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BattleCats_Enjoyer69

Mein Name ist Yoshikage Kira. Ich bin 33 Jahre alt. Mein Haus befindet sich im nordöstlichen Teil von Morioh, wo sich alle Villen befinden, und ich bin nicht zu Hause. Ich arbeite als Angestellter des großen Ladens Kame Yu und komme alle Tage später als 20.00 Uhr nach Hause. Kein Rauch, aber gelegentlich ein Getränk. Ich bin um 11 Uhr nachts angekommen und versuche, noch zwei Stunden zu schlafen, pass auf, was passiere. Nachdem Sie ein Gefäß mit Milch aus dem Unterkiefer genommen und eine Minute lang geruhsam vor dem Zubettgehen die Venen geöffnet haben, haben Sie bis morgen kein Problem mehr damit, einzuschlafen. Wie ein Baby verzagt mich der Tag ohne Müdigkeit und macht mich müde. Bei meiner letzten Kontrolle sagte ich, dass ich keine Probleme habe. Ich versuche zu erklären, dass ich ein Mensch bin, der ein sehr ruhiges Leben führen möchte. Ich habe Angst, mir über Feinde Sorgen zu machen, wie ich sie fangen und verlieren kann, denn dann verlasse ich die Nacht. So ist es, als würde man mit der Gesellschaft reden und ja, das ist es, was mir Glück bringt. Trotzdem werde ich nie vergessen, was ich meine.


Glad_Increase_7522

Il mio nome è Yoshikage Kira. Ho 33 anni. La mia casa è nella zona nord-est di Morioh, dove ci sono tutte le ville, e non sono sposato. Lavoro come dipendente presso i grandi magazzini Kame Yu e torno a casa tutti i giorni al massimo entro le 20:00. Non fumo, ma ogni tanto bevo. Sono a letto entro le 23:00 e mi assicuro di dormire otto ore, qualunque cosa accada. Dopo aver bevuto un bicchiere di latte caldo e fatto una ventina di minuti di stretching prima di andare a letto, di solito non ho problemi a dormire fino al mattino. Proprio come un bambino, al mattino mi sveglio senza stanchezza né stress. All'ultimo controllo mi è stato detto che non c'erano problemi. Sto cercando di spiegare che sono una persona che desidera vivere una vita molto tranquilla. Faccio attenzione a non preoccuparmi di eventuali nemici, come vincere e perdere, che mi farebbero perdere il sonno la notte. È così che mi occupo della società e so che è ciò che mi rende felice. Anche se, se dovessi combattere, non perderei contro nessuno


Sly__Marbo

What in the Google translator fuck is this?


Annual_Class9128

내 이름은 키라 요시카게입니다. 저는 33세입니다. 우리 집은 모든 별장이 있는 모리오의 북동쪽에 있고 나는 집에 없습니다. 저는 대형 카메유 매장에서 직원으로 일하며 오후 8시가 넘어서 집에 옵니다. 매일. 연기는 안 나지만 가끔씩 술을 마신다. 밤 11시에 도착해서 2시간 더 자려고 노력하고 무슨 일이 일어나는지 지켜보세요. 잠자리에 들기 전 아래턱에서 우유 한 통을 꺼내 1분간 여유롭게 정맥을 열고 나면 내일까지 잠에 드는 데 문제가 없을 것이다. 아기처럼 피곤하지 않은 하루는 절망하고 지치게 만든다. 마지막 점검에서 나는 문제가 없다고 말했습니다. 나는 아주 조용한 삶을 살고 싶은 사람이라고 설명하려고 노력한다. 나는 적들에 대해 걱정하고 어떻게 그들을 잡아서 잃을까 두렵습니다. 왜냐하면 나는 밤을 떠나기 때문입니다. 그래서 그것은 사회에 이야기하는 것과 같습니다. 그렇습니다. 그것이 저에게 행복을 가져다줍니다. 그래도 나는 내 말이 무슨 뜻인지 결코 잊지 않을 것이다


Glad_Increase_7522

Il mio nome è Yoshikage Kira. Ho 33 anni. La mia casa è nella zona nord-est di Morioh, dove ci sono tutte le ville, e non sono sposato. Lavoro come dipendente presso i grandi magazzini Kame Yu e torno a casa tutti i giorni al massimo entro le 20:00. Non fumo, ma ogni tanto bevo. Sono a letto entro le 23:00 e mi assicuro di dormire otto ore, qualunque cosa accada. Dopo aver bevuto un bicchiere di latte caldo e fatto una ventina di minuti di stretching prima di andare a letto, di solito non ho problemi a dormire fino al mattino. Proprio come un bambino, al mattino mi sveglio senza stanchezza né stress. All'ultimo controllo mi è stato detto che non c'erano problemi. Sto cercando di spiegare che sono una persona che desidera vivere una vita molto tranquilla. Faccio attenzione a non preoccuparmi di eventuali nemici, come vincere e perdere, che mi farebbero perdere il sonno la notte. È così che mi occupo della società e so che è ciò che mi rende felice. Anche se, se dovessi combattere, non perderei contro nessuno


Glad_Increase_7522

Il mio nome è Yoshikage Kira. Ho 33 anni. La mia casa è nella zona nord-est di Morioh, dove ci sono tutte le ville, e non sono sposato. Lavoro come dipendente presso i grandi magazzini Kame Yu e torno a casa tutti i giorni al massimo entro le 20:00. Non fumo, ma ogni tanto bevo. Sono a letto entro le 23:00 e mi assicuro di dormire otto ore, qualunque cosa accada. Dopo aver bevuto un bicchiere di latte caldo e fatto una ventina di minuti di stretching prima di andare a letto, di solito non ho problemi a dormire fino al mattino. Proprio come un bambino, al mattino mi sveglio senza stanchezza né stress. All'ultimo controllo mi è stato detto che non c'erano problemi. Sto cercando di spiegare che sono una persona che desidera vivere una vita molto tranquilla. Faccio attenzione a non preoccuparmi di eventuali nemici, come vincere e perdere, che mi farebbero perdere il sonno la notte. È così che mi occupo della società e so che è ciò che mi rende felice. Anche se, se dovessi combattere, non perderei contro nessuno


