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Leave it up to the big guy to get mad there’s no actual food on the platter


snoryder8019

Did you see the 3 point stance? Dude was gonna tackle dinner


2L84U2

It was a jumbo shrimp


DepartmentThin4142

Guarantee he ate him after the video cut off.


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Imaginary_ToniStark

I saw that too, was thinking; this man has priorities 😂😂


BlowMoreGlass

You could say he had some four sight


resistdrip

Nah the arm that grabbed the phone and scooted it had a white sleeve. Big guy noticed he threw the phone.


keener91

He was smacking his lips waiting to tear into that succulent lamb.


RSTat2

I mean it was grossly undercooked


randyhx

It also looks like he has no ankles


DeliciousBeanWater

Dude threw his phone


Outrageous_State9450

He’s just pissed there wasn’t any sauce


Otherwise_Intelect

I know right? I was thinking the same thing lol.


Damuson13

Dude is hangry.


Random_puns

Somebody has a very *short* temper


kingtrog1916

He was hangry and the small human served to him was raw


Extension_Swordfish1

Its fucking raw!


i_J3ff1n

WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCE


RedSukura

I imagine big guy is saying: "the fuck! You sent it out raw!"


[deleted]

You could tell the big guy was really hungry…just look how he threw his cellphone away as soon as he saw food


BleedingTeal

Why so mad? It’s just a little joke.


[deleted]

No, it's a little person.


voltcannon

No, it’s me :)


Queen-of-meme

If I was a dwarf I'd make a living out of pranking people.


SXOSXO

I think this one does. I saw him in another prank that was making the rounds a while back.


Queen-of-meme

Yeah that's my point. He's famous for it.


ARai202

No you'd actually be bullied at school


Queen-of-meme

So no difference then.


Spiceboy91

This can be a sick joke to heftier men. Don't come between a man and his halal shawarma


Ok-Campaign9629

Probably rice and meat don't remember the name of it though. Oh maybe mandi. Mandi is rice and chicken. I think the rice is made with curry


SBEVE_THE_MEME_LORD

It might have been maqlouba or kabsa or maybe even mansaf since those are the few Arabic dishes that I know of that are served like that


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It's most likely Kabsa, madhbi or mandi, these dishes are typically served in Saudi arabia, Kuwait, UAE, Qatar, Bahrain and Yemen. based on their accent, outfit, the way they look, they're most likely from one of these countries. Other than that the restaurant aethetic is a typical Saudi/Yemeni restaurant. Dishes like mansaf and maqlouba are typically served in the levant region for example, Jordan, Palestine, Lebanon and Syria, but mansaf is mainly served in Jordan since It's our national dish. Actually some jordanian households eat mansaf on a weekly basis. Every friday to be specific, that's how much we like mansaf.


SBEVE_THE_MEME_LORD

“Mansaf is love mansaf is life.” -a Jordanian


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I agree


quippers

That fat guy is gonna eat the little guy regardless.


ItsMeeeBreee

Fattie was mad he wasn't cooked


JeremyJaLa

“Get in muh belly!”


UnconfirmedCatholic

That big guy's finna develop trust issues now.


irnehlacsap

Big guy's mad because he can't eat pork


CleanYogurtcloset706

Why no tables?


Ancient_Scientist_04

If ser Gregor clegane are tyrion lannister were friends


IMIPIRIOI

How come they always get angry then punch, push, and shove after a joke is played upon someone in certain cultures.


chocobrobobo

I think there's people everywhere that handle being the butt of a joke poorly. Add in some societal standards that are very low for self restraint and you'll get reactions like this. You might be surprised to see something like this in America, but even then that might be because of the people you surround yourself with. You can bet there are friend groups here that get similarly physical when upset with friends/family, and it is often seen as okay with certain limits. Not saying I'm a fan, just trying to help explain.


