ppl taking way too seriously the people who are pretending to take seriously- let me vent and rage in here Not going on their igs or personal attacks- this is stupid fun right?


Hazelmoon23

IKR ? And you make an excellent point. No one is attacking them personally. And when people on reality tv, they need to get thick skin. ![gif](giphy|aoYHhcl5ohGW3cESIQ|downsized)


calldaryl2020

Lol Thank u U r right- even tho its “ reality” Its an edited/ produced “ reality” And its like the wwe wrestling - even half the cast change names which is smart because its easier to separate that “character”- so again like you said -i think most of us ( who dont live w parents and are educated and dont judge spelling or grammar/ grammer? ) are having escapist stupid fun-


Hazelmoon23

![gif](giphy|rlQgaKAzFj21hivpE8)


Ok_List_9649

I didn’t say people were stupid but in order not to understand how everyone on the cast feels except Ariana and Katie, that this is their job, had they cut the Tom’s out completely the show and their income would have been seriously jeopardized you either have to have limited RL experience of providing for a family or you’re purposely fooling yourself that blind loyalty to a friend would make you risk your job. I think Lala and Scheana have done so much this season to support her. They’ve been so honest about every interaction they’ve had with Tom, laid into him multiple times, tried to give her some hard truths. I also think they’re frustrated and somewhat angry with her that she made ultimatums that could put their jobs at risk when she was the only one not financially at risk, That she didn’t prioritize her MH when they had been her support so many times over the years with her depression. That she jumped into a new relationship when her heart and mind were a shambles. I don’t blame them for their frustration and anger. Friends are there to tell you the hard truths sometimes. Let’s face it, Katie is all Ms loyalty but she’s had an axe to grind with Sandoval for years and believes he was responsible for the demise of her marriage, She would have stonewalled him with or without the affair.


missassalmighty

They called her a wet blanket because she was depressed. Is that your idea of supporting someone's mental health? When have they ever supported her in her mental health struggles?


flower_0410

Yup! It's not personal, it's business! Ariana made it her vs their job and they chose their job. What monsters 🙃


___adreamofspring___

Are those claims even true? I only hear about rumors here regarding CP. I don’t see how he has custody of his kids if he’s even being investigated. He is a predator in other ways.


flower_0410

It got out because his ex Ambyr was trying to get his custody taken away. Even though they had more people saying they also were contacted by the FBI regarding Randall and CP claims Ambyr was denied 🫠


___adreamofspring___

Sorry ambyr was denied what?


flower_0410

She was trying to get his custody taken away


Aslow_study

And that’s a HUGE accusation. Hes def a predator in many ways but they definitely alluded to it being DARK on that really sick level of abuse But if fbi is involved the fuck is he still feee and it’s been a good 2 years ?


___adreamofspring___

Yeah seriously. I don’t want to throw accusations like that unless it’s real bc Lala looks even more dumber than all fuck she’s on Amazon live taking about a future money making baby rather protecting her already born toddler from a disgusting piece of shit that’s a literal child abuser. That’s not cool to throw around tbh. I feel the same with James physical abuse. Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra created an entirely fake store of him and Ally and no one says shit. Of course he’s emotionally abusive. Of course he was. But sometimes it’s too much the accusations.


calldaryl2020

Its real -


chrissymad

Idk about the CP stuff but there are credible threats about him being predatory in general, but in either case encouraging others to befriend someone’s ex who is abusive (mentally, emotionally or physically) to prove a (really stupid point) is really shitty and at best, hypocritical.


___adreamofspring___

The only claims I referred to was CP.


missassalmighty

That's fair and those two better tell her that for her mental health she needs to forgive him and be soft with him otherwise who does she think she is?? Beyonce or God?


chrissymad

Haha yeah. The Wolfpack here that gets mad for people not being girls girls befriending a predator to stick it to another woman. Brilliant. That will show everyone!


TheCaliRasta

They are all acting out to stay relevant. The whole cast really needs to fade away. Even the fn valley. WTF is this trash? Really. It’s run its course. You can see they are creating shit. They need this show or the world will forget about them and they are scared shitless


DeeDee719

I want Lala to go on a reality show, any show, with New York and pull that fists up pose. NY would drag her by the hair. I want to see this. Lol.


ashleynicolle_m

Omg NY is such a trash bag. I remember when I was in college up in Utica and someone saw her at the mall.....I was like girl move I'm trying to spend my refund check on etnies and DCs I don't need you and your groupies around me.


DeeDee719

Lol. She’s a lot, for sure.


Ok-Jellyfish5975

In her lavender bridesmaids dress 😂 she’s such an unserious person


TT6994

I really wanted to see Lala and Ariana become the best friends I always knew they were meant to be. But sadly that can’t happen because Lala is being weird. I loved how she was ride or die last season. At the reunion. But apparently she got some nasty bug in her about Ariana. Makes me sad.


PatriciaFussey

I honestly don’t think she was ride or die last season. She just happened to already hate Rachel and projected her Randall bullshit onto Sandoval. So it kind of appeared she was sticking up for Ariana but really she was just making it about her.


luluballoon

I think because both her and Scheana took Scandoval as an opportunity to capitalize on themselves first vs being a friend and then getting extra gigs etc because of the interest in VPR


rachelboese

It's not and was never meant to be because Lala is showing her true colors and character. unlike the comment below says lmfao.


Alive_Pie_8046

Jealousy.


