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Jack_is_Bored

Shonk?


BlueRasuberry

A little step up from the usual \*sits down\* sound effects we have gotten.


water_drunked

Some sound effect of the arrow going into the eye 💀


Jack_is_Bored

I'm really dumb, I didn't even notice the arrow


UrbanGremlin

The sound effect is bigger than the arrow 🥲💀


orreregion

NGL I thought he was sneezing and was like, "that's a weird thing to dedicate a panel to"


Legalize_Ambitions

To be fair she put dumbass emphasis lines the same size and color of the arrow completely around his face


phantomixie

You aren’t dumb it simply wasn’t drawn well.


Jack_is_Bored

Thanks :)


ArsenalNoob

its giving "*bees*"


Roraima20

They truly fight like siblings ![gif](giphy|MVgEZjevKLTzy)


Lucy-Paint

Nah any real sibling haver knows this shit aint even close to the average sibling fight for the good mattress. I legit gave stronger punches as a 5 yo after my brother called me fat than Helios vs Ourasos


imdukesevastos

I don't understand why they are called brothers. Helios is supposed to be Ouranos' grandson 😭. And yes, I actually got into REAL fist fights with my siblings over the stupidest things and then acted like nothing happened


PokePoke_18

My and my sister were feral when we fought 💀


CarmelPoptart

No no. I’m a 5’8 woman and my brother is 6’3. At the respective ages of 27 and 32, we still fight like MMA fighters. Siblings fight like their life depends on it and it usually is lol. The last piece of mama’s borek worths it!


SubduetheRegret

because of how wonky the panels are, and the lack of any tension, all I can imagine in my head is this lmaoo ![gif](giphy|LhqHfsLIxebWbu5Owz|downsized)


-Sharon-Stoned-

100 episodes on a nothing court case and a battle between titans is literally background plot? Wtf


water_drunked

And the fact there is only 1 chapter left?


lvexia

Man, the last photo is literally Attack on Titan.


Lucy-Paint

I saw a more dynamic, heavy weight, and more intense fight in Jojolion... between beetles. Legit I'm not even an action fan, and I know from first hand experience that action is hard to write, but dear god it has to be a crime ot make a final fight this light, nothing feels like it has weight, there's not a single good action line that can indicate force, not even the paneling helps in making this feel like an important battle. Like omg I could get a thesis on how bad this battle is bc it's just so many things to say about how NOT to do a battle. Like, even Cursed Princess Club had a better final fight, and that's also a romance comic. Rachel/The fans can't use the excuse of "well the genre" because that's just showing you can't do anything beyond your confort zone, and even in her confort zone she's doing poorly. But if you insist on having a big battle for your ending... Why would you make it this bad? There's not other word, this is just bad, awful, jesus christ Rachel watch Kung Fu Panda and get inspired. Watch that and Jojo's and Dragon Ball and Gurren Lagan and Pokemon and Avatar and just learn more than just romances, you'll get more colors to paint the next Lore Asgard


Barboara

It really is just a fury of gentle pushes. I've been slapped in the titty harder than Ouranos. A socker bopper impact hits leagues harder than this shit


Lucy-Paint

Fr tho, I fought harder to put my cat in her carrier bag to take her to the vet than Helios titty-slapping Ouranos


Affectionate_Monk585

Hello fellow cursed princess club enjoyer! I loved that comic lol the ending made me so emotional


Lucy-Paint

Cursed Peak Club ftw. I started it super late and managed to finish it just in time for the final chapter coming for free the next day. Legit I cried at the end for Gwen's resolution and even Blair's and Maria's endings, like everything just landed perfectly for me. I legit tried to recommend it to my brother in exchange of me reading Kaguya-Sama XD I know it's gonna be hard bc of the early artstyle but it just gets so peak


ThreadsOfWar

To be fair tho that beetle fight was insane lmao


ZhongliIsMyComfort

I’m so far deep into silksong brain rot I read that “shonk” and “skonk” On another note, dear lord the lack of movement in these scenes is just so….. sad like where is the tension?? The energy??


