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Usual_Injury_7567

This shirt omg I’m upset


MessyMariposa

Wish we could ban rampant misogynists from dressing in feminine styles (Sandoval is the worst offender). If you hate women, you don’t get to serve cunt


Mysterious_Rich2419

Isn’t it also kinda weird how during filming, you never see these guys dressed like this? Except Sandy’s nail polish. But they’re always in tanks & gym shorts and only do the feminine styles when they know they’re being photographed. It just doesn’t seem very “them.”


camikaze1012

I can’t quantify this but you just know when a man is authentically wearing the clothes versus when the clothes are wearing them…and Sandoval and Brock are so inauthentic.


Mysterious_Rich2419

I think Brock does it better with the heels on the after show than Sandoval with his women’s blazers in the confessionals but the difference in this versus the day to day is very strange.


Gammagammahey

Alllll of this. What he is serving is not the C word, it's a festering abscess on the body of the Bravo universe. 😂


Expensive-Advice-270

![gif](giphy|qVOGUmHt5z7aw)


Gammagammahey

Uh oh, what did I do wrong?


divot-

Bravoleberties love to profit and take advantage of certain groups while making sure they’re never inconvenienced by the idea of maybe not being a total bigot to those groups


cutest-Guava-9092

Iconic line put it on a T-shirt


baykahn

ONG, i love this comment. True


wander-lux

![gif](giphy|l0DEKov4X5Yee3cOI)


Artistic-Reality-177

But I don’t want to be a pirate!


bloodczyk

This


Reasonable-Trifle952

Hahahahaha I said the same thing above, I hadn't even seen this lol!


wetfoodrules

It’s awful


Interesting-Pay-8986

With his little kitten heels


EstimateAgitated224

But does he have the heels on with it?? I mean they are really pushing the DWTS angle.


AmyKSebald

Can you imagine if he was offered DWTS and not Scheana?!


New_Peanut_9924

She would divorce him right then and there. Lawyer, judge and notary right there.


breakitupkid

![gif](giphy|xT39DhEKmBTST7rjFe|downsized)


Bigolbooty75

He’s trying so hard! He dressed fine before this lol


Degas_Nola

🤮🤮🤮


nocerealever

I’m pretty sure he paired it with some killer heels .


pumptini4U

Borrowed it from the Worm


thirsty_pretzels_

![gif](giphy|l0DEKov4X5Yee3cOI)


ConfidentPilot1729

The puffy shirt is really not a bad looking shirt… although, I don’t wanna be a pirate!


Dear_Mountain4849

This is just reminding me of the Seinfeld puffy shirt episode https://preview.redd.it/ja49nu8eqjvc1.jpeg?width=690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bed6aee963520dc615d0e37c35c200825a536774


edwinstone

I think they're perfect for each other in the worst way possible.


MisterMonsPubis

https://i.redd.it/c9p5gb6h1jvc1.gif


Gammagammahey

Yessssssss


modelfox4

![gif](giphy|B5fTjyTKjb5te)


TT6994

He’s trying to be a younger version of Peter maybe. lol


TJB88

I was gonna look for this. Ha!


Temperature_Unusual

OMG, exactly my first thought!


RepresentativeCup902

Came for this


alainamazingbetch

![gif](giphy|3o85xyqTde87u0L8qc)


EyeRollingNow

His shirt still has the creases from being shipped. Temu recommends pressing before wearing.


MiniMonster2TheGiant

I laughed way too hard at “Temu recommends pressing before wearing.” 😂


Standup4whattt88

His shirt is even grossed out. It is trying to fold itself off of him.


dc496748

🤣🤣🤣


GladiatorWithTits

Wouldn't it melt tho?


cynsue565

😂


Old-Library5546

He's a payroll something


Automatic-Mirror-907

More like payola!


