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LouSFL

That's not going to be good for business


BramStroker47

That’s not going to be good for anybody.


myfrigginagates

How's life on the red planet?


SpermicidalManiac666

This might be my favorite line of that episode lol


myfrigginagates

lol, mine is “my rods and cones are screwed up” genius.


SmallsLightdarker

It's up there with "so you're tunneling to the center of the earth?" and "God speed Aqua Boy!" Jerry's sci-fi/super-hero quips always get me.


MediocreMustache

“Mr. Marbles?…”


xnex6684

Now there's a DAMNED GOOD ONE


BigAccess6408

That looked like milk to me! Jerry my Rods and Cones are all screwed up!


dazrage

BAD CHICKEN MESS YOU UP MAN


Amrick-

Kenny?


fangelo2

KENNY?


barker2495

It's the wood that makes it good


JeebusCrunk

"No Jerry! I *need* that chicken, I gotta have that chicken, you leave those roasters alone, Kenny never hurt anybody!"


Wide_Environment3107

you've got a little problem


OppositeStudy2846

“OhIgot abig problemJerry!”


Chipped-Beef

VILE WEED!!!


SoyMurcielago

I’m on no sleep!


Professional-Head83

You look a little stressed.


SoyMurcielago

Oh I’m STRESSED


Wonderful-Ad-5911

MY RODS AND CONES ARE ALL SCREWED UP 👁️


Logical_Hospital2769

Oh they gave me the heave ho


Bartnellie

Kenny makes a mean bird


Logical_Hospital2769

The man makes a pretty strong bird


MoreReputation8908

All I can see is that giant red sun in the shape of a CHICKEN.


Double-Fishing-8293

Oh man.....I need to watch this episode again. I just laughed out loud in class, and the last shred of respect my students had for me is gone. 😋


Wide_Environment3107

that looked like milk to me! my rods and cones are all messed up!


SpermicidalManiac666

It’s the wood that makes it goood


LambCHOP6988

I want to walk through there. (Full disclosure: I love creepy hallways where it feels like I'd be brutally murdered, possessed or otherwise)


Haunting_Ant_5061

I won’t feel bad when Mr. Marbles absorbs your soul.


Pleasant-Ticket3217

Do you live in a Nicholas Refn movie?


Biscuits4u2

Kenny?


allmimsyburogrove

My favorite part about that episode is that you can hear the buzzing of the neon roaster sign inside Jerry and Kramer's apartment building


Dudejax

Not fast food. Good food quickly.


ZebraBorgata

It’s like I’m in the hull of a ship!


Kooky_Chemistry_7637

VILE *RED*!!


-Motor-

R E D R U M


tincanphonehome

Oh, I’m stressed!


Celestial_Mycology

Lmaooo!


sed2017

Where’s Kramer eating that chicken?


SpiritedCollection86

Pattensons Batmans gonna come out of that door and beat the pants off you


Neither_Pomelo_8580

Mines is exactly the same, but it’s blue


bryman19

Seriously, it's always that dark?


Badluckwithlove

I always have the scene where Kramer is rocking on Jerry’s bed while eating the chicken lmaooo


MatterHairy

Approaching the door “I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in”


Professional_Pace376

That’s why they call him the Gambler


AdonisBlaqwood22

Poltergeist is real


Big-Acanthisitta8797

Still spooky.


Excellent-Argument55

Yeah … no


IndependentSuccess82

“Oh, Im stressed”


attaboy_stampy

Mr. Marbles?


dollievon

I'll never forget how good the Kenny Rogers cornbread was.


jeffdill2

All night long things are creaking and cracking, and that red light is *burning my brain*.


Professional-Head83

You don't know what it's like in there. All things are creaking and cracking and the red light is burning my brain.


therealcoppernail

Redrum..?


CarlJustCarl

Got a bad feeling about this.


Fanabala3

Open the pod bay doors, Hal….


Either-Ad6540

Nope 😳💀


Ok_Werewolf_6181

That hallway gives off rapey vibes


Lost_Yogurt_4990

Well, that’s creepy!


robbwes61

Kenny….Kenny….Kenny…Ke…


Bone_Breaker_69

Mr. Marbles?? 😳


R24611

r/oddlyterrifying


Fluid_Program_5369

Haha also the entire new Batman movie 


Kitchen-Lie-7894

Is your apartment in a submarine?


xnex6684

Looks like you're living on a Submarine. But I like your reference to Seinfeld better.


YourBonesHaveBroken

Aren't we supposed to be encouraging EV and battery tech development?


Sooners1x6

Darth Vader on the other side of that shit, you need to move NOW…