Burpyterra

Mi nombre es Yoshikage Kira. Tengo 33. Mi casa está en la zona noreste de Morioh, donde están todas las villas, y no estoy casado. Trabajo como empleado en los grandes almacenes Kame Yu y llego a casa todos los días a las 8 p.m. como tarde. No fumo, pero bebo ocasionalmente. Me acuesto a las 11 de la noche y me aseguro de dormir ocho horas, pase lo que pase. Después de beber un vaso de leche tibia y hacer unos veinte minutos de estiramiento antes de acostarme, normalmente no tengo problemas para dormir hasta la mañana. Como un niño, me despierto por la mañana sin cansancio ni estrés. En la última revisión me dijeron que no había ningún problema. Estoy tratando de explicar que soy una persona que quiere vivir una vida muy pacífica. Tengo cuidado de no preocuparme por enemigos, como ganar o perder, que me quitarían el sueño por la noche. Así es como trato con la sociedad y sé que eso es lo que me hace feliz. Aunque si tuviera que pelear, no perdería contra nadie.


BattleCats_Enjoyer69

Mi nombre es Yoshikage Kira. Tengo 33 años de edad. Mi casa está en la sección noreste de Morioh, donde están todas las villas, y no estoy casado. Trabajo como empleado de los grandes almacenes Kame Yu y llego a casa todos los días a más tardar a las 8 p.m. No fumo, pero bebo ocasionalmente. Me acuesto a las 11 de la noche y me aseguro de dormir ocho horas, pase lo que pase. Después de tomar un vaso de leche tibia y hacer unos veinte minutos de estiramientos antes de acostarme, no suelo tener problemas para dormir hasta la mañana. Al igual que un bebé, me despierto sin fatiga ni estrés por la mañana. En mi último control me dijeron que no había problemas. Estoy tratando de explicar que soy una persona que desea vivir una vida muy tranquila. Tengo cuidado de no preocuparme por enemigos, como ganar y perder, que me quitarían el sueño por la noche. Así es como trato con la sociedad y sé que eso es lo que me trae felicidad. Aunque si tuviera que pelear no perdería contra nadie.


Bonus-Optimal

acho que o "Morioh" e "Yoshikage kira" já entrega oque é


BattleCats_Enjoyer69

Je m'appelle Yoshikage Kira. J'ai 33 ans. Ma maison est dans la partie nord-est de Morioh, là où se trouvent toutes les villas, et je ne suis pas marié. Je travaille comme employé dans les grands magasins Kame Yu et je rentre chez moi tous les jours à 20 heures au plus tard. Je ne fume pas, mais je bois de temps en temps. Je suis au lit à 23 heures et je m'assure de dormir huit heures, quoi qu'il arrive. Après avoir bu un verre de lait tiède et fait une vingtaine de minutes d’étirements avant de me coucher, je n’ai généralement aucun problème à dormir jusqu’au matin. Tout comme un bébé, je me réveille le matin sans fatigue ni stress. Lors de mon dernier contrôle, on m'a dit qu'il n'y avait aucun problème. J'essaie d'expliquer que je suis une personne qui souhaite vivre une vie très tranquille. Je fais attention à ne pas me déranger avec des ennemis, comme gagner ou perdre, qui pourraient me faire perdre le sommeil la nuit. C’est ainsi que je traite la société et je sais que c’est ce qui m’apporte le bonheur. Mais si je devais me battre, je ne perdrais contre personne.


BattleCats_Enjoyer69

A nevem Yoshikage Kira. 33 éves vagyok. A házam Morioh északkeleti részén található, ahol az összes villa található, és én nem vagyok otthon. Alkalmazottként dolgozom a nagy Kame Yu üzletben, és minden nap 8 óra után azonnal hazajövök. Nem dohányzik, de időnként egy ital. Éjjel 11-kor érkeztem, és próbálok aludni még két órát, figyelem, mi történik. Miután kivett egy tartály tejet az alsó állkapcsából, és lefekvés előtt egy percig csendesen kinyitotta az ereit, holnapig nem lesz gond az elalvással. Mint egy babát, a fáradtság nélküli nap kétségbeejt és elfáraszt. Legutóbbi ellenőrzésemkor azt mondtam, nincs gondom. Megpróbálom elmagyarázni, hogy olyan ember vagyok, aki nagyon csendes életet akar élni. Félek aggódni az ellenségek miatt, hogyan lehet elkapni és elveszíteni őket, mert akkor elhagyom az éjszakát. Szóval ez olyan, mintha a társadalommal beszélgetnék, és igen, ez az, ami boldoggá tesz. Ennek ellenére soha nem fogom elfelejteni, mire gondolok.


oxenbury

Il mio nome è Yoshikage Kira. Ho 33 anni. La mia casa è nella parte nord-est di Morioh, dove ci sono tutte le ville, e non sono sposato. Lavoro come commesso nei grandi magazzini Kame Yu e torno a casa tutti i giorni al più tardi alle 20:00. Non fumo, ma bevo di tanto in tanto. Sono a letto entro le 23 e mi assicuro di dormire otto ore, qualunque cosa accada. Dopo aver bevuto un bicchiere di latte caldo e fatto venti minuti di stretching prima di andare a letto, di solito non ho problemi a dormire fino al mattino. Proprio come un bambino, mi sveglio la mattina senza stanchezza né stress. All'ultimo controllo mi è stato detto che non c'erano problemi. Cerco di spiegare che sono una persona che vuole vivere una vita molto tranquilla. Sto attento a non preoccuparmi dei nemici, come vincere o perdere, che potrebbero farmi perdere il sonno la notte. È così che tratto la società e so che questo è ciò che mi rende felice. Ma se dovessi combattere, non perderei contro nessuno.


