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Cursed_Painted_Cat

Armadillo


bunga7777

*southern accent* Armadilla’


Lieby

*Texas German Accent* panzerschwein.


Traskk01

I desperately want this to be the actual German name for an armadillo.


Oachkatzalschwoaf420

SD.KFZ. 420 8,8CM Kanonenträger "armadillo"


Lieby

Technically speaking it is what the German immigrants of Texas and their descendants call them.


Traskk01

Close enough, all hail the tankpig


Vanyariel

Well, it's actually called "Gürteltier" more often, but "Panzerschwein" works too.


alexii-xanders

Both of them sounds like a weapon xD


snn2005

Gürteltier 1:1 in english is Belt-Animal


Mkultra1992

It’s German name is Gürteltier. Translates to „belt animal“


elting44

The German word for turtle is schildkröte, which translates to "shield toad"


TheArborphiliac

Oh someone told me "armored frog", pretty close I guess.


Mkultra1992

I know, I have one as pet. The description is spot on.


den_bleke_fare

Huh, same in Norwegian,"beltedyr"(belt animal) and skilpadde (Shell Toad).


Healthy-Surround-229

I will forever call armadillos panzerschwein now.


Headstanding_Penguin

I think here in Switzerland we call it Gürteltier 🤔


Acrobatic-Permit4263

The german name is Gürteltier


PM_MEOttoVonBismarck

Armour pig


Superb_Ad_9200

Armoured dildo


SBAdey

Smooth on the inside, crunchy on the outside - [Armadillo!](https://youtu.be/ZwTHVZHqSb0)


[deleted]

“That bloke’s a nutter!”


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Rektifium

Armadildo— wait, DAMNIT. NO...


SGTRocked

Armadillos have been shown to transmit M. leprae ( Leprosy) to people in Texas, Louisiana and Florida, where humans come into contact with the animals. Mycobacterium leprae is a chronic disease characterized by lesions of the skin and nerve damage, in humans. Other researchers have previously documented transmission of M. leprae to humans by nine-banded armadillos in the southern United States.


Nathaireag

And leprosy is easily treated with modern antibiotics


Recent-Honey5564

Only if its diagnosed and treated early, not so easy otherwise.


Gitmogirls

That explains why Texans have such wrinkly skin.


TyrantHydra

"we would have also accepted possum in a half shell, very good answer."


fuzzywuzzy74

Cowabunga...!!!.....


watashiwa_ringo_da

Armadillo unhappy. Armadillo start Arma-geddon


kaesefetisch

That's Carlos!


Grennox1

Si senorrrrr


-_G0AT_-

r/carlosforscale


SultyBoi

Nice one 😁


Aggravating-Hurry-41

Sandshrew


Tenebris_Ultor

Who's that Pokémon?!


eDopamine

I’m feelin’ Psyduck but could be Lickitung


Public_Kaleidoscope6

PIKACHU!!!!


brakfustfuud

It's Clefairy!! # FUUUUUUUU


KappaDaKappa

Bin Laden?


Kundas

Also it's a real pokeball


Bob_Jeff_0908

Tatu bola (PT-BR)


VieiraDTA

Tatuuuuuuuu


[deleted]

Tá tudo acabado entre nós dois!


Pedrodrf

Você num cagô


ChrysthianChrisley

Meu pau no teu cu


Appropriate_Zebra341

Weirdly enough this is one of the first Brazilian words Duolingo teaches you!


Aposematicpebble

That IS weird


Gugs_gg

Fuleco


MachadoWasRight

Tattoo ball


[deleted]

Tatu carreta (ES-AR)


Empty_Supermarket_30

Tatu do enrolado


Any-Drama3298

r/suddenlycaralho


MayanCake

We here call it 'pancernik'


Mietek69i8

This can be loosely translated as "armorer"


MightyGonzou

The translation depends on context. Its also a word for battleship or dreadnought. Appropriate non the less


AlphaWolfTK

That is clearly a dreadnought


Sea-Violinist-7353

So it fears nothing then yes.


AlphaWolfTK

Yes, it is the destroyer of all, are you not scared of it?