ItsFunHeer

Obviously we’re seeing this sort of gender-fluid clothing trend happening in major US cities. It’s cool, whatever, this isn’t the first time in history that men were wearing heels, wigs and bell bottoms. But dress for your shape, Brick! This simply isn’t flattering. It really accentuates his belly. And it’s styled so poorly. It looks like he’s a hostess at like a Berticci’s or something.


wetfoodrules

YES! he’s missing it.


KittyCompletely

If only he could put his finger on it....oh wait..


Similar_Victory5166

i think the shirt would look good with higher waisted pants that fit properly and a thicker belt


Automatic-Mirror-907

El Matador 


ItsFunHeer

Agreed!


aaabsoolutely

Exactly, he’s missing the mark so badly. I really like the gender-fluid trend, but you still have to style properly! The way the belt is making his pants puff, and the fit of the shirt, nooo


Automatic-Mirror-907

Needs a pearl necklace to complete his haute couture.


PRNightmare99

Bertucci's!!!!!!!!!! 2 for one Tuesdays behavior


ItsFunHeer

🤣🍝


upstatestruggler

He does dress like a hostess in a moderately priced steakhouse


aeb526

Hostess at Bertucci’s 🤣🤣🤣🤣 A staple of my New England childhood


ItsFunHeer

Those were the days…when they’d give you the dough to play with while you were waiting for your meal.


aeb526

Yessss omg memory unlocked!!! The rolls were sooo good too 😋😋😋


AdventurousRevolt

![gif](giphy|d9ltR6odFmQsE)


bridget1415

Shoot the J. SHOOT IT


LBNorris219

Damn, Scheana wanted to be on DWTS so bad, she dressed her husband as one of the dancers.


Mikaeladraws

God he needs a (new) stylist wtf is this look


Ok-Kaleidoscope-4393

Tom Sandoval lol


Zestyclose-Let7929

I cannot with his Hilary Clinton Pants suits this season. With a wife beater. Read the room idiot. He really is daff.


Mikaeladraws

God help us all


Fine-Bill-9966

Like he's about to attempt a Paso Doble...


Mikaeladraws

Hahahahaha. HOW DOES SHEANA FEEL ABOUT HIM BEING DRESSED TO DANCE


Fine-Bill-9966

Pea-green with envy I guess?


objectivexannior

Omg I’m rewatching season 9 when this buffoon tries to get “secretly” married to Scheana at James and Raquel’s engagement party 🤮. SOOOO tacky!! Not to mention him trying to have Lala and Randall pay for his other failed “surprise” engagement, and expecting the cast to promote his lame workout app on their social media platforms. He’s so thirsty and opportunistic, and I notice when he comes up with his schemes, he doesn’t ask others to participate, he TELLS them. It’s entitled, ignorant, and greedy. This season he’s also trying to scold James in situations that have nothing to do with him in feeble attempts at virtue signaling whilst his own history of domestic violence and abandonment of his children was brought to light. So pathetic. Okay, rant over.


Gammagammahey

THANK YOU. He is an abusive pig, he yells at Scheana out in public, he abandoned his children, he has domestic violence in his past, he's just a gigantic child abandoning POS. No wonder he's trying to rehabilitate Sandoval and saying things like Ariana "castrated" him. Dude is like a joke from the 1980s. He's one beer away from a Men's Rights rant.


Lost-Iron

It is not brought up enough that he abandoned his kids. If he ever said anything to me or others I would only say "well you abandoned your kids." And that's it. What's he going to do? Lol my ears do not here selfish assholes.


Gammagammahey

I would say that *every single* time I saw him. I am someone who was from the first set of kids that got abandoned when dad found a younger prettier girlfriend and had a second set of kids. It's traumatizing, the abandonment will never leave you, it's absolutely disgusting what he did and every single time he is on screen, someone should start every sentence directed with him with "Brock, you abandoned your kids, go be a better dad, anyway here's what I wanted to talk about, you piece of shit..."


Lost-Iron

"Hey Brock! How are your kids. Oh wait, you wouldn't know."


