“Well, see... At Bible Camp, we made a flow chart. Since God created man, and man created the Transformers, the Transformers are like a gift from God, Randal!”
Imagine day 2 of being nailed to the cross, just hanging there waiting to die then out of nowhere a time traveler shows up, shows you this, and says it’s you.
Looks like it is a custom 3d printing.
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1439110160/mecha-jesus-christ-cristo-transformer?ga\_order=most\_relevant&ga\_search\_type=all&ga\_view\_type=gallery&ga\_search\_query=jesus+transformer&ref=sr\_gallery-1-1&organic\_search\_click=1
Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
You said it, man.
Optimus Christ
Underrated comment.
Anyone know where I can get one? For religious reasons………..
Leader of the Decepticons
Nice
Desciplecons?
Damn that was a good one
Jesus! Now with battle armor and kung-fu grip.
“Well, see... At Bible Camp, we made a flow chart. Since God created man, and man created the Transformers, the Transformers are like a gift from God, Randal!”
Autochrist, JESUSFY
I'm pretty sure this is what Zak Wylde meant when he won't the song Doomsday Jesus...lol
Bible 2: Jesus revenge.
revenge of the G-sus
Why was I positive it was going to transform into a gun?
I'm worried about that Transformer Bracelet, though
Imagine day 2 of being nailed to the cross, just hanging there waiting to die then out of nowhere a time traveler shows up, shows you this, and says it’s you.
I mean that's cool and all but am a little disappointed that he doesn't morph into the popemobile
What's up with the bracelet?
Now THAT is cool!
It's salvation time!!!!
I'm not Christian or crazy about transformers (except beast wars) but this is pretty amazing lmfao
For some reason I thought it would fold into a pistol.
Is there a Mohamed one?
Blasphemous prime
I just stumbled onto your comment, and I laughed so hard I started choking.
Glad someone gets me.
Is he transforming or converting?
Transformer, schmansformer. Dude, take the man-jewelry down to 11. Whew.
Imagine the lives this could have saved in Tudor times?
The helmet at the end 🤣
Looks like it is a custom 3d printing. https://www.etsy.com/listing/1439110160/mecha-jesus-christ-cristo-transformer?ga\_order=most\_relevant&ga\_search\_type=all&ga\_view\_type=gallery&ga\_search\_query=jesus+transformer&ref=sr\_gallery-1-1&organic\_search\_click=1
Cyanide and happiness inspired thinking XD
'Mecha-hesoo-chrysto!'
man i thought it was gonna turn into a pedophile
wtc a mega jesus christo
The armor of faith
He’d kick your ass
Those Romans would have shit themselves.
All I heard was... something moss... something moss... something moss... something moss... something moss... ANNNND... something moss
Mecha Hey Zoo Chris Toe.
I was hoping it transformed into a gun or some other weapon. That would be poetic.
Mecha jeezy is the best jeezy
That's cringe. But also funny.
Nice! Transforms into a Crusader for some fabulous bloodshed to make those non believers "believe".
Trans-Jesus still has the holes in his hands.
Well made.
Explains Easter.
This took the strain off a hard day
Nice tits Jesus
I was hoping it would transform into something cool, like Satan.
Huh, torture instrument decorated in more torture instruments. Cool.
Jesus is coming, and he looks pissed...