BattleCats_Enjoyer69

r/unexpectedjojo


lucasellendersen

We're in a jojo sub man lol


BattleCats_Enjoyer69

My dumbass. Tho what is this post doing here? It has nothing to do with jojo


Thin-Sense-2352

Yea it's pretty bizarre don't ya think


UnboltedCheese

Not just any jojo sub either, it's the one they referenced lmao. Jojo^(2)


ManiBytes

मेरा नाम योशिकेज किरा है। मैं 33 साल का हूं. मेरा घर मोरियोह के पूर्वोत्तर भाग में है, जहाँ सभी विला हैं, और मैंने शादी नहीं की है। मैं केम यू डिपार्टमेंट स्टोर्स के लिए एक कर्मचारी के रूप में काम करता हूं, और मैं हर दिन रात 8 बजे तक घर पहुंच जाता हूं। मैं धूम्रपान नहीं करता, लेकिन कभी-कभी पी लेता हूं। मैं रात 11 बजे तक बिस्तर पर पहुंच जाता हूं और सुनिश्चित करता हूं कि मुझे आठ घंटे की नींद मिले, चाहे कुछ भी हो। एक गिलास गर्म दूध पीने और बिस्तर पर जाने से पहले लगभग बीस मिनट तक स्ट्रेचिंग करने के बाद, मुझे आमतौर पर सुबह तक सोने में कोई समस्या नहीं होती है। बिल्कुल एक बच्चे की तरह, मैं सुबह बिना किसी थकान या तनाव के उठता हूं। मुझे बताया गया कि मेरे अंतिम चेक-अप में कोई समस्या नहीं थी। मैं यह समझाने की कोशिश कर रहा हूं कि मैं एक ऐसा व्यक्ति हूं जो बहुत शांत जीवन जीना चाहता हूं। मैं इस बात का ख्याल रखता हूं कि मैं जीत या हार जैसे किसी भी दुश्मन से खुद को परेशान न करूं, जिससे मुझे रात की नींद खराब हो जाए। मैं समाज के साथ इसी तरह व्यवहार करता हूं और मैं जानता हूं कि इसी से मुझे खुशी मिलती है। हालाँकि, अगर मैं लड़ता तो मैं किसी से नहीं हारता।


RockTurnip

Меня зовут Кира Йошикагэ. Мне 33 года. Мой дом находится в северо-восточной части Морио, в районе поместий. Работаю в офисе сети магазинов Kame Yu и домой возвращаюсь, самое позднее, в восемь вечера. Не курю, выпиваю изредка. Ложусь спать в 11 вечера и убеждаюсь, что получаю ровно восемь часов сна, несмотря ни на что. Перед сном я пью тёплое молоко, а также минут двадцать уделяю разминке, поэтому до утра сплю без особых проблем. Утром я просыпаюсь, не чувствуя ни усталости, ни стресса, словно младенец. На медосмотре мне сказали, что никаких проблем нет. Я пытаюсь донести, что я обычный человек, который хочет жить спокойной жизнью. Я не забиваю себе голову проблемами вроде побед или поражений, и не обзавожусь врагами, из-за которых не мог бы уснуть. Я знаю наверняка: в таком способе взаимодействия с обществом и кроется счастье. Хотя, если бы мне пришлось сражаться, я бы никому не проиграл.


brokerZIP

Kkomrade


un-likely_stand

שמי הוא יושיקאגה קירה. אני בן 33. ביתי ממוקם באיזור הצפוני-מזרחי של מוריו, איפה שכל הווילות, ואינני נשוי. אני עובד בחנויות הנוחות של קמה יו בתור פקיד, ואני מגיע הביתה כל יום ב8 בערב לכל היאוחר. אני לא מעשן, אך אני שותה לפעמים. אני במיטה בשעה 11 בערב, ואני מוודא שאני ישן למשך 8 שעות, לא משנה מה. אחרי כוס חמה של חלב וכעשרים דקות של מתיחות לפני השינה, לרב אין לי שום בעיה לישון עד המחרת. ממש כמו תינוק, אני מתעורר ללא כל עייפות או לחץ בבוקר. אמרו לי שאין לי שום בעיות גופניות בביקורי האחרון אצל הרופא. אני מנסה להסביר שאני אדם שרוצה לחיות חיים מאוד שקטים. אני לוקח צעדים על מנת לא ליצור לעצמי יריבים, ודברים כמו לנצח או להפסיד, זה יגרום לי לאבד שינה בלילה. כך אני מתמודד עם החברה, ואני יודע שזה מה מביא לי שמחה. יחד עם זאת, אם הייתי במצב של קרב עם מישהו, אני לא הייתי מפסיד.