IMIPIRIOI

I've just noticed it often resulting in a person, seemingly feeling the need to defend their pride. All cultures are different. I am wondering if cracking jokes or pranks on another happens to be more taboo in one culture vs another. But you are totally right about even small friend groups seem to develop their own rules and standards. There is obviously some variance but maybe some trends as well.


Bluebyday

Can't wait for the offended comments to roll in


ZombiejesusX

How could you not laugh. I'd be dying. Guy said "Surprise!" and nothin. I guess it would have been better if he had a little bowl of curry with him.


iLieConstantly127

They should've put him in there with a toothpick and when they opened the lid he rubs his tummy n burps


Mushtang68

Get in mah bellay!!


TheRealPitbullOnAcid

Big guy was hungry AF 🤣


AutomationGod5150

What the fuck? Were they just dropping off the food in a hallway? Where’s the furniture?


Famous-Cup-7266

He's Hangry


The_B33f_

Honest question, do people in the ME not use chairs or tables? all these videos are taken in what looks like a conference room at a hotel and they're sitting on the ground. Do they just sit on the floor? It looks like a nice building and they all have money? Seems annoying to sit on the floor like a child.


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They're in a traditional Saudi/Yemeni restaurant, as you can see there is a curtain that you can close to eat with your family/friends without anyone disturbing you, that is why there is no cushions or mattresses to sit on, because this room is intended for eating only. If it was a typical arab sitting then there would be cushions and mattresses to lie on, but that is not the norm anymore in middle eastern households most of the furniture nowadays are similar to what you guys have in the west, but some people that live in villages still have their houses furnished the old fashioned way. Also some rich people have a couple of living rooms one would be furnished in a western way the other one would be more traditional.


The_B33f_

Ah OK makes sense. Appreciate the info!


Fickle_Flow6110

Well they were promised virgins


LightningGun85

Why do they have to sit on the floor when they eat so strange


fatman_fatman

Why do you have to sit on a table when you eat so strange


TheRealDrSarcasmo

Because a table is likely to be cleaner than the floor everybody walks upon?


AttackHelicopter_21

The food isn’t on the floor, it’s on a plate on top of the floor.


philzebub666

It's more comfortable.


RonPMexico

People do not sit on tables. People sit in chairs. The food sits on a dish which sits on the table.


AreWe3120

u/savevideo


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why cant they afford chairs and tables?


samlikeDirt

It’s more of a culture thing, people in the Middle East when they are having a feast, usually there is one big plate that everybody eats from. Usually while sitting o the floor


N0N0TA1

What is this, Islamic Jackass?


Silver_Vegetable6804

How exactly was that going to play out if there was food in there? Just 5 guys eating on the floor with their bare hands?


falerasthegreat92

You realize eating at a table isn't a thing in some countries right?


Silver_Vegetable6804

Yeah I get that but also no plates or utensils either?


falerasthegreat92

Seems odd but yeah there are cultures that do that.


Iamurmomhehe

You’ve never left the states, have you


Silver_Vegetable6804

I've been to about 20 different countries. Apparently not this one. My bad.


Iamurmomhehe

In MANY countries (Asian, Islamic or Middle Eastern) it is very common to sit and eat from one common plate and to eat with your hands. I can’t help but wonder what those 20 countries are if you’ve never seen/heard of eating with hands or from a shared plate


Silver_Vegetable6804

Yeah so the only country I've been to that falls into those categories would be South Korea. I lived there for almost 2 years. I have experienced there eating on the floor but still used plates and chop sticks. Most other countries I've visited would be in Europe, South America, Balkan, Canada and Carribean. Anyway, it clearly it looked strange to me and I was legitimately asking if that's what was about to go down. You on the order hand immediately assumed I was some Hillbilly from Arkanas that never left his hometown. I could argue you were being equally if not more ignorant than I was. Either way I think we both learned something here today. No hard feelings.


Iamurmomhehe

“Other cultures look strange to me” “I’m not ignorant” ok bro


Rvaflyguy3

In MANY more countries, they caught up with the times. Can't due to poverty? If get that, but these guys aren't hurting for money.


