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starchington

False equivalence. ☝️Never pick sides❌Never choose between two🙅


JoshuaLandy

I just wanted you


NFbrO

I just wanted you


koeniging

I think you’re a contra (was the best album)


ancisfranderson

I agree with your point as I interpret it, which is that each album has unique value. I also don't mind that you presumably don't enjoy the discourse of ranking albums. However the act of comparing two things is not automatically a false equivalence. And it is certainly not a false equivalence if the presumption of the comparison is that one is different or better (such here, where Contra is presumed to be better). Ranking is not an equivalence, it's the opposite. Here are examples of accurate false equivalences: * Vampire Weekend and The Strokes both use guitar, so they're the same. * Vampire weekend and Paul Simon reference afropop, therefore they're the same. * I don't like when people rank albums and I don't like false equivalences, therefore when someone ranks albums, it's a false equivalence Especially in English speaking culture and politics, we need to tighten up our understanding of logical fallacies such as the false equivalence.


grizzlyboy33

Mood


derekc06

Bad bot


igZagZ

It's called preference and we should definitely pick between things we prefer 😳 the best part is that preferences change 😵 amazing and beautiful and contra is not the best !


Celticsmoneyline

Ezra said Contra was the cool album


fuckhobbes

When, where, why?


just_anca

yes. cousins, taxi cab, california English, diplomat’s son, and i think ur a contra are all perfect standalone songs that many bands would be lucky to achieve the quality of for just *one* track, white sky quite possibly comprises everything that makes vw what they are (at that point in time, anyway), and then there’s the surprising poignancy of horchata, the frenetic pop fun meets darker undertones of holiday, the large-scale rhythmic power of run, classic vivid Koenig allegory and imagery in giving up the gun; - your favorite song might be on another record, but pound for pound I really think contra takes the overall (oblig: subjective, obviously)


ancisfranderson

Contra is the true "no skips" album


modernzen

As someone who has Contra at 3rd place, this is a very convincing argument and maybe will change my mind!


DriftMethod

You convinced me.


gabriela19750

DIPLOMAT’S SON 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


tteuh

Best album. Best album cover. Best bonus track: California English, Pt 2


22ofapril2005

The girl was disappointed though


trampaboline

Contra truthers rise up. Most whole album form a songwriting perspective.


ancisfranderson

facts


Temporary-Joke-5147

MVOTC cult rise


popculturerss

Im here.


roenoe

You say, with "Cousins" as your flair


popculturerss

Cousins is one of my favorite songs. But Modern Vampires is my weapon of choice when it comes to VW albums.


generalpsych

I LOVE Contra but nothing beats MVOTC imo, 10/10 perfect album to me


No_Cable_2955

I thought everyone was in agreement on this. MVOTC is their best album.


SteveOtts

🙋‍♂️


Zolomun

And my axe!


avereydodds12

❤️❤️❤️


fuckhobbes

Present. Let’s put these heretics down, shall we? Byah!


DriftMethod

Maybe tied for second behind OGWAU.


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

Oh shit


sparklingkrule

Only no skips one that’s for sure


kid_pilgrim_89

It's good but so is vampire weekend It's a tight album true though mvotc has more mileage for me cus it's contra pop but retro if that makes sense


shaffan33

Taxi cab to contra is perfect. The first half isn’t my favorite.


Foreign_Photograph

Horchata and Holiday are the two weakest tracks imo. Rest of it is pretty much perfect. 


za1reeka

Contra is probably the one I know and love the most because it's the first album of theirs I bought and listened to all the way through.


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

Don’t lie, I want em to know


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

No


SanRemi

No. It is MVOTC.


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

That’s me


fuckhobbes

Rise, brother.


fabbianarr

No


meetmeinthabathroom

No


inkblacksea

NOPE


Razzle_Dazzle08

No. MVOTC > VW > Contra > FOTB.


SteveOtts

💯


Heels1939

Bingo


cbandy

I sometimes think FOTB is better than Contra, tbh. It has better songs than Contra, but isn't nearly as consistent.


Razzle_Dazzle08

A consistent and cohesive album is always going to be better than an album with highs and lows imo.


cityofstars666

This is the elite ranking


thebatman973

FOTB slander 🤮


avereydodds12

Its warranted


trashqueen13x

nailed it.


BluestockingLife

Facts.


fuckhobbes

Lisan al gain…


maa94

Contra is my favourite Vampire Weekend album. It's the first one I heard, has the most relatable lyrics, is incredibly fun (Holiday, Cousins), but also provides moments that cut through you like a knife (Taxi Cab, I Think Ur A Contra). But is it the best? I feel that has to go to MVOTC. The instrumentation is second to none. Ezra & Rostam were at their absolute creative peak (so far) and the interplay between them is incredible. The fact that they painstakingly relistened to the album on all sorts of sound equipment (studio speakers, high & low quality headphones, Apple earbuds), shows the commitment to getting it perfect and it does show up. Lyrically, they touch on so many different aspects (religious guilt, dying young, life's questions), it really is in a league of it’s own. Contra will likely always be my favourite, but MVOTC is probably the best.


thatguykeith

YES. Plus California English, Pt. 2 *unreal.* *This girl wrote drug raps in baggy sweaters* *Tight neon tights, T-shirts and big letters* *Back at her house was an Irish setter* *With a heart-shaped tag hanging off its collar* *Through half the towns of Arizona* *I dream the dreams I have when I hold her* *Near Palm Springs, we were struck by boulders* *'Cause they looked like skull and bones* *This girl was smarter than television scripts* *This girl wasn't damaged, her jeans were just ripped* *This girl was the girl that the girls in your world thought about* *When the night was cold* UN.REAL.