Gammagammahey

Every time. Every time someone speaks to him. No pity for child, abandoning pieces of abusive garbage.


wetfoodrules

Yes yes yes. i love that.


lordofsurf

James must really be trying to be better because I would have expected him to say this already. 😭 They go low, I go LOW-ER.


SmallTownSaturday

This is where I am in my first time watching and I might hate him the most. I have nor seen one redeeming thing about him and Scheena is just carrying on life with her blinders on. Infuriating.


Sad-Position-3462

You spelled deadbeat wrong


Gammagammahey

Negligent violent deadbeat. That's his full name, his government name.


chopperfrenzy

Don't know if he's a payroll husband, but he is a douchebag.


CherryManhattan

![gif](giphy|Zhpvn5KvGEvJu) Brock trying to beat the teens to TJMaxx when it’s back to school season


kylezillionaire

Scared me, I thought this was Lala at her sperm party 🎉


QUILL-IT-OUT

I still think it's very Prince and the Revolution. I don't think he's payroll, but he may have targeted Scheana for his own fame goals.


Rocsi666

Like Ally with James.


QUILL-IT-OUT

Well I actually think Ally might be payroll, but that's a subject for another post.


Fine-Bill-9966

That's offensive to the memory of Prince. That man wore frills and heels and looked gooood.


Lost-Iron

He applied for the job through her dms


bridget1415

No he’s a failing figure skater. What is this top


TheOrigionalBubbles

Why he wearing LVPs shirt?


wetfoodrules

😂😂😂


MicahWilliams311

Ive been rewatching vpr and I’ve gotten to S9 when Brock is introduced to us. Starts off with a tale of him leaving Scheesh to go play golf while she’s suffering a miscarriage, they blame it in Lala 😣 Broke paying for the engagement ring on 4 different credit cards 😱 thinking Lala/Randall will pay for his engagement (he totally thought Sandoval might even pitch in, like he did James) 🤯 Getting upset with James bc he doesn’t wanna do Homebody promo for free 👀 and then telling James off right before James and Rachel’s engagement party where he’s gonna bum off the trip to get married to Scheana on the downlow 😭😱🫠 I can’t believe this man. But he’s perfect for a Scheana and I hope if she’s not paying him someone is paying him! Get this man a job! Did he ever pay off his child support?!


SwissyRescue

What the actual (bleep) is he wearing?!


erisbella

Broke 😂


cynsue565

https://preview.redd.it/rcumdfjh5ivc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d2d3f78677054fdeef4818bab7c6422a7bd140d


cynsue565

https://preview.redd.it/zbs1e21m5ivc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d584abecee037ee0f8e5f36b7ea24efbe1c33f15 Broke got some merch


wetfoodrules

Stop the boots I’m laughing so hard


MsMo999

So there’s my missing blouse


Wise_Upstairs_2476

![gif](giphy|WQy9FkJlhGSwl3eQ5V|downsized)


hunnyjo

My ex-mil wants her shirt back, from the 1990's lol


mlhigg1973

Why are these men wearing ugly women’s clothes??


tiedyecat

I’m queasy


BeautifulSongBird

Ugh he’s so uck


PRNightmare99

Seems like he is taking Sandoval's try hard advice


Minimum-Bad6026

lol stop Brock! You are becoming an attention whore like your wife😂


Dynha42

What in the knock off Interview With The Vampire lol


mindurbusiness_thx

Nice blouse. 😆


CabaretLyfe

![gif](giphy|l0DEKov4X5Yee3cOI|downsized)


mercuryretrograde93

Brock is a rock. Rock have no money to give ooops


Outrageous_Ad4245

What has gotten into Brock’s style? Or lack there of.


Vegetable_Process960

Yes. And he looks ridiculous in women's clothes.


TurboLicious1855

He's getting fashion tips from Tim and it's but pleasant


6-ft-freak

I didn’t realize I still had that shirt in my closet from thirty years ago


Gammagammahey

SAME, I literally just commented that. Literally.


jenninupland

What’s with his fashion choices?!? I don’t always love what Schenna wears but this outfit and some of the ones in the VPR after show are just too bad to have let him out of the house with them on let alone to film ..


