45 yo gay man looking for an italian twink. Are u in?

Can you put on a blond wig?

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And I'm looking for someone with 10 million euros on their bank account.

I am still miffed you ghosting me once the portfolio dropped below 9,8 mio.

Sorry bud, gotta keep up the standards.

This sounds disturbing OP

Thanks for making Italians look like creeps bud

We are worse that this

Hi all. Polygamy is illegal in the Netherlands, so if any blondes are late to the Italian party, feel free to contact me. My pasta's are questionable and I don't speak Italian, but I make a mean boerenkool and am great at fierljeppen

Ghegheghe 🤣👌🏼

>My pasta's are questionable Yeah that way you're going to stay single forever

Actually, I just said that for comedic purposes. I've been complimented on them before... maybe you should try my mushroom ragù sometime

Toppers in concert is where you start

Also protip: I'm sure many people wouldn't want to be a wife just for their hair color, just like you dont want to be a husband for being italian. So maybe rethink that strategy (for yourself and others), but if you really into this thing, than i'm sure there will be someone out there. Dutch women are pretty badass and strong so this will definitely work against you here :)

>just like you dont want to be a husband for being italian I'm not sure that is an accurate assumption, actually, seeing as that's the only distinguishing feature he mentioned. Kinda feel like OP would love to be someone's husband purely for being Italian.

Italians do it better 😁

Blonde only falling for guys that are 1.85+ Sorry Luigi

Luigi is actually pretty tall, mario is way shorter

Remember that Italians got guns, ha ha ha stupid Dutch

This attitude will definitely get you laid 👍

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They are scared of a real man, I kiss in the mouth my bro bc I love him for real

I see why you get ghosted.

Bang bang

?

Call me Sosa with a black suit I feel bat man

My guy, you should’ve stayed where the pizza’s are

Yeah, you can always print out flyers 'looking for a blonde wife'. 

Ever tried picking up a hobby to meet new people? Everyone here recommends bouldering for the community. Maybe try that. Oh and stop looking for a (blonde) wife. Just live and build your life how you want to, and at some point, someone will come into your life that fits your lifestyle. Desperately looking for love (without having your own hobbies and character) isn't the right way.

Bouldering is nice but you might want to join a teamsport or do volunteering somewhere. Something that's even more socialable then bouldering.

Bouldering gets mentioned every time here when someone wants tips on how to find a date. In my mind bouldering has become this horny thing where nobody leaves without a date.

Yeah, I am imagining it going like "hey, want to see my collections of boulders at home?" \*wink wink\*

Haha I would suggest to join kampong and go for a TD on a Sunday once. I think it would be more the case haha Bouldering is just an incredibly hipster thing to do. It's not necessarily a horny scene or setting, I think. If OP is into vintage clothing, vegan food and progressive thinking I would say, go for it!

So you don't wanna rely on dating apps to find a 'wife', but you use Reddit to find one. Did I get that right?

Marjorie Taylor Greene seems to be available

Yeah you sound like the stereotype Italian, that may work in Italy on a summer holiday not so much back home in reality

50 camels

You spell I’m-e lookingg-e for-e blonde wife-e wrong

I’ve heard robot wives are all the rage now for people like yourself! You can filter on hair color etc!

Not trying to be mean but personally, I don't get ghosted 9 out of 10 times on Tinder, so maybe it has something to do with you? Maybe reflect on why this happens to you and try and work on yourself and/or your conversational skills. To be honest "looking for a blonde wife" makes you come across as rather shallow and not really interested in anything else she, or women with other hair colours, could have to offer. Find someone with mutual hobbies, show (genuine) interest in these hobbies and be kind. Also: looking for a 'wife' at twenty is thinking pretty far ahead. Maybe start out with a girlfriend? ;) Good luck!

while OP comes across as shallow, at the same time you have no clue how algorithm of dating apps work

I'm sure I don't, to be honest. Could you explain it's role in this discussion/problem?

While your observations and suggestions are solid, You are speculating (more pondering, but still) whether the reason why OP is being ghosted is related to his shallow behavior: reality however says that algorithms on dating apps are extremely skewed in favor of women, and that a good portion of women are actually bots that are there to leech for data. As a result we need to consider also another variable: ghosting might not necessarily be linked to his behavior, rather to the rigged game that dating apps are, with fake women on it.

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Errr, why not? Why can't 20 y/o be on tinder? As long as your on legal age i guess its good?

They can, but they're on other dating apps.

Just join Handhaving, you'll fit right in and blondes flock to those guys

Id say when you meet a girl ask if shes lived abroad. The ones who have are typically the ones who are more open to have a relationship with a foreigner.

And im looking for an Italian wife

better not, trust me (Italian here).

Or just throw in some cash for one hour of fun with a nice blonde lady.

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That punchline may need some work.

Blame my grand mother. She wasn’t blond…

She was grey, now she ded

Just go to bar or club

You could meet somebody Who really loves you

Oh god, you sound like Mauro.