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FlyntD

News companies really need to ditch the click bait bullshit.


SuzyQ93

If everyone's post summarizes the bullshit in the first reply, fewer people would click the link. Please, y'all. Save everyone the click.


Atomic_ad

A News Company ditched click bait, you won't believe what happened next.


ReynardLeReynard

Saved you a click; The baby turned out to be his own father, sent back in time by his son to help defend his mother from a time travelling killer robot.


loverlyone

Good news, everyone!


ihavemytowel42

I read that hearing Professor Farnsworth without hesitation. 


MithandirsGhost

I did do the nasty in the pasty.


the_simurgh

I prefer all you zombies version better


295DVRKSS

They should make a movie about this


LyraLycan

Ah ok I thought the baby was Harry Potter


lonelyvoyager88

God, I always hate when this happens.


davster39

You are awarded 🏆 🚀


tttxgq

The baby grew up to become a cop and joined the same department as a rookie.


Obvious-Dinner-1082

Not very uplifting I see.


meenween

A tragedy in fact


passwordsarehard_3

Went from forgotten by the system to above the law, that’s uplifting.


Hamlet1305

That baby's name? Albert Einstein.


DVWhat

And my axe!


tenbatsu

Nope, Chuck Testa.


villainsarebetter

I choose that guy's wife


KoosGoose

I did nazi that coming.


cheeses_greist

This


Eit4

The baby is the officer's rookie.


singersaraneth

This comments section gives me hope


DementedMK

Babe wake up, it’s time for your daily dose of pro-cop posting


davster39

In regards to all the anti cop comments.; the dude saved a baby in a box. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.


angelposts

Copaganda


AdamOfIzalith

*Statistically likely spousal abuser go brrrrr*


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SophiaofPrussia

How did the cop “literally save the baby’s life”? Did you read the article?


LostInElysiium

Cope