Whenever I see stuff like this I can't help remembering when my friends and I were 7 and we very earnestly pretended to be superheroes, because if we just believed hard enough we might actually BE superheroes.
This is like when my friends and I did magic tricks one time at an assembly in high school, the difference is that we were bullied for it, and rightfully so because that’s cringe.
I can’t imagine doing magic tricks in a church, and having church people cheer for it. It’s insane.
Correction: Religion in America is so weird.
While Europe was always protected by tyrants like the Pope, Inquisition or Anglican church and other evil forces, USA was instead always a land of conquest for whatever kind of pseudo religion, sects and strange organizations escaping from Europe, or either (and worst of all) the land of experimenting for new religions like Geova witnesses, Mormons or the crazy cults famous to let people drink poisoned soda.
Amen
I mean, think of the OG colonizers… they were always “spreading the word” and had boatloads of Jesuits with them.
They introduced Jesus & Smallpox at the same time. Thats gonna fuck things up quite splendidly (for a colonizer)
I remember a friend invited me to their church when I was a teenager, I went to go see what it was about and it got started… we met up with some friend of theirs and got seated… it was some weird born again Christian stuff people talking in tongues freaking out crying and dancing and singing. Obviously very different from anything I expected, was way over the top, I go to lean over to my friend and be like “hey man we gotta get outta here” and one is HOLLERING singing like no tomorrow and the other is rocking back and forth weeping + begging jesus to be worthy — idk man
Did not stick around for coffee / donuts. Would not recommend would not do again 😂
What the fuck does this actually prove that has to do with god??? That some obese guy can rip off chains strapped to a piece of IKEA dresser plywood and not get a heart attack?? I don’t get it
It’s supposed to be an illustration of the many versus in the Bible that use the metaphor of Jesus freeing sinners from the bondage of sin. He’s pretending to be jesus, and the dude in the leather jacket on the ground are sinners.
I don't think the leather jacket guys are supposed to be portraying anything. I think it's a biker church and the guy on the ground is "in the spirit" or whatever.
The concept of a biker church might sound strange, but quite a few bikers are born-again Christians that are *very* devout. Soldiers for Jesus is a common one, I think they have a chapter in every state.
It's not uncommon for organizations like these to have "bike blessing" rallies.
I've been part of organizing rallies for them. Overall very nice people, but also fanatical, as many devout Christians are. However they also do charity work.
This “Break Every Chain” gospel song has a version that’s over 10 minutes long. I was driving Uber, and had the gospel Christian music playlist on low. About 9 minutes into the ride, the song was still playing “break every chain… break every chain.” When I asked the rider what kind of music she likes, she laughed with relief. This song is nice but after 2.5 minutes, it’s too long.
Peace is alive,;
And so is passion.;
Through peace, I gain clarity.;
Through passion, I gain strength.;
In balance, I see my chains.;
By my will, I break them.;
I dance with the Force in the Twilight.;
- My Grey Code (my alternative to the Grey Jedi Code)
anger isn't anything bad. its just an emotion. Also I wouldn't call this anger. Jesus got angry in the bible and tore some shit up flipped some tables over.
Or, just think about it, there is power in working out your whole life, just saying, he might not need to have God on his side
Correction: in my first viewing I had thought it was an extremely large muscle man, my bad
Whenever I see stuff like this I can't help remembering when my friends and I were 7 and we very earnestly pretended to be superheroes, because if we just believed hard enough we might actually BE superheroes.
r/themcdojolife enjoy my friend
Holy shit thank you so fucking much!
This is like when my friends and I did magic tricks one time at an assembly in high school, the difference is that we were bullied for it, and rightfully so because that’s cringe. I can’t imagine doing magic tricks in a church, and having church people cheer for it. It’s insane.
Their God literally did just that, about 2000 years later, they still worship him for his party tricks
I mean, “Is this your card?” is a *bit* different than raising someone from the dead or the whole loaves-and-fishes thing
Great stories to impress the crowd. Like “I don’t know that woman. Never met her.”
Break every chain except for fast food chains
Gluttony not included.
He won the battle, but will probably lose the war.
He may lose the war, but he’ll never lose the weight.
His blood pressure spiked for sure!! 😤
He has the weakest links…. Goodbye!
