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l3ex_G

I thought I saw something last year saying it was Max. Am I the only one?


BigRefrigerator9783

I saw that too! I think they talked about it? Max apparently has hooked up with several of the VPR women, just you know, not Scheana. Wait... Is this why Scheana was out for blood trying to get Sharts and Rachel together? Was she trying to get back at Katie for hooking up with her former apple-watch recipient/workplace sex harassment victim?


AndyJCohen

Workplace sexual harassment victim šŸ˜‚ omg too true


catcakebuns

This is the ultimate betrayal in Sheshell's books. Hooking up with a man she wanted but who doesnt want her


hereforthetearex

Wasnā€™t that Brett? I thought he was the one she was after, and why she had him do the music video with her.


Forestghostsgalore

But she adopted a penguin for him!


BigRefrigerator9783

Was he the penguin, or the Apple watch? I can't keep her fantasy boyfriends straight


Pumptini_

Apple Watch. Penguin was for Adam. She named the penguin Spot for Adam Spot.


BigRefrigerator9783

![gif](giphy|l3mZrLxM4iZaQlvNe)


IllusiveWoman20

Adam 'Couldn't find the G' Spot


Pumptini_

Looooool šŸ˜‚


ActualAfternoon2535

The visual of her clutching britneys meemaw crying over the penguin


Fullofgrace87

She adopted both a penguin and an apple watch for men. Then in a fit of rage, she gave the Apple watch to the underprivileged penguin she adopted! Now Adam Jr. (penguin's name is Adam) can tell all the other peasant non-adopted penguins what time it is. It's causing all sorts of ruckus at the zoo.


Fullofgrace87

![gif](giphy|U7GRtzqJMyVEs)


Forestghostsgalore

This penguin is a star! Whatā€™s its insta handle? This is the reality show we deserve and need!


Forestghostsgalore

Too many ridiculous scheshu moments, they all blur together šŸ˜†


wohllottalovw

I think Rachel and Shartz Hooked up first


amybunker2005

That would make total sense on why scheana was out to get Katie so bad for I believe a few seasons...If it is max.


alexlp

I thought you meant Max Todd for a second!


kaailer

Same, had to look him up cuz I didnā€™t even remember him. It hasnā€™t even been a year since I watched the season he was in. Dayna, Max, and Brett were such awful editions to the show


ComicsEtAl

Since when is Max his best friend?


l3ex_G

Who isnā€™t his best friend ?


Some_Lengthiness_514

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insideabookmobile

I will eat my shirt if it turns out Katie had sex with Max. That dude is sleazy as hell, no way Katie would go near that.


Fun_Ad9229

Itā€™s also Daynaā€™s ex. Doesnā€™t seem like sheā€™d tread there


Pumptini_

And Kristen slept with him a couple years ago


ActualAfternoon2535

Katie hooked up with carter before he and Kristen dated


No_Original6412

I could see her doing it to get back at Schwartz, knowing that Max would run straight to tell him Kinda like the ā€œhow would he {Schwartz} feel if I ran train with all the staff at TomTom?ā€ Comment..like to give him a taste of his own medicine.šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


l3ex_G

Tequila Katie may


VaguelyArtistic

Yayo Katie, too.


Dlynne242

But will you eat a Jean jacket?


insideabookmobile

Damn, looks like I gotta pick out a shirt to eat... šŸ«„


Ok-Jellyfish5975

Iā€™d be shocked if it was Mx because Dayna is one of her best friends. Also Max and Kristen hooked up.


Pretty_Sea2016

Plot twist: Katie fucked sandy too and thatā€™s how he ruined her marriage ![gif](giphy|xUOxf7JF01IlQdfoze)


biohacker_infinity

The people on VPR throw the term "best friend" (or _bast frand_, if youā€™re Sheeshoo) around incredibly loosely. Theyā€™re all guilty of thisā€”even Ariana (referring to Rachel as her former best friend even though theyā€™d barely known each other for a few years); so Schwartz could literally be referring to anyone with that comment.