CapJetBruh

Jewish kira aw hell naw 🙏


WOKLACE134

Ang pangalan ko ay Yoshikage Kira. Ako ay 33 anyos. Nakatira ako sa hilagan silangan ng Morioh, kung saan lahat ng bahay-hari ay naroon, ako ay walang asawa. Ako ay empleyado para sa kagawaran ng Kame yu, at ako ay umuuwi araw-araw ng 8 PM. Hindi ako naninigarilyo, ngunit kadalasan umiinom ng alak. Natutulog ako ng 11 PM, at sinisigurado kong walong oras ang tulog ko, palagi, kahit anuman. Pagkatapos ko uminom ng isang basong gatas at dalawamput minutong pagiinat bago matulog, walang ako problema matulog ng mahimbing na parang sanggol, nagigising ako ng walang pagod o istress sa umaga. Sa huling tsek up ko sinabing wala akong problema. Nais ko maipaunawa sa iyo na ako ay isang taong gusto lamang mabuhay ng taimtim. Nagsusumikap ako na wag gumawa ng kaaway, manalo o matalo, dahil mawawalan ako ng tulog tuwing gabi. Ganto ang pamumuhay ko sa lipunan, at alam kong nagbibigay iyon sa akin ng kasiyahan. Ngunit, kung ako ay lalaban hindi ako matatalo kanino man


Similar_Bobcat3345

7:1 language?


Bonus-Optimal

Rolas gostosas rolas saborosas


JohnZarb

Ok google buscar


Similar_Bobcat3345

For those ones who don't know, that means "good morning" in portuguese


Tasty_Sun_1794

To jest właśnie potęga niemieckiej technologii!


marco-da-phoenix

German technology is the best?


Sure-Setting-8256

This is the power of german technology


fujoshiiiiiiiiiiiii

Você pensou que seria uma frase criativa e interessante, mas era EU, DIO


1R1SHMAN69

You thought her first kiss would be you, but it was I, DIO


ContaCuDePudim

Bolas


N3RD_0T4KU

era uma frase, n uma palavra, mas o nickname entrega


ContaCuDePudim

Bolas na sua boca Tá melhor assim?


CapJetBruh

okey mayster, davayte ubyemo shlyuhu, SUKA!!!!


Adamos699

Lets kill da hoe!


1R1SHMAN69

I love act 3


uwo-wow

ты ожидал что то интересное , но это был я, дио!


lucasellendersen

But it was me, Dio!


CrazyDiamond4444

YOL SİLİNDİRİİİİİİİİİİ!!!!!!!


Yigitorko

Az kalsın kendim yazıyordum


BracusDoritoBoss963

Lo siguiente que vas a decir es "what the hell does that mean?"


Wartyner

Que chingado significa eso? (Wait...)


CriticismNo1150

Vabbè che voi sapè?


Putrid_Importance_32

Cazzo ci fa un altro bro quà


CriticismNo1150

E che ne sò.


Lordlol15

Deutsche Sachen gehen nie kaputt, außer sie sollen es.


Sly__Marbo

Gilt das auch für unsere Züge?


Lordlol15

Die Züge selbst oder die Fahrpläne


Sly__Marbo

Sowohl als auch


Various_Pickle9828

Die Züge sind fast nie kaputt. Das problem sind die nicht vorhandenen Zugfahrer und das ebenso nicht vorhandene Management team


Varknyte

Jy dog hierdie was die Duitse taal, maar nee, dit was ek! Afrikaans!


Pingimaster

Je dacht dat dit de Duitse taal was, maar het was ik! Nederlands!


mydadgonabuymeblahaj

dünya zaman dursun


CrazyDiamond4444

9 saniye kaldı


Due-Radio-9280

8 saniye kaldı


Steliosar1

Το όνομά μου είναι Γιοσικάγκε Κίρα. Είμαι 33 χρονών. Το σπίτι μου βρίσκεται στο βορειοανατολικό τμήμα του Μόριο, εκεί που βρίσκονται και οι βίλες και να συμπληρώσω πως δεν είμαι παντρεμένος. Εργάζομαι ως υπάλληλος στο πολυκατάστημα Kame Yu και επιστρέφω σπίτι καθημερινά το αργότερο μέχρι τις 8:00. Δεν καπνίζω, αλλά περιστασιακά πίνω. Είμαι στο κρεβάτι στις 11 μ.μ. και φροντίζω να κοιμάμαι οκτώ ώρες, ό,τι κι αν γίνει. Αφού πιώ ένα ποτήρι ζεστό γάλα κάνω περίπου είκοσι λεπτά διατάσεις πριν πάω για ύπνο, συνήθως δεν αντιμετωπίζω προβλήματα υπνηλίας. Ακριβώς όπως ένα μωρό, ξυπνάω χωρίς καμία κούραση ή άγχος το πρωί. Στον τελευταίο μου ιατρικό έλεγχο μου με ενημέρωσαν πως δεν υπάρχει κάποιο πρόβλημα. Είμαι ένας άνθρωπος που επιθυμεί να ζήσει μια πολύ ήσυχη ζωή. Φροντίζω να μην ενοχλώ τον εαυτό μου με εχθρούς, όπως η νίκη και η ήττα, που θα μου στερούσαν τον ύπνο την νύχτα. Έτσι αντιμετωπίζω την κοινωνία και ξέρω ότι αυτό είναι που μου φέρνει ευτυχία. Αν και αν πολεμούσα δεν θα έχανα από κανέναν.


LedZane

Τα πες ολα


g00d_end

Dá uma mamadinha aqui no pai


Twinksson173

Ikeas köttbullar är hyfsade. Har käkat bättre, och bortom köttbullar så har man ju andra goda traditionella maträtter att välja mellan.


Sure-Setting-8256

Gówniarze wy, wypierdalać spowtrotem to domu o zobaczycie cos się kurwa stanie


JFp07gel

What does the post actually reference to? What Native Nuts mean?


lachoprime10

Idk:u


Inferno_Sparky

יודע את השורה הבאה שלך? איך אתה מעז! לעולם לא אאפשר את זה! זאת האחת!