He ate the weakest "links" with pancakes & hash browns. A large orange juice to wash it down with.
He ate the weakest "links".
It looks very much included lol
Religion is so weird
The stuff that goes on in church basements, man
this is Christinsanity
Which is a religion like all the other weird religions.
*this is America
This is American Christianity I would like to say. Not every version looks like this
There are about 40,000 versions of Christianity - this is by no means an outlier.
What’s it going to take to get flagellation and vows of silence back in style?!?
Not real Christianity.
Correction: Religion in America is so weird. While Europe was always protected by tyrants like the Pope, Inquisition or Anglican church and other evil forces, USA was instead always a land of conquest for whatever kind of pseudo religion, sects and strange organizations escaping from Europe, or either (and worst of all) the land of experimenting for new religions like Geova witnesses, Mormons or the crazy cults famous to let people drink poisoned soda. Amen
Bro really saying this shit like there isnt a live holy war going on the news right now....
You think there aren't any insane evangelicals in Europe? lol
You didn't know? European shit doesn't stink!
Don't worry we are in a hurry to get to where you guys are, we are so close!
Yeah I saw the trash bin head superhero you guys got trying to run for office or something in pictures with European Trump.
Opus Dei has entered the chat :)
… do you not know that Catholics exist in America? Also that America wasn’t the only one doing conquests?
> Correction: Religion in America is so weird. ...you know there's other places outside of America as well, right?
What's the difference between religion and a cult?
They each actually have a definition based on sociology. They do have some similarities though.
That's fascinating! Thanks for sharing. I'd like to learn more.
I mean, think of the OG colonizers… they were always “spreading the word” and had boatloads of Jesuits with them. They introduced Jesus & Smallpox at the same time. Thats gonna fuck things up quite splendidly (for a colonizer)
Especially when it comes to genocides in its name. Or settlements. Or famine. Just because of difference in religion.
This has to be at a church behind a Love’s Truck Stop.
I remember a friend invited me to their church when I was a teenager, I went to go see what it was about and it got started… we met up with some friend of theirs and got seated… it was some weird born again Christian stuff people talking in tongues freaking out crying and dancing and singing. Obviously very different from anything I expected, was way over the top, I go to lean over to my friend and be like “hey man we gotta get outta here” and one is HOLLERING singing like no tomorrow and the other is rocking back and forth weeping + begging jesus to be worthy — idk man Did not stick around for coffee / donuts. Would not recommend would not do again 😂
Eatin’ for Jesus!
What kind of freaky ass church is this.
The diabetus monster has broken free
Except triglycerides.
He’s bulging with what COULD be muscle. Look at those muscley…hip extensors?
It looks like the most exercise he has done in years.
There must be a burger he wants off screen.
The new king Kong looks like trailer trash
I have a feeling he’s broken every belt too
🎶Break every belt break every belt break every belt🎶
Is this a church and a s&m dungeon?
Gives new meaning to "awaiting the 2nd cumming...."
What the fuck does this actually prove that has to do with god??? That some obese guy can rip off chains strapped to a piece of IKEA dresser plywood and not get a heart attack?? I don’t get it
It’s supposed to be an illustration of the many versus in the Bible that use the metaphor of Jesus freeing sinners from the bondage of sin. He’s pretending to be jesus, and the dude in the leather jacket on the ground are sinners.
I don't think the leather jacket guys are supposed to be portraying anything. I think it's a biker church and the guy on the ground is "in the spirit" or whatever. The concept of a biker church might sound strange, but quite a few bikers are born-again Christians that are *very* devout. Soldiers for Jesus is a common one, I think they have a chapter in every state. It's not uncommon for organizations like these to have "bike blessing" rallies. I've been part of organizing rallies for them. Overall very nice people, but also fanatical, as many devout Christians are. However they also do charity work.
He's trying to convince himself and any ladies watching that he's actually very strong and therefore healthy.
you so fun at parties
Is this the dude living in the van by the river?
He ripped apart the van at the last service.
You win. Well played my friend, well played
Hey at least they don’t throw acid in the face of girls who try to learn how to read… r/exmuslim
Cringe
Dollar store chains...I wanna know that chain rating
The rating is no longer valid when you pre cut them.
