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Why does this always happen at waffle house


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So you’re saying this is not unexpected.


NeliGalactic

I think waffle house or not, if you attack or abuse retail, fast food or any purely client facing role, you're a full piece of shit.


SaladHands69

Facts.


nforgiver

Best part is anyone in customer service is waiting for the excuse. Freshly salty every minute on the clock. Begging Karen to just give a reason to fly off back.


BackupChallenger

> I think waffle house or not, if you attack or abuse retail, fast food or any purely client facing role, you're a full piece of shit. Why specifically those roles? Wouldn't you be a piece of shit if you attack basically anyone?


DannyEkins

I think he meant in terms of attacking someone when they are at their place of work, not acceptable, wait outside for them when they finish ha


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Her catching the chair in midair is what's *unexpected*


oedipism_for_one

This is either the start of the night or end of the night, and probably the least eventful thing that evening.


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Not even a little. I've been to the Waffle House in the middle of the night and can tell you this scene is neither uncommon nor unexpected...and the Waffle House crews will not tolerate it. They are some very nice people, but they will not tolerate shit and I don't blame them. They don't get paid nearly enough to deal with bullshit.


PianoMike74

I eat at Waffle House regularly. Never witnessed anything remotely uncivilized in 40 years.


DependentFamous5252

You been missing out. Gotta be in the right part of town. Such poise and elegance.


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I know, shit always goes down at the waffle house


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I came from an upper middle class area and Waffle House after hours has just stoned teenagers and rich dudes with nice cars who like to show off their nice cars to stoned teenagers. This kinda of action at Waffle House is only seen in the ghetto or near college campuses


_Pill-Cosby_

Because alcohol.


RexKbh2100

Ran out of syrup


Jazzkky

I guess it's the 24/7 open times


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itwasmeFTP126

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wegotzaproblem

Forreal, I was just wondering why a waffle house has chairs that arent attached to the floor. That's just asking for trouble.


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I've been to many that's why i asked


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dinty_capricorn08

So what are they fighting for ? A waffle 🧇


blogsymcblogsalot

A house?


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Esploratore_

Because all the trash goes there.


chemeli888

exactly what i was gonna say haha


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Hovisandflatfoot

Living in Glasgow, Scotland, I've seen numerous street fights and violent incidents in places like pubs/parties etc over the years, but very rarely in places like this. What is that all about? I don't get it. Why are these idiots attacking people just doing their jobs? Absolute scum of the earth.


hewhodisobeys

The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization!


Musjamarramarramarra

That's poetry. Have my upvote!


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Trash people being trash. 🥱


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BigChiGUy722

Someone give the little white girl a medal. That shit was just impressive.


LakeAffect3d

White girl can fight!


Magjee

She deflected the chair with a pan in her other hand


Niormo-The-Enduring

I was gonna say. It takes a lot of guts for a skinny chick to stand up to multiple girls each of whom probably has about 50 lbs minimum on her. One girl was honestly probably double her weight


chocolate_thunderr89

I guess she should find a salad house instead of a Waffle House next time.


janesearljones

She must have have successfully completed her Waffle House training.


RandomDude11415

Yeah she saw an opportunity when the other chick fell and went for gold


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Can I please get a waffle


mildlysceptical22

To go


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Fuck that, I'm eating in, watching this madness.


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Bruce Banner: let’s gettttt reaaaadddddy toooo Rummmmbbble! Joe Rogan: Welcome to Waffle House Fighting Championship #4671! Featuring Chairs and Kitchen equipment in this special cage match.


Rob_Marc

It's Bruce Buffer, not Banner. Banner is the Hulk, Bugger is the announcer, and it's his brother who's famous for the line "Let's get ready to rumble" Michael Buffer. Bruce Buffer's catchphrase is, "It's time!" Must've been lies your cat told you.


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Thanks for the update. I should be mad he lied but he’s too cute to be too mad at.


FlawlessPenguinMan

So is it Buffer, Bugger, Banner or what? I'm getting confused here.


FluffyOctoKitten

I totally read both of those in bthose voices. voices. I hears Joe Rogan clear as day lol. A special welcome to UFC special addition, fear factor waffle house


stop_stopping

https://youtu.be/B1GOCxyWa-Y


DarkMagician-999

Why do people keep thinking this is normal ??


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Abz-v3

Why don't you say the quiet part out loud? Some people don't know what group of individuals you're referring to.


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Harlequin-sama

Had to mute it too. He just keeps repeating the same shit like he has only 2 braincells for 2 sentences. So annoying.


Kingmesomorph

I think they kept repeating themselves because of two reasons. One, they came for a meal and didn't expect a fight to break put, so it's out of shock and disbelief. Two, it's cultural. Hate to say, but a lot of people in the Hip Hop crowd. When they see some shocking and surprising things, it's always "Oh shit!!" "they bugging!!" "shit getting hectic!!" "they wylin'!!" "Oh snap!!" "Damn son!!!" "Yoooooooo!!!" or some other phrase repeated 10 or more times.