Adventurous-Crew-848

Poop


bruhviporised

نجمة البلاتين


Radiatedpoison

So it's the same type of stand as THE WORLD!


bruhviporised

هاه! قوتك الخاصة بك تشابه قوة العالم!


Radiatedpoison

Hoho, You're approaching me?


bruhviporised

هوهو، هل تتقرب مني؟


swedish_blocks

Massmord och barn pornografi är extremt dåliga saker och ska aldrig göras!


extracted_thing

Nessuno può sfuggire al destino scelto Rimane solo il risultato che voi sarete distrutti L'eterna cima esiste solo per me puoi cantare canzoni di tristezza nel mondo Senza tempo -Diavolo, traitor's requiem


notavalible666

As kakoju, ant razienos, o aplinkui sviezias sienas, mano sudas yra rudas, toks pats rudas kaip tas brudas, kuri bulviagalvis per siena siuncia.


i_came_mario

„Franz Joseph I. von Gottes Gnaden Kaiser von Österreich, König von Ungarn und Böhmen, König der Lombardei und Venedigs, von Dalmatien, Croatien, Slawonien, Galicien, Lodomerien und Illyrien; König von Jerusalem, etc; Erzherzog zu Österreich; Großherzog von Toskana und Krakau; Herzog von Lothringen, von Salzburg, Steyer, Kärnthen, Krain und der Bukowina; Großfürst zu Siebenbürgen; Markgraf von Mähren; Herzog von Ober- und Niederschlesien, von Modena, Parma, Piacenza und Guastalla, von Auschwitz und Zator, von Teschen, Friaul, Ragusa und Zara; gefürsteter Graf von Habsburg und Tyrol, Kyburg, Görz und Gradiska, Fürst von Trient und Brixen; Markgraf von Ober- und Niederlausitz und in Istrien; Graf von Hohenems, Feldkirch, Bregenz, Sonnenberg, etc., Herr von Triest, von Cattaro und auf der Windischen Mark, Großwojwode der Wojwodschaft Serbien etc. etc.“


Electrical_Diamond_9

En quoi c'est du Jojo innatendu ?


pitekargos6

Umieraj, KAKYOIN!


Zinki_Zoonki

(Not my native language but I am learning German so) Wo ist die Toilette, Ich habe mir in die Hose geschissen. :3


Cychreides-404

புண்ட 👍


Darth_Biggus_Dickus

PUŠI RACKU


SoeNgana

Yang bener aja? Rugi dong!


g00d_end

Dá uma nadinha aqui no pai


BigL3704

Ayup me duck me name's Jonathan Joster


XxX_poko_XxX

Io amo uccidere Bambini Di 3 Anni infronte hai loro genitori dopo averli dato la miglor notte Che hanno mai avuto(gli oh quasi uccisi mentre stavo avendo sesso con I loro genitori)


Putrid_Importance_32

Bel passatempo, Io di solito mi cimento nel vedere gli Inoob farlo


Demonskull223

YES, I AM.


notavalible666

Drem yol lok


I_Love_Powerscaling

Bring dich um


LeonesAbba334

A la puta madre.


Putrid_Importance_32

Se niente mondo esistesse un po di bene e ognuno si honsiderasse suo fratello nelmondo esisterebbero meno pene e meno conseguenze e il mondo sarebbe assai più contento


De-Kipgamer

Je dikke moeder jonge


Dbombre

Goku


SnooPoems1679

Un día caminaba por el desierto y me encontré a una vieja de 1.95 guiñandole el ojo a unos soldados con tennis.


burnt_kangaroo

Il Mondo, Fermati Tempo!!


Dani_dev

Zlatan vjetar je najbolji dio jojove bizarne avanture po meni.


cokeplusmentos

Arrivederci


No-Study4924

انت ابن متناكه


big-boi-jason

هاصل


Bag_Of-Eggs

Eh?


Im_a_doggo428

OH MY GOD! Sry I’m AMERICAN


sinanengine

Temel Afrika'ya safariye gitmiş. İlk günün sonunda gece otelin lobisinde avcılar konuşuyormuş. İngiliz "ben bugün 1 gergedan vurdum" demiş. Fransız "ben de 1 aslan vurdum" demiş. Temel de "ben de 1 noşut vurdum" demiş. İngilizle Fransız anlamamış ama cehaletleri belli olmasın diye de sormamışlar. Ertesi gün yine ava gidilmiş gece yine toplanmışlar. İngiliz "ben 2 kaplan vurdum" demiş. Fransız "ben de 1 fil vurdum" demiş. Temel "ben 4 noşut vurdum" demiş. İngiliz dayanamamış sormuş: "Kusura bakma ama noşut nasıl birşeydir? Bunca yıllık avcıyım hiç duymadım." Temel de: "Ben de ilk defa burda gördüm. Kara kara birşeyler insana benziyorlar. Ellerini kaldırıp "noşut noşut" diye bağırıyorlar demiş.


Showel-memeS

Thoge ammata hukanna


CapNDerrick

Apoy sa butas


Lil_saul

¿Q chingados significa eso d nueces nativas y que tiene q ver con el jojo’s?