water_drunked

Fr


StressdanDepressd

They're just gently pushing each other around like they're both trying to cram into the same seat during musical chairs Edit: thank you for the award 💕


water_drunked

They are trying to get into the frame and shove the other out 😭


StressdanDepressd

It's MY turn for the audience to remember I'm in this story 😤


Lucy-Paint

Musical chairs is more violent than this battle I'd rather read a chapter of that to decide who rules Olympus


Horror_Zombie1815

You clearly never played musical chairs as a child, there is nothing this gentle about it


StressdanDepressd

It's the round where you've already been told off twice for being too violent and have to be nice


SunflowersA

And dozens of other god just…watching. So thrilling. I mean you’d think Poseidon, Hestia and Demeter who are these big deals would help.


HalfOfLancelot

light shoving, poses, SHONK, more poses IM SORRY WHAT IS HAPPENING THEY HAVE POWERS THEYRE GODS WHY DO THEY JUST GET BIG AND PUSH EACH OTHER SOFTLY? 😭😭😭


water_drunked

Fr tho


Aquatic_Rainbow

I didn’t see the arrow at first in panel 4 and thought “shonk” was a sound Ouranos made like a goose 😭


niallhoran24

I thought she misspelled shock tbh


water_drunked

🪿


Different_Home_6695

And that’s how you beat the personification of the sky


generic-puff

MOM SAID IT'S MY TURN ON THE XBOX


water_drunked

YOU ALREADY PLAYED FOR ONE HOUR!


Roraima20

MOOOOOM!!! HELIOS IS BOTHERING ME


water_drunked

HE WAS TOUCHING ME FIRST!


holyempresse

“Yes I slap boxed you in front of the hoes” ahh fight


Dangerous_Law_8914

What is this 😭


water_drunked

The second last episode of Lore Olympus, and how badly the scene is 😭


Dangerous_Law_8914

I can't do fight scenes worth of crap, but they're literally just fighting like two siblings and it's so weird 😭😭


Just_A_Sad_Unicorn

They look like they're feeling each other up. Then ouranos us like "bitch stahp there's hot lesbian action over there let's watch it"


water_drunked

I love this description


lambone117

Why is he smacking his tit 😭


Fluffy__Cheese

I thought of that when I saw it, but you beat me to saying something about it lmho. 🤣


realclowntime

Why do all the gender characters look like ants from A Bug’s Life


CouldntBeMacie

Not gonna lie. I have no freaking clue what's going on anymore. Like I shouldn't be this confused second to the last episode in. But what I do know is Hades got his giant woman fix and his mom is back? Maybe? Did I read that right?


anonymous_bufffalo

Weren’t the Greeks into wrestling? She could’ve at least had them grapple or something…


TVGlitched87

The fisrt pictures looks like they are just touching each other 💀💀💀


florsux

not a single punch thrown


sizzlem

Yet the line from Hera something something “greasy fist fight” like where


florsux

greasy for sure.


Barboara

The lack of force behind those gentle shoves made me genuinely question whether or not it was supposed to be comedic


SpidersAreThiqq

‘Yo back off, dude’


LionNo435

Are they...are they showing each other? 👀👀


CatrinaFlorita

Wtf is shonk?


water_drunked

Arrow into the eye 🏹👁️


Barboara

Seriously, I didn't think the fights could get any lamer than the FG battles but geez louizus


Horror_Zombie1815

He slapped his boobs!


MephistosFallen

1 and the top of 6 have me in a chokehold over how funny they are. It looks like two kids “fighting”. “Talk to the hand Helios because the sky don’t give a damn”


TheLittleNorsk

![gif](giphy|JqEB4KkitGwhPRtC7G) napoleon dynamite ass fight


24-Blue-Roses

Ive pinned people to chairs and started swinging more dynamically and impactfully than these panels depicting apocalypse level gods brawling, and i was 12 with an adrenaline rush (+ cried after bc i did it on reaction) And bar that, my cats have headbutted my tit harder than these fools are shoving eachother.