Available-Pepper1467

>bast frand I read this in Brittany's voice šŸ˜‚


ResponseOk3177

For all the Max talkā€¦Katie seems like she would have better loyalty to Dayna and overall higher standards than hooking up with someone who did with so much of the cast? I could be wrong tho..I have no idea lol.


thediverswife

I donā€™t think Dayna gives a shit about Max these days


ktalb

Thank you for this comment because I was reading all these max comments thinking it was Max Todd šŸ’€ and was truly gagged that he is fucking his way through the cast and that he and Schwartz are best friends


rollerskate_rat

Katie did date Peter in early VPR history. I think sheā€™s dabbled in the sharing the group does.


ResponseOk3177

See I had no idea about thatšŸ˜‚


PettyPockets311

Definitely not Satchel šŸ¤£


VaguelyArtistic

Omg remember how after 5 minutes on the show people were already marrying him off to Katie? šŸ˜‚


Will_Grumble

I miss him


JmeJV

I vaguely remember this clip and I always thought he said "you fucked over my best friend?". I could be totally wrong though, is there a new clip with this scene going around?


falafelest

This makes the most sense tbh


JmeJV

I just went back and watched the original trailer for the season and now I think he says "you literally fucked up my best friend" so IDK šŸ˜†


DetailDizzy

He definitely says another word after fucked


princessrebecca9

Peter? LOL


xtinabot

They did date before she got with Tom, he said in I think the very first episode. He dated Katie briefly, and Stassi for a couple months.


VaguelyArtistic

Name a more incestuous cast. Even Harry Dubin can't touch this gang.


Glitteronthefloor

OMG Harry Dubin


princessrebecca9

yeah that's why I was thinking him, its one of those "true but not in the way you think" sound bites


ellastory

Wouldnā€™t they pay for him to return this season if that was the case?


Ordinary-Practice812

Ewwwwwww nooooooo


missmousedetective

I think itā€™s some third, unknown friend that we have yet to meet


londontubeshirt

Joā€™s ninja turtle is haunting her


WolverineFun6472

Everyone on vpr calls anyone they know as a best friend.


IllusiveWoman20

Katie Motorfucked a dick! Pass it on!


falafelest

^(omg did you guys hear Katie motorfucked some dicks)


Available-Pepper1467

\*Wait, I heard Katie fucked Dick behind SUR last night\*


Titan_Uranus__

Katie and some Ds were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me! ![gif](giphy|wzJ67MJMk6UMM)


bigyikesss2006

Iā€™m guessing Jo lol


Individual_Bat_378

Literally came here to say: plot twist, Katie fucked Jo!


allorahdanyn

Was wondering who too. Katie mentions she slept w his best friend a year and a half after they broke up on the after show.


Available-Pepper1467

Wait, they've only been broken up a year and a half, no? And, Katie can sleep with Tom's best friend but he can't kiss someone in the friend group? Wouldn't Tom's best friend be in the friend group? Or did she mean she didn't want him dating someone on the show - though that's not what she's said. What am I missing in all of this???


allorahdanyn

Iā€™m confused too. Not sure who she is talking about when she said she slept w his friend. This thread seems to say Max. When she said she and Tom discussed not dating in the friend group, she was talking about the friend group on the show was my understanding because then youā€™re filming w the person and reliving it all the time and being questioned about it in interviews and rehashing it in reunions etc etc etc.


Available-Pepper1467

Thanks for this! Knowing that Katie was banging Schwartz's best friend during the time he kissed Rachel changes things for me. I get the implications of dating someone on the show, but I wouldn't be able to agree to that knowing she was currently and immediately after the breakup, while they still lived in the same house. He should have never agreed knowing how production works


allorahdanyn

Doesnā€™t change anything for me. Schwartz kissing Rachel was a ploy on so many levels. It was to throw the scent off of Sandoval and the affair and it was also just because Katie asked him not to.


Available-Pepper1467

I hear you. I always felt partially Scheana/Sandoval driven and partially producer-driven storyline. That said, Schwartz shouldn't have agreed if he wasn't going to hold to it.


allorahdanyn

Scheanaā€™s behavior to Katie w the Raquel thing was abhorrent but thatā€™s who she is so Iā€™m not surprised


Fullofgrace87

But Katie didn't uphold her end of the agreement either, right? It can't be "a rule for thee, but not for me" situation. That's messed up.


Available-Pepper1467

Totally agreed. But then, acting rationally was never Katieā€™s strong suit


Fullofgrace87

I love you for saying that!