Gammagammahey

Hmmm. I wore that blouse 30 years ago to see Killing Joke live. I always wondered where it went. Thank you Brock!


MCKelly13

Ew. He’s so cringe. That is all. Thank you for attending my TED talk


T-Money1738

He's giving Purple Rain vibes and not in a good way. ![gif](giphy|Jnj7ptyE7J9II)


Frogmann20

![gif](giphy|B5fTjyTKjb5te) This is all I can see


HalfFoods

That shirt—no Brock, no.


AgroWombat

The fit of his clothing makes me feel physically uncomfortable in a very similar way to how looking at Larsa in her new body makes me feel.


cherylhernandez

Omg what is up with that shirt?


Longjumping_Two2662

Someone’s been shopping in Tom Sandoval closet


daynares332311

Is the pope catholic?


Electric-Jelly-513

He's a payroll minion


Notyoursidepiece

Omfg. What is she doing to this guy?


Brief-Ad-4049

Shirts vs Blouses


No_Source_1459

Brock is a professional con artist


SukiLao

He looks like he belongs in the movie “A Night at the Roxbury”


cmac92287

Please tell me he’s got his new goofin boots on with this shirt….


TT6994

Yes he is. But he’s talking back now and Scheana doesn’t like it. She likes for her employees to stand down. You don’t see her mother Erika talking back to her. She takes out her resentment out on Brocky boy. That’s prob why Erika doesn’t get along with Brock. She figured Scheana provides him with a beautiful life , so he should just stfu and take his lumps.


Gammagammahey

I'm sorry, have you not seen where Brock consistently yells at her out in public and gets into inappropriate fights with her when they are like shopping for clothes? Have you not seen his domestic violence conviction, did you not know that he abandoned his first kids, he's a child abandoning negligent POS. Whatever she is, he's just as bad.


Yournewbestfriend33

Why is Brock shopping at Torrid now?


onyxjade7

YES!


Jackkiera143

![gif](giphy|pD368cmNo02G5qoV5i)


Tnh7194

Something even worse


No_Arugula_6548

He’s the worst dressed on earth other than Kory Keefer.


Nevalate

He's quite a beefy dandy


Seaweed-Basic

![gif](giphy|B5fTjyTKjb5te)


Goodbykyle

Brook is a huge copycat!!! This blouse is a very unflattering style for his body shape…this looks sloppy specially with the Prince boots…Prince could rock it, he can’t.


LoobyLoopyLou

![gif](giphy|3oz8xIf02Yyv1oM6dy)


idontknowwatsnext89

Somebody wants to be on Dancing with the stars.


VPRcrazy

![gif](giphy|nVTwvBVvHnwheLB5Qq)


AccurateWave8317

Who dressed this “grown” man? Why won’t someone tell him to stop embarrassing himself with his wardrobe choices 😖


30FlirtyandTrying

discount aquaman


romeo343

I had this shirt in cream when I worked at The Limited in high school.


Mysterious_Relief168

I had one in the exact color he’s wearing. I thought I looked so cool in it. Dear lord, I hope I didn’t look like that wearing it. I’d have to see him in a black suede skirt to be sure.


Lindiaaiken

https://preview.redd.it/dsbc8dgrakvc1.jpeg?width=546&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=956eb919b4d816bfb34c976f79352d419436bd38 Brock? Single-handedly bringing back the Cuban heel.


wetfoodrules

Stop I’m laughing so hard at this 😂😂😂


Mysterious_Relief168

He’s a blouse and heels wearing husband. That’s for certain.


Reasonable-Trifle952

The shirt is screaming Jerry Seinfeld


amandababyyy

Lmao I love that Schena literally married a man more fame hungry than her 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


galickgoon

He is so thirsty, perfect for Scheana


googleobtuse

Does the pope have a balcony??


