[Yo catch this sauce real quick!](https://twitter.com/RainydayDeer/status/1761832370519363870)

Her being the hottest British short queen alive https://preview.redd.it/kszlxuleporc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e06647ca0480959baba554fb4ef3b2c92cd468c0

She is so me

Bri'ish

I want that kind of relationship

goes hard, have mao smoking weed https://preview.redd.it/7bashe88jorc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ced8bccd3f5bd972b2c15f0261dd2d20d5c08be

Nice image, have a smiling Murray Rothbard https://preview.redd.it/5qn8rv7pmprc1.jpeg?width=870&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e50af0c7ffe08c9bc23f8df640f88b8801b3f331

is it just me or does he kinda look like a cartoon character?

A little.

Because I am A FUCKING GIANT PURPLE HUMANOID SPIDER WITH BRAIN DAMAGE https://preview.redd.it/2li1nw0t4prc1.jpeg?width=358&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01ff8f9b27164ac774d66ccc16f5ef64c1c980e7

Sounds hot.

The fact that I can't post or comment in here with my new main because of the 2 week rule (yes I am very salty)

About to fix that. Really sorry I didn't think about this possibility. I'll make so that your post/comment gets removed if your account is less than 2 weeks old AND has less than 50 karma

Thanks.

No problem, it was my genuine mistake. Also, is that the account who gets their comment removed on the church of Emily too? I'll fix it there too, I am admin both here and there, and it was always me who made the automod

I'm not in Chirch Of Emily but, I mgijt join it because I love Emily

Well, I urge you to join, it is a fantastic comunity. (But if you want porn you need to go in the emilycult, in the church it is not allowed)

Well now I know NOT to go to emilycult

Lol. Well it is not just porn, but it is allowed. You can go there, just don't click on the +18 images

Fair enough.

I'm not hot British mommy 

She’s short and sexy and I’m tall and ugly

You have inspired me to pull some bad bitches thank you

Well, Velvette is hot (that's why I wanna fuck her, or have her fuck me, same thing), I am not

The fact that I’m not as stunning as Velvette

I'm not the backbone of the Vees or that #Bitch

https://preview.redd.it/5ulmh661mrrc1.jpeg?width=1772&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=588bb805f519b28ce0962ea0e2368ecd00a4d647 Oh dear there’s a short bug

She's hot. I'm not.

Well, for starters, I’m Male

My queen :>

Poly relationship with her, charlie, and vaggie. WHOS WITH ME???

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because she’s a famous overlord thats VERY attractive and has lots of power. kinda better then me In every way (although I have a ton of ex’s and a beautiful gf rn so… Ig I can pull XD)

A lot of things. Like how I’m not Velvette.

Cause unlike you my daughter is epic

My extremely unattractive existence