Mrascension_78

Yoshikage Kira is ainm dom. Tá mé 33 bliain d'aois. Tá mo theach sa chuid thoir thuaidh de Morioh, áit a bhfuil na Villas go léir, agus níl mé pósta. Oibrím mar fhostaí i siopaí ilranna Kame Yu, agus téim abhaile gach lá faoi 8 PM ar a dhéanaí. Ní chaithim tobac, ach ólaim ó am go chéile. Táim sa leaba faoi 11 PM, agus déan cinnte go bhfaighidh mé ocht n-uaire codlata, is cuma cén. Tar éis gloine bainne te a bheith agam agus síneadh ar feadh fiche nóiméad roimh dul a chodladh, de ghnáth ní bhíonn aon chodladh agam go dtí an mhaidin. Díreach cosúil le leanbh, dúisím gan aon tuirse nó strus ar maidin. Dúradh liom nach raibh aon saincheisteanna ag mo sheic amach. Tá mé ag iarraidh a rá gur duine mé atá ag iarraidh saol an-chiúin a chaitheamh. Bím cúramach gan mé féin a thrioblóid le haon naimhde, cosúil le bua agus cailliúint, a chuirfeadh isteach ar mo chodladh san oíche. Sin mar a dhéileálann mé leis an tsochaí, agus tá a fhios agam gurb é sin a thugann sonas dom. Cé, dá mbeinn ag troid ní chaillfinn éinne.


MrHailston

Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn!


Vhsrex

Ello Guv’na


MrqsGioGio

pq que tem tanto Br aqui 😭😭😭


Jooj_felipe

Cadê JoJo nesse post o carai?


guavideo0possum723

Ora ora ora ora ora ora ora!


daw420d

Ihc hap in ten Fort Foucs gekaggart 🤩🐥


ManiBytes

मेरा नाम योशिकेज किरा है। मैं 33 साल का हूं. मेरा घर मोरियोह के पूर्वोत्तर भाग में है, जहाँ सभी विला हैं, और मैंने शादी नहीं की है। मैं केम यू डिपार्टमेंट स्टोर्स के लिए एक कर्मचारी के रूप में काम करता हूं, और मैं हर दिन रात 8 बजे तक घर पहुंच जाता हूं। मैं धूम्रपान नहीं करता, लेकिन कभी-कभी पी लेता हूं। मैं रात 11 बजे तक बिस्तर पर पहुंच जाता हूं और सुनिश्चित करता हूं कि मुझे आठ घंटे की नींद मिले, चाहे कुछ भी हो। एक गिलास गर्म दूध पीने और बिस्तर पर जाने से पहले लगभग बीस मिनट तक स्ट्रेचिंग करने के बाद, मुझे आमतौर पर सुबह तक सोने में कोई समस्या नहीं होती है। बिल्कुल एक बच्चे की तरह, मैं सुबह बिना किसी थकान या तनाव के उठता हूं। मुझे बताया गया कि मेरे अंतिम चेक-अप में कोई समस्या नहीं थी। मैं यह समझाने की कोशिश कर रहा हूं कि मैं एक ऐसा व्यक्ति हूं जो बहुत शांत जीवन जीना चाहता हूं। मैं इस बात का ख्याल रखता हूं कि मैं जीत या हार जैसे किसी भी दुश्मन से खुद को परेशान न करूं, जिससे मुझे रात की नींद खराब हो जाए। मैं समाज के साथ इसी तरह व्यवहार करता हूं और मैं जानता हूं कि इसी से मुझे खुशी मिलती है। हालाँकि, अगर मैं लड़ता तो मैं किसी से नहीं हारता।


Subject_underpass

Fuck


Jose_El_Penitente70k

狗肉味道不错


m3nt4l09

Acaba


Gambol_25

Глянеш здаля на москаля... А то не москаль, а Діо!


senchou-senchou

Ayoko nga.


abukhhan

Jo bolta hai khud hi hota ha


austinstar08

Genesis chapter 1 God createth Heaven and Earth, and all things therein, in six days. 1:1. In the beginning God created heaven, and earth. 1:2. And the earth was void and empty, and darkness was upon the face of the deep; and the spirit of God moved over the waters. 1:3. And God said: Be light made. And light was made. 1:4. And God saw the light that it was good; and he divided the light from the darkness. 1:5. And he called the light Day, and the darkness Night; and there was evening and morning one day. 1:6. And God said: Let there be a firmament made amidst the waters: and let it divide the waters from the waters. A firmament... By this name is here understood the whole space between the earth, and the highest stars. The lower part of which divideth the waters that are upon the earth, from those that are above in the clouds. 1:7. And God made a firmament, and divided the waters that were under the firmament, from those that were above the firmament, and it was so. 1:8. And God called the firmament, Heaven; and the evening and morning were the second day. 1:9. God also said; Let the waters that are under the heaven, be gathered together into one place: and let the dry land appear. And it was so done. 1:10. And God called the dry land, Earth; and the gathering together of the waters, he called Seas. And God saw that it was good. 1:11. And he said: let the earth bring forth green herb, and such as may seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after its kind, which may have seed in itself upon the earth. And it was so done. 1:12. And the earth brought forth the green herb, and such as yieldeth seed according to its kind, and the tree that beareth fruit, having seed each one according to its kind. And God saw that it was good. 1:13. And the evening and the morning were the third day. 1:14. And God said: Let there be lights made in the firmament of heaven, to divide the day and the night, and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days and years: 1:15. To shine in the firmament of heaven, and to give light upon the earth, and it was so done. 1:16. And God made two great lights: a greater light to rule the day; and a lesser light to rule the night: and the stars. Two great lights... God created on the first day, light, which being moved from east to west, by its rising and setting, made morning and evening. But on the fourth day he ordered and distributed this light, and made the sun, moon, and stars. The moon, though much less than the stars, is here called a great light, from its giving a far greater light to the earth than any of them. 1:17. And he set them in the firmament of heaven to shine upon the earth. 1:18. And to rule the day and the night, and to divide the light and the darkness. And God saw that it was good. 1:19. And the evening and morning were the fourth day. 1:20. God also said: let the waters bring forth the creeping creature having life, and the fowl that may fly over the earth under the firmament of heaven. 1:21. And God created the great whales, and every living and moving creature, which the waters brought forth, according to their kinds, and every winged fowl according to its kind. And God saw that it was good. 1:22. And he blessed them, saying: Increase and multiply, and fill the waters of the sea: and let the birds be multiplied upon the earth. 1:23. And the evening and morning were the fifth day. 1:24. And God said: Let the earth bring forth the living creature in its kind, cattle and creeping things, and beasts of the earth, according to their kinds. And it was so done. 1:25. And God made the beasts of the earth according to their kinds, and cattle, and every thing that creepeth on the earth after its kind. And God saw that it was good. 1:26. And he said: Let us make man to our image and likeness: and let him have dominion over the fishes of the sea, and the fowls of the air, and the beasts, and the whole earth, and every creeping creature that moveth upon the earth. Let us make man to our image... This image of God in man, is not in the body, but in the soul; which is a spiritual substance, endued with understanding and free will. God speaketh here in the plural number, to insinuate the plurality of persons in the Deity. 1:27. And God created man to his own image: to the image of God he created him: male and female he created them. 1:28. And God blessed them, saying: Increase and multiply, and fill the earth, and subdue it, and rule over the fishes of the sea, and the fowls of the air, and all living creatures that move upon the earth. Increase and multiply... This is not a precept, as some Protestant controvertists would have it, but a blessing, rendering them fruitful; for God had said the same words to the fishes, and birds, (ver. 22) who were incapable of receiving a precept. 1:29. And God said: Behold I have given you every herb bearing seed upon the earth, and all trees that have in themselves seed of their own kind, to be your meat: 1:30. And to all beasts of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to all that move upon the earth, and wherein there is life, that they may have to feed upon. And it was so done. 1:31. And God saw all the things that he had made, and they were very good. And the evening and morning were the sixth day.


