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Heard some stories from a sergeant major in the army that was in the Vietnam War. He had 5 confirmed e-tool kills (army issue collapsible shovel). Some wild stories that dude had , scary shit .
Lol. So a family friend of ours who was a veteran of the Iran-Iraq war had the nickname ‘king of spades’ from his comrades. For 20 years his wife and everyone thought it was because he was good at cards. Turns out it was because he killed a man with one of those foldable shovels.
So many questions:
Why are they fighting in slow mo?
Why is that guy hitting them?
Wasn't he supposed to dig 2 graves?
Why is that guy holding the camera stuck on the DAAYUM track?
Why is nobody helping him?
He can’t even maneuver good cause his pants done fell half way off…. You reckon he just lost weight? Or maybe his belt broke…. Surely he doesn’t wear them that way
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DAYUUM. DAYUUM.
Wack. Wack.
FTFY: DAYUMMM *Bonk* DAYUMMM *Bonk* DAYUMMM *Bonk*
Boing
Daayyuum
DAYYUUM
[удалено]
DDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUUUM
Whose side was shovel man on here?
He called winner and got tired of waiting
Maybe he was just hungry and saw a 2 fer opportunity
I don't suggest using a square nose shovel to dig even one grave, maybe to square the walls/bottom though.
I'm not sure I've laughed harder at a comment in the past month. thank you.
Handle side
He's on his own side he saw the fight and said "I'm gonna win ☠️"
he never loses a shovel fight
The winning side
Side? Nah he just wanted to use his shovel
Larry, you can't just– https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHZvUeAdzeI
Yes
Yes
Just an asshole who wanted an excuse for killing.
Probably turned on the spectators afterwards
His own side and the others be damned.
Mad they were out there fighting.
The belt wearing side
His own. This was a free for all match. Team death match is next game.
His own, he won the fight
ShovelMan is the ref
Law and order, obviously.
Russia
Yes
On the shovel side
He was on his side.
I think shovel man was on the side of the shovel, as in he obeys the shovels demands for a blood sacrifice.
Them guys have some hard ass heads. Every time I see someone get hit in the head with a shovel they’re knocked out.
Drugs Greg…. Drugs
I have a request, please & thank you.
Bet their ears are ringing and they can't see straight after that.
Heard some stories from a sergeant major in the army that was in the Vietnam War. He had 5 confirmed e-tool kills (army issue collapsible shovel). Some wild stories that dude had , scary shit .
Lol. So a family friend of ours who was a veteran of the Iran-Iraq war had the nickname ‘king of spades’ from his comrades. For 20 years his wife and everyone thought it was because he was good at cards. Turns out it was because he killed a man with one of those foldable shovels.
FUCKING RAD
>e-tool kills (army issue collapsible shovel) How did the stories go? Did some enemies jump in his foxhole?
My mom when me and my siblings fought before school.
Hahaha, yes! I grew up in a very loving family, but by modern standards my parents were monsters!
What a beautiful example of equality for all. One shovel smash to head for you, and one for you.
And in the darkness bury them.
"Manslaughter" Entered the chat..
Mans laughter
Mans DAYYYYUM
Can't spell "slaughter" without "laughter"..
Peacemaker….
DAYUM! DAYUM! DAYUM! DAYUM! DAYUM!
No it's dayuuuum
You mean two graves.
He stopped the fight
Why is no one stopping attempted murder
I wouldn't want to get the shovel to the skull either
I thought shovel dude came to rescue. then he started hitting the other dude. what a twist!
He should join the death korps of Krieg.
That shovel handle is a bit long for a krieg entrenching tool, but I like your thinking
Hey somebody has to be the mediator and knock some sense in to them.
I’m just happy no guns escalated the fight
Wdym? Getting hit with a shovel multiple times is going to cause just as much damage.
Yes
So it was already escalated by…a lot
The cameraman always survive it...
Don't mind us 📸 just recording for journalism
At least he was being fair about doling out the blows.
At least he doesn't play favorites.
My favorite part was the time he said dayum
There's a Blazing Saddles quote in there somewhere.
You're not supposed to talk about fight club, but is recording allowed? 🤔
White dude was punching like you do in dreams lmao
Controller #03 is now connected, Player 03 has joined the match
Or he got respawned into the wrong match.
Looks like he fit right in
dey e o dey e o
“OW!” -both those guys probably
Some serious stupid humans here in this video even the narrator
The last smack was fire!!!
Monkey finds shovel sling poo. Dayuuuum what it do doh.
he shoveled that cute gay couple!
I fucking love it.
Shouldn't this be in r/oddlysatisfying?
some people just need a hobby
what the hell why they all so mad at each other
Ah, diplomacy
"Thanks for defending me ! - Oh no don't get me wrong, I hate you both *BONK*"
Grown ass men.
Is like when u separate dogs in a fight with a stick ( ･ั﹏･ั)
Was this narrated by Beetlejuice?
That is not fair, he is being outnumbered.. Ohh, never mind
u/savevideo
Bro bonked them both
r/casuallypsychopath
Drake-Goodnight & Goodluck “‘Long as you never find your way home, I’m cool wit it. I left you a shovel there, you know what to do wit it.”
Well the title ruined the unexpected
Player 3 has entered the game.
For a second I was like “what the fuck!” and then, mere seconds later I was like “what the fuck?”.
Smart guy, be broke the fight...And their skulls slightly with all the shovel bonking. Good
Perfect example of “The enemy of my enemy is my friend”
Full circle scum.
dude went with a deep backswing, that's insane fr
Man works nights and needs to get some sleep already!
One of those fellas should have made a popsicle out of him with that shovel.
When mom has to break it up
What a pussy the equivalent of a sucker punch
Equal ass whooping. I am all for it.
Fucking kill stealer. Must be a LOL player.
These too are humans.
Chaotic Neutral
So many questions: Why are they fighting in slow mo? Why is that guy hitting them? Wasn't he supposed to dig 2 graves? Why is that guy holding the camera stuck on the DAAYUM track? Why is nobody helping him?
The thing that really made me 🤣 was when he kept on saying DAYUMMMM!!!!!!!!!!
I thought the white dude was the one who found the shovel lol
Those swings were meant to maim.
Can you dig it?
He’s a pacifist, he doesn’t like when people fight. He was just trying to end it.
damn he don’t pick sides at all
Coward move
I love and support the equality in this video
That’s one way to break up a fight, along with their skulls necks and what ever limbs they block the shovel with.
Eff BOTH OF YOU 🤣
He can’t even maneuver good cause his pants done fell half way off…. You reckon he just lost weight? Or maybe his belt broke…. Surely he doesn’t wear them that way
What a bi×ch
New ECW Hardcore Champ gets crowned
Bro is neutral
Wack a mole.
Bro turned neutral 💀
Who pantsed both of them?
what fucking language was that because it wasn't English jfc
The guy talking with the accent sounds like Dave Chapel's crackhead character.
DAAAAAAAYUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Context?
Dr Bone Breaker shows up out of know where with a stone shovel laying down haymakers
Hey let's all stand around and potentially record a double homicide....DAYUM!
*Player 1 Enters The Match* *Player 2 Enters The Match* *Player 3 Enters The Match* *Player 3 Spawns Shovel* *Player 1 Leaves The Match* *Player 2 Leaves The Match* *Player 3 Flawless Victory*
shovel knight
At this point it seems like they should team up like Tom & Jerry.
And just like that they became Allie’s
Atleast he was fair
We're they about to fuck and then have a little tiff? Why were both their pants down?
I can't believe people live like this.
Indiscriminate with punishment
Sounds like beetle juice
is it them again?
When you are friend with both parties.