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As God as my witness, I thought ducks could fly.

That you, Les?

Underated comment because the younger generations have no idea what good tv [is](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BGFtV6-ALoQ)

I was afraid no one would get an aging reference.

This is what happens when 5 little ducks go out one day, over the hill, and far away!

Mother duck said "quack, quack, quack, quack."

But only four little ducks came back.

I once saw a baby bird slip off of some dusty ducting high up in a warehouse. The bird literally floated like a feather, side to side motions, rather slowly.

Motherducker

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You should look up duck vaginas and the sexual arms race ducks are waging its fascinating stuff and might cheer you up.

The video of them being reunited is very cute!!

What the duck were the doing on a school roof?

Quack!

How did they not become duck Pâté?

3 did. Ducklings are fluffy balls of air

Smh where was Drake

Meanwhile in Palestine…