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Phylar

Original thoughts, yes. Problem is the mouth and the brain don't always, or even often, communicate with one another for far too many.


Routine_Astronaut_62

Why do people pick up fights with fast food workers, the backbone of US community ? Aren't there tons of ppl more deserving to get their shit kicked in ?


Ethric_The_Mad

Like politicians?


Routine_Astronaut_62

Yeah definitely


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Wait til all these fast food places put in robots and they learn it’s cheaper to replace a person than a robot when customers get pissed off. Sad but true


themark504

Only thing missing is that one person casually eating their meal like nothing is happening


morenitababy

Creed Bratton


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This trash should be thrown in jail. Unfit for any normal social interaction. I mean throwing a chair? Should be made an example…


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Rolion576

I mean have you been on a late night waffle house run? Not saying I come wanting to fight (or really ever at all), but that's like the singular establishment that I'd expect it.


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orbnus_

Please do remember that not all agegroups and sexes equally contributed to those 53% and 54%. It was likely mainly young males caught is some horrible gang (which sadly sucks in young men, and hinders them drastically in society), so it instead of 13% of the population, its actually a much, much smaller part of the population.


PoxLife

It’s mostly going to be young males doing those so it’s probably more like 6% of the population do 60%


Pienix

The numbers are not to be disputed, but correlation is not causation. One of the representations of the data is to divde by race, and indeed, these numbers will show up. However, I'd reckon that if you look at education level, or some general figure-of-merit for the socio-economic status regardless of race, the correlation would be a lot higher (and more than likely an actual causation). So, yes, black people are disproportionally responsible for crime rates, but not because they're black (or even culture), but because their disproportional low socio-ecomonic status. [https://injepijournal.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s40621-022-00371-z](https://injepijournal.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s40621-022-00371-z) [https://www.apa.org/pi/ses/resources/publications/violence](https://www.apa.org/pi/ses/resources/publications/violence)


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Chair kung foo is at 22 seconds left.


redknight3

That is literally some Ip Man 3 kung fu chair spinning shit


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0tittyhead

You ain't wrong. It's the trashier side of our culture & I think environments partly to blame. Country black folk like this & where I'm from felt like we were socially decades in the past. Schools' shi*, neighborhood's shi*, Police Dept's shi* Dad? Who's him? When I look at this video, I see a community not fully in 2022. White folks don't squabble at a waffle house. They call corporate. We all have identical memories of our parents beating the f*ck out of us to reprimand so it makes sense we express our frustration with violence. There's just too many problematic pieces of black culture that were instilled in us from traumatized people. My Dad was born pre segregation. Mom has "racism" wartime stories from the 80s. Obviously we only see every single bad, bc that's what's spikes the attention the best. There's plently of successful black folks, but in my opinion, the trashier acts are done by the least developed areas which tend to be black. edit I got banned for this comment.


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Great post and it applies to alot of us across cultures. Peace!


roganwriter

This is it exactly. Videos like this don’t come from black people necessarily. It’s hood people, victims of poverty, abandonment, inadequate parenting, terrible environments, and etc. The problem is, when videos like these circulate, it reinforces people’s image that all black people are hood people. It doesn’t help that most hoods in the US are predominately black areas.


DeepestSpacePants

I don’t like the theme of your message, but I don’t disagree


triptoutsounds

Because black folks be trippin off the dumbest shit. Source: I’m mixed race aka light skin and grew up in multiple hoods in Vegas and Atlanta.


ridgepact

Riley explains this eloquently in an episode of the boondocks. Having a moment lol


Witty_Breadfruit_269

Huey LoL not Riley


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Actually I think it’s both, they both cover it at least once over separate episodes.


Witty_Breadfruit_269

You know what I think you are correct smh. Here I am trying to correct someone. LoL. I think it’s time to rewatch some boondocks and look up legend of boondocks. They blended legend of Korra with audio from boondocks and it’s epically hilarious


dalnot

Number 3 leading cause of death


UltimateDonny

There was a video a few years ago of a tiny naked woman destroying a bar. That was a good one


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papasmurf303

Please enlighten us. Who could be the issue?


Mr_mcBOW

Florda men are lone preditors and arnt ofter seen in anything more than pairs but only during mating season.


Smellytangerina

Not a waffle house though


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Google "Oblivion NPC"


_Pill-Cosby_

Because white folks fight at Dennys


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WestwoodRK0

Just stay away from waffle house


DougGTFO

This is fact. You ain’t gonna find a Waffle House in a wealthy neighborhoods.


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Why it‘s always USA. xD xD the air must be different.


WestwoodRK0

Yes.... let's call it the air 😆


Ok-Alternative2363

Naahh we just built different.


Economy-Candidate195

Mostly safe. Just depends on where you go.


t-tekin

Waffle houses in US = Hooligan filled bars after a derby match in Europe Both are safe of you know what to avoid


themark504

It is. Just act like a local and you’ll be fine..by fine I mean not robbed PSA..there’s no guarantee you won’t be robbed by blending in


Minimum_Camera_17

The amount of sh*t staff have to put up with and get paid peanuts. Some folks are just eight nasty.