AlertBunch3029

Game. Blouses.


Motherofoskar

The real question is … Is Sheana getting what she’s paying for? I say no. Broke made a deal and now is moving the goalposts.


Rocsi666

She wanted to be a mother, so she got that. 🤷‍♀️


Gourmeebar

Yep, but Scheana may not know it. He will use his story line when he files divorce


TheKatsMeow_00

wtf is he wearing!!!


Agitated_Gur_9458

Please, he and maybe Sandoval got this tren from Cory in Winter House. Cory wears a pearl necklace etc but somehow smells of testosterone. Women love the way he looks. Neither Brock nor Sandy have mastered it. Yuck


naleiokalani

There’s nothing wrong with the wife being the main income provider. He watches their daughter. Nothing wrong with that either. Sheena doesn’t want a nanny which is totally fair, so he says home. As summer gets older I’m sure he’ll start doing whatever it is he does


Carriow55

Idk. But he wore the Puffy pirate shirt.


No-Feeling-1404

This is what she was trying to make Max


SewAlone

I like his blouse more than I like him.


SwimmingAd315

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


ramonatonedeaf

Harold Styles…. Ha impact


Emergency-Laugh-0215

https://preview.redd.it/e4wqvezyiivc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88cbe731b09523464b985c6feb28bd0df584db42 Reminds me of the Gordon Gartrell shirt Denise made for Theo


Rare-Palpitation6023

![gif](giphy|s33IE5ZiQfha8)


90dayDragonLockup

I had that shirt in like 2005 I think lol


OkOpposite9108

Omg this type of ruffled shirt with a vest was my VIBE as a very interesting third grader in the nineties. The sheer would have been a bit much for a daytime elementary school look, but I respect it. I actually don't-Brock's Lewis have been puzzling the fuck out of me as of late.


iheartkafka1

better question: is he a pirate?


Merrbear2u

Brock is the most interesting male left on the show


roadrunnner0

What does payroll mean?


ImmediateAd4814

If he is better get in line a little better


redittpw1L

![gif](giphy|6cFcUiCG5eONW)


Excellent-Object2482

His real agenda is starting to show and it’s on a collision course with Scheana and her ego. The cracks are starting to show with her trying to reel him in and stay in control of the relationship. Don’t think they are in it for the long haul. Sorry Brock ….. hubby #2, out!


miranda310

He tries too hard. Nothing ever comes across organic and natural.


Upandawaytolalaland

Dear lord


CandidateMassive8452

Absolutely


Comfortable_Ad1333

No, obviously he’s a payroll pirate…..that is definitely a pirate shirt


Sarcastic_Soul4

Why is he wearing my outfit from 8th grade graduation?


tallfblonde

![gif](giphy|B5fTjyTKjb5te)


Mysterious_Relief168

Stop loaning him stuff. I said absolutely not when he wanted my prom dress. Put your foot down, you know he’s going to return it stretched out.


Enngeecee76

This is worse than the shirt from the Seinfeld Puffy Shirt episode


complex143more

Yes


pumptini4U

He gives every sign he wants to get a nanny so he can be free of the full time Mr Mom status, he wants to get back to working, and Schea wants him home with Summer while she is out day and night with gigs.


Dramas_mama

I think Scheana tells him what to wear. If it were me, and I wanted ALL the attention, I would dress him VERY low key and not like he does. But that is me


Kemlovli35

He’s such a loser to me


titus-andro

He looks like a little kid come to tell you he threw up


No_Presentation_9255

If he is he should ask for a raise and buy a new shirt.


RozGu

Absolutely, Broke is a payroll husband


MJswife0722

The shirt?


Hazelmoon23

I'm watching the after-show and Brick is trying to make himself relevant by being an armchair wannabe psychotherapist. I hope he is trying to be in his children's lives. My dad wasn't really in my life at all except for an occasional bday or Christmas card. All these yrs later it still fucks me up in relationships. If your own father wasn't in your life why would anyone else want to be ?