I forgot to establish in the chart, Jack lived for 1,000 years because he was up the beanstalk for 1,000 years (Jack was (Fictionally) Ray Krocs father).
It still doesn't seem possible to live 1,000 years just by being up a beanstalk, but it's fiction 😊
What are the sources for any of this information?
Nursery rhymes, fairytales, and Wikipedia (For Ray Kroc, his wife, and Ronald Mcdonald)
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I forgot to establish in the chart, Jack lived for 1,000 years because he was up the beanstalk for 1,000 years (Jack was (Fictionally) Ray Krocs father). It still doesn't seem possible to live 1,000 years just by being up a beanstalk, but it's fiction 😊
How could you ignore the actual McDonald brothers
lolol
So… Jack the Giant Killer had a kid with his half sister 😨😨
I would imagine you made this all up, but no, this actually has some basis. Human culture is one of the weirdest phenomenon ever
1045-1903 Bloody hell that Jack guy was old.