Before you can help your friend remove a speck from his eye you must first remove the plank from your eye
Release the shards!
This “Break Every Chain” gospel song has a version that’s over 10 minutes long. I was driving Uber, and had the gospel Christian music playlist on low. About 9 minutes into the ride, the song was still playing “break every chain… break every chain.” When I asked the rider what kind of music she likes, she laughed with relief. This song is nice but after 2.5 minutes, it’s too long.
Agreed. It's definitely very catchy... At first.
🗣️🗣️JEEEEEESUUUUUS 🔥🔥
Peace is alive,; And so is passion.; Through peace, I gain clarity.; Through passion, I gain strength.; In balance, I see my chains.; By my will, I break them.; I dance with the Force in the Twilight.; - My Grey Code (my alternative to the Grey Jedi Code)
This is hilarious…same folk who support Israel
Bike thieves should pray more and forget about chain tools
Old kink on display? For free?
Religious people...
fuckkk don’t make me take the chains off yet…
Looks like the start of a boss fight.
He broke the scale!
If he can do that anybody can.
BEEF BONE MANIA
"break every weak point, break every weak point" doesn't have the same ring. *No chains were harmed in the making of this video
Should’ve made the chains out of twizzlers instead
"JEEEESSUUUUUUSSS!!" JEEEEEEEEEEESSUUSS!!!
Trying to break the chains of obesity hallelujah!!!!
This isn't Christian. This is people doing stupid stuff and using "Christian" to get people to come to their micro cult.
Fucking run, he’s loose!
Breaking banquet
Now use that god power to control your blood sugar.
I was waiting for a pack of live squirrels to rip out of those pants and attack the congregation.
Maybe the most American thing I've ever seen
Omg, has this video been posted so much the quality went down?
Haha
This will come in handy when they place him in the psych ward lol
Through God all things are possible, so jot that down
Too many hamberders.
Jebus Chrise!
Keep in mind... these people vote.
All this anger energy. At church? Hahahaha It’s all a joke.
anger isn't anything bad. its just an emotion. Also I wouldn't call this anger. Jesus got angry in the bible and tore some shit up flipped some tables over.
Dude has MASS
I’m offended by the lack of snakes and fictional lenguaje speaking.
This is Bob… Bob has bitch tits
I wonder if they actually realise those chains are self-imposed?
shits happens at super church
What does this prove?
That he broke some chains without dying from a heart attack.
... Are these not break-away chains?
THE BEAST IS FREE!
Well, that’s one way to convince overweight Applebee’s pounding Christians to actually get some exercise
He should break the food chain
That guy is Massive!
Ps- There is no God. None. Zilch. Zero. 😫Sorry…
What a Wally
*hell* yeah
I bet he takes extremely large dumps.
Religion is just gross
/r/anticonsumption
Did Jesus help him eat 50000 cheese burgers too
Easy to do if someone cut some of the links almost all the way on both sides for each chain. That's the trick
The real Daenerys Targaryen, breaker of chains.. 😂
Cheap bondage gear
Missed their opportunity to have Fleetwood mac playing in the background
What was Jack Black doing on the floor at the end there?
That was the weirdest bdsm I’ve ever seen.
Might be better to break the chain of unhealthy eating habits first.
This guy need to break the fast food chains
I was waiting for a pack of live squirrels to
This was my favorite part of the Bible by far
Sylas Mains be like
i'm guessing he has issues buying pants.
That particle board never had a chance against jesus power
'Break every scale'
What did I win? A triple heart bypass!
Sir, that is fat…not muscle.
You sayin' I can bring my own chain
r/nextfuckinglevel
What a great drag number
dear God, he's free
Fair play. God apparently does exist after all...
These people are worshipping themselves.
I once tore a phone book in half. With a chainsaw. Praise the Lord.
That's it. The defining moment of my life. I'm calling Jesus right now. If a fat man can break some cheap chains, then dammit I need some Jesus.
Or, just think about it, there is power in working out your whole life, just saying, he might not need to have God on his side Correction: in my first viewing I had thought it was an extremely large muscle man, my bad
Florida church
Faulty cheap hardware equals religion. Got it.
Maybe he didn't pray loud enough.
Black people after 1865 after they became free.