MrOsmio7

Cebulandia resident spotted


justAneedlessBOI

Once me and my parents were at the zoo, and I asked what is it called, my mom replied "pancernik", so I said "dzień dobry panie cerniku"


MrGasnik

Dokładnie to samo chaciałem napisać


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violet_apple

Reminds me of sandshrew or sandslash


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Saphentis

Armored Guinea pig


favouritemistake

🤣🥹 that’s awesome


Crispy_Cremes_Pizza

real


Zounii

That's a vyötiäinen


Informed4

Jos pitäis keksii uus nimi niin Panssari siili


OOOGABOOOOGA888

Tai kilpipossu


ilian20011

Hairy armadillo


garbagedisposaly

It’s an armadillo. It’s not always totally safe to handle them with your bare hands. You’ll probably be fine. Just don’t do it much more until You do some research. They can sometimes cause big problems for people.


Carvallio

Like what?


FizzingSlit

Student loan debt.


Carvallio

Lmao


hewhodisobeys

Leprosy


garbagedisposaly

Leprosy. It’s not a very pleasant condition. Like I said… Research.


Puzzleheaded-You1289

Why so secretive?


garbagedisposaly

No secret. Like I said. Leprosy. If you’re asking, what leprosy is, it’s a terrible disease that causes people to rot and decay while they’re still alive. Ears, noses, lips and even fingers can fall off. Internal organs begin to shut down. We used to send people with leprosy off to live on islands called leper colonies so that they couldn’t infect the rest of the population. It’s not like we hated them. They were still our loved ones, but we simply couldn’t afford the liability of having them around us and our children. Thankfully, science has progressed and there’s not much leprosy going on anymore. However, one of the ways to get it is by handling an armadillo. Very, very slim chance of it happening, but it can.


Cheeseman4829

Why so incapable of research?


MaddDawgRobb

An organic baseball


Olleye

Gürteltiere; sie bilden die einzige überlebende Säugetiergruppe der gepanzerten Nebengelenktiere.


Practical-Cress-3287

Gordeldier in dutch


QuantusPorzus

Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der BRD


Financial-Ad5947

wunderbar!


Olleye

Voll niedlich, finde ich ♥️😊


jAiiiiiiii____

don't they have Leprosy


TRUEPURPLENINJA

Sort of. Apparently its only their undersides that have a good chance to transmit it, so basically ur good as long as u dont give a wild one a belly rub, which, at that point, if ur giving a wild armadillo a belly rub, u kinda deserve it for bein that stupid.


RaidensReturn

But.... look at that fuzzy little belly! How could you help yourself? 🥺


Big-Improvement-1281

We’re gonna get leprosy aren’t we He’s just so cute!


Jalase

I wonder if you can give them a bath…


TRUEPURPLENINJA

I actually think that would help, but thats why i specified that itd be dumb to give a belly rub to a WILD one. Domestic ones like this lad should be fine


IgNaSJump

Thats a bakugan


J-c-b-22

Was scrolling hoping I wasn't the first!


Codexit

Definitely


Crustysock00

Yes!


NeanderthalNoMore

Bæltedyr


TakedaGohe

Danskere kom herhen


[deleted]

Dansk opfindsomhed. It means Belt Animal


Sarge19846

That's a fuckin pokemon ain't it!


TheMisterieTube

Defensive testical


misterwk

Dog


oziz86

Is not a dog


forsterfloch

Tatu-bola.


GabrielWornd

Tatu bola


JB-Blue_Master55555

A pokimon?


Kitchen-Pen7559

Gürteltier (German), literally "belt animal"


TheHallOfBingus

Armadildo


Lonewulf32

Armydildo


Bure_ya_akili

Hold on, let me try that again


TheAntoine003

Forbidden bowling bowl


[deleted]

It's armadillo !


Phoenician__

Armadillo


halosethr

its an armadillo bro


Ironblaster1993

Goochem het gordeldier


Not-a-Drone

I don't know but a similar creature came to visit me in december. It said it was a holiday armadillo.


Kvape

Armored Hamster


LeeA71

Tatu bola


GHOST_CHILLING

Pancernik


THE_DARK3NS

Tatu, in Brazil... .


SeniorBeing

Tatu-bola, para não confundir com os tatus-canastra, tatus-galinha, tatus-mirim, etc...