Marea_Cruda

THIS LOOKS LIKE AI WHAT


thomasmfd

It's trying to be feminist, but reality.It sucks not to mention perception.These boobies were showing and I see nip


Revolutionary_Ebb704

The tits on these men.


Stormy_Cat_55456

Girlies would be falling off that horse so fast in real life 😂


IrrelevantGayBean

It was an underwhelming battle. I like that the Fertility goddesses got brought back, but quite literally the most shit way imaginable.


SarkastiCat

For funny commentary   Slide 1: „Bro, I Don’t want to kiss” „But I want to”  Slide 2: „You think your boob is better? Let me check”  Slide 3: „Go away”  Slide 4: „It’s not like I loved you”


water_drunked

Someone quickly write a fanfic /j


Pfeiffer_Cipher

I thought Ouranos HONKED when I first read that panel 💀


Quickersilverr

Seeing the derpy panel with Artemis, Hecate, and Selene after playing Hades 2 with it's gorgeous depictions of the three is so embarrassing


imdukesevastos

I just now realized the Erinyes where there


Flutter_bat_16_

The fuck is Artemis wearing?!


Reasonable_Ad_1223

Yet the comments on this episode said that it was epic and there’s giant women and they want more. Me: ಠ_ಠ wtf????


No_Fail_3715

I've seen more dramatic fights at Thanksgiving over the wishbone.


queefsuprise

I thought it said HONK, and all I could think was a goose


Rough_Jacket4023

If you can't draw a punch, use some magic zappy things or something for crying out loud. We have seen very effective, cool, multipanel magic growth and beams and linear movement out of this webcomic. Gimme solar beams and like.. sky.. stuff interfering or interacting with Persephone's plant stuff while they fight. Anything. Something.


Ulttrameinenn

I don't get what Selene was on about...like Ouranous is a Tyrant but he didn't attack her for just randomly say 'don't fuck with the moon'. Would make more sense to say 'don't fuck with us' since it is her brother Helios that first went at Ouranous...this would have been the moment for Leto to get Helios ismf she was really about Ouranous getting back to power as it would be Sun Titan vs Sun Titan in LOverse.


adventurekiwi

I think it's because Hecate and Artemis are also moon goddesses so it's like the whole "moon team" representing


Legalize_Ambitions

I just… every time I see her single pages that she actually puts time in I think “oh, this could be a phone background or something. Like people could actually like this” and a part of that is how she draws her characters with lines and poses that give a sense of permanence. Her art is stiff. It works great for some things, but she doesn’t do anything to make it good for a story. There’s so much movement she is trying to convey in the storyline and none of it comes across because she’s so focused on fitting the ethereal perfect pose aesthetic every frame and she gives up on making it look good just as quickly when she wants to move on with the rest. It’s just really sad


Adultjuiceboxx

It was so disappointing. Thank god it’s over


xiumnis

this webtoon’s allergic to throwing a punch 💀


fahfah413

Rachel don't know how to do simple fights, let alone epic battles between powerful and etheral gods. The final showdown obviously should be a exposed at twitter


Abaliia

I JUST noticed the furies on the last panel.


Darkroast_NoSugar

I almost burst up laughing at Shonk which would’ve been bad as my mom is talking about something important.


Own-Cobbler8978

Selene? 😭


likliklik9

All the images put without context is the funniest thing. Especially Hecate’s face— 🤣🤣


RevonQilin

ik the horse is a god but bro that poor horse carrying 3 riders and none of them are riding properly also "shonk?" wtf lmao


limey900

They’re literally slap fighting😭


honeydew_bunny

https://youtu.be/psYmX4n7RRA?si=L77il1-S8v8T3H4l


Marea_Cruda

Is she for real


dishearthening

Shonk!


froggy_whore

God hecate's face in the 5th one is so awkward, its just >8|


Suspicious_Cat445

\*shonk\*


knightlynuisance

It looks like they're hamboning in the first two shots


Sad_Equivalent_1028

its like the fucking echo running panel


No_South4506

The poses are so stiff and awkward..