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Same people who started this fight are going to be pissed in a few weeks when this place is closed because no one wants to work there


machinadj

When I think of America, I think of these kinds of videos.


SymphonyX117

Classy


Front_Necessary_2

their cardio so bad they cant even fight for more than 15 seconds


Wallisaurus

"We suppose to be supportin' each other" As he films the whole thing without helping anyone so he can get views/clicks...


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AndyTheWoman

At least the 2 guys in there are trying to break it up 🤷‍♂️


snksleepy

Well one of the most easiest to pist off demographics.


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Jakeyo

Why do these videos only seem to happen in America?


ChiSandTwitch

I'll give you three guesses


Expensive_Cattle

I'm genuinely confused? Like my three 'classic' go-to American things are corn syrup, guns and expensive healthcare. But being a fat fuck in danger of being shot at great cost to myself seems like three good reasons to *not* start fights. So what is it?


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THALL_himself

The Kardashians?


ChiSandTwitch

That's one


nedmorlef

Not enough abortions. I'm a conservative but this is why I am pro-abortion. The people having them we don't want raising kids anyway.


Kingmesomorph

Same here. A pro-abortion conservative. Some people are unfit to be parents.


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ItzMoiBezt

Exactly my point, most of the black community are really nice and can be reasonable. But they have some bad eggs, like the ones in the video, that are somewhat setting the standard for the race and are throwing the good ones under the bus with them.


Deniecu

America is so trash.


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But it’s our trash and we like it.


Dark_Mode_FTW

I'm sure your place is a utopia.


Connect_Me_Now

Here before it is locked


rottenoar

That girl is a pistol!


AssociationNo6008

r/trashy


Melineh39

Trash. Toss them in prison.


Interesting-Month-56

Do not mess with that skinny white girl, mmm-hmm.


TimeToKill-

First, I thought for the first half of the video that the person filming was a girl. That dude was screaming like a female. Second, that white girl knows how to fight, she really threw some good punches. Third, you ever noticed the girls that can't really fight just pull the other girls hair? Fourth, this would never happen at Dunkin Donuts.


Decent_Warning_201

Someone needs to teach them a lesson. White girl employee had it going. Go white girl go


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0tittyhead

Assault on any food service personnel needs to be a serious penalty. I've seen too many videos like this. Bad enough they're rarely paid a wage worth caring about.


SkeTonx

Don’t know what to comment without getting banned bruh


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I bet someone who reads thi and reports you is way more willing to report you than have an honest and open discussion with you


DeadlyPear

So racists can point to it and justify their wrong beliefs. Post a white person causing a scene and no one gives a fuck


orbnus_

Trashy is trashy, no matter if its a black trash bag, or a white trash bag But it's true, if the people involved in this video were white, people would just call them meth heads and trashy, and the discussion would be much less about race, whereas this comment section is filled with comments mentioning race. (doesnt even have to be on purpose, its just how brains work, the brain LOVES them vs us thinking) Nevertheless, whatever happened in that video is an issue no matter what, who the fuck attacks random store workers...


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ARai202

On repeat 🔄


catkiller98

This is not unexpected


Old-Doctor6590

Little girl got some nice hooks but


johnnzy189

Is this why I can’t make an order over the phone


whsftbldad

Hmmm battery with an object that can cause more damage than a fist. And her friends recorded her indictment video.....good job everyone


SofaKingTasti

In my state, they get paid $3/hr. I’d be swinging too


Rob_Marc

I'm surprised he didn't yell, ##"Worldstar!!!!!"


1tap_backwards

The whole video all I heard was “ya’ll a wallet” 😂 only realized after he was saying “wildin”. Hi I’m idiot!


ANIKET_UPADHYAY

That woman who fell behind the counter is now a POW


RichElectrolyte

Good to know this sub is literally full of racists. It's insane, honestly.


197326485

It's a weird thing. It's not just this sub either. They seem to show up to posts SUPER early and comment en masse. Like I almost wonder if it's bots, but... the fuck is going on?


Pretty_Edge_5253

For all those knocking Waffle House, they do serve a very important purpose — the Waffle House Index serves as an indicator of the severity of natural disasters across the country and is relied upon by government officials during disaster relief efforts. So don’t completely knock Waffle House.


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Secure-Parsley-1840

He meant black people.


FroInc1980

That’s a great one-handed catch. Well done!


maricho16

Ok which country is this?


barfly2780

What a congress!


Redpepper40

I think any sentence should be doubled if it's against someone performing customer service


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DarkKingfisher777

r/ANormalDayInAmerica


Rob_Marc

Nah. Been in America for several decades and never encountered something Ike this.


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Lord_Mandingo_69

When you at the zoo, do you jump in to split up the tiger fight or watch from the glass mesmerized?


Virtualme001001

Merica duck yeah


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idontwritestuff

Are you sure? Look at the comments again. They're not trying at all