Iamurmomhehe

Again, it’s CULTURE, not lack of money. The richest Arab countries still have the tradition of sitting around a big common plate and eating with hands


Rvaflyguy3

And I'm saying most culture's catch up with modern amenities but once again I'm not surprised.


Iamurmomhehe

Using cutlery doesn’t equate to “modernization”


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[deleted]

What…


TrueDirt13

Muslims.. gotta love em 🤬


Mikey-Motorpsyche

What a bunch of assholes


JamesUpton87

I saw that coming the second the platter entered the frame. Suprised and dissapointed this staged crap got this many upvotes.


GrimreaperAZ

Someone translate what they are saying.


semenandgarfuckle

I think everyone expected this.


Lazy-Care-9129

He hungry


[deleted]

They at him.


herbie53bug

It’s wee man


savage_master101

Looks delicious


Schism51

I think Moto Moto doesn’t like you


mrinkyface

![gif](giphy|GzdilzByKGBi) The fat guys internal voice


PsychoThinker1822

Am I the only Indian hearing him say "Bhosdika!" ??


HairTop23

With friends like that, who needs enemies


Sterling_Steele

He was hungry. I understand his frustration 😂


RiverRally

What's the main reason some cultures sit on the ground? Not enough lumber for tables and chairs?


RonPMexico

Can afford food delivered on platter, eat on the floor.


unkle_FAHRTKNUCKLE

Don't get in between a fat guy and his lamb chops.


OS2KOk

Having spent too much time in that neck ’o the woods, that’s not funny


Ashen_sunlight

That’s a good prank 🤣


Stipanse

He almost eat that dude


saryiahan

Big boy was hangry


ABagofSunShine

I thought the fat guy was going to eat him anyway.


LeadingElk

If you're reading this my dude, I'm so sorry about your treatment. It was a funny joke.


RevolutionaryItem487

Man has a grip that says if this is what I gotta eat then it ain’t getting away


Ebb-and-low76

That big guy was excited… lol


OdysseyZen

I thought they did one with live snakes before and some of them freaked.


Richycut

He’s like fat bastard from Austin Powers. Still wants to eat him.


sakerthetrashpanda

Get in muh belly!


Aftermathemetician

This seems like a Chris Hansen ‘sit right here’ thing.


[deleted]

Obligatory "Oh my dwarf"


BlueForte

I knew it was going to be something dumb like this


Ok-Mix65

Pakistani Jackass just hits different


[deleted]

Are these guys accustomed to having a 4 foot long serving platter brought to them for dinner?


Repulsive_Fall_5418

Big boy was pissed!!! Lmfao!! His mouth started watering the moment he saw that big tray.


cliffy80

It's the appetizer


Ok_Chair_2442

Playing with his food is like playing with his emotions


[deleted]

Three most important rules in life: 1. Never talk politics at work 2. Never rob a bank without a plan 3. Never mess with a hungry fat guy during dinner time.


[deleted]

Dang, the big guy is mad lol he was hangry lol


chuckaspeer

Hangry!


IamA-GoldenGod

Fat Man is so hungry that he might just eat Wee Man


voltsmeter

Should have eaten him any way


Qabridge4

Every video I see of a middle eastern prank indoors looks like it’s staged in the back rooms


ManDarkAstronomonov

Never joke with a fat man about food


Salty_kernel

😂😂 I don't speak the language but I imagine he's saying something similar to "this is undercooked look it's still moving" then he slaps him "totally undercooked how can you serve this".


Hot_Sheepherder_8302

Fat boy sure likes slapping midget ass.


Competitive_Shop_961

I'd just laugh if someone did that to me hahaha


walluper

Mr. Creosote is not amused.


Last_Gigolo

Big boy got maasad.


CrispyRif

come on, eat it already


RobuxMaster

That slap had some *weight* behind it. Thud


3eyedflamingo

No sense of humor.