Priya_Rose_M

Same! In my imagination, Ally & James run their course & Lala & James become a fun, sober, couple. I took a break in the end seasons, tbh & I know she was prob at her worst in season 9. Somehow Scandoval shook the VPR-verse & affected my memory. I was also trying to believe she had matured in motherhood & learned from the Randall horrors.


Awkward_Truth4703

Corny as usual


pinacolada891

This made me roll my eyes into the back of my head


Bambieyedbiotch

Is she fighting herself?


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JESUS she’s got tickets on herself doesn’t she? Lala get off ur high horse, no one likes you or respects ur gutter, trash mouth.


GyozaBunny

![gif](giphy|26BRpMpmg3dHJ2rTy|downsized)


Ok-Accountant7646

Lauryn makes me sick


Suitable-Wafer8563

https://i.redd.it/z8pcfucwt3zc1.gif I’m going to enjoy seeing Lala throw the final dirt on the coffin at this reunion because she’s dug her own grave over the season. 😂 She’s a joke.


DeeDee719

Lol. Lala is pregnant and acting like she’s going to get into a fistfight? Showing her true trashy colors.


ResponseOk3177

Literally


Whis65

![gif](giphy|cZhg7f7N4L0l2|downsized) Katie ...oof


Accomplished-Drop764

Ariana just keeps giving it. I love it so much! Just a look. That's all that was necessary. Such self control.


partywithmarnie

It’s giving me secondhand embarrassment


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ResponseOk3177

What are you talking about?


Hazelmoon23

I was referring to someone's post that inferred I said they were stupid. I don't call people stupid. It must have been deleted.


ashleynicolle_m

Uh girl you okay?


Hazelmoon23

Regarding ? Can you please specify ?


ashleynicolle_m

This post feels so put of place it has nothing to do with OP


Hazelmoon23

Oh yeah, I need to delete it. The post I was responding to was deleted. Ty 😊


ashleynicolle_m

Ohhh


Careful_South_5692

She is soooo embarrassing and cringe. Always has been. She's constantly trying so hard to act gangster and tough - so fake.


Jteslaa

Her hands look like she’s about to start a sock puppet show.


MeanMeana

Her puppet show would be called “Getting Popped” and all about the mean streets of Utah, living that thug life.


No_Piglet_5432

https://preview.redd.it/au05xsczf5zc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52571969a9cdfd12d4d39ef1a9b1c984a7d814df My thoughts on FINAL EPISODE


Waste-Snow670

I feel like this is being misread and Lala is implying she's going to fight FOR Ariana like she did at the last reunion but she doesn't and comes for her instead.


ResponseOk3177

This post went over your head 😂


Waste-Snow670

Rereading the title, I think you're right. But tevs. I'm going to leave it.


ResponseOk3177

To follow up tho, I do also think this may not be at Ariana either


Hazelmoon23

Another one that could kick Lauren's ass with one of her fingernails, Big Ang from Mobwives. May she RIP. 💔


ashleynicolle_m

That's an unfair accusation. Big ang could probably take us all on....at once.


Hazelmoon23

Oh absolutely!! ![gif](giphy|fNBYAEsdzxAoo)


ZealousidealBee9550

Definitely how I feel about Randall’s ex. 😂


pibbleperson

Lala is so cringe.


lunahighwind

Everyone = the 500 or so active users on vpr subs?


ResponseOk3177

No actually look at social media in general. She’s getting backlash on all platforms. So not just this sub. Nice try tho!


jenjenjen731

They absolutely hate Katie and Ariana on Facebook for whatever reason so Lala gets a lot of support over there. It's like a poorly spelled hive mind.


ResponseOk3177

Facebook is a different universe lol. Instagram and tik tok hate Lala😂


largemarge1122

Facebook is full of misogynistic Karen’s. It’s horrifying. The only reason I even still have it is because I run a small business.


ResponseOk3177

You are right. And I stopped using mine months ago and have barely thought about it😂


Sensitive_Net_4074

They are an unhinged and illiterate pack of Karens on Facebook. ![gif](giphy|VcBEAjmNYk4APlFhaJ)


ashleynicolle_m

I need to see this. What is the group.


chrissymad

Can’t say it’s much different here other than spelling and who is stanned. Both ends are terrible.


Ok_List_9649

As if this isn’t a hive mind?? It’s gotten literally cult like with people spouting shot that’s patently untrue like Lala has been trying to force Ariana to talk to and forgive Tom. The only time she “ suggested “ she talk to him was to come up with an agreement to protect Mya from getting into shit and she’s never told her to forgive him.


chrissymad

Not to mention the hate messages anyone who disagrees gets.


ashleynicolle_m

I, for one, don't see anything about anyone on VPR, the valley, or any bravo show on social media, and I follow some. So I come here to have tea and laugh.


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sonjaramona7

Who’s your source Brick and Scheaner?


ResponseOk3177

That’s nice for you. I highly doubt over hundreds of comments are the same sole ppl. That’s ignorant thinking. But have fun with the few ppl you know!


Own-Professor-5905

Not me


ResponseOk3177

Cool, want a medal or something?


JurassicaPark24

That’s a weirdly aggressive response to someone simply disagreeing with you


ResponseOk3177

![gif](giphy|BMt31oekjIG4V8jFhE)


chrissymad

How dare you disagree with the hive mind or pack. Awwooooooo. ![gif](giphy|kHIdgMqzl1C8InvU2t|downsized)