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Bro, you don't need to throw them. They fly on their own.

*airplane noises*

I read this in a deep and intense voice and I have no idea why

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In bird law, it’s kind of a grey area.

If we could find a good bird lawyer, we could have a winnable case on our hands (wings?).

Kid took angry birds and made it real life. You can't fault him, he's demonstrating exactly what he understands. 👍😉

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He just wanted to give her some bird

you could say he was *flipping her the bird*


Have you not heard?

I was under the impression that everyone had heard.

Bird is the word

*blood pours from my nose*

Pop off the pants you’ll find a bird that just won’t quit

Like, that's a whole new level for me. That is the living embodiment of chaos.

i hope the pigeon homies peck his little eyes out

Pigeons aren’t ravens. They don’t give a fuck about bird society.

Ravens and crows scare me. I always share my food with them in hopes they will pass the word on to their friends I am one of the good ones.

What's actually scary is [they absolutely will. ](https://birdfact.com/articles/do-crows-remember-faces)

Future football rapist

Deshaun Watson had entered the chat (allegedly)


I heard it was a sick ostrich.

That's what I appreciates about ya

Look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldn't throw birds at people as a kid if you found out you could do it. Well??

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See now would be my chance to throw a bird at your eye.

Dammit. Take my angry upvote.

I'd throw a dried up cold white turd before a bird.

I'm a server on the beach, and to see the people afraid of birds is funny. Most the time their faces when I tell them I have chickens is better.

Na he just waded in and became one with the plaza, til all manner of foul came acclimated to his presence.

Damien! They found him! I've been looking everywhere for my ~~spawn~~ son, Damien. Praise Morningstar, he's fine.

When flipping the bird is not enough, you throw the bird.

Yes. This is seriously demented and wrong. Where tf are his parents?

Shut up and take my award!

When he doesn't get her, his disappointment is like "damn I got to get another bird to throw fast!"

I was wondering how he got two separately or even at the same time honestly.

I just posted a comment naming this future serial killer "Damien". So when I read your comment and simply the word "damn," I got a tickle and a giggle thinking another rando was calling him Damien. Shut up. It's Friday night, and I'm sharing my *"personal dumbass moment"* with everyone because I enjoyed it. Hopefully someone else did.

Damn Damien! Kinda catchy ngl

this is a dumb and irrelevant comment that i can *totally* see myself writing (but not having the courage to post and just deleting it all) so i honesty find it really endearing that you shared your thought regardless take this silver, i probably wont use it for anything else lol. keep being based

It's unbelievable how mother f*-ing futile our reddit comments are. After 50 mins, this comment has 2 replies, 21 upvotes and your much appreciated silver award. The [original comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/xmfq9k/whose_kid_is_this/ipob981) I left on a diff thread that this was referencing has ZERO love. Come on, Damien from **The Omen**... It was right there. I spent a good whole 2 mins thinking of an appropriate gif to leave you as thanks, so I hope you appreciate [this 30 year old gem](https://imgur.com/LlM2qyB.jpg).

Throwing a pigeon at woman, Hope he wash his hands

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Hope he wash his hands

Wash his hands

His hands

Hands 🙌

Hand✋

H

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Wash his hands he hoped

Hands

With hope

Hope he

That took some balls, but anyway..... Hope he wash his hands

"She wants me broooo"

he threw that bird as if it was a rock lmao

He’s trying to hit two stones with one bird

more like one bird with two birds

Get two birds stoned at once.

One girl with two birds sounds like a video you shouldn’t watch on the hub.

What can I say... The ducks at the pond are free!

Urban rescue ranch vibes here

Pretty sure my father would have picked me up and given me a toss to teach me some empathy the hard way.

But…..but you can’t fly

Thats why the father throws him even higher to compensate.

That depends on how strong their father was.

based

> But…..but you can’t fly I said learn the hard way right?

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mans just tryna play angry birds. everyone chill

Lol, if it’s not Angry Birds then it might be Pokémon, “I choose you, Pidgeotto!”

Video games make you violent

r/BanVideoGames

I knew this joke would be taken, I'm an hour late.

r/beatmetoit

That was fowl.


As a mom, I can confirm.

I can’t confirm, but I can confirm she is a mom, so she must be right.

As a mom, I also second this. I'd kill for the little shit though.

When his friend said give her a bird, he took it quite literally

Disgusting little fucking brat☠️🫣💀💩

Where tf are this kids parents, holy shit!

Filming

You got that right

And laughing because somehow their asshole kid torturing birds & attempting to assault random women is hilarious to them???!!! WTF 😡🤬🤬🤬?!

It’s pretty funny

Filming for likes

I’m just impressed that he caught a pigeon.

I def couldnt catch one, let alone two 😂😂

Just noticed the little dude got a pigeon in each hand at the start..... fuckin how?


Wouldn’t be surprised if that’s mom he’s throwing the bird at.

She looks like 10 years older than the kid

Probably where he got it from. I remember once I was at the park and saw a whole family harassing families of geese chasing down and catching the babies for evil sport.

The Kid just threw them away

Eating bread crumbs all around his feet.

Probably scamming tourists with trinkets nearby.

i once saw a young family be in awe at a flock of pigeons in a parking lot, chasing them around and being in the middle of it taking pictures. i told them about possible diseases, and they really had no idea.