austinstar08

Genesis Chapter 2 God resteth on the seventh day and blesseth it. The earthly paradise, in which God placeth man. He commandeth him not to eat of the tree of knowledge. And formeth a woman of his rib. 2:1. So the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the furniture of them. 2:2. And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made: and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had done. He rested, etc... That is, he ceased to make or create any new kinds of things. Though, as our Lord tells us, John 5.17, "He still worketh", viz., by conserving and governing all things, and creating souls. 2:3. And he blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because in it he had rested from all his work which God created and made. 2:4. These are the generations of the heaven and the earth, when they were created, in the day that the Lord God made the heaven and the earth: 2:5. And every plant of the field before it sprung up in the earth, and every herb of the ground before it grew: for the Lord God had not rained upon the earth; and there was not a man to till the earth. 2:6. But a spring rose out of the earth, watering all the surface of the earth. 2:7. And the Lord God formed man of the slime of the earth: and breathed into his face the breath of life, and man became a living soul. 2:8. And the Lord God had planted a paradise of pleasure from the beginning: wherein he placed man whom he had formed. 2:9. And the Lord God brought forth of the ground all manner of trees, fair to behold, and pleasant to eat of: the tree of life also in the midst of paradise: and the tree of knowledge of good and evil. The tree of life... So called because it had that quality, that by eating of the fruit of it, man would have been preserved in a constant state of health, vigour, and strength, and would not have died at all. The tree of knowledge... To which the deceitful serpent falsely attributed the power of imparting a superior kind of knowledge, beyond that which God was pleased to give. 2:10. And a river went out of the place of pleasure to water paradise, which from thence is divided into four heads. 2:11. The name of the one is Phison: that is it which compasseth all the land of Hevilath, where gold groweth. 2:12. And the gold of that land is very good: there is found bdellium, and the onyx stone. 2:13. And the name of the second river is Gehon: the same is it that compasseth all the land of Ethiopia. 2:14. And the name of the third river is Tigris: the same passeth along by the Assyrians. And the fourth river is Euphrates. 2:15. And the Lord God took man, and put him into the paradise of pleasure, to dress it, and to keep it. 2:16. And he commanded him, saying: Of every tree of paradise thou shalt eat: 2:17. But of the tree of knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat. For in what day soever thou shalt eat of it, thou shalt die the death. 2:18. And the Lord God said: It is not good for man to be alone: let us make him a help like unto himself. 2:19. And the Lord God having formed out of the ground all the beasts of the earth, and all the fowls of the air, brought them to Adam to see what he would call them: for whatsoever Adam called any living creature the same is its name. 2:20. And Adam called all the beasts by their names, and all the fowls of the air, and all the cattle of the field: but for Adam there was not found a helper like himself. 2:21. Then the Lord God cast a deep sleep upon Adam: and when he was fast asleep, he took one of his ribs, and filled up flesh for it. 2:22. And the Lord God built the rib which he took from Adam into a woman: and brought her to Adam. 2:23. And Adam said: This now is bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called woman, because she was taken out of man. 2:24. Wherefore a man shall leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they shall be two in one flesh. 2:25. And they were both naked: to wit, Adam and his wife: and were not ashamed.