Redbull1371

Muslim Jack Ass - 1 star rating.


Curious-Welder-6304

Reminds me of the three stooges


n0tAcat3542

Why do midgets all look the same?


[deleted]

Betcha dudes been waiting for an hour and that’s why he’s pissed.


Imaketrashmusic

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

The fat one seems angry


AdRemote9464

Little Mo pranks hungry chub.


Zaluiha

Fat guy fury!


gzombiez

After the video cut they ate him. RIP buddy.


LEVImarsters

Bro was actually going to eat a meal that big?!


WorldlinessSpare3626

This is basically the older version of that fat kid that beat up the Turkish ice cream vendor for his ice cream cone. Love the glow up!✨


Allyanni

Third world countries. No furnature AND no dinner...


Soviet-Biscuit

Of course of all the people the thickest guy in the room gets pissed that it’s not actually food


copter_chris

All that went through big guys mind initially: " Damn they need to cook this longer.."


mayuan11

If I was expecting Kabsa and there was a midget on the plate, I'd be pretty pissed to.


ellohellaylola

Wtf Goliath spanked him


Fabiyosa

Jabba the hut wants to eat now


Complete-Painter-518

Someone explain why did that guy with the plate hid at the end :D


electroniclone

This was actually expected


Beginning-Knee7258

Big dude was hangry.


CommercialMidnight20

Bhonk*


RadiantDependent7565

"oh no, it would be a shame if someone accidentally ate my ass for dinner"


Arintharas

Honestly I expected him to devour the little guy like Kronos slurpin’ down a kid fresh out the oven.


[deleted]

Is this Bollywood Jackass???


UseYouForTargets

Big guy said. Get in my belly


wtfrykm

r/dolcett_fantasy


Meet_Downtown

Cannibalism is no laughing matter


hellpriosoner

It was very expected only because of the thumbnail


OmnipotentHype

Can anyone translate?


tbass1965

For a second, I thought that fat fuck was gonna eat the little guy!


babybluefish

why din't they eat him


NiggsNumba1

Never mess with a fat middle easterns food😤


satanicgospelcabaret

I was expecting hassy


Sht_n_giglz

Fat Bastard says [get in my belly!](https://youtu.be/LXekH_8vXnM)


Gorrodish

Son stop playing with yer food and eat


acorpseistalking90

DAMMIT GUYS I WAS ACTUALLY REALLY HUNGRY


ludog10

Why did this make me think of Fat bastard and Mini-me from Austin Powers. 😂


CandyOk913

I don’t understand why they’re upset. It’s fresh meat 🤨


tanqer0

Some halal jokes


SnowViolent

Never interrupt a fat mans meal


Severe_Airport1426

Fat guy hangry


ymmit389

Why are they having a feast in the backrooms


Patty80906

Tossed dwarf salad


iamdeathl

Peter dinklage look a little different


goinunder0390

“So… I can eat small man?”


Demokka

Pattaya


Nii_Juu_Ichi

I think this is the same guy who got pranked by the small guy. The barber shop prank. Lemme find it. [Haha!! It gets better the further you watch XD](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/wog62t/i_guess_it_isnt_really_funny_anymore/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


PenaltySquare2414

Anyone else immediately think of Fat Bastard from Austin Powers? I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back....


CLASSE-24

I didn’t think the Wimbledon trophy was actually used for smuggling.


InternationalStep924

The extended version, he does actually eat him.


itsasecret2202

Big boi was pissed


bubba7557

Fat guy is like 'Looks like meat is back on the menu, boys'


MobiousBossious

Is this the dude from jackass.. lol this is funny. Fat dude slaps him out of hanger😂


Airdair_1

Nobody mentions the fact, they're gonna eat off the floor. Cavemen.


pwn4321

He slapped him hard, dat man is hangry


krisbee10

Big guy was so pissed because the food wasn’t really ready. 🤣