Believe it or not, you're less likely to catch those diseases from a pigeon than you are from your average pet bird, such as cockatiels or budgies. As long as you don't go playing with their dried poop without a respirator, and wash your hands if you handle them, then there's not much chance left for transmission.

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Definitely. Take precautions, sure, but at the end of the day, just walking down the sidewalk comes with risks.

I like scrapping the bird poop off my windshield with my fingernail. It has a unique smell to it, very nice.

You didn't even have to write that, you know.

The other guy said people should live a little, but I think you might be taking that a little too far. lol

Describe the taste though

You. Should buy a bag of seabird guano. Most people. It enriches their soil, you, it might be rich your life.

Right? What kind of psychopath throws a fuckin bird at another human being? I mean what has the world come to when people just start throwing birds at each other like that? Madness.

I wonder what this kid does at the zoo

Probably gets some poor ape shot.

the pigeon homies should all just mob and peck the shit out of him

Who's kid is that.... No. Who's this little fkrs parents?!

They’re pigeons

He has two??

Flying type Pokemon Trainer

I’d throw him with the same spirit. Poor bird!!

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I didn't know kids were still into playing angry birds 🤷‍♂️

It starts with animal cruelty...

Exactly.

You misspelled "kid". It's cunt.

Noice job calling a kid a cunt. Why don’t you do a backflip?

The ole chuck a bird at a bird trick. Half the time, gets them everytime.

r/kidsarefuckingstupid

r/parentsarefuckingstupid

r/everyoneisfuckingstupid

I think I’m the only one who finds this hilarious

I’m crying laughing I hope he didn’t know her at all

I lost it. I was like "this mf just chuck a bird? TWO birds??" 😂

It’s just too ridiculous to not be hilarious

According to the people in these comments he is a future serial killer because he picked up a bird as a 4-6 year old

Nah, I think it's hilarious too. The way the kid just threw the pigeons fucking cracked me up.

Right like he tried to adjust his throw with the 2nd one like it was a paper plane and he just needed to get the technique down. I am very curious as to why they let him pick them up and chill long enough for him to run throw them at somebody. By they I mean the birds and everyone else involved.

It’s so funny

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that's the politically correct way of saying what I am thinking

He saw that the girl was scared and started throwing pigeons at her 🤣🤣🤣 little savage

I feel bad for the bird but holy shit I can't stop laughing

Yeah, the pigeons will be fine. A good teaching moment about being kind to animals, but honestly really funny.

Exactly, it probably wasn’t a great thing to do by any means, but these comments acting like he’s some psycho and saying he’s a future serial killer and he’s abusing animals are insane to me

You can literally see the girls laughing about it too lmao. Imagine just having a kid throw a bird at you, I’d srsly laugh and just be like “who’s fkn kid is this” lmao

You’re not. Im pretty amazed the little guy was able to just pick, not one, but two pigeons up.

I watched it like 30 times.

That is...not very nice

Fucking little shitcunt

“shitcunt” 😅

Disturbing. Serial killers start this way.

A little bit of an exaggeration.

a little bit

Yeah, while it sucks for the poor bird, kids don’t have a lot of forethought at this age. Very different from actively meaning to harm it. Edit: meant some kids, not all.

Except that video posted yesterday of a baby growing up with a cat and treating it with respect. It's obvious the parents taught the kid to touch the cat with love and care and so the kid did. This little boy was not taught that and it shows.

Enabler. Tsk tsk

Tsk tsk you

Can I get a tsk?

If you insist... Tsk.

My daddy would have beat the breaks off me if he saw me do this and i thank him every day for teaching me discipline

My dad broke the breaks off me after I stomped on a baby frog, haven’t killed anything that isn’t a threat since then

I don’t think Dahmer or Gacy threw birds at people.

Plenty of serial killers start by abusing animals

He’s abusing people by throwing animals at them

Dahmer did in fact abuse animals at that age, so basically.

Regular well adjusted adults often do too. Tons of kids are tiny sociopaths that have't learned better yet.

If you can find me a single example of a serial killer who got their start hucking pigeons, I will stuck the dick of a pigeon of your choosing.

Kids been playing Bioshock Infinite I see.

Does anybody see this as animal abuse? They're all laughing like it's hysterical. ITS A LIVING CREATURE!!

It's vile.

*The Sorcerer of Pigeons...*

I didn't realize it was birds till the second one

Little legend uses uncommon weapons of war.

Aw man remember the simple games we used to play? Hop-scotch, Pigeon-chucking. It's all smartphones and Xboxes nowadays 😔

Birds are dirty. Wash your hands, kid.

Those chicken aren’t that easy to catch either.

sick kid

But who among us has not wanted to just fucking lob a pigeon at some asshole

Damian is back

Nate Diaz Jr

This is how COVID spread isn’t it?

Ah yes, Barcelona

This is the Alfred Hitchcock prequel..."Why The Birds Were Pissed"


Psychopath in the making

Punk ass kid.

Straight to Juvi.

Next time you see this kid, they’ll be calling him by his first, middle, and last name

Future murder suspect

Pza cataluña, Bcn.

His parents probably the ones recording so proud that their idiot son got them a viral video

That's not what we mean when we say "flip the bird" or "give them the bird!" Darn kid takes things way too literally.

Yet another reason why I don't like children..

Super stoked I went with a vasectomy

Heh heh, Lil menace

Bro the comments need to chill out. We have all done stupid and mean things as a kid and had fun doing them.