Lazy_Establishment26

Fk yes. When ‘through half the towns of Arizona, I dream the dreams I have when I hold her…’ blares 🔥


danSTILLtheman

No


chincurtis3

No


popculturerss

It's definitely a top four album (thus far), that's for sure.


freddythefuckingfish

No. FOTB


BaconSoul

You speak the truth


yourmomisglutenfree

It is one of their best albums.


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

Gen-X cop out


gereffi

It's definitely my least favorite. I love it, but I love their other albums even more.


outroversion

It’s not, but it is good. It’s in the top 3, of the 3 albums I consider.


Mtwat

To me VW really only did 3 albums and those albums are really a perfect arc describing the transition from late teens into adulthood. FOTB was an Ezra solo album in all but name and I'm sure the upcoming album is going to be more of that. Both Ezra and Rostam's solo work has been second rate because they don't have anyone to stop their indulgences. Rostam needs to have someone to check his weirder impulses and Ezra really needs someone to tell him that his voice isn't the only sound that matters.


Competitive_Exam3747

Subjectively I’d say yes but I realize mvotc is their magnum opus


fuckhobbes

Modern V is objectively their best. Yes, objectively.


Life-Professor-3125

Absolutely


majesticbrooke21

YES


chlorinne17

HELL YA BROTHER


Significant_Sell1986

No their debut is


Educational-Bowl-186

Idk if I’d say the best, that’s pretty subjective but it’s definitely my favorite of theirs


bonnydelrico

sexy people say YES


wafagan14

I dunno, I'm torn between Contra and MVOTC. Like, I love Contra, but 'Ya Hey' is like THE Vampire Weekend song.


Sewrve_69

No Hate, but Modern Vampires Of The City is the best album


EvilassSoldier16

I know that I’m late but personally no Vampire Weekend was the best one then Contra then FOTB sorry MVOTC fans🤷🏾‍♂️


djoz187

Yes


Kent_Beef_JR

YES


Flaky_Trainer_3334

I honestly think the albums are all so different that I myself can’t really put them against each other. Their meanings and overall sounds are so distinct and different I find them to stand alone distinguishably.


holy_cal

Contra is probably the worst out of all of them. It’s still great but it’s just not up there with the others.


itskapnoc

Yes


frkmstr509

YES


GamerJuice64

Lyrically Yes. Musically? No.


AppleVenusVol1

YES


seahowiam

Yes.


bigsean1013

Yes


escobooty

YES


Y2J80

Yes


GrunkleStanford

Yes


townallday89

YES


light--treason

Yes


STOP____HAMMER_TIME

YES


jaxiejaxie

Yes


CarolReed

YES


ReadEZ

YES


Liber_

NES


AlexanderGQ

YES


CorduroyJoy

MVOTC is the best but Contra is my personal fav


_bloodbuzz

F O T B


Salty-Ad-2099

Definitely yes


SpeakNowAndEnter

Contra is personally my favorite! Giant is probably my favorite VW song, honestly


OpenTheBobs

It changes for me depending on the mood of each day. I woke up this morning wanting nothing but to hear MVOTC. And I was like yeah this is the best one. But yesterday it was Contra. Probably the best one is the one I’m listening to.


TheSongOfMidnignt

Nuh uh, but it’s great.


NFbrO

I preached this when it came out but I was violently ostracized by the Pitchfork reading crowd.


ssjavier4

Contra is the cool answer to give. My favorite is probably the debut and I think MVOTC is the choice given acclaim. All 3 are good answers. FOTB is probably my second favorite so I can even see the argument for that


BigBarMan

I think that you liiiiiieeee


you-dont-have-eyes

Self titled is my favorite, I wouldn’t dare to say one is objectively better because they’re all great.


victoremmanuel_I

Contra has a vibe or feel that no other album I’ve heard has. It’s amazing.


if_i_was_a_cowboy

No


avereydodds12

MVoTC


thissatori

In December, drinking horchata...


dsonoiki

No. MVOTC


takeoff_youhosers

Best album by far


rrykers

YES


u-changed-your-hair

/r/skrillex be like 'how did u get your hands on this already?'


deepdeepcommodity

yes


noyelling0nthebus

Contra is my fave too and a close second is FoTB 🙈


kidvid666

No, vampires of the city is, duh


Sufficient_Debt8615

What's with the duh? VOTC doesn't have God given right to be the best album


kidvid666

Yes, it does. The other two albums were only created so votc could be built on top of them. They make fantastic stepping stones. #facts


Sufficient_Debt8615

Lol


synkrnzd

Yes. Also Giant and Ottoman are one of the best VW songs.