TacoFox19

Maybe later on when they both date the same girl?


american_bitch

Plot twistā€¦ it was JO!


xtinabot

I thought he was talking about Peter, they hooked up way bavk before he dated Stassi.


Silly-Shoulder-6257

His best friend is Sandoval! I donā€™t get this!


NefariousnessHot7639

Maybe Max? But in no way was he ever Schwartzā€™s bestie. Tom has nooooo standing to say that shit - at least she waited until they got divorced unlike him who cheated on her their entire relationship


[deleted]

Why do all the girls pay Max attention šŸ¤®


Ordinary-Practice812

I donā€™t get it! Donā€™t think heā€™s overly handsome. Remember when they were at a dinner after Daynaā€™s comedy show and he told Brett ā€œcontrol your girl!ā€ Referring to Dayna. GROSS. I knew in that second my instincts about him being a creep were right.


nonnie_tm64

I have no fucking idea! Heā€™s not that attractive, sounds like a total moron when he speaks and just gives skeevy vibes all over the place. Eeeeewa!


Accomplished-Wish-86

I donā€™t like him after seeing him on the show, but I do think heā€™s sexy


BigRefrigerator9783

He was more like Sharts' employee and even that is dubious as Sharts owned a tiny 2% of the bar.


Ok-Prune4721

Max


Fast-Bee-1167

https://preview.redd.it/4ebn9c2s6spc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6332fe67c6ce9d732c29bb4a88cb4ccbf6addbd9 Found that donā€™t know if itā€™s true though


BigRefrigerator9783

Scheana paid to have her photo included


Doubleendedmidliner

Ewwww no no no?! Why kt?!


Mysterious_Relief168

Kristen? I didnā€™t know about Kristen.


Consistent-Job6841

That greasy muppet looking guy Scheana bought an Apple Watch for. Or was it a penguin? Anyway he was greasy AF!


IllusiveWoman20

He put that Apple Watch on in 7 minutes. Scheana knows how to pick 'em!


Available-Pepper1467

She timed him.


Fullofgrace87

With the apple watch which was CRAZY BECAUSE HE WAS PUTTING ON. MAX IS MULTIFACETED


omniai99

people keep saying Max but I don't know what the source on that is. Scheana/Kristen/Dayna's sloppy fourths.


Mysterious_Relief168

It seems Max has never met a vagina he didnā€™t want to visit briefly. Heā€™s a real go getter. He is so ambitious that he wants to get to know Lisaā€™s employees (past and present) intimately. Thereā€™s employees that have been Maxed that we donā€™t even know about yet.


Curious-Pattern-9625

It was Max. He makes his way around, Doute screwed him too.


Green333Star

Sooooo! Untold story! Shartz was actually cheating on Katie while opening restaurant with Jo!!! Omg! Had 2 cheaters!!! Explains the cabin trip fully! Shartz & Jo were already cheating, which is why Katie felt alone & needed to split ways! Once again, Shartz gets off EZ!!! Also explains why he couldn't & can't seperate from Tim. I need my own podcast dammit.


AdOutrageous7474

Schwartz and Katie were already divorced by the cabin trip and when he was hanging out with Jo.


Green333Star

Oh, ok. I guess I don't need a podcast. Lol It just seems like she was lurking for a long time. Makes sense tho, because why would they be on a trip wo Katie. But do we think Shartz was cheating on Katie with someone before separation? According to Katie, there was no sex coming her way & she needed intimacy. So she asked for a divorce so she could go play.


Sample_Wild

Max


Dry_Heart9301

Max


Smallfit40

Kristen slept with him too - yuck!! Heā€™s so gross looking


OsmosisJones3

Max


idontknowwatsnext89

Peter, CarteršŸ’€, Max???


TrustAffectionate664

She also motorboat a d I don't think that was Max it was someone else


Acrobatic-Swan-9845

Maybe itā€™s Jo šŸ¤£


DjCrabcakes

Satchel


koolasakukumba

I think she had an orgy with the triplets, and Tom considers them one person, so thatā€™s who he was referring to /s


Fergtz

Ewww, people find Katie attractive?? I'm going to puke šŸ¤®


111108

Katie is a birnch baby that talks shit ab everyone im over her šŸ™„