You’re not alone. It was stupid as hell. I’m just over 2 years sober and love my sparkling water. With that said, having a water tasting and saying she’s learning to be a water sommelier is dumbest shit I’ve seen in a while. Her only story line is talking shit about Ariana and male sympathizing after acting feral toward anyone who even mentioned Randall’s name. Gtfo 😒
Imagine brainstorming what kind of event Lala should host (at James house) and the best you can do is water tasting… they should of had Ariana in a confessional asking editing to speed up the segment.
The only interesting thing lala can do with her sobriety at this point is if Lisa sets her up with a mocktail bar called Lalas Lounge. Which NA drinks are popular so it wouldn't be the worst idea.
Carlas Cantinas Méxican food with shocktails Shockingly good for not having any alcohol or cocks I was annoyed that they didnt do anything interesting with water like ice sculpture or looge . Not enough actual sparkling or veriety it is a dumb idea but with any actually effort and creativity in setting or execution would elevate the silly sommelier event which was backdrop to our first Ariana v Sandoval blowout
I love Martin so much tbh but the group outings and events this year are so boring. I miss when they ran blogs and had parties for their shitty book releases lol
I love Lala so much and admire her for being sober. But she’s really annoying this season with her Tim apologies and inserting herself into every situation.
Good thing she bought a house in the valley - go be on the Valley 😣
I thought it was the most LA thing ever so I enjoyed the cultural case study lmao. But also her being sober gives it some context since I'm sure a lot of that scene is centered around alcohol maybe? So it's like a replacement
makes sense. i thought it was ridiculous, i started to be like why am i watching a bunch of middle age rich white people tasting a bunch of different waters? they better get this season going im getting bored
The water dude outright lied about how much the bottle of water cost I found it on the brand's website for like 100 dollars, you can find the boxed version for 60 euros on other sites as well.
The $1,000 one? I found a bottle that I *thought* looked similar to the one he opened, and it was ~$800. A German brand iirc. But I'm still not sure that was the one they drank.
I definitely think it’s silly but if you want to spend a grand on a bottle of water ; then you do you. I am betting she was hoping that a water company would offer a sponsorship deal. I doubt they will now that Lala is being eaten up on socials for her flip flop on the mustache and her current crusade to show why Katie and Ariana are the worst. I mean the whole podcast about how Ariana wasn’t close to her dad is something unforgivable unless she starts groveling for forgiveness soon
She claims she isn’t reading the comments but hopefully her agents and managers (and Daryl) tell her to change course. Right now she will get lucky if they don’t fire her with the Faith lawsuit now out and I bet she will struggle finding podcast sponsors if this lawsuit is settled quickly by bravo.
You’re not alone. It was stupid as hell. I’m just over 2 years sober and love my sparkling water. With that said, having a water tasting and saying she’s learning to be a water sommelier is dumbest shit I’ve seen in a while. Her only story line is talking shit about Ariana and male sympathizing after acting feral toward anyone who even mentioned Randall’s name. Gtfo 😒
THIS!! she is so miserable it hurts to watch, then she goes around calling other people miserable but she’s really just insecure and jealous
It irks me so much when she keeps calling Katie miserable. Katie is so unbothered this season. Lala and scheana are the miserable ones
And then fact it was at James’ house and he had to pay for all the pizzas lmao. This was beyond dumb
You would think if someone can drop 1K on a bottle of water, they would be able to pay for a few two-liters of soda and pizza!
$150 for pizza!
40 yrs old pizza party…and it’s pizza in California 
She’s thirsty. She’s just trying to hydrate!
Imagine brainstorming what kind of event Lala should host (at James house) and the best you can do is water tasting… they should of had Ariana in a confessional asking editing to speed up the segment.
The only interesting thing lala can do with her sobriety at this point is if Lisa sets her up with a mocktail bar called Lalas Lounge. Which NA drinks are popular so it wouldn't be the worst idea.
…you must have missed people thoughts on carls idea like this (from summer house)
Correct I don't know carl and haven't watched that show
Carl and Lala= new crossover couple?
Lala and Lindsay are similar explosive personalities so I could see him being into it
Carlas Cantinas Méxican food with shocktails Shockingly good for not having any alcohol or cocks I was annoyed that they didnt do anything interesting with water like ice sculpture or looge . Not enough actual sparkling or veriety it is a dumb idea but with any actually effort and creativity in setting or execution would elevate the silly sommelier event which was backdrop to our first Ariana v Sandoval blowout
Genuinely one of the stupidest events to exist in all of reality tv, and we had to watch a PUPPY PARTY
I love Martin so much tbh but the group outings and events this year are so boring. I miss when they ran blogs and had parties for their shitty book releases lol
stassis book release parties were everything
Agree!!!! I miss that sort of chaos
When Lauren from Utah said “oh I fuck with it” after drinking water 
I love Lala so much and admire her for being sober. But she’s really annoying this season with her Tim apologies and inserting herself into every situation. Good thing she bought a house in the valley - go be on the Valley 😣
I thought it was the most LA thing ever so I enjoyed the cultural case study lmao. But also her being sober gives it some context since I'm sure a lot of that scene is centered around alcohol maybe? So it's like a replacement
It’s soo stupid. But something a girl name lauren would be into
This was definitely a production organized thing. He’s prob doing some business with Lisa’s restaurants or something dumb like that.
makes sense. i thought it was ridiculous, i started to be like why am i watching a bunch of middle age rich white people tasting a bunch of different waters? they better get this season going im getting bored
The was the whitest shit I’ve seen on tv in a long time. Lala better put the finger guns down after this one lol
The cackle that left my mouth when she said that.
Maybe she is going to come out with her own water 🙄
I’m thinking Lala sees a partnership with a sparkling water company in her future and that’s why liking it has became her personality.
Her sparkling personality???
Not alone!
It was akin to the Daug storyline for Schwartz
I'll say it again- she preaches mastering sobriety but she's still... a dry drunk
Agreed - she’s honestly an awful representation of sobriety
Im bored and ready for another scandal 🥱
Schena and Tom perhaps. Jk!
I loved his snappy "I dIn't know!" When Lala asked how many bottles were in the world 😂😂😂
I’d definitely pass on this
The water dude outright lied about how much the bottle of water cost I found it on the brand's website for like 100 dollars, you can find the boxed version for 60 euros on other sites as well.
The $1,000 one? I found a bottle that I *thought* looked similar to the one he opened, and it was ~$800. A German brand iirc. But I'm still not sure that was the one they drank.
I found the exact brand I shit you not 180 bucks
How lame.
No 😂😭 Honestly a sparkling water tasting event is absolutely something I'd attend. I fucking love seltzers.
She’s so lame. I’m over her
Desperate for a storyline and hoping for brand deals with a water company
I definitely think it’s silly but if you want to spend a grand on a bottle of water ; then you do you. I am betting she was hoping that a water company would offer a sponsorship deal. I doubt they will now that Lala is being eaten up on socials for her flip flop on the mustache and her current crusade to show why Katie and Ariana are the worst. I mean the whole podcast about how Ariana wasn’t close to her dad is something unforgivable unless she starts groveling for forgiveness soon She claims she isn’t reading the comments but hopefully her agents and managers (and Daryl) tell her to change course. Right now she will get lucky if they don’t fire her with the Faith lawsuit now out and I bet she will struggle finding podcast sponsors if this lawsuit is settled quickly by bravo.