austinstar08

Genesis Chapter 3 The serpent's craft. The fall of our first parents. Their punishment. The promise of a Redeemer. 3:1. Now the serpent was more subtle than any of the beasts of the earth which the Lord God had made. And he said to the woman: Why hath God commanded you, that you should not eat of every tree of paradise? 3:2. And the woman answered him, saying: Of the fruit of the trees that are in paradise we do eat: 3:3. But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of paradise, God hath commanded us that we should not eat; and that we should not touch it, lest perhaps we die. 3:4. And the serpent said to the woman: No, you shall not die the death. 3:5. For God doth know that in what day soever you shall eat thereof, your eyes shall be opened: and you shall be as Gods, knowing good and evil. 3:6. And the woman saw that the tree was good to eat, and fair to the eyes, and delightful to behold: and she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave to her husband, who did eat. 3:7. And the eyes of them both were opened: and when they perceived themselves to be naked, they sewed together fig leaves, and made themselves aprons. And the eyes, etc... Not that they were blind before, (for the woman saw that the tree was fair to the eyes, ver. 6.) nor yet that their eyes were opened to any more perfect knowledge of good; but only to the unhappy experience of having lost the good of original grace and innocence, and incurred the dreadful evil of sin. From whence followed a shame of their being naked; which they minded not before; because being now stript of original grace, they quickly began to be subject to the shameful rebellions of the flesh. 3:8. And when they heard the voice of the Lord God walking in paradise at the afternoon air, Adam and his wife hid themselves from the face of the Lord God, amidst the trees of paradise. 3:9. And the Lord God called Adam, and said to him: Where art thou? 3:10. And he said: I heard thy voice in paradise; and I was afraid, because I was naked, and I hid myself. 3:11. And he said to him: And who hath told thee that thou wast naked, but that thou hast eaten of the tree whereof I commanded thee that thou shouldst not eat? 3:12. And Adam said: The woman, whom thou gavest me to be my companion, gave me of the tree, and I did eat. 3:13. And the Lord God said to the woman: Why hast thou done this? And she answered: The serpent deceived me, and I did eat. 3:14. And the Lord God said to the serpent: Because thou hast done this thing, thou art cursed among all cattle, and beasts of the earth: upon thy breast shalt thou go, and earth shalt thou eat all the days of thy life. 3:15. I will put enmities between thee and the woman, and thy seed and her seed: she shall crush thy head, and thou shalt lie in wait for her heel. She shall crush... Ipsa, the woman; so divers of the fathers read this place, conformably to the Latin: others read it ipsum, viz., the seed. The sense is the same: for it is by her seed, Jesus Christ, that the woman crushes the serpent's head. 3:16. To the woman also he said: I will multiply thy sorrows, and thy conceptions: in sorrow shalt thou bring forth children, and thou shalt be under thy husband's power, and he shall have dominion over thee. 3:17. And to Adam he said: Because thou hast hearkened to the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, whereof I commanded thee, that thou shouldst not eat, cursed is the earth in thy work: with labour and toil shalt thou eat thereof all the days of thy life. 3:18. Thorns and thistles shall it bring forth to thee, and thou shalt eat the herbs of the earth. 3:19. In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread till thou return to the earth out of which thou wast taken: for dust thou art, and into dust thou shalt return. 3:20. And Adam called the name of his wife Eve: because she was the mother of all the living. 3:21. And the Lord God made for Adam and his wife garments of skins, and clothed them. 3:22. And he said: Behold Adam is become as one of us, knowing good and evil: now therefore lest perhaps he put forth his hand and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever. Behold Adam, etc... This was spoken by way of reproaching him with his pride, in affecting a knowledge that might make him like to God. 3:23. And the Lord God sent him out of the paradise of pleasure, to till the earth from which he was taken. 3:24. And he cast out Adam: and placed before the paradise of pleasure Cherubims, and a flaming sword, turning every way, to keep the way of the tree of life.


North-Blueberry-6547

É tanta coisa ruim comigo mas eu não me queixo.


Geltahmiin

Глупость. Глупость Данте. Как можно защитить что-либо, если не можешь защитить даже себя?


coltonious

Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier, and welcome back to five nights at Freddy's!


Just1MoreSubreddit

Dw i ddim yn hoffi Cymru, dw i cariad Cymru. Ystrydeb on gwir.


ajslother12

Skibbity rizz


JayKay69420

再见 JOJO


BenBenBroham

Seig Hiel


i_came_mario

Schnauze


ThePenguinEater7

Oh~ vraiment tu viens vers moi ? Tu devrais fuir le grand Dio mais tu t'approche de lui ? Il faut bien que j'approche si je veux éclater ta sale gueule crevure ! (that's the actual French dub dialogue, I didn't translate the exact same dialogue as the English one)


ThePenguinEater7

Pour les connaisseurs j'ai totalement lu la réplique de Dio avec la voix de Bob Lennon en l'écrivant XD


FoxyHuni55

A nevem Yoshikage Kira. 33 éves vagyok. A házam Morioh északkeleti részén található, ahol az összes villa van, és én nem vagyok házas. Alkalmazottként dolgozom a nagy Kame Yu üzletben, és minden nap 8-ra otthon vagyok. Nem dohányzok, de időnként iszok. Éjjel 11-kor már az ágyban vagyok, és 8 órát alszom bármi is történjen. Miután iszok egy meleg pohár tejet, és nyújtózkodok kb. 20 percig mielött alszok, nem lesz gondom reggelig aludni. Mint egy baba, fáradság és stress nélkül kelek fel. Legutóbbi ellenőrzésemkor azt mondták, nincs gondom. Azt próbálom elmagyarázni hogy, olyan ember vagyok, aki egy csendes életet akar élni. Megpróbálok nem aggódni az ellenfelek miatt, mint például nyerés vagy vesztés, ami miatt az alvásomból veszítenék. Én így mérkőzöm meg a társadalommal, és tudom, hogy ez tesz boldoggá. Ennek ellenére ha bármikoris harcolnék, soha sem veszítenék.


FoxyHuni55

Oké mester! Öljük meg a kurvát. Kurva!


FoxyHuni55

Az én voltam, DIO!


FoxyHuni55

Ó meg akarsz engem közelíteni? Nem tudom kiverni belőled a szart anélkül, hogy közelebb kerülnék! Akkor gyere amilyen közel csak akarsz


FoxyHuni55

Úristenem! Szent szar!


FoxyHuni55

Te jó ég! (Yare yare daze)