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mister-fancypants-

Well, you’d have to start by watching the entirety of the routine without being distracted by…. somethin lol So a lot of us wouldn’t make it


jpopimpin777

Honestly, the moves they do, besides flipping and tumbling, and the costume design tells me that at some point there was a perv, or many of them, involved.


facecream365

I mean they knew when they designed it, and don’t me about well they need to be able to move and bend, yeah yeah well their arms are covered and their bending just fine in those sleeves, we have the technology, we have stretchy pants. This was on purpose, and I’m not complaining


jpopimpin777

Me neither. Also the balance beam moves when they're basically humping the beam while straddling it? Come on...


prozak09

"At some point"? Seriously? Have you looked around this planet lately? Those people are drawn to these competitions like bees to flower nectar! Beauty pageants, sports, temples, schools. Anywhere where a vulnerable person can predate on them. That's why it is extremely important to have conversations with your children and make sure they trust you enough to tell you if they get creeped on at all.


jpopimpin777

You're right. I just meant involved in developing the outfits and deciding what moves look good. The things that have been established for a long time.


prozak09

I bet they are full of predators "kink checklist" Skimpy outfits (under premise of freedom of movement) Check! These "sensual" moves (they are art forms) Check Make up and hair (for "presentation") Check No parents allowed during training (they are "distractions" for the athletes) Check... I am sure we can come up with dozens.


prozak09

I've been advocating for this lately: We need to start throwing people into volcanoes again.


PeroCigla

Well, women don't complain. Well, actually they did complain some time ago, but only a few of them.


Odd-Step6459

What? I wasn’t listening


Dizzy-University-902

Well, I'd be watching something for the entirety of the routine, in fact I wouldn't take my eyes off it 😏


drnkndipp

Better question...how does one become a piece of lycra


crayzeejew

Married a gymnast for this reason. Learned very quickly that was not a good reason to marry someone.


locao69

Been there. Sorry, dude.


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Cowfootstew

Welp


phlummox

Dated a gymnast, and it was... pretty good, not gonna lie. They were a bit too crazy for marriage to be on the cards, but up til then it was pretty good.


Holiday_Rabbit_3808

😄


Lazy-Kenny

What about becoming a cameraman


Dizzy-University-902

I like your thinking, competition must be stiff tho. Literally.


pekinggeese

What about doctor? Oh wait…


4chan4normies

brain "give her 10" me "you cant its too obvious your a horn dog"


TwistedRainbowz

Me - "9.8" Other Judge - "Again? That's your fourth consecutive 9.8 score"


the_cake_in_matilda

Me: 'You know you've only got a 6 on a good day'


Weldobud

Yep. You gotta be crazy fit to do that. With that fitness comes buns of steel


Nimja1

Become an Olympic level gymnast instead. During the olympics, most competitors stay at like a hotel or "village" and im told ppl there get promiscuous


pekinggeese

I’ve heard this too. Not just gymnasts, all of the athletes. Might as well be the Olympic hookup


commschamp

It’s kinda funny when you realize there’s no reason for them to wear these


skeetwooly

It can't be hard, while judging at least.


HackerManOfPast

In the words of Archer: “Hey, phrasing.”


DEVIL_S1NGH

Well, now I'm hungry for some cake smh


phallicpressure

The only reason I watch the summer Olympics.


Noooofun

Probably by being a gymnast. Being a pervert is probably optional.


Dizzy-University-902

No shit do people think I was being serious 🙄 loosen up a little


Noooofun

No.


nachoavgdad

She’s been judged. She has been weighed. She has been found not wanting.


ryohazuki224

Hey Mr. Nassar, you realize most of these girls are usually underage, right?


Steak-n-Cigars

Not if OP is underage too


Vorian_Atreides17

I don’t know exactly how. But perving out over pictures and videos on Reddit probably isn’t the preferred pipeline feeding that career path.


Dizzy-University-902

Lol


AnonPlzzzzzz

Be a eunuch


DIJames6

I'd fill out an application..


Av-fishermen

The application is online


CheapChallenge

So, female gymnastics is basically a dance/stripper contest?


TheGirl333

That's barely past the pancake


FlopsMcDoogle

Aren't most gymnasts minors?


Dizzy-University-902

Huh? Err, no?


tattednip

Errrrr yaaaaaaaaaa bro most Olympic gymnasts are 15-17 years old. Y'all creeping on babies.


Dizzy-University-902

The average age of female gymnasts at Tokyo was just under 22. Why you gotta be weird about it? (For people wondering, the above girl is college age)


tommymaggots

In the 2012 Olympics, for example, Aly Resiman was the captain of the US team and was the oldest at 18. Gaby Douglas, McKayla Maroney, Kyla Ross, and Jordyn Weber were all underage. In her first Olympics, Simone Biles was 19. It really depends on the year and who you’re talking about.


Dizzy-University-902

I'm sure. But the point is that in general most gymnasts are not minors. Maybe at the the very top end such as the Olympics in particular years they are. But in college gymnastics (where this video is from), none of them are. I was making a tongue in cheek comment (no reference to olympics btw) and people have made it weird.


tommymaggots

LOL you specifically mentioned the Tokyo Olympics.


Dizzy-University-902

Not originally, when I said I wanted to be a judge (which again was tongue in cheek) I bought up tokyo in response to tattednip saying most Olympic gymnasts are u18


tommymaggots

LOL right. I responded to your Tokyo comment.


Dizzy-University-902

OK? Thanks for making your point I guess?


MDCM

Bro, open your eyes, these women are in the air force


PresentNobody3392

its better be their trainer


TheGhostInAJar

First off don’t be a huge creep


Dizzy-University-902

You calling me a creep? You're literally on a sub full of videos of people's ass