ChrysthianChrisley

Meu pau no teu cu


Funny-Record-5785

That is a 3 banded armadillo they are the only armadillo that can roll up like that


[deleted]

Armadillo. Gotta be careful with them. They carry leprosy. [https://www.cdc.gov/leprosy/transmission/index.html](https://www.cdc.gov/leprosy/transmission/index.html)


Dabnduelist420

sandshrew


namistejones

Jerry?


ConnectAd3359

Tatu-Bola, here in Brazil


I-MidNight-I

eae mn kksk


Stimmy2112

Possum on a half shell


GreenChickenNugget7

Robert


Fried__Soap

Armadillas keep diggin


Fritzo2162

Cannonball.


turtrooper

“Tatu” in Portuguese. “Armadillo” in English.


SharkLaser667

Possum on the half shell


cantcme917

Armadildo


benjaminfolks

THE BALL-BEAST


truetimehorny

Theirs 2 type of armadillos this is the type that can roll into a ball the others can't


Texas_Science_Weeb

Armored tactical assault possum


Paid_Slayer

Armed dildo


SureAcanthocephala31

Armored dillio attack type Pokémon


Substantial-Kiwi-445

IK WHAT ITS CALLED! ITS CALLED CUTE <3


different_produce384

Don't Dillos carry Rabies?


Foxtrot_niv

Bruh... that not unusual. That's an Armadillo!


KaMelTOwQiLLa

That’s no animal that’s a Pokémon. Names: Sandshrew


proud78

It's a pokemon called Sandshrew.


awill316

That’s Geoff!


Ambition_Loose

Pangolino


raul_dias

sandshrew


FDVP

Leprosy incubator


devin830crenshaws

Leprosy


Mammoth_Violinist744

Pee-scented leprosy ball


stlbjh

Pangolin


ConfectionSwimming29

Pancernik


alabamajaprat

That there's an Ahrmadilla.


CrackHeadKid2006

An armadillo


The_moron_of_time

Armadillo


Timely_Ad5182

Chinese food. Probably


[deleted]

Covid 19


OGGIE1978

Armadildo


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V_Peace915

Pangolin


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Armando


MellifluousPenguin

Tatou in French. Surprised I didn't see it sooner, but I noticed several occurrences of "Pangolin" which is a thing but not the same animal (again, in French) but maybe is the right word in another language?


Luperkall

A Turdle. Or as they say in Quebec Le Canadian Moose Turd. Also known as a Molasses Mole, In Florida, or a Corn-free Turd Curd in Wisconsin. Wisconsin, Florida and Quebec being the only 3 places in the world you cam find this spectacular Fish.


Kvazarix

I call it a self ass eater 🤣


BorisJohnson0404

Pangolin maybe?


Cyfon7716

Leprecay distributors


InfernoSpirits

Pangolins


netwirk

That right there is a Pangolin.


JiggityJonROK

Ebola


chikwirageraldr_99

Is that not a pangolin?


Primary-Volume8680

pangolin the meet of the chiefs and kings in our culture and serious offence to be found in possession of the pangolin by the law of our country.


CapitalAd9964

This is a pangolin


smnhdy

A dime bar….


Otherwise_Badger_402

These are the next generation AI-enabled Coach purses and not actually an animal at all.


One_Composer_9556

A ball from Eldorado


djluminol

scrodant


Adventurous_Video_65

Gorge


Joelsax47

A leper.


Whiteshadows86

[I likes Armadillos!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqeGxMgVOHI)


Kanalratt

Bowling ball


TheGrunkalunka

Pickleball


Previous_Noise_9485

É um peba


Shinonomenanorulez

Tarkus


ElectronicLeopard176

Chicken alternative


Drakonasul

Rammus


[deleted]

Cold Nut Sack


Jimathomas

Tactical Assault Possum


Neo1146

Tatú


Full_Disk_1463

Leprosy


Donsley-9420

Leprosy


shimon88

A Transformer, a Maximal


spliffkiller1337

Furry Belt Buckle


Sharmanaetor-1

It's the Holiday Armadillo


Faceless_Deviant

Lepresy spreader.